#I’m in shock …. holy fuck

[rrandomtthings]

This feels like a fever dream

#I’m in shock …. holy fuck #one piece #opla #one piece live action

[roanniom]

I always like to hope your little drabbles might be inspired by your sweetie podcast guy 👀

Oh they kinda are inspired by him these days 👀

One for the Road

Eddie Munson x fem!reader

Warnings: NSFW, 18+ ONLY, a whole lot of oral (f receiving)

“I like this shirt,” Eddie mumbles against your jaw, his fingers playing at the hem of your massive thrifted t shirt. You’re standing in the dappled morning sunlight warming his shitty little apartment kitchen. His hands roam your body with an urgency that belies the way he’d fucked you onto his messy sheets just thirty minutes prior.

“The day I got it I also got a Hellraiser t shirt. Huge. With a big picture of Pinhead on the chest,” you say proudly, smoothing a hand over said chest to indicate where the horror icon’s face would be. Eddie hones in on that one detail, of course, and cups your breasts through your shirt with a groan.

“Oh yeah? If it was that big did you cut the shirt up?”

You shake your head.

“No. I left it big and oversized. You know. Sexy,” you joke. Eddie nods slowly, still focusing all his attention on your tits through this particular shirt.

“Sexy. Oh yeah,” he mutters, completely distracted. He lifts the shirt slightly to reveal the feminine pair of boxers you’ve put on for your drive home. “These are fucking cute.”

“You think?” you ask, wiggling your hips cheekily.

“Yeah, I think,” mumbles against your neck before sucking on your earlobe. You go to say something else but his hand is now sliding under the waistband of your boxers. Within seconds he’s inside your panties and playing with the slick that’s gathered there.

“Eddieeee, I have to go,” you try to argue, but it turns into a gasping whine. Eddie ignores you. Or at least, he ignores your argument. He latches onto one of your nipples through your shirt and looks up at you pointedly to watch your face while he slides two fingers deep inside you. “Oh fuck…”

You don’t know how it happens. You really don’t. One minute you’d had your bag on your shoulder and you were half out the door, and in the next minute Eddie was sliding down to his knees, pushing you up against the wall at the entrance to his apartment. He pulls down your boxers and underwear before you can protest about your lateness any further, and he hooks your leg up over his shoulder before you can do more than grasp at his hair.

“Are you serious? I - oh god.”

Eddie’s mouth is on you and you should be aware of the fact that you’re moaning wantonly right by the door that leads to an inner hallway where all of his neighbors can probably hear you as they set out on their day.

Your bag starts slipping off your shoulder and the lights start flickering - he’d pushed you against the wall where the light switch is, so each time you move you find yourself clicking it on and off with your back.

“Eddie - oh. Eddie!” you try to call his attention to the awkward placement through your laughs and gasps, but he only seems vaguely annoyed by the distraction. He manhandles you over the the kitchen island and you grip at the counter, unsure what he has planned until he gets on his knees from behind you, gripping your hips and pulling your legs back apart so he can get to you with his mouth again.

“Holy fuck…” you yelp, completely overwhelmed by the stimulation. Eddie shoves two fingers deep inside of you again, thrusting and building up momentum until you find yourself forced up onto tiptoes.

You clutch at the counter and do your best to take the force of his thrusting - it feels so fucking good when he curves his fingers just like that - but you’re so overwhelmed you finally have to say something.

“Eddie. You’re making my legs shake! I can’t…” you pant.

You’re not sure what you expected him to do, but either way you’re surprised when he clambers to his feet and grabs you into his arms. Insecure and completely unused to being lifted, you let out a scream, but you’re only in the air long enough for him to deposit you onto one of the stools by the kitchen counter.

“This better for your legs?” Eddie asks, kissing your thighs while he spreads them and settles back on his knees between them.

“Yeah, I guess - Eddie!” you cry out at the feeling of his mouth on you yet again. His lips suction around your clit and he sucks. Hard. Your leg hooks over his shoulder again and your fingers thread through his hair pulling tightly as you hold on for dear life.

You don’t even have time to warn him. Your orgasm hits you like a freight train. You spasm around the fingers he’d some how managed to get back deep inside you at one point, and he laps you up as you rock your hips into his face. Thighs press into his ears while you ride out the feeling.

By the time your breathing has finally returned to normal, Eddie has already gotten up from the floor and started assembling your clothes and bag from where they’d been strewn about.

“You’re gonna be late for work, huh baby?” he asks, with the biggest shit eating grin on his face. A massive erection stands proud in his boxers and you laugh in spite of yourself, fully breathless.

“What the fuck was that, Munson?”

He leans forward to give you a kiss

“That was one for the road.”

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Thanks for reading, please comment and reblog to let me know what you think!

#I’m being silly - this one is 100% inspired by my Wednesday morning #he shocked the fuck out of me #it was fan fic behavior I was like sir what is this holy shit #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x reader #Eddie Munson thots #eddie munson x fem!reader

[stealingyourbones]

Short DPXDC Prompts #592

Harvey is mid bank heist when he hears “Harv? Is that you? It’s been so long!” From one of his hostages. Oh that voice was so incredibly familiar there’s no way-

Well he’ll be damned. Jack and Maddie Fenton, the couple he had a momentary fling with in college were pushing through the crowds and fully ignoring his goons pointing half a dozen guns at them as they made their way towards him.

———

Harvey couldn’t believe it. Jack and Maddie were still deeply in love and as crazy as ever, but they kept reaching out to him. They didn’t seem to mind him as the broken man that he is unlike another college friend. They treated him like a person. They didn’t expect his therapy and treatment to magically change him back to how he was, they just were happy that he was happy.

They mentioned once before that they messed up with how they treated their son but they realized their mistake and did their absolute damndest to make it up to their kids. They weren’t going to villainize their college ex. They were going to support him and be for him every step of the way.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny phantom #bones writes in the tags #bones prompts #what I’m saying is Harvey/Maddie/Jack could be a really cool pairing #college era fwb or college fling maybe? either way: they are in love #Harvey is a bastard who doesn’t understand that Maddie and Jack’s weapons and inventions they’re giving him #to cause chaos and crime in gotham is their way of showing their love towards him #they’re trying to help and they’re doing their best and their best is actually pretty damn good #they treat Two-Face and Harvey both like real people and they aren’t afraid of him. it’s a nice change of pace #Batman captures Jack and Maddie and they tell him that they’re shocked that Bruce didn’t get together with Harvey after college #first of all: holy fuck they know his identity #second of all: They’re just talking to him like an old college buddy who they haven’t caught up with in ages

[jarrussyndulla]

#i’m shocked?? #my actual reaction was who the hell is that #like i didn’t fucking know he was coming #not to just blow over thrawn but holy hell #but um he looks really good… #im a little #flustered #ahsoka spoilers #ahsoka #ezra bridger

[arolesbianism]

I recently decided to semi revive some of my crusty dusty splatoon ocs from when I was like 12, so here’s all of the goobers! Meet Cherry (she/her), Slosh (he/they), Egg (they/them), and Blast (she/they)

#keese draws #splatoon #splatoon oc #inkling #inkling oc #octoling #octoling oc #since they were from me being like 12 I. barely remember anything abt them. #I remember the most abt cherry and slosh but that basically amounts to their names and gender #the other two I only rember existing through vibes lol #anyways! I am never drawing splatoon weapons again! holy shit that fucking sucked! #on the bright side I got to mess around a bit with some hair style concepts I’ve been rotating in my head #also I’m still working on giving these guys an updated story but my basic idea is that they’re a professional tower control team that has #been facing some conflicts as of late due to them all getting old enough to start having aspirations outside of their team #cherry is from the domes but her parents left with her when she was around 10 #blast went to the same school as her and the two became pretty close friends as selective mute buddies #then at some point cherry caught wind of this cool new sport called tower control and was like woahhh I wanna do that #so she just went up to the first person near the battle lobby she could find and was like hey how do I join? #and he got super excited since he has a reputation for being incapable of shutting up so someone willing coming up to him came as a shock #they showed her where to get weapons and how to join battles and the two became battle buddies real quick #this lead to blast getting super worried and anxious as she didn’t want to see her only friend get hurt or stolen from her #at which point cherry was like oh I know! why don’t you come battle with us? #and blast was like wait wait wait no what if I die and dont come back and then die again :[ #they managed to come to a compromise for a while tho and eventually blast was able to just barely squish past her fear enough to start #being kind of interested in tower control as she had started watching the other two play #and while she was still anxious abt the idea eventually she sheepishly admitted she wanted to give it a try #and she ended up really liking it! so the three kept playing together #and eventually they started to feel more and more like an actual team and egg noticed #they had been scouting a team to join for a lil while now and after getting to play with the three quite a few times and getting on friendly #terms with them they were like hey what if we became like an actual team who do tournaments and stuff

[tbartss]

Just heard my coworker with her full chest say the n-word eye—

#*​blinks rapidly* ma’am….. what the fuck did you just say ?????? #holy fuck it was like a jump scare. I think I’m in shock #I can never just fucken live in peace now can I #and to think I gave her flowers two days ago because of her sick mom ToT #taro speaks

[distinguishedsnoof]

Got back into my brawlstars phase from 2019 so take this:)

#brawl stars #brawl stars shelly #brawl stars barley #art #digital art #ibispaint my beloved #fanart #made in ibis paint #ibispaintx #yippie!!! #brawl stars looks so different from when I played it back then lol #I was shocked to find no boxes #also I’m so glad they removed chromatics and just moved all the new brawlers to the already existing rarity’s #speaking of #SO many new brawlers #like holy fuck #I can’t keep track

[mielgf]

besties…… i just completely impulse came out to my parents and it actually went very well given how abrupt it was

#my mom is like… a little more taken off guard than my dad but she still took it really well #she cried and i was like… please no but she was just glad that i finally told them #cause i told her i’ve known since i was like 12 that i like girls #wowza what the fuck!! #like okay?? idk how to go about my day now that was insane?? #i was disassociating for half of the conversation but like oh my god wow that happened #my sister also came out cause she was there and my mom asked her directly and she was just like… yeah i like girls too #and my parents were like 👁️👄👁️ TWO gay bitches in this house? that’s crazy #not actually but they were just like… oh okay they didn’t expect both 😭 #that’s what they get for asking directly though i guess #yeah holy shit wow okay in a bit of a state of shock but like… cool?? yay?? now they know?? #my mom asked if i had experimented and i was like lady i’m a virgin i haven’t touched ANYONE 😭 #did not actually say that but in my head it’s what i was thinking ajxisjjx #no mom i only know bc when i was 12 i watched britney spears’ toxic mv and now here i am still liking women #talk time

[mcyt-gender-showdown]

just so that you are aware miss oasis saw these polls ^-^ also fics for them??? insane

https://twitter.com/ItsOasisMC/status/1629336671366926337?t=JOzu1Zo6zBH6EcNDqhiZyQ

WHAT

#WHAT THE FUCK #I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BED YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME #I was not supposed to breach containment what the actual hell oh my god #I’m scared #holy shit #mcyt gender showdown #ask #not a poll #containment breach #tw caps #im too tired for this. what the fuck #I don’t even have twitter. Why am I on twitter. #to be clear I’m not upset by this just overwhelmingly shocked

[adaine-party-wizard]

hi uh my boyfriend got me ERAS TOUR FLOOR TICKETS IM GONNA FUCKING SCREAM HOLY SHIT

#the devil lillith on my shoulder #i fully thought i might tell him i love him which would be the first time but i held back #i’m like in shock i have FLOOR SEATS FOR BLONDIE HERSELF HOLY FUCK

[stormy-skies-falling]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*sighs*… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#tommyinnit #georgenotfound #karl jacobs #quackity #mcyt x reader #mcyt imagine #dsmp imagine #dsmp x reader #hOLY FUCK #I’m not sure why I’m shocked #I knew they were all going to be together at some point

[kissmefriendly]

Oh god oh god so with Koslowski’s phoenix story, the introduction of Patience and Arthur again pressing the point that it may be the last time he’ll ever get to tell this story… Is Arthur gonna choose the same as Martha did and not take any more Patience??

#because if so I’ll be crying for days #yeah the funny fake death podcast is actually about medically assisted death! #at least that’s my reading #getting to choose for yourself how and when you die being the ultimate choice?? something you can control!? #im shocked at how gently this story is being told holy FUCK #I’m sorry I’m so tired #the amelia project #I haven’t stopped thinking about this #hell get to die on HIS terms #is Arthur the phoenixe from the story??? #metatextually I think so yea #FUCK! #im unfortunately experiencing an emotion #medically assisted death is something I’m a) extremely passionate about talking about b) never brought up in fiction?? #and I know that may not be the point AT ALL and I’m projecting my own feelings and experiences like a mf #but please just let this mf weep for a bit #I’m so anxious #tap spoilers #the amelia project spoilers #spoilers

[jooniez]

okay if anyone is looking for a new show to watch I highly highly highly recommend Black Sails it’s so phenomenal in the writing, acting, storytelling, plot lines, everything!! just so insanely good I can’t recommend it enough!!!

#I just finished season 2 and I can say confidently it’s the best television I’ve ever seen like I was in fucking SHOCK during so much of it #like season one was really good but holy shit season two was a RIIIIDE #😩👏 #I’m so fucking excited to watch the last two seasons oh my god …. #also it’s on starz which is one of the cheaper streaming sites!! (or you can 🏴‍��️ it as well of course lol) #but seriously y’all need to watch it ……… #speaking of pirates so many peopl talk about our flag means death being an iconic gay pirate show and I’ll I have to say is .. #Black Sails is right there!!! gay piracy cinematic masterpiece 😩🤍 #mine #this show man ……….. #took over my brain #also side note a few of the ppl who worked on it/acted in it are also a part of the percy jackson show #and I already new percy was going to be amazing but after starting black sails I’m even more ready to have my life altered #by the percy show as well …. 😭😭💙

[nabilfekir]

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE frankly i don’t wanna hear it anymore about psg ruining the transfer market. actually can’t take anyone who says that shit seriously anymore. not while one prem club can run fucking riot spending more than all leagues combined in one fucking winter window never mind nottingham fucking forest buying like 20 players in the summer fuck right off with ur p$g bullkaka and get with the times

#psg #don’t wanna hear about n*ymars rransfer when barca are the ones setting these outrageous release clauses that trap a player #they literally set these release clauses to ridiculous prices so a player has little power to leave except under barca’s terms nd condition #so why act shocked when a player wants to leave and a club wants the player and has to pay the an enormous release clause for it to happen #because barca aren’t gonna let it happen otherwise so then what? he’s locked in their golden prison? it ain’t right #mbappe was rightly priced compared to pogba going for 90m at 23 just before so don’t say we set that precedent #mbappe had a fucking masterclass in the ucl with monaco so i’m not gonna take ‘he was young and unproven to pay that much’ because no! #so i’m not having it anymore #suck yuh muddacunts #we’re part of the problem for sure absolutely but the devil is english and under your nose but you wanna point ur garlic toes at psg #trust me i’m well aware of the damage psg cause but i’m sick of being sick of my club spending buttons and bows #while still remaining the worlds scapegoat…. while the prem goes relatively unscathed as it has for years #anyway rant over we’re probably losing the league but i pray it’s to lens and not fucking m*rseille for all that is holy on this earth #also hashtag NasserOut

[assistantcaptainmitchmarner]

well uh little life update i guess, nothing’s set in stone but i’m pretty sure i’m going to do a phd

#as a person who’s been screaming ‘let me out of here’ since second yr undergrad i sure am getting a lot of degrees #turns out academia isn’t that bad and the jobs i want basically require phds #i always thought i’d be pricing myself out #it also kinda helps that people assume i’m a few years into my phd and are shocked when i say masters #like a little stab wound to my imposter syndrome #anyway #i still need to look into the ‘impact on my life’/financial stuff but as long as i can swing that i’m probably doing this #holy fuck #not hockey

[hanniesunshine]

Holy SHIT I just got a fucking massive raise

#alex.txt #I’m in shock #I was expecting like 50 cents or MAYBE a dollar at the very most #holy fucking hell