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mcytblrconfessions · 10 hours

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me discovering yahiamice via sdmp and immediately becoming an apologist has really strong “ive only had arlo for a day and a half but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself” energy

#confession #cc: yahiamice #smp: sdmp #mod response

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muzzable · 2 years

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#mlb spoilers #miraculous ladybug spoilers #miraculous season 5 spoilers #mlb season 5 spoilers #ml spoilers #ml season 5 spoilers #miraculous ladybug season 5 spoilers #jubilation spoilers #ml jubilation spoilers #mlb jubilation spoilers #miraculous jubilation spoilers #miraculous meme #chat noir #cat noir #demon baby #i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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phantom-z0ne · 3 months

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Serendipity

"Billy wasn't sure what the creature ransacking his train car was.” Alternatively, Billy feeds a stray and ends up with a roommate.

WC: 1215

Serendipity (n): the occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way.

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Billy wasn't sure what the creature ransacking his train car was. Granted, the train car wasn't in the most hidden place ever, but he had made sure to ward it against most creatures. The ward would have made one unable to see the train, and if they somehow saw it anyways, they would have been turned around. He usually was pinged if anything passed his wards, which was why he was so blindsided to see something moving around in his train car. It seemed that this one had slipped through his protections.

The creature was strange and almost hard to look at directly. Its blinding white hair moved independent from the wind and twined around its long, pointed, mint colored ears. It was also small, small enough that Billy thought it could comfortably fit into his cupped hands, and wearing some sort of skin tight suit, black with a stripe of silver along its torso. Or what appeared to be its torso, Billy couldn't really tell when its lower body faded into a long tail.

From his perspective, it seemed to be rummaging through where he usually hides his food, showing slivers of its white paws. Did it pass through the barriers he set because it was hungry?

Billy approached the creature quietly, making sure not to get too close, he wouldn't want to startle it. His efforts were in vain though as the creature snapped its head towards him. It's glowing eyes like headlights, as if staring into Billy’s soul. The green in its eyes swirling hypnotically as the creature bristled at his presence.

Billy watched, amused but vigilant, as the creature puffed up like a cat. Even going so far as to swat a couple times in his direction. So far, it was quite harmless, but the buzzing in the back of his head that he usually equated to Solomon told him to be careful.

Billy slowly dropped to his knees, mindful of the creature's reaction, and shifted his bag to his front. He shuffled through his bag and brought out the small piece of jerky he was saving for later, sliding it slowly towards the creature.

The creature tilted its head, staring at the jerky suspiciously before taking a few steps to paw at it. It apparently passed its test as it devoured the jerky surprisingly fast for its small size. While it seemed to be starving, thankfully it didn't reflect onto its body. It wasn't gaunt or thin, but actually quite plump. Perhaps it just didn't eat for a day or two?

Billy took a small step forward, then a few more when he realized the creature was focused on eating. “So,” He began softly, the creature startling as if it was just realizing he was so close. “What are you doing here, little guy?”

It stared at him silently before once again tilting its head. It was cute, Billy realized. The chubby cheeks and button nose paired with big, shiny eyes made it endearing to look at. His expression melted slightly as he took a closer look at the creature.

The creature's ear flicked as it padded up to him, paws on Billy’s knees. It let out an unintelligible sound, layered and harsh to Billy's ear, yet somehow melodious. Billy blinked, not expecting that noise. The creature looked at him almost expectantly, eyes shining brightly.

Billy hesitantly brought his knuckles closer to the creature, feeling its cold nose as it sniffed him. It was clearly unimpressed and trilled for more food. Billy chuckled under his breath as he brought another piece of jerky to the needy creature. It gobbled it up swiftly, looking up at him and once again begging for more, its eyes almost sparkling.

Billy folded under the cuteness overload and retrieved a sandwich from his bag, splitting it in half. He was worried that it would eat more than it could handle if he kept feeding it. He knew very well what that felt like.

The creature blinked at him, once, twice, before giving him a small, pleasant trill and headbutted his fingers. Billy cautiously set his hand over its silky hair? Fur? All he knew was that it felt divine, though not in the godly way.

“What are you?” Billy asked as he wove his fingers through its hair, genuinely curious on what species the creature was. He had inputted a lot of creatures in his ward but he had no clue what this one was. The tingling at the back of his head spoke otherwise, Solomon knowing very well what it was. He could transform and ask Solomon, since he couldn't really speak to him unless he was Captain Marvel, but that would just scare the creature.

It gave him a look before resuming its lunch, finishing it in record time. Apparently, it deigned him worthy of its presence on his lap as it kneaded his legs then curled up onto them. The purring surprised him, pausing when the creature gave him an impatient look when he halted his ministrations on its hair.

He resumed, of course. Why wouldn't he? It was a nice reprieve from fighting villains as Captain Marvel and watching out for himself when he was on the streets. It was just a quiet moment between him and the strange creature that broke into his home.

…He hadn't realized how lonely he was before this.

He had friends, of course. Freddy, Tawky Tawny, and the Justice League. But… this just wasn't the same. As good as a friend Freddy was, he doubted that he would be willing to just sit and enjoy each other's company silently. Freddy was a huge superhero fan and couldn't help but talk about them in excitement. Not to mention his analyses on Billy’s techniques as Captain Marvel.

The Justice League wasn't any better. They had a professional relationship, thinking of him more as a coworker than a friend. The times he tried to deepen their friendship by inviting them out, he was unfortunately turned down. It seemed that they got along better when they were in battle than not.

Billy usually went to Tawky Tawny for advice, but Tawky Tawny never turned down the opportunity to just spend time in the other’s company. Unfortunately, those times were far and few between, usually because Tawky Tawny was traveling or busy with something else.

With this creature— he’d have to name it eventually, Billy thought absently—all that was expected of him was companionship, nothing more.

Billy felt a cool paw pat his face, the creature looking up at him concerned. His eyes widened before he let out a huff, ruffling its hair. The creature let out a disgruntled chuff and phased through his hands then batted at them, settling down once more on his lap once it was done.

It hadn't been with him long, all he had done was give it some food, and it was already trying to comfort him. Admittedly, it wasn't the best comfort, it stopped once he focused on it, but it wasn't something he expected from a creature he met not an hour ago.

Billy smiled, eyes soft. Perhaps it could stay, if only for a while.

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Whipped this up in a couple hours while trying to get out of my funk

Thanks for reading!!

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Ao3

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ryanbergaras · 2 years

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ghost files premiering today reminds me of when I first got into bfu back in 2016,,, now they have their own network and their own show, yall mind if I cry 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#ryan bergara #shane madej #ghost files #buzzfeed unsolved #watcher entertainment #i would die for them #i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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swiftsalad · 1 year

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*purring* mrow mrow

#leon kennedy #leon kennedy re4 remake #leon s kennedy #resident evil #leon kennedy re4 #re4 remake #resident evil 4 #re4 #leon s kennedy re4 #leon s kennedy re4 remake #resident evil 4 remake #leon remake #im crazy #literally insane #i have 99 mental illnesses #i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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nid-pysgodyn · 5 months

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Ik q!Tubbo keeps saying he doesn't know what he's doing but the first thing he did upon meeting Sunny was check if they had armour, and then give her all the armour off his back and a sword. I think he's gonna be a good dad.

#qsmp #qsmp tubbo #qsmp sunny #qsmp sunnysideup #tubbo #I love them #if anything happens to this egg #I would kill everyone in this room and then myself #i love them so much

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arseniy-arsenicum33 · 3 months

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Say hi to the new Hermits!

I am so happy for both of them! Can't wait to watch their shenanigans!

Also, there is this small creator, AdieCraft, whose inclusion was speculated upon in some circles... It peaked my interest, I've watched a couple of his videos, and he is Great! Maybe not in this season, but one day he can become a part of hermitcraft, that would be pretty neat! Check him out!

#skizzleman #smallishbeans #adiecraft #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft s10 #hero forge #I am a sucker for an underdog story #this guy has my full endorsement #I've only known him for a day and a half #but if anything happened to him #I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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captainkirkk · 9 months

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Dokja: "I'm not a God or a protagonist. In fact, I've always been envious of protagonists."

Dokja honey I don't know how to tell you this....

#also i've only had gilyeong for less than 20 chapters but if anything happened to him #i would kill everyone in this room and then myself #my posts #orv liveblogging

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kkisadorabubble · 6 months

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Cranking out some more brain rot

Can’t say no to someone so friend shaped

#self insert #sun fnaf #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #sundrop #so damn friend shaped #i would kill everyone in this room and then myself #kk rambles about junk #kks art 2023 #human!sun

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616skydalorian · 2 years

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I JUST STARTED DOCTOR WHO (modern version) and OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE NINE AND ROSE SO MUCH I WOULD LEGIT DIE FOR THEM?

i never thought i would swoon over a straight couple this way? like, I know is not going to end up well for them but

DO THEY REALLY HAVE TO GO EVERYWHERE HOLDING HANDS? DOES THE DOCTOR HAVE TO PUT HIS PINNING FACE EVERUTHIME HE REALISES HE'S NOT ALONE ANYMORE AND THAY ROSE IS LITERALLY GOING TO STAY?

the do really be so small I wanna out them in my pocket

#doctor who #ninth doctor #billie piper #rose tyler #ninerose #tenrose #i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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lunesirenes · 10 months

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wwdits spoiler without context

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modistress · 2 years

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Everyday I wake up and yearn for a TAZ amnesty graphic novel

#it is my greatest plight #i yearn for it #when they finish balance…#i would kill everyone in this room and then myself #taz amnesty #the adventure zone amnesty #the adventure zone graphic novel #IT WOULD BE SO COOL

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anniesocsandgeneralstore · 1 year

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Headshot & Sunshine

aka....uh what if Jake Seresin had his original callsign Headshot?

He was an all-black-wearing grump who didn't say much - Navy pilot with the only confirmed kill this century, right through the other pilot's canopy and into their skull.

She was a 70s flower child who radiated joy - a baker with a large following on social media and a 100-kilowatt smile.

Could it be any more obvious?

#listen idk what this is either #but i saw the post about what his callsign originally was #and then i got talking with kee #and suddenly this was here #i've only had headshot and sunshine for 48 hours but if anything happened to them #i would kill everyone in this room and then myself #oc: sunshine miller #fic: headshot and sunshine #fd: top gun #jake seresin #jake seresin imagine #jake seresin au #jake seresin x oc #ya know i should learn to space shit out #but also i am filled to the brim with ideas and shant be stopped

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aliceshionotaku · 1 year

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Yes