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thefanciestborrower · 2 years
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Vore crush reveal 👀👀👀?
Gosh you’re really gonna make me do it huh. You know what, fine here you go. This isn’t the entire list because I’m trying to preserve SOME dignity, or at least, what little I have left as a vore blog... This is all going below the cut and you guys are NOT allowed to make fun of me ghdkdhdhsh. God I’m going to regret this...
Data Spock
Neelix
Tom Paris
Leonard McCoy
Wayne Szalinski
Han Solo 
Leia Organa 
Jack Kelly 
Crutchie Morris 
Davey Jacobs 
Denton
Bilbo Baggins
Frodo Baggins
Peregrine Took
Aragon 
Boromir 
Elwin Ransom
Newt Scamander
Twigleg
Seymour Krelborn
Daniel Larusso
Johnny Lawerence 
Steve Rodgers
Bruce Banner 
Peter Parker
Clint Barton
9th Doctor
10th Doctor
Link
Zelda
Dr. Jekyll 
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drink-me-shrink-me · 6 months
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ERP open. Message only if 18+
Send your Kinks and Limits.
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Send asks to learn more about my Kinks & Limits and those not listed.
KINKS
Shrinking/Growth
Size Theft/Expansion
Lactation/ANR/ABF
Teasing/Intimidation
Humiliation/Degradation/Hypnosis
Cruel/CNC/Cuck/Beta
Crush/Vore
Destruction
LIMITS
Scat/Pee/Farting/Stink
Futa/Gender Bend
Grotesque Torture
Digestion Focus
Unaware
Furry
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tparker48 · 1 month
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Hi! I hope you remember me. I was the user that asked you to create a story where a tiny as an infant got left on the doorstep of a giant, and the giant adopts him and becomes his protective father. I believe I sent you an anonymous ask a couple of months ago you might have missed it. I was wondering if you could make another story with this duo? the plot I was thinking of was that one day the son was exploring on the floor when he gets jumped by 3 tiny's who think he is a prisoner, and before he can tell them hes not they knock him out, and take him away. he wakes up in an alley with the tinies surrounding him saying hes safe, and he tries to explain he is the son of the giant when suddenly a huge stomp is heard behind him, and his dad is standing behind him with an angry face. The dad then starts to torture the 3 tinies for stealing his son as he is very possessive, and protective of him. He eat one, crushes another, and stick one up his butt, while his son tries to stop him but is held down by his foot. He doesn't see the other tinies as people he only sees his son as a person. finally at the end he cock vores his son, and returns home. Thank you if you can take my request!
Heya alternate^^! its good to hear from ya again, I hope all is well. I wanted to let you know that I have received your request, It's a little higher above the list in the inbox, but not far off to go. Rest assured, I do intend to do it, but it may take a little while longer than anticipated.
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fairlyqualityanon · 9 months
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Digging Your Own (Snow)Grave
You thought the sins of Frisk/Chara/Kris were confined to the game world, that when you closed the window, it all collapsed back into a mess of 0s and 1s. 'Your choices don’t matter,' it said. But what you do online doesn't necessarily stay online. Chara corrupting your game data on Steam isn't the worst outcome from a Genocide route.
5.6k words of reader insert fluffy vore featuring Spam//ton NEO (on whom I now have a massive Switch crush) for 8/8 Vore Day, I had fun with this and I hope you enjoy! (read on AO3)
Masterlist
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You pick up the novelty glasses you’d found in a shop. They were just sitting on a shelf with a ton of other junk, so you had held them against your face while you sent a selfie to your friend.
//Spamton cosplay when? 😛//
It was actually a little weird how much they looked like they’d popped directly out of the game: one lens yellow, one magenta; opaque looking in, nearly transparent looking out.
Only a couple of dollars, so why the heck not?
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You scrunched your eyes, not wanting to wake up. Fumbling for your phone, you squint to see what time it was. No signal. Ugh, had the tower gone out again? The battery was getting pretty low, too, so you sat up with a grumble and opened your eyes.
Um. This didn’t look like your bedroom, or your house at all. Everything was lit by the blue light of a computer screen, as if you were in some cyberpunk dystopia.
You stood up and cracked your knuckles. This was absolutely a dream, so why not make the most of it?
Something was taking up space in your pocket, you noticed, phone not wanting to go all the way in. With your free hand, you rummaged through the mess. What the heck was all this stuff? You started to pull your hand back out, surprised by the window materializing in front of you. It looked not-all-there, kind of like menu options in VR.
'Inventory', it said, listing a fair number of items. Hey, you recognized some of those!
Freeze Ring
> Devilsknife
A small charm in the shape of a colorful scythe, about the size of a keychain ornament, appeared in your hand.
Was this dream based on a video game? Deltarune was an odd choice, if so.
So. Your subconscious based the dream on Chapter 2, Cyber World's Snowgrave route. A first-person visualization of the map was absolutely beautiful, and you wondered from what your mind was drawing to flesh out the dream.
Glancing to your right, you saw a large dumpster, surrounded by bags of printer sheets. You stood on your tiptoes to peek inside it. That weirdo NPC vendor Spamton had abandoned it when you triggered his breaking into the Castle, you remembered; had he left anything behind?
No, just the pillow that showed in the flavor text of any dumpster you checked. At least it was behind a clothing store, otherwise the smell would have been overwhelming. Oh, and some twist of fabric on top of the pillow.
Yoink! Like any good RPG player, you picked up everything Just In Case.
Puppet Scarf was added to your weapons.
Why was it in there, though? It was the reward for defeating Spamton NEO through violence, or else finishing the Snowgrave route, so either the player character or the final boss should have it.
It was a really interesting NPC, everyone scrambling with theories and headcanons; nobody could have guessed ‘battle theme remixes are canon’. The obligatory 'Gaster did it' featured, of course, but you couldn't keep up with all of that.
Maybe you should follow along, staying out of sight in case Berdly hadn't been Frozen yet. You didn't know if you could die here, but you weren't taking that chance. You felt a little chilly, so you wrapped the scarf-weapon around your neck. Much better.
There had been a SAVE point around here somewhere... There! A flickering blue-white four-pointed star. You touched it eagerly, wondering if it would say 'Kris' or else the character name you'd picked before the first chapter.
Blank. Guess you got to pick your own name. As you focused on the menu, it changed to the keyboard screen, a transparent cartoony hand indicating the first character slot, which was empty. The next five, however, were filled.
_ASTER
You tried to move the pointer to the other slots. No luck. Shrugging, you selected the blank space. The hand flew down to point at the letter 'G'.
You sure as hell weren't picking that one. What would happen to you if the game crashed?
Just like the name field, you couldn't move the hand to any other letter.
This was a dream, right? You were already lucid, so why not try to control it? Squinting your eyes at
SELECT
ENTER
you willed a third option into existence
SELECT
ENTER
> delete
... Are you sure?
You nod your head curtly.
'G' disappeared from the keyboard, leaving a darker hole in an already dark background.
Well, you still couldn't change character position, but you needed a first letter. Something nonsensical didn't sound any fun. 'M'? 'E'? 'C'?
'F', you decide, reaching for the symbol.
MISS
"‘Taster’? That's stupid," you scoff as it confirms the name and returns to the SAVE screen.
You followed the trail of recently-living ice sculptures, passing a mini iceberg. You tried to avoid looking at it, feeling guilty for the quasi-Genocide Run.
No one - not even the fearful NPCs - spotted you as you slipped into Queen's Mansion. The door to The Basement was right there, the one with the scratched-out panel.
That rapid teacup ride was annoying, but you descended unscathed even though your thoughts were filled with questions, not just 'how did I get here?' but also ones such as 'what will I find down there?'. In your own save files, you'd had to restart the Pacifist Playthrough a few times in order to SPARE Spamton NEO with a full inventory, because the double-secret dialogue cracked you up.
Able to enter the basement, you weren't certain if the discarded robot had been activated. Kris sealed the Cyber World Fountain immediately upon freezing Spamton NEO, so it couldn't have been defeated and progressed past already. The door was blocked when you entered the Mansion in-game, because Spamton had already taken it over. So where was the antagonist NPC?
You crept through the basement, taking a single step into the end room where the robot was stored, all the way at the very end. You could just barely see it from here.
The Empty Disk wouldn’t be in there, would it? Snowgrave didn’t have that quest; your character never formally met him since you indirectly helped by clearing the way. You wanted it, though, if you could still turn it into the Loaded Disk and then definitively bring both bosses with you to the next chapters.
A sapient - or sentient, at the very least - floppy disk? Lancer's flavor text was funny enough, but the glitchy NPC's dialogue was completely novel. Toby Fox had really outdone himself, using Chapter One to trick you and other players into thinking choices at best only altered a few lines. Jevil was completely optional and gave one piece of equipment; Spamton NEO was optional normally but also the final boss of Deltarune's 'Genocide Route' equivalent.
Adjusting the Puppet Scarf around your neck, you reached into the cavity of the machine and fished out the glasses.
DEALMAKER was added to your wea
Was added to your
added to y
[ERROR]
404 [STYLE] Not Found
"What the [BEEP] was that?" you muttered. Starting to fold the earpieces together, you paused and - on a whim - decided to put them on. Maybe it would wake you up, a sort of double negative?
Hmm. Nope. You bet you looked stylish as hell, though. Time to go find a mirror!
You were wondering if you could hack somehow the Mannequin into your inventory, get the full set of secret-second-boss-themed equip. Those Addisons didn't have full-on shops the way Gerson, Burgerpants, Seam, or Roulx did, so you couldn't simply collision box glitch your way in. Were they one of the enemies you froze while grinding to get Spamton's Thorn Ring? Eh, you'll check on your way back out.
The background music was really starting to set you on edge, though. The Basement was inaccessible during Snowgrave after you'd hit enough internal flags. But the Genocide Route music - Flowey’s slowed theme - featured. It was spooky, making you feel like you were being watched. All the NPCs were either hiding, locked up, or deadfrozen.
A low rumble shook the room and you wobbled for a moment, arms flailing. Was that Giga Queen? You didn't actually fight her in Snowgrave, though. The Spamton NEO fight? That happened outside the mansion. Better hurry and get out of here.
You heard the rumble again, but this time the floor remained steady. Turning around, you called out - perhaps foolishly - "Who's there?"
Something scraped against the far wall, a metal-on-metal sound that threw off a shower of sparks not quite bright enough for you to see what had made it.
Backing up slowly, you panned your gaze back and forth in the gloom. This was quickly going from 'quirky dream' to 'outright nightmare'.
You caught a blur of motion and tilted your head up and up, and up even more, your eyes adjusted to the dark enough to trace the outline of the towering figure seeming to coalesce from the shadows, two large circles flaring with the illumination of a non-existent sun.
Oh bleep, you think to yourself, automatically self-censoring. The Spamton NPC had been smaller than all four of your controllable party characters, and those were schoolchildren. The abandoned robot was roughly Queen’s height, and the optional boss Spamton NEO had been between two and three times Kris’ height.
But this? This thing? It was colossal, and almost bulky compared to its vibrant buggy Slenderman aesthetic in-game.
You finger the Devilsknife in your pocket before firmly grabbing its handle and swinging it out in front of yourself in a defensive stance. You realize it’s the same battle posture as the Kris character, though Susie was the only one you could equip the bonus boss’ item to. You were glad you’d taken the violence option in Chapter 1, originally because it blatantly implied you were bringing said boss along with you, but now because it gave you a sharp object to cut the wires of this boss.
As you did so, your surroundings spun away, replaced by the arcade style background of the Battle screen. The dissonant notes of 'Deal Gone Wrong' played under the echoes of Spamton NEO's battle intro.
"HOLY [Cungadero] DO I FEEL GOOD. ...HERE I AM!! [Player #1]!! IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE [Specil Tour]!!"
Was that his normal dialogue? It sounded familiar, but you didn't think it was strictly accurate. Time to put your Mad Gamer Skilz to use; hopefully those translated over to the dream.
In your playthrough, the videogame boss had a set animation pattern, only 'looking' in a direction based on its attack. Even when firing off various projectiles, its head and gun arm always pointed in the exact same position per cycle.
But the very real creature - person? machine? - shooting very real bullets at you was tracking your every movement. Though you strafed and jumped - something the top-down 2D game definitely didn't allow for - Spamton NEO followed you with no delay. Freaky.
Your arms were so sore, completely unused to the weight of such a heavy scythe. It giggled uncannily as you whipped it through the air, fortunately encountering no resistance, but your hands were covered in sweat and struggling to keep your grip on the handle. The impact of the Pipis fragments - whatever the blue bouncing eggs were supposed to be - wasn’t doing you any favors either.
And then it happened. Lungs burning, you swiped at a Pipis you were too tired to dodge, whiffing entirely. Rather than colliding in a burst of pain and depleting HP, it exploded on contact into a tangle of wires just like the ones holding the machine up, though yours were blue instead of green.
"TIED [down] TO A [loan] YOU CAN’T REPAY? [Die now] AND SEE IF YOU QUALIFY FOR [forgiveness]."
The cartoon heart beating in front of your chest dimmed - no, was changing color - and you felt a surge of emotion. Was this the Determination mechanic from the first game? A green light flashed in your vision, accompanied by the beep of health restoration.
"THERE'S A NEW [palette] TO YOUR [facial glow]... GETTING YOUR SECOND WIND, [Player 1]?"
There it was again. The boss was supposed to address your character as ‘Kris’, except for when ‘you whispered Noelle’s name’. No such thing as ‘reading too much into it’ here: too vivid to be a dream, too much pain to be a hallucination.
With each pulse, the orange heart became darker and darker until it glowed green. That wasn’t a feature in this game, unless it would be a mechanic in the upcoming chapters: kindness and shield mode. You didn't have a shield from Kris' DEFEND action, nor the Spear Of Justice from the Undertale fight with Undyne.
"THIS [final boss] HAS A [limited time only specil] JUST FOR YOU!"
"Shut up! Shut up!" you yelled, "Your voice lines are even more annoying than that other secret boss, how do I skip your dialogue!?"
Your wires tightened, lifting you into the air until you were dangling at a level to look Spamton NEO in the eyes from across the battlefield. The words
(Wrong choice...?)
floated before you. According to the wiki, Spamton and Jevil were rivals, so you probably touched a nerve.
"NOW IS THAT ANY WAY TO TALK TO [your old pal] SPAMTON? AFTER HE’S [offering] YOU SUCH A SWEET SWEET [meal]?"
Wait what. This sounded sketchy as frick. "You’re just a computer program, what kind of ‘deal’ could you offer me, a real person?"
Bitcrushed yet cacophonous laughter echoed and you winced, unable to reach your ears to cover them. You couldn’t look away from the grotesque mouth gaping in a maniacal cackle, stretching almost up to the glowing bichromatic lenses. They gleamed in turn, like when you were playing Undertale’s Neutral Route and had to fight Asgore, and you prepared to dodge... however that would happen without Muffet’s webs to hop and your SOUL green instead of purple.
"AN UNFORGETTABLE [never] IN A LIFETIME DEAL."
"What if I don’t like the sound of your deal?" You were blushing; you knew what you’d heard, as much as you'd like to pretend you didn't.
"ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO TURN DOWN THE CHANCE OF A [very specil tour]?"
You mentally cursed your heated cheeks, probably as bright now as the hue of a Determined SOUL. You were pretty well cornered, with so few options. Right on cue, an ACT prompt materialized.
CONCEDE
DENY
Good thing the menu screens didn’t require your physical body for interaction. How could you lie? The truth was evident.
> CONCEDE
DENY
"But I used Incognito Mode!" You protest. The exact outcomes of dialogue selections were difficult to predict, but you weren’t going to complain about this one.
"HA HA HA. YOU THOUGHT YOUR USING [the Google Bing] WAS [blockchain encrypted]!?"
The rooms in Queen's castle were supposedly personalized based on the various NPC's web searches in Hometown, giving you clues into their backstories, but how would your real world searches be scraped? The original file name of Deltarune Chapter 1 seemed to mock scam programs, but it couldn't really be a Trojan or something.
It didn't make sense. Actually, it made total sense but should have been impossible.
"Well... Yeah," you admitted, adding suspiciously, "I want to know more about this deal of yours: what are you demanding in return?" Acting interested at first was how you SPAREd him in the Normal Route, so it couldn't hurt to hear him out as your HP blipped back to full.
The noises of the Basement returned in a deafening rush and Spamton's wires - no, yours... No, both of yours - dragged you closer together, battle screen below you vanishing as well.
"I mean, this is a video game; you're a boss NPC and I'm not a character at all!" What did it want from you? What could it possibly want?
His ever-present grin turned sharklike, sensing a captive potential customer as certainly as smelling blood in the water.
"[Player 1]! I WANT. THAT SHINING SOUL. YOU HAVE. THE [determination] OF A PERSON [level grinding] TO REACH THE HIGH [leaderboard]."
Yeah, no. Not happening. You didn't fancy dying in a dream, even one as weird as this. "No. Absolutely not. You can't have it. I kinda need this to, you know, live?" You dipped your head to indicate the vulnerable green SOUL.
His wings arched forward, as if reaching out to you. They cast twin shadows over the whole room, but stopped just before crossing the halfway point.
"WHEN I'M OFFERING YOU A [free cruise] FOR [hot singles in your area]?"
You just narrowed your eyes, remaining silent.
Spamton NEO shook his head reproachfully. "I KNOW I CAN'T [alt-tab] MY WAY OUT OF [the most dangerous game] BUT WITH YOUR [no background check required] [cheap rental] SOUL POWER I CAN STILL. BE BIG. SO VERY VERY BIG. SEE PAST THE DARK."
He knew it was a videogame, that you were a real person and he just a program. What sort of implications did that have for Deepest Lore? It seemed Spamton just wanted control over the game itself, unlike Chara, who wanted both the game and reality. You could live with this on your conscience. Hopefully it wouldn’t ruin the SAVE files of whoever’s computer this was.
"THIS OFFER IS [for a limited time only] UNTIL YOU [ctrl-alt-del] BACK TO [aren't you tired of working a boring 9-to-5 desk job?]!"
"So... Temporarily? I'll still own my SOUL. And not die?"
Silence. Just for a moment. And then he bowed, one hand behind his back and the other extended in the classic 'let's shake on it' deal stance.
Your vines descended, unraveling and falling to the ground in loops at your feet.
What had that stuffed cat NPC said after you beat Jevil? "He started saying bizarre things that didn't completely make sense - But didn't completely not make sense, either."
Time froze again, even the flicker of the nearby Dark Fountain reflected on Spamton NEO's massive teeth. You glanced at the small menu in front of you.
AGREE
REFUSE
You hovered your ghostly disembodied finger over the damning words before drawing in a nervous breath and firmly pushing
> AGREE
REFUSE
Your arm stretched out - almost without thinking - placing your right hand in the robotic puppet's. It was so small by comparison, your entire hand barely covering even one of his fingertips.
Spamton's too-broad grin widened - somehow - even further, carefully pinching your hand between thumb and a single index finger, giving it the tiniest shake.
You smiled hesitantly, emboldened by the gentle contact and what appeared to be a warm cast to the glowing lenses. That smarmy stereotypical 'used car salesman' expression was so hard to read; you had to make wild guesses from his posture and the area around Spamton's glasses. He didn’t seem the slightest bit hostile anymore, and Mercy +100% had flashed the moment you picked to agree to his deal, so you felt you could trust it.
Facial expression unchanging, he released his hold on your hand and, barely a second later, lunged forward with his own, wrapping all three fingers around you in a firm grip. You couldn’t tell if Spamton NEO stood back up or if it was the wires tugging him upright; searching for the answer was rather low on your list of priorities right now. Instead, you were hyper aware of just how high up you’d been snatched, and that you were staring directly into the eyes of a giant who’d just agreed to EAT you.
Struggling wouldn’t do you the least bit of good; while you would certainly survive a fall from that height, you couldn’t possibly limp away fast enough. You were pretty sure your SOUL was still green, anyway.
The boss seemed content to study you placidly, and you swallowed nervously, hoping the hammering of your heart wasn’t too obvious. It gave you a better view as well.
The Saw-like red dots on his cheeks from the original body were gone, leaving a uniformly shiny bone-white surface. Spamton NEO’s plating and wings, on the other hand, were incredibly garish, but also weirdly pleasant to look at; the tiny animated figure on your computer screen simply did not do the character justice.
You could faintly see a pair of thick carats on his face behind the glasses. Hadn't the Addison shopkeepers mentioned he'd been one of them, 'just a little unlucky'? That was certainly support for the theory. You also thought you could see your reflections twinned in pink and orange staring back apprehensively, you were so close to his face.
Even if it wasn't a dream or hallucination, nobody in the real world would know about this. It's not like you'd ever had a vore dream, so you didn't want to look this gift horse in the mouth. Though, you were looking him in the mouth, worried about just what lay behind those gleaming teeth. How would this even work?
Uneasy didn't even begin to describe your emotional state right now; all the vore scenarios you'd read and seen heavily featured trust, something untenable at the moment. You had to fight against the very human response that was cringing in fear, failing entirely when Spamton NEO opened his mouth. Was this the Money Vacuum attack? It looked like you’d been betrayed!
Except... You didn’t hear battle music, not a single one of the many themes. Instead, you were popped unceremoniously into his mouth the way a person might toss back a TicTac, or perhaps a breath mint.
You lifted your head to watch the shrinking window of light, vanishing fully with the creaking slam of a garage door. No backing out now; the deal had been sealed behind you as surely as his teeth.
Everything was dark. So, so dark. The Battle Menu had been the only light source besides Cyber World's Dark Fountain, and now you had neither of those. You didn't really want to move around, what if you fell? The texture you were on was too smooth to be fabric, but had too much give to be metal. What else could there be in the robot body?
You started to stand up, deciding that maybe exploring was a good idea after all, when something large knocked into you, causing you to fall back over again. Pushing yourself awkwardly to your knees, the whatever-it-was bumped you again, far more cautiously this time.
Huh. The robot had a tongue. Not too far fetched of an idea, you thought. It gently pressed against your side, almost like an affectionate dog, if dogs were slightly damp and had the faint odor of ozone.
Deals go both ways... 
You obligingly leaned on it, gradually transferring all of your weight. Apparently taking that as permission, it slicked up your arm, halting just below your head.
If this thing - you really needed to be fairer and treat it like a person, as a ‘he’ and not an ‘it’, since the NPC seemed to be fully sapient - knew about your frequently-cleared search history, then he would also know you didn’t like the harsher and more violent types of vore.
A professional salesman might make underhanded deals, but it would be a poor salesman indeed who failed to deliver on those shady promises.
It felt weird to think of yourself as ‘tasty’, but that was clearly Spamton’s opinion, tongue insistently scooting you to the smooth inside of his weird teeth and starting to cover you all over with whatever its equivalent of saliva was. Maybe your hitting the wrong letter on the SAVE screen was some sort of Freudian slip, or the game giving you a sly nudge and a knowing wink.
The average - the sane and normal - person would consider this to be a living nightmare, but you? You were loving this. You let out a contented sigh and finally allowed yourself to fully relax. The warmth and steady pressure was doing wonders for your acquired aches and pains.
Aches and pains that Spamton NEO had caused, beating the absolute crap out of you in your battle.
Were you the equivalent of a boss encounter, one where you needed to FIGHT to lower the enemy's willpower? You certainly never would have admitted to this otherwise...
He absolutely owed you a massage for that. Not really the best start to a business relationship, now was it?
His jaw creaked open just enough for you to see back out through it. When had he traveled to the Dark Fountain? Eh, didn't really matter.
You were tipped very deliberately over the row of teeth, tucked safely down in the confines of Spamton's cheek pocket.
"AND NOW. [Player 1]. WITNESS THE [alternating current] OF SPAMTON [NEO] EX."
'Ex'? You hoped you weren't about to be in the middle of an explosion.
You waited expectantly, practically seeing the
(* . . . )
scroll in the text box.
"MY [power level], IT’S STILL NOT [over 9000]!"
The words were pretty well garbled - he was clearly trying very hard not to hurt you - but they were laden with helpless anger. You actually felt bad for Spamton; seemed a real person was insufficient, or perhaps incompatible with the wherever-you-were. In the game’s Normal Route, he hadn’t attacked your party until noticing he was still trapped by the computer cables masquerading as puppet strings.
The crackle of TV static failed to mask what was clearly a wail of utter despair.
At a loss for what to do, you wriggle one arm free and pat the cheek surface. Hopefully he could feel it, your attempt to offer some measure of comfort. You’d tried. You’d really really tried, and even wanted him to succeed.
A knot twisted in your stomach; you’d never felt such strong emotion towards a simple videogame character. Susie’s words to Kris in the beginning of Chapter 1 when the game wouldn’t let you pick a dialogue option echoed in your mind - ‘Your choices don’t matter.’ Seemed that had been directed at you and the other players after all, not the in-game character Kris. All you’d done was give him false hope.
"FINE." Sure didn't sound 'fine' to you. "FIREWALL ACTIVE. ALL [sales] FINAL. [Frequent flier miles] NOT ELIGIBLE FOR REFUND." Intensely frustrated, but not angry. Or at least, not angry at you, fortunately.
Working his jaw awkwardly, he fished you back out and swished his tongue over you one last time before propelling you to the rear of his mouth. You’d have been fibbing if you’d said this next part didn’t make you even more nervous.
You were over the edge before you knew it, unable to so much as yelp in shock as your entire world collapsed into a tiny cylinder.
Tight. So tight that you could barely draw in even a half breath. The 'gulp' of a swallow sounded more like a 'click' followed by the 'whirr' of whatever was squeezing you down his throat. Despite trying to take shallow breaths, you felt dizzy. Or was that just the blood rushing to your head?
You almost didn't notice when you'd left his throat, since the stomach-analogue was similarly lacking in space. The only real clue was the cessation of dispassionate swallows.
Once you were fully inside the thankfully-much-drier chamber you heard what sounded like a semi truck's air brakes. Was that a sigh?
Even though your end of the deal was just loaning the Power of Determination found in human SOULs - or rather, attempting to - you were still kind of glad Spamton had enjoyed eating you. After all, your favorite scenarios involved the predator character being just as pleased as its prey, a mutual satisfaction. ‘Vore as a comfort mechanism’, the meme went. Even if he didn't get the resultant power he’d wanted, at least he’d scored a delicious ‘snack’ out of it.
You realized you were blushing again; seems you really were ‘vore trash’. You knew you’d be hyper-critical of every piece of vore media you found from here on out. tHaT's NoT hOw It WoRkS, you thought with a grin.
Resting your head on the pebbled-but-yielding material, you realized that neither of you had so much as mentioned duration. Not that you minded being in-
Um... Where exactly were you?
How long had it taken him to swallow you? It felt like forever, but couldn’t have been all that long; the robotic neck hadn’t looked nearly so thin from the outside.
If it was indeed Mettaton had drafted this body with Swatch - probably in Paint, going from how tastelessly the color scheme clashed - then you have serious questions about that NPC; what exactly was a depressed ghost that wanted to be an attractive robot thinking, making something like this!?
You took in a breath of air that tasted alarmingly like fried circuits, ready to ask just how long Spamton planned on holding you, and if he knew how to get you back to your world, then a pleasant breeze tousled your hair. Oh good, no worrying about oxygen; you would neither suffocate nor asphyxiate.
Totally safe, the only enemy with higher HP than his NEO form was the Giga Queen, and he could boost his Defense to an insane level at the end of a Snowgrave Route, so all you had to worry about was if Spamton experienced the coding glitch equivalent of a psychotic break and tried hurting you.
Now, if only you had the room to stretch out...
"[Dial up] CONNECTION ESTABLISHED." Wow, now that sound was a blast from the past.
The walls around you suddenly crackled with static, some remaining black - their cathode tubes probably burnt out - while most displayed the old test card bars, like pixels, countless miniature TV screens forming the surface of his stomach.
All but a couple, comprising two circles - just a few feet in diameter - directly in front of you shut off. They looked like his glasses... Could he see in here!?
The circles swept up and around, back and then down, evidently focusing on you.
"It seems I'm too broke[n] to [afford] a spacious [apartment]."
There it was, the semi-lucidity after a battle’s end. Chapter 2 had the most minor of Easter eggs regarding Tasque Manager and Jevil, so it was highly unlikely you or any other player would learn what had twisted either secret boss’ mind.
"You don’t hear me complaining." You curled up, managing to twist yourself the other way so you were reclining rather than laying down at an angle. "It’s pretty nice in here." ‘And you handed me my ass in battle,’ you decided against saying.
"[Some assembly required.]" A dry critique.
"Hey, um..." You watched as several screens dimmed to static and back to dull coloration, Spamton apparently struggling to get his new body's glitches under control. "I'm really... I'm sorry."
The yellow oval moved upward a few inches while the magenta one stayed put. You thought that was like raising an eyebrow.
"I didn't deliver on my promise. You gave me everything I asked for, but you couldn't use SOUL power at all. Even if that wasn't going back on the deal, I'm still sorry."
Everything went dark again and you startled, not sure if you were concerned more for yourself, or for Spamton. But the screens came back to life right away... was that a blink?
"I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE POWER. FOR THE [Kromer]. FREEDOM. THE FREEDOM TO MAKE MY OWN [download now!]. MY OWN CHOICES. AND. I FOUND ANOTHER SATISFIED [customer]!"
You chuckled. "Me? Or you?"
There was that annoying laugh again. "A SUCCESSFUL [meal]."
Yep. He meant himself. You didn’t mind in the slightest; in fact, you were probably more happy even than you were embarrassed.
You reached out your hand, as filled with the Power that was surely Determination as you had been when making your 'Taster' SAVE file, and tapped the space between the colored ovals. "I don’t know where ‘here’ is in relation to the real world, if it’s an instance on someone’s computer or what, or whose computer that would be, but just in case... I’ll make sure to send Kris by."
What if you played a new Snowgrave route, but stopped at the final SAVE point before fighting Spamton NEO, pulled that save file and move it to a secure position on your computer in an entirely different folder? That would be as close as you could get, in reality, to fulfilling the NPC’s quest. Hopefully you’d remember when you woke up from this really-not-half-bad dream.
"I WON'T FORCE YOU. I CAN'T. I CAN'T FORCE YOU. BUT. A VALUED [customer] MAKING A [comeback tour]? MY [clearance special] WILL HAVE A [membership card] ONLY ON [layaway]."
"Got it. I’ll keep that in mind." This was all so stupidly bizarre, you wanted to blow up a friend’s phone with DM notifications, but would they honestly believe you’d had such a strange and vivid dream? Far too good to be true, so it definitely had to be a dream. 
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You blinked your eyes out of sync. Had you fallen asleep? If so, that was one [Holy Cungadero] hell of a dream. Super weird, too, though the details were fading quickly.
You sat up and yawned, stretching your arms over your head. You were so sore; napping at your desk hadn't done your back any favors.
Hang on, what was that in your hand? Oh, just those silly thrift store glasses.
... Did they always have that paper price tag on it? Fastened with instrument - looked like guitar - strings? There was writing on it, too.
//THANK YOU, VALUED [Taste Tester]! YOUR FREE TRIAL HAS [frozen]. Please purchase a subscription in order to [Reload] for the low low price of [$19.97] per month!//
... You are never going to toss these.
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A/N:
I headcanon that the stomach in Spamton's NEO form is actually up in his chest cavity, and the yellow triangle is a screen that displays the SOUL of any Lightner prey.
“the Google Bing” physically hurt me to type out
(G)ASTER was originally just going to be a jab at Theorists, but it wound up being significant
The dialogue - especially Spamton’s - is not up to my usual exacting standards, but I think it’s good enough for this little project.
'>delete' and '...Are you sure?'/'(Wrong choice...?)'/'(* . . . )' were supposed to be two different fonts separate from the main font
If you enjoyed, please feel free to give me a little feedback (and/or AO3 kudos), it really helps with my motivation.
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fluffytriceratops · 4 months
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roleplay info. <3 [looking for more rp partners]
making a quick and temporary rp post until the other one i'm working on is ready.
bcuz i lost most of my rps due to quotev being a twat, i decided to start rping more on here. so i wanted to make a post so other rpers can reach out to me.
below will be my rules/requirments as well as a list of fandoms. please follow them all if you wish to rp with me. and if you're interested in rping, feel free to comment or message me.
ROLEPLAY RULES:
- descriptive/story/literate rp only. i'm not interested in rping script/text. 
- i only do double up rps. I’m not interested in just rping the canon character or original character for your rp. I don’t enjoy it and I want to actually be apart of it. rather than just play the love interest to your character.
- oc x oc or oc x cannon mainly. for my side. i usually only do oc x cannon esp if we're doing a fandom rp. obviously i would do oc x oc for an og rp. but if you'd rather do oc x oc, cannon x cannon for your side i'm fine with that. 
- it's very rare for me to do friendship based (platonic) rps, as i would like my side to be romantic. but if you want your side to be platonic, i can do that. 
- please try to copy my reply length to the best of your abilities. i need at least a paragraph or two. 
  - you play my love interest, i play yours.
  - i will not accept mary/gary sues. if i believe your oc is a mary/gary sue i will let you know. i do not mean to offend, i just find them annoying and wont enjoy the rp if your oc is like this.
  - with that being said, please don't make the whole rp about your character/oc.
  - no god modding. your oc/character cannot be the best at everything, give them flaws.
  - no adult x child. pedophilia. child porn. etc.
  - no love shapes. (threesomes, etc. i may or may not accept love triangles (just with crushing) depending on the characters and my mood).
- no incest.
  - no vore.
  - no bestiality.
  - no male pregnancies. 
  - no rape.
  - don't just play your oc and that's it. play more than one character. it's more fun this way.
- do not play my ocs.
  - do not spam me. message/spam me after a week of no reply.
  - be realistic. play the cannon characters properly. don't make them do something they wouldn't normally do. don't heal an injury right away. don't make someone pregnant right after having sex. etc.
  - use proper grammar and punctuation to the best of your abilities.
  - do not delete the rp without asking me first.
  - don't just stop replying, if you are done with the rp, let me know first.
  - don't time skip without asking me first.
  - don't make the whole entire rp sexual.
-my side will be bxg/fxm (girl x boy) but if you want your side to be something else (gxg, bxb, etc) than i am more than okay with doing that for you. as long as you're okay with doing bxg for me.
  - smut, cuss, and gore are all okay with me. but we can keep one or all of these out if you'd prefer. (i will not rp smut/nsfw with minors) 
-on that note, i will only rp with those of legal age. 18+.
- do not steal my forms or my characters.
  - do not write in the first person point of view. i will only accept third person pov.
  - if you have any ideas for the rp, let me know! don't be afraid to ask me anything.
  - don't hold your oc back, you know them better than i do. go nuts if that's how your character is.
that is all for now! thanks for reading through my rules, i know there are a lot, lol! :P to let me know that you have read my rules, please comment 'rat' or 'read' below! thank you!
FANDOMS:
[key] ✦✦✦✦ = very interested in. ✦✦✦✧ = still interested, just not as much. ✦✦✧✧ = don't really want to, but might if you convince me. 50/50. ✧✧✧✧ = not interested atm, very low chance i will say yes. updated frequently.
[animes] my hero academia - bnha/mha ✦✦✦✦ attack on titan ✦✦✧✧ ouran high school host club ✦✦✦✦ dragon pilot: hisone and masotan ✦✦✧✧ aico incarnation ✦✦✧✧ haikyuu ✦✦✦✦ demon slayer ✦✦✦✦ kiss him not me ✦✦✧✧ diabolik lovers ✦✦✧✧ kuro mukuro ✧✧✧✧ fairy tail ✦✦✦✧
[cartoon tv series] how to train your dragon - race to the edge ✦✦✦✧ she-ra and the princesses of power ✦✦✧✧ miraculous: tales of ladybug and chat noir ✦✦✦✧ avatar: the last airbender ✦✦✦✦ the legend of korra ✦✦✦✧ gravity falls ✦✦✦✦ star vs the forces of evil ✦✦✧✧ 3below tales of arcadia ✦✦✦✧ lego ninjago ✦✦✦✦ young justice ✦✦✦✧ voltron: legendary defender ✦✦✧✧ teen titans ✦✦✦✧ transformers prime ✦✦✦✦ transformers robots in disguise ✦✦✧✧ teenage mutant ninja turtles [2003, 2012,] ✦✦✦✦ ultimate spider man ✦✦✧✧ hazbin hotel ✦✦✦✦ helluva boss ✦✦✦✦
[live action tv series] greys anatomy ✦✦✦✧ gossip girl ✦✦✦✧ teen wolf ✧✧✧✧ the mandalorian ✦✦✧✧
the last of us ✦✦✦✧
outer banks ✦✦✦✧
shadowhunters mortal instruments ✦✦✦✧
game of thrones ✦✦✦✧
house of the dragon ✦✦✦✦
[movies] how to train your dragon ✦✦✦✧ spider-man into the spider verse ✦✦✦✦ transformers [bayverse, 1986 cartoon, bumblebee] ✦✦✦✧ teenage mutant ninja turtles [2007, 2014, 2016,] ✦✦✦✦ narnia [all] ✦✦✧✧ the maze runner ✦✦✧✧ the hunger games ✦✦✧✧ hellboy [the first two/older ones] ✦✦✧✧ the avengers [all] ✦✦✧✧ spiderman [all] ✦✦✦✧ xmen [all] ✦✦✧✧ suicide squad ✦✦✧✧ twilight ✦✦✦✧ star wars ✦✦✧✧ the lord of the rings ✦✦✦✦ the hobbit ✦✦✦✦ avatar & the way of water ✦✦✦✦ percy jackson ✦✦✧✧
warcraft ✦✦✦✧
pirates of the caribbean ✦✦✦✧
[video games] the last of us ✦✦✦✧ skyrim ✦✦✧✧ identity v ✦✦✧✧ mystic messenger ✦✦✧✧ genshin impact ✦✦✦✧ five nights at freddys (all) ✦✦✦✦
hogwarts legacy ✦✦✦✦ 
[books] a court of thorns and roses series ✦✦✧✧ [+ more]
if you wish to do a og rp with me, just let me know and we can go over the details. tho i will admit that i am mostly interested in fandom rps and it really depends on the storyline of the og and if i am in the mood for it.
PLATFORMS:
i am mostly interested in rping on here (tumblr) but there are a few other sites/apps/platforms that i am willing to rp on if you really don't want to rp on tumblr.
-wattpad
-instagram
-discord
-quotev (if it ever stops being a rat, as of now i cannot rp on that site)
-google docs (have never done this before but am open to trying it)
-i'm pretty open to trying new places, so if there's a site/platform not on here that you like, feel free to let me know about it and i may be willing to give it a go!
-and ofc tumblr
EXTRA IMPORTANT INFO:
when i say rping on tumblr i mean in messages. i will not rp on the feed or in the comments.
if you do not want to include certain nsfw topics, that is more than okay, smut is not a need for me. neither is gore, violence, etc. just let me know beforehand.
please tell me your triggers and rules before we start. if you have any.
also please tell me your pronouns before we start, if you're comfy with sharing. ^^
that is all for now. i may add to this later but i really don't know what else to write lol. 
if you have any questions or concerns, feel free to let me know. 
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skullsnbruises · 11 months
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☀️INTRO +
MASTERLIST☀️
Hello all the lovey creatures of the sfw g/t and vore community, we are the Sunny System! We collectively go by he/him and Sunny or Skulls. We are aroace, and vore is a completely nonsexual thing, and everything on this blog will be safe. Do NOT follow if you are a nsfw blog.
It’s nice to meet everyone again, and I hope everyone reading has a nice day!
Our Redbubble, and Ko-fi (commissions open)! Thank you so much <3
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Tags we use:
# mcyt vore , # mcyt g/t , # dsmp vore , # dsmp g/t , # g!(character) or # t!(character)
# posts by Sunny is now used for us to navigate our own posts, # sunnys art is for art, and # sunnys fics is for fics
(^ Just send a message if you’d like to be on a taglist!)
Vore is not tagged with # vore tw anymore because it was hard to remember, block the above tags or me if you don’t want to see them ^^
Fandom List (we don’t necessarily have art or fics for each fandom. Autism be dammed, we can only focus on one interest at a time):
Minecraft
Dream SMP
QSMP
Hermitcraft
Life Series
New Life SMP
Invader Zim
Undertale
Deltarune
My Little Pony
Bugsnax (check @/nomsnax)
Five Nights at Freddy’s
Poppy Playtime
Villainous
Cuphead
Hilda
Wander Over Yonder
Pizza Tower
Bugbo
Cryptid Crush
AU Masterlist (* at the end indicated vore):
Noms are Weird/NAW AU* (mcyt) ( # noms are weird au ) Tom’s AU in which SBI are a mix of giants and tinies, and there’s a complex relationship to vore with each person [post]
Mini You’s AU (mcyt) ( # mini yous au ) Our AU in which Wilbur is sent a package full of sentient replicas of his many personas/characters [ao3] [1] [2] [3] [4]
My Friend in the Geode AU (dsmp) ( # my friend in the geode au ) in which Skeppy is a rare species called a Gem, and is found by Badboyhalo and Puffy. [post]
Feline Fine AU (mcyt) ( # feline fine au ) in which Wilbur is a catshifter adopted by Tommy. [ao3] [1]
Niki’s Bakery (mcyt) ( # nikis bakery au ) in which g!niki runs a bakery serving tinies to giants.
Misc./Extra/Oneshots:
Lukewarm Cocoa* (dsmp) (Niki’s bakery) oneshot of g!niki and t!jack [ao3] [post]
definitely not a little portal au comic by Tom* (mcyt/dsmp) [post]
Off the Path* oneshot of naga!Tubbo and human Ranboo (mcyt) [ao3] [post]
My Daughter, Safe Forever* oneshot of g!slime and t!flippa [ao3] [post]
As the Sun Sets* oneshot (for now) of g!chayanne and t!philza, t!tallulah [ao3] [post]
Sleepwalker* oneshot of g!Ranboo and t!wilbur, t!tubbo, t!tommy, t!philza, t!techno [ao3] [post]
The Voices Demand Vore* oneshot of g!techno and t!tommy [ao3] [post]
Prove Me Wrong* oneshot of g!jack and t!niki [ao3] [post]
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Hello! This blog is a HEAVY WIP, this is my original blog!
I’ll be trying to re adjust so I can continue here (even if it hurts ALOT to start over…)
I’ll eventually add a masterlist here and if I cant get my old blog back, I’ll continue all reqs from there to here!
(copy pasted most of this so will remake master list overtime!
My name: Malice, they/it/she, I’m 24
(ALL LINKS BETWEEN THW TWO WHITE WORDED DIVIDERS ARE FROM OLD BLOG!) WILL ADD NEW ONES AS TIME GOES ON!
Like my work? Consider commissioning me or donating to my ko-fi! It’s greatly appreciated!
Obey me strip au!
Rules
(BREAKING RULES CAN RESULT IN BEING BLOCKED)
This is a dom reader blog, meaning I’ll only write a dom reader.
Things I won’t write for
I will only write a gender less or an afab reader, no exceptions. DON’T ASK WHY
This is a dom reader blog, I won’t write sub reader stuff
No nsft of minors. Ever.
No vore/scat/ddlg or anything of the sort.
No lactation kinks
No anallings
Anything incest related
No nsft of someone pretending to be a minor
I will not write for Replaced mc au
Don’t request more than 4/5 characters at a time.
Au list ( https://domreader-headcannon-scenarios.tumblr.com/post/663246982353141760/aus-i-write-for)
Anon list! ( https://domreader-headcannon-scenarios.tumblr.com/anon%20list!)
I will write for
Fandoms I write for:
Library of ruina, Lobotomy corporation, Limbus Company
Black Butler (all characters)
Obey me
Twisted wonderland
What in Hell is bad?
Trapped with Jester
Genshin Impact
Arcana
Hadaka Shitsji - Naked Butler (read rules first)
Lady and the Maid
Persona 5
Levi Archerman (Attack on titan)
Deltarune chap 1-2
Zant, Ghirahim, Sidon, (from Legend of Zelda)
Sundrop/Moondrop, (Fnaf security breach)
Hollow Knight
Shovel night
Amphibia
The Owl house
Blush blush
Crush crush
Resident evil
Silent Hill
My Adventures with Superman
Bnha
Beastars
Raffle over!
Kinktober 2022 list!
Kinktober update!!
(All above links are from old blog)!
Bellow is for this blogs masterlist!)
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MASTERLIST (separate)
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callsign-relic · 9 days
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Relic anon cinematic universe
FOR REAL LIKE 😭😭😭 hang on ok let me try to list everyone
We have CKG (Crush Kink Girlie anon)
Breakdown anon
🥚 anon
Non-vore anon
And then some older anons who I haven’t seen in a while, like 🌾 or 😴 (and I hope they’re doing well :))
And I may be missing some but those are just the most frequent ones that I can remember recently 😭😭 it’s insane thank you guys so much HAHA
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theharrowing · 2 years
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❥ JIMIN MASTER LIST
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❣ All lists are in order of date posted with the most recent updates at the top!
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❥ JIMIN X READER
❣ Note: Sometimes there are still mem x mem relationships in my reader insert stories. If that bothers you, please do not proceed. 
♡ - fluff | ☽ - smut | ☁ - angst | ✎ - wip | ☆ - personal fav
An Ghealach | oneshot, 9k words ❣ Jimin x Female Reader | ☽ ☁ ❣ strangers to lovers, speculative horror au ⚠ dubcon, use of magic to confuse & coerce, blood & gore, major character off-screen death, horror themes - see fic warnings ↳ Field Linguist Jimin Park travels to a remote island called An Ghealach off the coast of Ireland to research and document an endangered language, just in time for the community’s Beltane festivities. What he encounters is both horrifying and mesmerizing beyond his wildest dreams.
Adrenaline | drabble, 1.7k words ❣ Hoseok x Female Reader x Jimin | ☽ ❣ no relationship established, idol au, poly, porn without plot ↳ You and Jimin celebrate with Hoseok—aka Jay—after his Hobipalooza performance
The Hooksborough Demon | 14 parts, 20k words, ☆ ❣ Yoongi x Female Reader x Jimin | ♡ ☽ ☁ ❣ established & friends to lovers, horror au, found footage au ⚠ haunting imagery, gore, possible character death - see fic warnings ↳ You and two friends ventured into the location of an urban legend with the intention of exploring an abandoned building and having a laugh at small town lore for clout. But after a series of mysterious events, you’ve turned to a forum a year later to try to piece everything together, and to find out what the fuck happened to Yoongi & Jimin.
Sharing is Caring | oneshot, 4.2k words ❣ OT7 x Female Reader | ♡ ☽ ❣ established & strangers to lovers, porn without plot, poly ↳ Your date with Taehyung ends with a bang when his roommates invite themselves into his bedroom, one by one.
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❥ JIMIN X MEMBER
♡ - fluff | ☽ - smut | ☁ - angst | ✎ - wip | ☆ - personal fav
Ghost Friend | drabble, 1.8k words ❣ Yoongi x Jimin (platonic) | ☁ ❣ friends who encounter a ghost, haunted house au, crack treated seriously, tagged as “angst” but it’s the tiniest bit of hurt/comfort ⚠ Yoongi is a ghost, and is therefore dead ↳ Yoongi’s spirit has stayed in his dilapidating home for decades. One day, Jimin and his friends Taehyung and Jungkook decide to visit the property, and Jimin makes a ghost friend. Or, the one where Jimin is totally Jean Grey.
Denim & Strawberry | onesot, 19.6k, ☆ ❣ Yoongi x Jimin | ♡ ☽ ❣ friends to lovers, burlesque au ↳ When Yoongi gets invited to watch his crush perform, he has no idea what to expect. Jimin stripping on stage and singing a sultry little number while tugging on his hair is definitely not what Yoongi had in mind, but who is he to complain?
The Ghost of You On My Skin | oneshot, 11k words ❣ Jungkook x Jimin x Yoongi | ♡ ☽ ☁ ❣ established & strangers to lovers, monster fucking ⚠ illusory blood sucking & vore - see fic warnings ↳ Jungkook and Jimin travel to a remote island in hopes that the trip will allow them to unwind and reconnect. When their plans turn on them and they wind up lost in the woods, they seek refuge with a mysterious stranger who opens their eyes to a world of desire beyond anything they have experienced before.
Arcade Concessions | oneshot, 14.4k words ❣ Jimin x Taehyung | ♡ ☽ ☁ ❣ feat. Yoongi x Jungkook ❣ idiot friends to loves, requited unrequited, the angst is light ↳ After listening to Jimin whine one too many times about needing to get laid—and feeling the need himself—Taehyung sets the two of them up on a double date with two others. However, over the course of the date, the two of them realize that the feelings they thought were unrequited for the other are, in fact, reciprocated, accidentally third-wheeling their dates in the process.
JiKook Week Shorts ↳ A tiny collection of shorts for a JiKook Week event
red. | drabble, 1.2k words ❣ Jungkook x Jimin | ☽ ☁ ❣ established (kind of), vampire au ⚠ blood sucking & heart stopping ↳ Jungkook despises the monster he has become, but he cannot bring himself to despise the man who cursed him.
Baby | drabble, 1.2k words ❣ Jimin x Jungkook | ♡ ☽ ☁ ❣ fuck buddies, sex worker + cop au, no plot ↳ Jimin, aka Baby, doesn’t let just anyone have him for free. What a shame that the man he likes spending time with the most is a cop.
Mine | oneshot, 4.3k words ❣ Jungkook x Jimin | ☽ ❣ strangers to lovers, royalty au, very little plot ↳  Prince Jungkook sets his sights on his father’s new favorite concubine, and Jimin shows his prince pleasure beyond anything he has ever felt before. Rumor | 5 parts, under 500 words, social media au ❣ Jungkook x Jimin | ♡ ❣ strangers & coworkers to lovers, actor au ↳ While working on their latest film, sparks fly between Jimin and Jungkook. They try to deny the allegations, but fans, friends and coworkers won’t stop talking, forcing them to consider, “What if?”
The Magic Shop | oneshot, 15.7k words ❣ Namjoon x Jimin | ☽ ♡ ❣ feat. Taehyung x Jungkook ❣ established & strangers to lovers, partner swap, bdsm, very little plot ↳ Namjoon & his husband Taehyung visit The Magic Shop, an exclusive swingers club. There they meet a beautiful couple that likes to engage in the same kind of play, and they decide to swap for the night.
Smile Pretty for the Camera | oneshot, 11.7k words   ❣ Namjoon x Jimin | ☽ ♡ ❣ feat. a hint of Jungkook ❣ friends with benefits, exhibitionist, porn au, very little plot ↳ Namjoon’s good friends Jimin & Jungkook are always coming up with schemes to make extra money, and when he learns they plan to shoot a porn he’s not too surprised. They are, after all, the hot, confident power couple of the friend group. What Namjoon does not expect, however, is Jimin confessing that he’d like to rail Namjoon while Jungkook films.
Stuck | oneshot, 4.1k words ❣ Jungkook x Taehyung x Jimin | ☽ ❣ friends to lovers, very little plot, stuck in the wall ⚠ dubcon ↳ While exploring an abandoned building with his two best friends Jimin & Taehyung, Jungkook gets stuck in a wall.
Pretty in Pink (Make Him Purr) | oneshot, 15k words, ☆ ❣ Yoongi x OT6 | ♡ ☽ ☁ ❣ established relationships, canon compliant, animal play, marathon sex, light angst, very little plot ↳ Yoongi—long-established power top of the group—secretly wishes he could shed all of his responsibility and allow the members to take care of his needs while he’s dressed in a frilly pink kitten outfit. Well, it was a secret until Namjoon discovers the outfit, pulling the cat out of the bag, so to speak, and forcing Yoongi to decide whether to show that side of himself to the rest of the guys.
All Tangled Up | oneshot, 8k words ❣ Jimin x Jungkook | ♡ ☽ ❣ established relationship, in the soop au, canon compliant, very little plot ↳ After a night of drinking and having fun, Jimin gets himself tangled in Jungkook’s mosquito net, and Jungkook has to take care of him.
Tendrils | oneshot, 4.6k words ❣ Seokjin x Jimin | ♡ ☽ ❣ strangers to lovers, monster fucking au, tentacle porn ⚠ mildly dubious consent ↳ While cruising the club for an easy hookup, Jimin meets a handsome stranger with a dark secret. (Or, Jimin gets spit-roasted on Seokjin’s tentacles and makes a big, sexy fucking mess.)
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❥ STORIES WHERE JIMIN IS A SECONDARY CHARACTER
♡ - fluff | ☽ - smut | ☁ - angst | ✎ - wip | ☆ - personal fav
❥ MEMBER X READER
Boy Blue | 46 parts, 89 words + images of texts ❣ Taehyung x Female Reader x Yoongi | ♡ ☽ ☁ ❣ feat. Jungkook x Reader, Hoseok x Reader, Namjoon x Reader (kind of), Original Female Character x Reader, MxM ships ❣ strangers to lovers, college au, poly, hurt/comfort ⚠ graphic violence, dub/noncon, infidelity, drug use, yandere behavior (stalking, gaslighting, etc.) - see fic warnings ↳ While going through a painful but necessary breakup, you meet someone who is patient, kind, and understanding; everything you last ex was not. Or is he?
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Showstopper | 4 parts, 31.5k words, ✎ ❣ Hoseok x Yoongi | ♡ ☽ ☁ ❣ strangers to lovers, model & photographer au ↳ Hoseok knows the rumors. Everyone in the industry knows the rumors. Min Yoongi is a player. Min Yoongi is a snake. Stand in front of Min Yoongi’s camera, and you will be just another one of his victims—prey for him to use as he pleases and toss away when he gets bored.
Dollhouse | 25 parts, 178.3k words, ☆ ❣ Hoseok x Namjoon, Jungkook x Yoongi | ♡ ☽ ☁ ❣ feat. Taehyung x Jimin, Hoseok x Taehyung x Jimin ❣ established & strangers to lovers, sci-fi au, body swap, poly ⚠ infidelity, graphic violence, major character injury, unhappy ending ↳ Hoseok’s job is simple: He enters the host’s body, he confiscates or terminates the target, and he gets back into his own body by dinnertime. Easy peasy. Until a host comes along whose body he becomes obsessed with and he questions whether or not he wants to come back to the real world or leave his old life behind.
Collateral | series, 22 parts, 222k words, ✎☆ ❣ Yoongi x Female Reader x Namjoon | ♡ ☽ ☁ ❣ feat. Taehyung x Jungkook, Seokjin x Hoseok, Jungkook x Reader ❣ strangers to lovers, mafia au, poly ⚠ drug use, graphic violence, dark themes - see fic warnings ↳Your ex-boyfriend gets in over his head working for the local mafia, and Boss Min has come to collect his payment: You. But was it simply a matter of being in the wrong place at the wrong time? Or has he always had his sights on you?
Abyss | 5 parts, 51k words ❣ Seokjin x Taehyung x Jungkook | ♡ ☽ ☁ ❣ feat. Seokjin x Yoongi, mention of Taehyung x Namjoon ❣ friends & strangers to lovers, college au, hurt/comfort, poly ⚠ age gap, toxic relationships, intense sex without proper aftercare ↳ Campus fuckboy Taehyung likes to break hearts. After Jungkook falls victim to Taehyung’s games, Seokjin has decided that he’s going to take revenge by making Taehyung fall in love, only to give him a taste of his own medicine.
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weed666 · 5 months
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hi welcome 2 my gay sex & weed blog. my main is @fefairys my nsfw art blog is @feferriswheel
23 years old ♠ any pronouns ♠ polyam verse + switch
minors dni obviously. if ur age isnt listed clearly on ur blog i'll block u.
this is the blog where i talk about sex and weed and alcohol and stuff. more about me below the cut ^_^ pls read before sending asks! last updated: 4/14/2024
feel free to send asks of any kind :3 i love intrusive sexual questions >:) if u ask/say horny stuff abt my ocs i'll love u forever
i may be slow to respond because chronic illness is crushing my libido
fav kinks you can expect to see here: -robophilia and general objectophilia for electronics -blood!!!/knifeplay/cannibalism/gore sometimes -monsterfuckery and furry stuff :3 -petplay -bondage -EDGING/orgasm denial -cnc -somnophilia -intoxication -praise and degradation (mixing them together is top tier) -voyeurism & exhibitionism (im more of a voyeur myself teehee) -breeding (no preg) -vore sometimes maybe :3c -micro/macro -sadism/masochism -i dont post abt it as much but i love piss its like my main kink in private im just shy abt it lol. i like holding and wetting the most but also being used as a urinal :3 or using someone else as a urinal. soaking things.. hehe.
here's my irl pics tag here's my art tag (see more on my nsfw art blog i mentioned above) 🧃 is the tag i use when i talk about my fiance, juice :3 (/posts that make me think of it) 🧃pic is where i show it off <3
also, we're a plural system! there are actually 3 (maybe 4? or 5??) of us who use this blog. dante/ruby (he/she) tags posts with #🃏 while cat and sam (both any prns) dont signify themselves in any way. also sometimes ruby doesnt even use his tag lmfao.. but she always will when answering asks n stuff scythe (it/he/xe/ze) tags posts with #🩸 (it also has xer own blog now! @kismoirailsis but will prolly still post here sometimes as well since we have more followers here rn lmfao)
things we like being called: -good/bad girl/boy -slut, whore, toy -pet, dog, puppy/pup -fag/faggot!!!!!!!! -freak, pervert (<- ruby esp likes 'pervert')
hard limits: -pregnancy -incest or anything that reminds me of family dynamics, including "mommy/daddy" stuff -misgendering?? which is tricky lol bc i use any pronouns and am genderfluid, but dont imply im actually a cis girl or anything like that. -vomit -scat -feederism/weight gain -dont fetishize my fatness in general, im v sensitive to feeling like my weight is being fetishized and i do not like it. finding myself having a hard time defining the line of what feels fetishizing and what doesnt lol ... just be considerate. absolutely NO degrading comments abt my weight. praise is usually okay but i can be sensitive to it if i feel like its all you care about, i guess? its hard to explain 😭 -dont ask for nudes. i only take and post/send them on my own volition.
will add more if we think of anything.
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stomach-rental · 2 years
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List of fanfics I desperately want to write for this series:
endurance testing - Louis is put up to the test of staying inside of Will for at least three days. This means going home with Will over the weekend, as they need test results for the experiment done in a very short time period. This makes for some extremely awkward scenarios neither of them are used to, some weird explanations to roommates and friends, and suddenly a convention that Will had promised to go to with little to no way around it. Also, there's Action ! Probably the longest planned out fic to date
family holidays - Louis tries to make up reasons why he can't make it for the holidays, and in the process may have lied about having a romantic partner to be with instead. His mother is now insistent that this partner is invited to the dinner with them, and Louis has to find someone willing to go while also managing to keep his powers from potentially putting him and his family in deeper danger than before. Unravelling some old emotional traumas, fake dating, some unresolved angst.
fun sized - Louis' powers seem to be messing up and it leaves him at a slightly larger size than usual, buuut also having no way to get back to a his usual size. With the Watch on lockdown and Louis unable to reach most things and a higher threat of getting caught, Will accompanies Louis to his apartment and they both have some weird bonding as well as some angst over Louis' past issues.
thems the brakes - Beni vents her frustrations out by deciding to do a prank that goes a little too far against Louis. Fearplay, potential "unaware" vore-- Both of them bond in the end, but it's after a hell of a lot of bitterness and fighting.
Lullaby - will finds a recording by accident, louis has some embarrassing explaining to do, annnnnd it seems like they both have an interesting new way to get around nightmares. Two words. Strategic. Cuddling.
reese's pieces - will and louis are getting on a lot better lately after working through some of their problems, but with Beni dealing with her own issues, Reese has been stuck third wheeling. In a sort of...sad, pathetic way, really. will notices and hatches a plan, louis begrudgingly pitches in, and a sort of sleepover becomes one of the most awkward nights Reese could have possibly asked for.
crushed - will struggles with his fear of rejection while louis is clueless. accidental date and eventual confessions ensue, leading to both of them having multiple emotional break downs for entirely different reasons. Maybe they can figure something out. MAYBE.
freaky friday - Louis shrinks Will for testing purposes. Louis returns to normal size, and Will...doesn't. While Rachel struggles to figure out what is going on, the head of Watch One comes up with a test that makes no one happy.
gulliver's revenge / escape room - to "ease tensions", beni comes up with a game during a lock down for the whole group to enjoy, but it quickly becomes much more real when they realize they have no way to get back to normal before things close down for the night. Reese and Beni eventually get feels and face some of their issues. Will and Louis make a move.
gourmet - Louis tries to teach will to cook. vore and romantic shenanigans ensue.
dog days - my werewolf au based ENTIRELY on a stupid one off movie about a military dog, has nothing to do with the other continuity of fics mentioned above
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baddoggylore · 8 months
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Rpers needed (15+)
Playing yourself send me DM of yourself or OC and DM me to rp
People/characters
Jacksepticeye and his egos (modern versions)
Markiplier and egos (I miss google)
Crankgameplays ( I don’t watch him tho)
Pewdiepie ( platonic or romantic no nsfw for him plus ‘PewDIEpie’ )
Matpat (again no nsfw)
NateWantsToBattle
Who I won’t rp.
Dreamsmp so don’t ask.
List rp ideas
-G/T (vore or no vore please be specific before asking also Please say “G/T *what size your goin for* tiny or giant )
-height difference (just few inches taller)
-School (college) AU (teacher x student or whatever)
-Fnaf AU
-caretaker AU (Egos are toddlers not your youtuber crush)
-swap AU (youtuber is a fan of you)
-Detroit become human AU
-Pokémon AU
-Legend of Zelda AU
-Super Mario bros AU
-The boss AU (where seán and Jack never became one at the end of the game)
-vampire AU
-yandere AU
-zombie apocalypse AU
-werewolf AU
-Game AU
-royalty AU
-genderbend AU
Got an AU I didn’t list? Ask me about it , don’t be shy,
Also Before we start rping you got to be at least around 15 or 20 that’s it.
How I rp
“Ya know he’s dreaming of you” I said smiling at you, “come on ask him out you like him me and you know it!!” I said
Please at least be mature. I can do slight nsfw ,Fluff , smut. Anything
Kinks I do!!
Vore. Height. Whatever you think of?
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thefanciestborrower · 2 years
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"Data has a working stomach" is the only take i will hear. No I do not care he's opened himself up to a telephone before. There'd a belly in there and he can use it to hold friends.
Tbh pred crush on him is so valid. I am a Riker fan myself (because my one brain cell is dedicated to thinking about tall men) but Data is so.... [gestures] look at him. He's perfect. He simply wants to keep you safe but is so direct and does not understand why you are freaking out but he sure wants that to stop.
I'm torn between this coming up before and it being brand new. I think I have a fic I never finished based on the latter, actually 🤔 but either way, the mental image of Picard keeping a straight face while internally screaming (either from an ensign freaking out and offending the aliens or from the aliens casually eating people) is absolutely perfect.
Finding another tng nerd in the vore fandom is always fun :]
Listen I remember reading once that he has an “internal digestive enhancer” and his mouth definitely functions as such, so who’s to say he can’t have a cozy little stomach in there to hide his friends in too. And listen, being a Riker fan is so valid he’s in my top ten list of favorite Star Trek characters for a reason okay. He’s tall and pretty and plays trombone what more could you want.
Ohhhh but Data always has been and always will be one of my favorite boyos I mean look at him. You’re completely right he’s just so sweet and and perfect and doesn’t understand why his direct approach to the matter is causing such distress! I don’t think it’s something he’d intentionally keep secret, but unless relevant he simply wouldn’t say anything about it which causes a whole lot of drama I imagine. Though I think a few engineers might be aware of the little internal pocket, especially Geordi, but either they don’t know what it’s for or don’t think it would ever be relevant enough to say anything to anyone else. (Also all this talk of fics is inspiring me rip time to add another to the pile. We gotta sustain the tng vore fandom) 
And lmao can you imagine if it were both tho? Like, we have some member freaking out about the whole aliens casually eating folks thing and Picard is both stressed because don’t wanna offend these people, while also trying to keep his own internal freak out from showing. Gosh he puts up with so much someone get this captain a medal or something. 
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