#I’m too embarrassed for that

[thefanciestborrower]

Vore crush reveal 👀👀👀?

Gosh you’re really gonna make me do it huh. You know what, fine here you go. This isn’t the entire list because I’m trying to preserve SOME dignity, or at least, what little I have left as a vore blog... This is all going below the cut and you guys are NOT allowed to make fun of me ghdkdhdhsh. God I’m going to regret this...

Data Spock

Neelix

Tom Paris

Leonard McCoy

Wayne Szalinski

Han Solo 

Leia Organa 

Jack Kelly 

Crutchie Morris 

Davey Jacobs 

Denton

Bilbo Baggins

Frodo Baggins

Peregrine Took

Aragon 

Boromir 

Elwin Ransom

Newt Scamander

Twigleg

Seymour Krelborn

Daniel Larusso

Johnny Lawerence 

Steve Rodgers

Bruce Banner 

Peter Parker

Clint Barton

9th Doctor

10th Doctor

Link

Zelda

Dr. Jekyll 

#I honestly think there’s only like two on here y’all most likely wont be familiar wirh #but whatever its fine #also PLEASE for the love of God TRY and refrain from rebloging #I’m too embarrassed for that #fandom vore #most are pred crushes but there’s a few prey crushes in there as well and no I’m not telling you which is which #and just because they’re on this list doesn’t mean I’ll be making content with them! #they’re just...what my brain decided to project my weirdness on is all #vore crush list

[strawberryscare]

new fav ship prospect is buddy and fabian. imagine growing up intensely religious and conservative and not only do you end up with rich asshole bisexual disaster boyfriend but he sincerely suggests you meet his godless hellish pirate devil prince father. there’s something very charming in all that.

#STAY WITH ME HERE #listen i know he’s on his ivy embra kick which we can pyschoanalyze as a gilear/sandra lynn parallel in another post #but all i could think of in fabian meeting buddy is the chemistry they had don’t even front #something something ruining innocence trope or wtvr too #please don’t count the adjectives in this post i’m embarrassed #also OBVIOUSLY buddy’s mlm bc duh. mirror of kristen #which doubles with tracker clearly being a yin/yang thing freshman yr with the moon goddess #so u could get that again with heaven/hell but with fabian and buddy #d20 #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fabian seacaster #buddy dawn #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers

[kewpiekills]

chilchuck is canonically underweight to avoid setting traps so you knooooow once his dungeon days are over senshi is very lovingly stuffing him in every sense

chubby older chilchuck with domestic senshi and…. stuffing that man gay sex style

#kewpie's art #asks answered #chilshi #pots n picks #<- i’m too embarrassed to maintag my suggestive stuff. so ship names only

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo getting hit with a truth curse but instead of forcing him to admit to super sad or worrying things it’s things like “it was me who broke the remote” “I saw Mikey prank Donnie and helped hide it because it’s way funnier if he didn’t know who it was” “I rip my clothes to look more like Raph’s because he’s really cool” “my stripes aren’t even red they’re pink!”

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #plot twist he COULD be admitting angsty stuff but he’s pushing the less oof truths forward instead on purpose #raph: hey leo what do you want for dinner #leo: *about to bare his soul on all his internal torment but pivots* I’m afraid of snakes #(no but fr Leo’s stripes being technically more pink instead of red is cute ngl) #(a very reddish pink to the point that in certain lighting it looks red but at the base they’re p pink) #(i also am very fond of the idea that Leo doesn’t just have questionable taste in fashion he also just loves Raph a lot and looks up to him) #but yeah I think that something like this would be 99% Leo admitting to unimportant things or admitting to how much he values everyone #like they all KNOW Leo loves them and he’s talked them up enough for them to know but it’s different when he’s like #‘I just wanna read my comics with you guys around - it’s my favorite place to be’ #or again just random bs that doesn’t REALLY have a lot of weight like #‘I like using my portals to prank random people around the world’ #‘I’m worried about being a bad influence on hueso jr’ #‘sometimes I kinda wanna see hypno’s plans succeed’ #‘it’s been way too long since I found this out and honestly it’s embarrassing but I actually don’t have a di-‘ #SORRY COULDNT HELP MYSELF #(<-but did u know that that pink rather than red observation actually ties into this headcanon as well if u know about red eared sliders)

[rathonk]

Phlegmexpo or whoever..

#metal gear solid #mgs #solid snake #otacon #hal emmerich #snotacon #doodl #sorry for snot on main but they’re silly okay #also I’m trying to learn how to draw on my laptop :| ough #might delete later if i get too embarrassed about this one

[littler0b1n]

Some submas doodles to show that I’m still in fact alive and that these silly train men are still invading every train of thought

#pun intended #I have more #like wayyy more #but I either think they’re not good enough or are too embarrassing to show #anyways I do have more ideas I’m cooking #like some designs on when they were younger #art #my doodles :d #doodle #submas #submas emmet #submas ingo #subway boss ingo #warden ingo #subway master emmet #subway boss emmet #subway master ingo #pokemon #pokémon #pkmn bw #pkmn b2w2 #pkmn la #pkmn legends arceus #I have so many Ideas for these guys #I just can’t draw them all :(

[bakubunny]

a/n: i’ve written daddy!shota plenty of times, but i’ve never written about how it might have happened. so here’s a hc dump? there’s a lil smutty drabble at the end.

if this isn’t your kind of thing, pls just scroll and ignore.

tw: f!reader, daddy kink (obv), ddlg, mentioned age play, d/s dynamics, pet names: baby, babygirl, sweetheart, good girl

totally blindsided the first time someone whined out a shaky “daddy” underneath him in his early twenties. almost busted instantly. he knew daddy kinks were a thing, but that was something people joked about, wasn’t it?… at least that’s what he knew. he also knew he needed to hear it again, but shoved the thought away as the life of an underground hero took hold.

kayama was the one who called him out on it jokingly when she snickered and threw out an offhand, “okay, daddy,” in response to his being demanding and she earned a nasty glare. she proceeded to do that for the next week, and every time, shota had half a mind to shove her face into any surface he could find and fuck the attitude out of her. but he never did.

got absolutely shitfaced with some friends and drunkenly confided in kamaya as uncomfortable as it was. he wanted answers, wanted to know that he wasn’t some disgusting perv, and if anyone could understand, it would be her. while much more crass than he liked on the matter, she still had compassion.

thanks to kayama, shota soon finds places on the internet where real people are involved in “ddlg,” and a comfort settles in his chest knowing that what’s in his head actually exists.

there’s something that makes his body run hot seeing real people in innocent, frilly clothes, printed, childish panties, maybe an oversized pacifier between their lips, snuggling with the cutest plushies he’s ever seen…. he’s not sure what to make of that, and it takes time for him to figure it out.

by the time you meet shota a few years later, he’s figured out most of his likes and dislikes, he thinks. he’s considered or been in a d/s dynamic once or twice, but most of his “daddy kink” experience falls into “something i like to hear in the bedroom.”

he’s pretty perceptive and picked up that you might be that kind of person long before it came up. it’s in the small things - the way you get flustered with certain nicknames or a particular tone of voice, how much you enjoy it when he’s forceful or takes control, the way he can almost watch your brain short circuit with certain phrases, with how he insists on taking care of you, etc.

he’s probably not gonna tell you until you bring it up or it happens naturally; yeah, he wants it, but until you push him, he’s not the type to demand what he wants out of sex (or in general) in a romantic relationship because that takes work… and because most sex doesn’t involve romantic relationships for him.

when it does come out, there’s plenty of discussion. he’s open with you for the most part because he doesn’t see a reason not to be. no matter how hesitant you might be, he’s unfazed by anything you bring up; he’s been around the internet enough that he’s at least seen the whole spectrum - everything from “daddy is a nickname” to 24/7 dynamics heavy on age play.

the first time you let it slip and call him daddy is probably in bed. he’s just fucking you that good. your head is spinning and fuzzy at the same time. your voice is muffled by pillows or maybe you’re tucked into the crook of his neck, biting into his sweatshirt. it’s soft, hardly intelligible; in fact, you were desperately hoping he hadn’t heard you at all.

but shota’s hearing is sharp, and he knows that what just left your mouth sure as shit was not “baby.”

so he leans in, his lips grazing your ear. “what’s that, sweetheart?”

“huh? n-nothin, jus’ feels go-” you’re cut off as your jaw drops and you moan.

shota angles his hips slightly, pounding harder into the spot that had you trembling and seeing white moments ago.

“c’mon babygirl, what did you call me?”

you whine. heat rushes to your cheeks. “no, sho st-stop, please,” you plead softly.

“if you wanna fucking cum, you’re gonna repeat what you said,” he growls. “you hear me?”

another hesitant whimper as you clench around his thick cock. shota grunts from the sensation and concedes, opting for a bit of encouragement.

his tone is soft and low. “i need it. let daddy hear you, baby.”

a shudder runs over your skin, your voice more akin to a broken sob. “fuck daddy, fuc-nngh, please don’t stop.”

shota’s heavy groan hits your skin as he pants, and you keen in response.

“that’s it. that’s my good girl, shit.” he presses soft, warm kisses into your skin. “say it again.”

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#this is way too real i’m so sorry #pls forgive me hori for i have sinned #need him like i need air #im blushing #embarrassed #unable to function #BYE #aizawa shouta #aizawa shota #aizawa x reader #aizawa smut #tw daddy kink #x reader #f!reader #💖 #bakubunny

[n0ahsferatu]

*flattens him with a cartoonishly large anvil*

#guysss i think I’m like in love with him or something. embarrassing #his cute little curls >:( #he held my tav’s hands the other day and i felt silly about it ok :( #my goofy ass could never date a vampire tho. too much garlic in my diet #artists on tumblr #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate fanart #baldurs gate astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #2d animation

[saetoru]

i think the first time you really realize alhaitham’s in love with you is when you see how he inconveniences himself just for your sake. it’s subtle, you don’t even notice it until one day it all hits you at once.

“you…got these on your way home?” you ask, taking the bag he holds out. you didn’t even think he was listening last night when you said you’d like to try that new bakery off handedly. evidently he was.

and he stares at you with that aggravatingly blank face of his. “yes.” it’s all he says, all he chooses to offer even when you leave all the unsaid questions in the air.

“but that’s not on the way home,” you say confused.

“it is, if you take a different route.”

“and you took a different route?”

“yes.”

“you took what would be a slightly longer route?” you raise a brow.

“yes.” and then he walks off to change, dropping the discussion all together.

you stare at the bag in your hands, at the small token of proof that he listens, that he cares. and then it hits you, all at once it hits you. those extra pillows he spends time rearranging when he makes the bed because you insist they’re nice and you need them. the papers he gives you at the akademiya already sifted through and sorted in order for you to sign. the late lunch he takes just to have yours with you. those fifteen minutes of sleep he sacrifices to shower first so you can stay in bed a bit longer. that table he hates and always bumps his hips into that you love in the living room.

and that longer route he takes on his way home to get you something you like.

it’s all so inconvenient. it’s a lot more trouble than he likes. it’s inefficient and over complicated and probably is an obstacle to his usually simple life.

“i didn’t know you were listening,” you mumble, “i thought you were asleep.”

“well, it’s difficult to sleep with all your tossing and turning,” he says simply, making your lips quirk into an easy grin as you roll your eyes.

he turns to walk to your bedroom, and you grab his hand and keep him in place. and then you smile that little smile of yours. lean in and press your lips to his. mumble a quiet thank you, haitham against them before kissing them again. and again. and again, for longer this time.

he loves you. it’s the easiest thing he does.

#✰ — al haitham. #there are so many drafts of #half finished ideas #that i want to air out there #but i’m never gonna tag it bc it’s all a bit too self indulgent and that’s embarrassing #just me writing stuff for myself that’s so self ship coded everyone and their mom can see it #how embarrassing 😔 #anyway #he makes me sickened

[caindiis]

nothing more devastating than coming back to the tag of your fav and seeing the most recent post is still your own

#obey me #obey me shall we date #swd obey me #my art #obey me mephistopheles #obey me mephisto #this is as far as i’m taking this little doodle :3 so cutttessss #i want him carnally. biblically. romantically. in every way possible and especially the worst oens #ones*…. it’s so embarrassing making typos in the tags when ur too lazy to go back and retype it #fully aware it’s missing some details i just wanted this OUUUTTT because my adhd was starting to make me deteriorate and . #well let’s just say that if that happened this version would never see the light of day

[33libra]

i don’t have anything to say for myself . don’t look at me

#alenoah #surely its obvious but i read An Insulting Indifference and i was very much inspired #but i’m too embarrassed to outright say it or tag the creator AGGHHG don’t look at meee #my art

[mstormcloud]

I think applying tropes commonly found in Sonadow fics to other sonic ships is very funny

Like today I saw the cute posts by Blu-ish about how hedgehogs circle and headbutt eachother when courting and how Sonic and Shadow would do that and I agree.

However I think the implication that mobian hedgehogs do this is HILARIOUS when applied to ships that only involve one hedgehog.

Like Silver starts circling around Espio one day and lightly shoving him with his hip or his shoulder and Espio is like: ???? What are you doing??

Or even Blazamy like- Amy keeps circling Blaze and the less Blaze reciprocates Amy does it more to try to get Blaze to react. Blaze eventually just tries to politely tell Amy to stop cause it’s hard to hold conversation while she’s moving all around.

But later Blaze talks to Silver and is like: “I have no idea what she is trying to do…perhaps she is finding a weakness in my stance? Should I fear her hunting me for sport???”

And Silver is like: uh. Well. I think she’s hitting on you? It’s a hedgehog thing.

And Blaze just freaks out because WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMY WAS FLIRTING WITH HER

#silver would hold that over Blazes head for way too long #cause for the FIRST TIME HE KNEW SOMTHING SHE DIDNT HAHAHA #honetsly another Sonadow trope that I think would be interesting to see with other ships is the paw thing? #like yes some Sonadow fics are very strange about it I’ll admit #BUT #I really like the idea that the gloves are a culture thing it’s just very fun to think of how mobian culture would differ from human culture #like ofc I’m an espilver trigger so my brain goes there like #I love the headcannon that Espio reads romance novels #but I also feel like on Mobius a lot of romance tropes would be things usually done by mammals #since just like in real life I headcannon that mammals are commonly seen as cuter than reptiles even in Sonics world #so Espio gets a little self conscious about such things (cuz he’s a teenager and worries a lot) #he doenst ahve soft fur to cuddle or ears to flick or paw pads #but I feel like if he were to show silver his hands silver would not even care about such things #because silver just loves Espio cuz he’s Espio #looking back on my tags and noticing typos is so embarrassing lmao #like uh I meant to write espilver truther above….not trigger #Aw well whatever #silver the hedgehog #sth #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #espio the chameleon #amy rose #espilver #sonadow #blaze the cat #blazamy

[lunar-years]

When I was in DC visiting college friends who are all very smart people with very well-to-do jobs they started a conversation about ChatGPT and concluded it by agreeing in earnest that they think AI is actually really useful and a great tool for things such as WRITING ONE’S WEDDING VOWS because otherwise it’s “too hard to come up with what to say.” When I tell you I nearly keeled over on the spot…

#if my partner told me they were using ChatGPT to write out wedding vows I’d call off the engagement on the spot I’m so serious #like at that point literally just use the standard ‘traditional’ vows (modified for the modern day) #I would sooo much rather have that than have you read vows ai wrote for you #I couldn’t post about this at the time I was too embarrassed about having ai advocates for friends LMAO #but now…well let’s just say I’m still thinking about it and I’ve gotta roast them somewhere I gotta #(dont worry i roasted them in person too lmao) #ktp

[spittyfishy]

Have I seen the movie yet? No. Was I planning on seeing it? Not originally lol. However I am not immune to awesome girlboss villains and so I absolutely had to draw Velvet, shes so cool!

#she’s my while fyp on tiktok now it’s so wild lol #did not see this coming #such a cool design #trolls band together #trolls #trolls 3 #dreamworks #dreamworks trolls #velvet and veneer #velvet trolls #dreamworks velvet #don’t worry I’m embarrassed to be making trolls fan art too #but like it turned out so good #and I had fun so that’s what matters

[myfandomhalf]

Been thinking of Aventurine a lot and the fact Ratio never uses his name

When Jade was talking to him his name was still Kakavasha and right before that the IPC news mentions a “Egyhazo Aventurine” fraud case and Jade mentioned how he lied to the Intelligentsia Guild so it seems very possible to me that Ratio met him before he was Aventurine and maybe that’s why he only ever refers to him as gambler? Maybe he actually uses his real name but knows he can’t say it on Penacony? Just seemed odd how he NEVER says it, not even when talking to other people about him. The only time we hear Ratio say the word “aventurine” is when he’s talking about the stone to Sunday, but he never says it in reference to the person Aventurine.

I’m probably overthinking this but it just seemed like the dialogue was going out of its way to keep Ratio from saying Aventurine, but when there was no way around it they just had him say gambler

Edit: Should add that I play in English and haven’t looked at the other languages, so maybe it just so happens that he never calls him Aventurine in English even tho he does in other languages? In that case this wouldn’t matter at all but I have no idea

#that fraud case must be how aventurine got his name too #my theory is he told them they would find aventurine if they dug somewhere #so they must have told him well you may as well be named Aventurine #as a stone heart since I’m pretty sure he became one right after that convo with Jade #anyway I digress #this would be very embarrassing if it turns out Ratio DID say his name somewhere #but I watched all their scenes again and couldn’t find any instances so if I missed it someone pls tell me and I’ll delete this #I have no theories as to WHY he wouldn’t switch to using the name Aventurine tho #maybe he thinks it’s disingenuous? not sure #I’m most likely overthinking #aventio #honkai star rail #hsr

[crescentpaws]

100 billion notes and i’ll give in to the urge & write kotlc fanfiction 😊

(or at least rewrite a couple scenes from my fav’s pov)

#kotlc #honestly i’m just too embarrassed to do it tbh #(obviously i’m lying about the 100 billion thing but-) #writing #like i am torn between wanting this to get notes and also secretly hoping nobody sees it #keeper of the lost cities