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//still on hiatus for the time being, still not sure when i'll come back fully, but circumstances have dramatically improved and i just wanted to share that :) i'm feeling good!

i also wanted to share some art! i semi-recently decided i hate using a tablet, actually, and drawing with my mouse has been so goddamn freeing. haven't drawn salvatore in a while but fuck it, i wanna show y'all some of what i've been up to.

i have these two new ocs that are ruining mt life 💕 left is iliris the goth cowboy-slash-terrorist (he/him), and right is twice the cannibal cultist (they/he/it). they're in love 💖 or. well. they were.

and then i've been drawing my boy eden (he/him) literally so much. purple boy has gotten me through some rough times lately. so here's the hims 💕

and then i drew this on thursday for my friend joey and he lost his shit about it! a family crest for his oc azrael

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #❝ me‚ i don't show up very good in pictures ❞ 「 art 」 #//even if it's not salvatore art per se #//hiiii hi 💕 #//i've been drawing a lot of d&d characters lol

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repost and bold what your muse can do!

( italicize for something they're capable of but not good at per se )

swim / scubadive / read and write / do calligraphy / ride a bike / ride a unicycle / ride a motorcycle / drive / draw / sing / play an instrument / maintain a rhythm / converse in a language / converse in more than two languages / converse in more than four languages / do basic maths / do algebra / understand structural formulas / read a floorplan / assemble ikea / build a working piece of furniture / build a house / sew a button / customise clothes / make clothes / bind a book / use a vacuum / clean windows without leaving streaks / boil water / make pasta / remove the pit of an avocado / cut bell peppers / cook / bake / basic first aid / cpr / close a bullet wound / fire a gun / load a gun / shuffle a deck of cards / shuffle a deck of cards one-handed / play or read tarot / use matches / use a lighter / make a fire without either / code / start a computer / hack / steal a car without keys / pick a lock / kick down a door / throw a punch / put an opponent smaller than them into a chokehold / put an opponent larger than them into a chokehold / intentionally break a bone / make a cast / chop down a tree / put up a tent / make a knot / create a shelter without tools or brought materials / make a cocktail / cut a line of cocaine / change a diaper / recite a nursery rhyme from memory / recite an important religious code from memory / recite the table of elements from memory / recite all pokemon in the pokemon song from memory / recite a 10-digit code 24 hours later after only reading hearing it once / tell a person’s zodiac sign / tell a person’s age / play football / play basketball / play another ball sport / iceskate / use an audio recording device / use a camera / tattoo / do a piercing

tagged by: @swxpped

tagging, with no pressure to any of y'all <3: @rejectshumanity @egokilled @sinshosted (for ava <3) @yaksha-garden aaand @arcanescholxr

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #❝ i can't stop myself and i don't want to‚ either ❞ 「 dash games 」 #//you tagged me in this. so long ago duckie. i am so sorry #//is this how i find out that i forgot to follow back teddy's vox from here? seems like it #❝ there i was‚ a gangster turned vampire on the loose ❞ 「 headcanons 」 #//me: i'm on hiatus because my living situation is a shitshow #//me: anyway here's a headcanon meme before i log off again

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//heyyy lol hey, long time no see. uh. i've been really putting off making a post about this here, but yeah i think saying 'yeah i'm on hiatus' is redundant. y'all know i am.

i don't want to go into too many details here on tumblr dot com but yeah it looks like soon i'm gonna be getting the fuck out of this living situation.

good news: i'll be moving in with my fiance.

bad news: this shit sucks, man.

anyway. i want to say that i'm gonna keep writing and have something to post soon, but i'm gonna be real, y'all, i haven't been able to write an rp response in months. i'm not sure when i'll be back, and i'm really sorry. but i will be.... eventually. whenever i can finally stop perpetually existing in survival mode, i guess.

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #vent cw #negative cw #//hiiii. yeah. lmao #//thanks y'all for sticking with me

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Dooratwa, Distance (1978)

#❝ ma was always three bricks short of a load ❞ 「 anna burke 」

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//i've been practicing imitating a more brooklyn-esque accent so i can do an impression of salvatore. i keep forgetting to log back in here but anyway that's what i'm up to this week-

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #//becoming one of those d&d players who speaks in their characters' voices during session #//so i'm teaching myself to talk like sal. so i can speak as d&d salvatore. u understand #//anyway i'm having fun

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i tried to make him look angry and menacing, but he came out low key adorable 🥰

//GIGGLING AND GIGGLING LOOKING AT THIS OMGGG..... oh my god i love how he looks in your style. my favorite little bastard <3

also "trying to be angry and menacing yet lowkey adorable" is just salvatore. he'd beat me to death for saying that but it's true and i will not be silenced.

#❝ me‚ i don't show up very good in pictures ❞ 「 art 」 #rejectshumanity #❝ i'll talk your ear off‚ kid ❞ 「 answered 」 #//WAILS THANK YOU DANIIII I LOVE HIM #//also your art style is so NICE WAHHH

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#❝ come on snake‚ let's rattle ❞ 「 dio | rejectshumanity 」 #suggestive cw

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//i love customer service. every day people just say shit to me.

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #//shoutout to the lady who came in today and was asking us about pests on the property #//bc she's pretty sure the unit next to hers has a mice infestation #//and then she was all #//'no i understand. you two have done nothing wrong. thank you for everything. this is a spiritual attack to test my faith.'

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#❝ say‚ doll‚ care to dance with me ? ❞ 「 laura tucker | friendscfmine 」 #//them vibes idk idk

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OC SMASH OR PASS

i was gonna wait till i got home but i'm impatient <3

rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but have a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc)

tagged by @vacantgodling and @jezifster :3

i was originally gonna do eden and tbh. might make a separate post for him. but my man salvatore is fun so <3 here's some misc. art of my beautiful man

PROPAGANDA:

hot older man

top-leaning verse

vampire

incredibly protective and intense

good with kids

takes a while to fall in love but when he does he falls HARD. will be very devoted to you and will not be subtle

badass as hell, knows how to fight

will commit crimes with you no problem

would punch someone just bc you asked him go, very loyal, will always back you up

completely down for a no strings attached casual relationship. he's chill.

willing to change and be a better guy, but you have to be patient

ANTI-PROPAGANDA:

has never been to therapy and desperately needs it

HOLY TOXIC MASCULINITY, BATMAN.

complete and total lack of self worth

will be very mean to you as a sign of affection

graphic threats of violence are a love language

if "vampire" is a pro for you, he's not interested

has dedicated his existence entirely to revenge and violence bc it's all he knows

i'd smash but i am in fact biased. lmao.

ANYWAY!! tagging (with no pressure to y'all <3): @albatris @skitzo-kero @anexor @addisons-damn-dialogue @written-in-gold @angsty-prompt-hole @corvus-rose aaand anyone else who might want to!!

#❝ be a pal and throw that chain away‚ wouldja ? i wanna chew your head off ❞ 「 shitposts 」 #//ALMOST FORGOT I DID THIS #//anyway. what would you vote #//(being silly)

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Going insane about kicked dog with rabies type characters

#❝ bein' a vampire ain't no way to live‚ and being eaten by a vampire ain't no way to die ❞ 「 musings 」 #//also very spencercore #//and edencore

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accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday but god wont let me die so im back

#❝ be a pal and throw that chain away‚ wouldja ? i wanna chew your head off ❞ 「 shitposts 」

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Modern Fantasy Fandomless OCs RP masterlist!

Reblog this post and add in the tags

your URL

if you’re a single muse or a multimuse

if they have any fandom verses too

(optional) your muse’s name

EXAMPLE: scrunklyrpblog, single muse, animal crossing verse, Scrunkly the Mighty

to be added in the list!

NOTE: if you have a multimuse blog, write as many muses as you have; if you’d like, feel free to give your muse a “title” to describe them!

Characters in URL alphabetical order can be found HERE and HERE!

if'd rather reblog the generalized fandomless OCs masterlist, go here!

your url will be added in the main fandomless masterlist even if you reblog only this post!!

REMEMBER: this masterlist is ONLY for fandomless OCs, even if they might have fandom verses!!

#troublewithvampires #single muse #red dead redemption verse #jjba verse #magnus archives verse #unsleeping city verse #//and more! #salvatore o'malley #//i suppose sal would be considered modern fantasy. so

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RP MUSE VALENTINE’S APPLICATION.

your name:

Romantic or platonic?:

A night in or dinner out or an activity?:

Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?:

What's your perfect date?:

Would you cook for me?:

Would you let me cook for you?:

Can we make-out?:

Make out in private or in public?:

Do you like to cuddle?:

Blankets or no blankets for cuddling?:

Couch or bed?:

What are at least 3 hobbies of yours?:

Tell me something about you no else knows:

Why do you want to be my valentine?:

What makes you a good Valentine?:

#❝ two glasses and a bottle of johnny walker over here ! ❞ 「 memes 」

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@arcanescholxr said: “Happy Valentines Day.” Dwight holds out a small decorated box. “I made you some brownies.”

Salvatore takes the box with a surprised little blink, looking between it and Dwight a few times. He twitches his ears and smiles, chuckling a little. "Well, ain't that nice?" he muses. "I, ah, thank you, maestro."

Although... "Though, I ain't got much of a sense a' taste anymore." Salvatore's ears droop a little. "So, I'm sure they're alright, but I ain't a good judge of that." Still, it's a very sweet gift, and he knows Dwight means well, and he's real sweet for trying, so...

"But, hey, don't want 'em to go to waste on some jackass who can't taste 'em," Salvatore says, putting an arm around Dwight's shoulders. "Mind sharin' 'em?" It speaks to how comfortable Salvatore has become with Dwight that he freely shows the witch this kind of affection, but he doesn't examine that too closely right now.

#❝ i'll talk your ear off‚ kid ❞ 「 answered 」 #❝ take it from old sally two shoes‚ kid ❞ 「 in character 」 #arcanescholxr #❝ that's the trouble with vampires‚ you know ? ❞ 「 main verse 」 #//deciding now that maestro is sal's nickname for dwight #//referencing him being good at magic #//yes sal thinks he's clever :) #//sal: valentines day is fuckin stupid and anyone who likes it is annoying #//dwight: i made you brownies :3 #//sal: .... alright well that's fine #//gayass #//(disclaimer i am gay)

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fuck looks. relationships NEED to based on your ability to be SILLY TOGETHER!!!!!! you better be laughing together or ELSE

#❝ bein' a vampire ain't no way to live‚ and being eaten by a vampire ain't no way to die ❞ 「 musings 」 #//REAL!! #//sal loves people who are silly #//those are the kinds of people he can form lasting romances with

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@rejectshumanity said: " ever the cynic, i see. it sounds like someone could use a roll in the sheets… "

"Fuckin' Christ, do you ever let up?" Salvatore shoots Dio a dirty look. "No, I don't need to get fuckin' laid--it's a stupid goddamn holiday and I don't see why everyone cares so much about it." Another drag of his cigarette.

"... Why do you care about it?" he asks after a moment. "People throw themselves at you all the goddamn time anyway. Why's one day so special to ya'?"

#❝ take it from old sally two shoes‚ kid ❞ 「 in character 」 #❝ here comes the debt collector ❞ 「 jojo verse 」 #rejectshumanity #//sal: god i hate valentines day #//dio: would some dick make you stop bitching #//sal: NO >:( #//sal: ... but i mean if you're offerin #suggestive cw