#I’m pissing laughing

[bisexual-castiel]

This is the funniest scene I’ve ever watched from this show.

#I’m pissing laughing #he looks absolutely terrified #he just wants to leave and hang out with his angsty boyfriend #supernatural #destiel #dean winchester #castiel

[gerardsbl00d]

frank answering his phone by saying ‘what up girlie where you at’ is my #1 favorite thing this man has ever done

#i’m pissing myself from laughing so much at it #who called him #i need to know #my chemical romance #my chemical fucking romance #mcr #my chem #frank iero #my chem frank #mcr frank #frnkiero #frnk #frnkiero and the cellabration #frnk iro #ls dunes #gerard way #mikey way #ray toro

[radarchives]

#submission #mc #diavolo #barbatos #i’m pissing myself laughing at this #first tags by submitter #thanks for submitting <3 #obey me nightbringer #it appears you get no bitches my lord

[beartitled]

Waiter, More Peaches please!

Anyway I had my fun, back to grind 🫡

Peach peach comic is in the making ✏️

#bear answers #don’t worry I’m not actually angry 👍 #just drawing my sona pissed off for the laughs #tnmn fandom pressuring me to do more comics is a recurring gag at this point 💥 #tnmn #thats not my neighbor #not my neighbor #thats not my neighbour milkman #tnmn milkman #tnmn francis mosses #tnmn peach #tnmn shitpost #tnmn fanart #francis tnmn #francis mosses #peach peach thats not my neighbour #peach peach #milkman #tnmn meme #sona art

[letsgetrowdy43]

Me when Clairo starts playing

#rotalks<3 #luke hughes #I’m pissing myself laughing rn

[allthedrugsforcreativity]

Some inspiring Will Wood quotes which help me when I’m down 💗💗💗

#live laugh love 🥰 #blessed #inspirational #changed my life <333 #self improvement 💓 #be urself *shits* #I’m just like Will Wood I also piss #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #wwatt

[k0rnfl4ke]

So sorry for the lack of posts, hope this makes up for it <3

There might be more posts tonight cus I’m pulling an all nighter so if you have any requests please send em my way :)

#digitalart #fanart #digital art #korn draws #art #mcyt #mcyt fanart #purpled #purpled fanart #ourpled #live laugh love purpled #I’m pissed at the American healthcare system #:) #Grayson wood #Grayson wood fanart

[kiwiaok]

aftg band au has been on my mind for quite some time now but I’m torn between 2 concepts for this au:

1) the reasonable one, where the monsters have a nice band (I was thinking about bad omens kinda vibe, especially “the death of peace of mind”) with kevin as a vocalist, aaron and nicky as guitarists, and andrew on drums. andrew also writes their lyrics and does this scream singing thingy that I don’t know the professional name for

2) the more fun option, where twinyards make some bet which andrew loses and in retaliation aaron writes him a cringe song and forces him to sing it and upload it to the internet, giddy with the perspective of humiliating andrew. only the song goes viral on tiktok and andrew becomes a literal fucking star bc of it. and this is the song I had in mind:

#pissing laughing while imagining a blank faced andrew singing ‘I’m a 5’4 manwhore who slit his wrists’ #also we’re ignoring the fact that tiktok didn’t exist back then #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #fanfiction #aftg trilogy #kiwiaok

[scrambledslut]

“you’re not a fuckin mermaid”

stede:

#what is you talking about bestie???? #😭😭😭 i’m 4 minutes in to episode 4 and i’m already pissing myself laughing #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death

[thatwasntverycashmoneyofme]

{ 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 — 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗅𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋, 𝗌𝗆𝗎𝗍, 𝗌𝗎𝖻!𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗁𝗎𝗋, 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗐𝗃𝗈𝖻, 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖽𝗂𝖼𝗄 𝗍𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗍’𝗌 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁 𝗂𝗍, 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗆𝗎𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇, 𝖽𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗒 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄, 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽𝖺 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗀𝖺𝗍𝗈𝗋!𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗁𝗎𝗋, 𝗁𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝗎𝗓 𝗁𝖾 𝖺 𝗐𝖾𝗂𝗋𝖽𝗈. }

you take pride in showing off your little weirdo boyfriend, like a elementary schooler with a sticker notebook, and he loves it, loves being with you, loves that you don’t feel ashamed of being with him, but… he also hates the attention he gets because of it; girls coming up to him only after you posted up with him, tryna get him to cheat.

but he’s loyal and a snitch when it comes to shit like that so he tells you about it and the next thing he knows is those girls are looking like they were being put through the ringer by a 364 pound Samoan, and you calling him on facetime whining that you chipped two nails and asking him for money to get them redone. which he gives you ofc, you just made his dick hard by fighting for him! and don’t let one of y’all shippers send him a video of you fighting those girls consecutively, he’d probably bust a nut watching your angry face the whole time you molly whopping them homewreckers.

he’d open the door to his apartment, off campus, letting you in when you knock on the door to find his favorite signature colors on your nails in his face. he’ll smile dopily when you ask him if he wanted a ‘special something’ nodding his head, blond pony bouncing with his movements, because whenever you said that you would always snatch his soul. he who sat on the couch in his lounging area, hips raised and back arched slightly with his head thrown back, biting on the back of his knuckle as you’re sat in front of him kneeling on a pillow giving him that galaxy-throat goat-vacuum suction-double hand twist combo-deluxe 3000.

you pull off of him, half of your face shiny and full of spit bubbles and cum as you continue to stroke him. “c’mon baby lemme hear your pretty voice, tell me everything i wanna hear or i swear i’ll stop.” as soon as you said that his hand flew from his mouth, moaning as he looked down at your smiling face, satisfied after seeing his teary blue eyes, with hearing his voice before you pounced on him again, nothing could hold back those beautiful moans now.

“h-holyyy fuuuck hmm love it wh-when you fight f’r me.” “I would never e-even look those girls’ wayyy ahhh y/n fuck!” he whimper tears falling from his eyes. “hahhh yer the only auhh one f’r me f’r my cock.” “mmmm-my cock wouldn’t get hahh hhah-hard f’r an’er w’ma.” his words slur as he gets closer to his climax and you make it no better when putting all the suction pressure on his blushing red tip.

one hand going to fondle his balls and the other squeezing his shaft tighter as you continued to stroke him, he throws his head back, not even mind in the dull throbbing. his eyes stuck to the back of his head letting out a loud high pitched whine that his neighbors will no doubt complain about. his pale hips rose off the couch even more as he could literally feel you sucking the cum out of him, straight up out of his cock.

you swallow every drop of cum that landed on your tongue, his body trembling as he drops back onto the couch, spurts of his kids still landing on your pink muscle as your tongue continues to caress his overly sensitive tip. he pulled you off his cock by your braids, whimpering as he does so. “hahmmm s-shiiit!” he held his dick protectively, plopping his full body on the couch facing you as he laid still, face flushed and hazy ocean eyes, his hair ruffled up as he shivers and twitches, taking this chance to look at your seductive face gazing back at him with low eyes.

he mewls at the pain and overstimulation of his dick getting hard again as you speak, giggling. “want me to suck you off again?” he curls into himself looking at you flabbergasted. “stay back you devil woman!” you laugh at his dramatics as you see his junior pop up to look at you. “but… you’re already raring to go cowboy.” you teasingly crawl closer to him and he lets out a yelp, backing further into the couch covering his junk properly.

“back! back i say!” he smiles at your laughter, watching your brown eyes crinkle with tears in your waterlines. you still look so beautiful even after taking half his life force, he can’t help but think to himself… he definitely loves being yours.

𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗆 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗌, 𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌. 𝖣𝖮𝖭𝖳 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅, 𝖼𝗈𝗉𝗒 𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾. ©𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗅

#city.writes #black writers #i’m srry girlies but I write about cuz i love to do it…. tmi👀 okay tmi my bad💙 #you laugh hard asf after that cuz he banged the hell outta his head 😭 ts was throbbing #i hc arthur as one of those annoying theater kids and if you don’t know one yo ass was one #they use to piss me tf offfff when i was thrown in drama class😭 #i wasn’t just mad at them but being put in that class did not fuckin help #arthur aces drama cuz he doesn’t break character that nigga is literally a character 😭 #if you was a drama kid it’s okay now I still love you 😘💙💙 #black reader #black fem reader #x black reader #x black fem reader #black yn #arthur x black!reader #arthur x black fem!reader #fire force arthur #ff arthur #fire force #arthur smut #fire force smut

[valoale]

Is it normal to have a mental breakdown over the loss of the ability to smell and taste

Because I am

#man I can’t stop crying and laughing #I’m big on food and coffee is my life and I can’t even taste coffee anymore and I’m losing my mind #can this Covid kindly fuck off #its day 4 and I still have 38-39 degree fever and horrible aches and now I can’t taste or smell shit #I’m pissed right off #when is this hell going to end #vee talks #or should I tag #vee rants #instead #idk man this bitch is tired

[ao3screenshotss]

basic rundown of today was

1. i had my maths exam - there were fun questions and not so fun questions (fuck you probability)

2. i went out to get burgers with my friend - we didn’t order chips cause it was already expensive BUT the chef gave us free chips!!

3. i was gonna catch the bus home and nearly missed it - thankfully it stopped at a red light so i was able to run after it and get on

4. while i was running i crashed into a metal pole and automatically apologised - an old lady saw me and it was very awkward

5. i made it to the bus!! just in time thankfully

6. i caught another bus home and then the bus driver got lost since it was his first day taking the route - i pressed the button to ask to get off at the next stop and he went right past it

anyways today felt like a russian roulette gun thing but instead of death it was luck

#i told my mum and she couldn’t stop laughing #oh but i also lost my brothers phone so he’s pissed #me :) #tbh i’m not expecting a lot of ppl to read this i just thought it was hilarious

[thegreatcrowdragon]

Wait you guys are actually getting mad about the splatfest. This is a game about sea creatures inking the ground and shooting ink at fish to steal their eggs. Stop taking it so seriously

#splatoon #Splatoon 3 #splatfest #I saw someone just call Shiver a tyrant I’m going to piss myself laughing #cope. seethe even.

[heartapnea]

I promise, once you learn the difference between an actual vague post and someone just venting on their blog about a thing that you happen to take personally … it is then that you will know peace

#that one post that said ‘not everything is a take sometimes I’m just having a laugh … I’m takin the PISS’ yeah. that #I wish I could reblog it. agony #no idea what the current debacle is about btw I just wanted to post this lol

[simcardiac-arrested]

once again sorry to everyone for bringing this to your dashboards. but some of you are like, genuinely delirious. not even in a funny way. & i hope you die. i hope we both die. hand in unlovable hand etc etc

#Just so fucking bizarre to me how people can be Like This. there has to be something so wrong with your brain on a fundamental level #i can’t even laugh about this or anything because i genuinely feel pity for these people. it’s so sad to me how you’re gonna be like 20 #and then go in a niche tumblr community and create drama over Nothing. over Thin Fucking Air #like do you not have a life? do you not have college? or a job? doesn’t it get tiring? don’t you ever feel ashamed about all this #and the fact that they go and complain about the shipping and the ‘fandombrained’ people as well…. oh my god #how are you going to be TWENTY. and DO THAT. are you seriously sick. ? do you need help #just say you are homophobic and that you hate kids and go. it’ll save everyone a bunch of time for sure #anyways. as someone who has been a rain world fan since 2018. i love you embracing canon. i love you changing canon. i love you disregarding #canon entirely. i love you ships that make sense in canon & that make absolutely zero sense at all. i love you fancharacters that don’t #follow canon rules. i love you ‘cringe’ fancharacters and self inserts. i love you self shipping. i love you oc x canon shipping. #and i love you taking inspiration from designs. i love you community & i love you artists & i love you art #i love you borrowing elements and being inspired and referencing something because you liked it. #are fandoms perfect? GOOD GOD no. is every Fan perfect? no. am i also sometimes annoyed or irrationally pissed off over a ship that #i think is stupid and is illogical. Yes! i’m only human! but i can still love and appreciate the whole CREATIVITY of it all. and the whole #Fun that people are having. i love you having fun. if i don’t like it or if anyone else doesn’t like it they can just Cope #instead of hateposting about it on main and indirectly bullying people who are most likely children. or lgbt. or both #anyways. please continue doing whatever you want. The world is your oyster and you only live on earth once #everyone else can fuck off

[phantom-of-the-memes]

Me writing the module evaluation for that one Professor…

#absolute freak! #can’t even be arsed to teach us in person just uses videos he filmed in 2020 #everyone is failing the quizes and assignments because he doesn’t explain them or help us #yesterday he sent us all a long ass email essentially calling us all idiots who wrote bullshit and that he laughs at our answers… #and like not to brag but in every other module I am an excellent student #like I get emails congratulating me on exceptional results from my other professors #so for him to act like everyone in that class is an idiot who doesn’t do reading or make an effort is ducking ridiculous!!! #literally bringing down my overall degree grade #anyways! sorry for the rant #I’m just pissed #university #uni #university life #uni life #university memes #mean girls