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rodentjazz · 3 months
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Hear me out
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soupfather · 3 months
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Erm, what the flip guys
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whimsyprinx · 2 years
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in todays episode of “Crystalline doesn’t know when they’re flirting or being flirted with“
#whimsy whispers#I’ve been informed#that I flirt with my best friend all the time#news to me#in my defense- we always talk like this#i cannot stress that anyone who will ever (for whatever reason) flirt with me and want me to pick up on that will have to just straight up#tell me eventually because I will not pick up on flirting I will just think ‘hehe I’m talking to my friend :3’ (assuming it’s a friend#flirting because if a stranger is flirting I’ll just think you’re weird)#i have no concept of flirting awareness#i will never know if anyone likes me like that#if you cannot tell from the fact that I didn’t know I was just casually flirting with my bestie#like again: we just are like this#i am convinced im going to die alone and relationshipless but if/when my friend gets a partner I hope they won’t hate me for flirting with#my best friend#like bestie I’ve known her since childhood this is our default setting I’m sorry that it’s also flirting#i feel abshdjrj stupid#also note: idk social cues I didn’t have many peers growing up and was like socially isolated so like#even more reason to not know when flirting is afoot#i have been in three relationships one lasted a day because I panicked about being hate crimed and we broke up#the other lasted a bit over a month and was with said best friend I apparently flirt with because we realized ‘we are just besties’#the other was with my ex (who I despise) also a little over a month he broke up with me because he wasn’t feeling the relationship which is#fine#my track record for relationships isn’t the best
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cupiidzbow · 4 days
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it’s my birthday!! 🎉 i thought it would be fun to do a little promo!! hi!! im FREDDIE! 🍌 im everyone’s local funny monkey media loving mutual!! im an artist and self shipper, one of my main and dearly beloved f/os is funky kong!! 🌊 i always love meeting new people, and im huge encourager of the silly!! umm if you want to see me be absolutely insane about my funny monkie guy well. hey 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽
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zombvibes · 3 months
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I’m not sure if I shared this link on here but, I recommend reading through the articles on this site!
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leclerrari · 6 months
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if i were scuderia ferrari i would simply love back the boy who’s been bleeding my colours since he saw a race car for the first time but maybe that’s just me
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sensitiveheartless · 1 year
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Ta-daaa, the self-proclaimed “Just An Ordinary Man”!
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communistkenobi · 4 months
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do not want to start a fight but isn’t this totally normal. in middle school you’re like what 11 years old? I didn’t know any of this shit at that age and that has not made my life difficult as an adult even remotely. in particular I was shit at touch typing and remember being miserable in class because I was horrible at it and now I’m perfectly comfortable touch typing because I’m no longer 11 years old. I’ve taught several semesters of upper year undergraduates (meaning all of them were over the age of 21-22) in a similar coding/technical class setting who didn’t know anything about windows file structures and it was fine, they didn't blow up their computers or bring about the downfall of civilisation, they eventually picked it up over the 12 weeks of the semester because that’s how learning works
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ash-and-starlight · 7 months
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Would you have any thoughts about the Gaang in a modern au (either with or without bending), especially jobs? I legit love how there’s never been a consensus of how they’d live, especially job wise, in the fandom — except for Katara, she is absolutely a doctor, surgeon, ER badass. Personally, I love the thought of Zuko as a child protective agent, and Sokka as a high school teacher, not just for the dramatic Zukka potential lol haha either way, I’d love to hear your thoughts!
aaa ok i love and adore to see how their roles get translated in modern au’s in such clever ways, i loveee your ideas for zukka workplace drama that’s so 🥺 ok i’ll list some of my faves but feel free to add
-doctor katara SO TRUE and activist katara also so true either way she’s helping people and giving all she’s got
-aang also activist monk-turned *insert job that has to do with flying?? or meteorology??* AND i love the silly little headcanon he and zuko are lion dance partners dkfjdj
-toph wwe champion. without question
- jet could also work with kids tbh as either a child protective agent too or teaching martial arts classes for kids as some sort of social program he zuko and toph have an underground fight club every tuesday he and iroh have a wholesome breaking bad situationship going on with banger edibles
- zuko the guy with 294737 job options tbh either as jasmine dragon clerk, firefighter, historian / khon expert and standing authority on the ramakien, parkour guy, sword guy, guy who goes to business school just to learn how to efficiently dismantle dad’s financial empire, and i am extremely partial on muai thay champion-instructor zuko who has like a post-injury gym program just for the zukka of it all of him helping sokka with his leg during rehab 😌
- sokka also guy that can do anything tbh wether working as inventor or in tech/mechanic fixing things, working at a science museum (hi robin), marine biologist (hi kath) working as an astronomer or at the planetarium bc he’s always been fascinated by the night sky and the moon, artist, poet, mythbuster, sword guy as well, all of these at once. most importantly he has an insanely popular food blog on the side
- suki kendo captain of an all-girl club
- florist mai. (specifically ikebana artist) which is comic canon and in context made little sense but i love it it’s beautiful bc it brings me to
- tattoo artist ty-lee 💕
- and azula uhhh nepobaby electrician
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stergeon · 1 month
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"I was laughing but at the same time I really wanted to give El a hug, I felt so bad for her"
Edelgard: Thank you for your concern but I am quite alright now.
Um, what's going on with this?
Byleth: Hey, I'm not complaining. Ever since we got together my squat game has been insane. My ass has never looked so good.
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teddyvaughn1975 · 1 month
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Bear fact
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Woah there, I like the enthusiasm but maybe tone the aggression down just a bit.
Ahem
Grizzly bears actually have great memory to hotspots for food, even after several years have past.
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Omg sexy evil eye man hi
I’ve just logged in to this account and I see this? At 10 in the morning?
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focsle · 2 months
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Got to sit and sing with the dreadnoughts in a corner of a pub tonight (‘:
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housewifebuck · 11 months
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hopeworth · 2 years
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tim and damian lying in the same bed playing their own video games in complete silence
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didthekingdieyet · 1 year
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FRIENDS
a uk man was arrested after throwing eggs at tampon charlie, shouting: "this country was built on the blood of slaves."
a reminder that the british kidnapped and enslaved over 3.4 million people. when the slave trade was abolished, the uk paid “reparations” only to slave owners (est. $21B today).
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