#I would commit crimes for this man

[couchpotatowithartistictalent]

Random pictures of.. ✨HIM✨

I believe in Adrian Clairmont supremacy🛐🛐

He is just so… Oh my God..

#Why is he so hot?? #HELP??? #This man is specifically designed to make me simp for him #Well first of all. I am a villain apologist and this man.. HE IS SO NOT MORALLY CORRECT I LOVE IT?? #And second. He’s literally just so so damn hot #I would commit crimes for this man #I would literally murder a guy for Adrian #|| #adrian clairmont #brennan lee mulligan #la by night #potato randomly talks #i am a simp

[frnkiebby]

he’s such a cutie pie~🎃

#ilhsm #he’s honestly the cutest #and i’m going to cry #like #c’mon now #how can anyone say he’s not fucking PRETTY #i would commit crimes for this man #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #frnkie #mcrmy #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem

[virfujiwara]

Staring at his freckles like I'm Castiel and he's Dean Winchester

#I would commit crimes for this man #thankfully he's not real

[eyesupchilsy]

Jackson Irvine you have my bloody heart

#jackson irvine #aussie #socceroos #st pauli #football #soccer #world cup #i would commit crimes for this man #im so weak

[strawlessandbraless]

Dean just delivered his ‘this is our last night on earth’ line

#it’s him #castiel #reblog if you agree #I will always defend Dean Winchester because I too would commit war crimes for this man #spn #dean winchester #destiel #deancas #supernatural #misha collins #spn crack

[willowbyte]

feeling sad about springbonnie

#willow's art station #fnaf #spring bonnie #five nights at freddy's #do you think they were repulsed by william's actions? #how do you think they would have felt after william used their skin as a tool for hiding and committing his crimes? #a character once meant to bring joy to children now forever tied to a cold blooded murderer. their very own creator #blood dripping from hands that are not yours. you did not do this. you did not want this to happen #but the stained golden faux fur says otherwise #and the vessel. cold and unmoving as always. begins to wonder #where does the man end? and where does the rabbit begin? #was there ever a distinction to begin with? #... #god i Need to be sedated immediatel

[zeb-z]

on a less serious side, bad and foolish having witnesses who are somewhat normal and regular to their usual strange and deranged antics is so hysterical. bad playing the role of kidnapped and felon this time around, letting himself get captured, pretending to be soooo guilty and talking like he’s actually gonna snitch. foolish doing it half for fun, half for show, because he knows cellbit is the killer already - he just needs nails for bad’s coffin because he’s gonna be the scapegoat, and he’s bored. if they were alone maybe they’d trade more intel - they’re on the same page but can’t exactly confirm nor allude to that with an audience, so it just devolves into their usual antics. meanwhile bagi is sweating and convinced bad is definitely about to spill everything she’s told him, falling for bad’s little ‘oh I’m so easily caught and convinced’ act harder than anyone else, trying to avoid bad’s arrest or worse, cellbit’s - while really what’s going on is bad and foolish’s homoerotic batshit insane cop and robber routine, where you’re not sure if someone’s getting arrested or if they’re about to make out. and aypierre is just there

#like foolish and bad are engaging in the wildest ‘yes and…’ per usual but bagi is normal and genuinely concerned for bad jfjskgkdkej #I love bagi man whenever bad does his usual bit (lying for fun) (pushing buttons) she takes it so seriously like you’ll get used to it soon #and like yeah he did really want some info out of bad their bullshit usually ends in informational exchanges one way or another but like #idk it really is ‘they know eachother better than anyone else’ in the most batshit way possible. immortal nonsense I suppose #bad and foolish who would commit war crimes against one another to the horror of everyone else but that’s just like fun bonding for them #why are they landduo when they should really be batshit fucking insane duo 🤨 #mcyt #qsmp #q!bbh #q!foolish #q!bagi #bbh #foolish gamers #oibagi #z speaks

[lesbianshepard]

tumblr is the best social media platform regarding classics because if you see someone on other sites post about ancient roman stuff you gotta do some digging to see if they're a white supremacist.

but on tumblr if you click the blog and the first post is a painting/sculpture/etc of two roman guys and the comment is like "prev tags: #they should have fucked nasty and avoided the whole war thing bestie the sex being bad is why they started a civil war"

#m #also the difference between the twitter/reddit 'this man is the best person to ever live. we should all aspire to be so great' #and the tumblr 'my poor little meow meow who did admittedly commit what would today be considered war crimes' #'if we had a time machine today i would kiss him on the lips and hang him in the hague'

[russquez]

ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ 31ST ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ᴍᴀʀᴄ ♡

“look at where you are, look at where you started„

#marc marquez #motogp #couldn't decide if i wanted to make a silly edit or a cunty one so i ended up settling for whatever this is #ily tiny man you've been my only personality trait for the past 12 years i don't know what i would do without you #i'm so proud of how far you've come and the person you grew up to be #can't wait for whatever crimes you will commit this year <3 #edit

[nonranghaes]

"kim mingyu, i will kick you out of this bed if you don't stop."

mingyu lets out a giggle as he only slides closer to you, apparently deciding that he's part koala now since he won't stop trying to cuddle. normally, you love cuddling with him, but his feet are freezing tonight and every single time you feel the cold skin brush against you, you jolt. he watches you jerk as he tries to cuddle in again, he giggles, and you debate replacing him with a big plush toy of a puppy.

"if you stop pushing me away, i'll warm up--"

"go put on socks or something!" you whine, "then we can cuddle."

he pouts at you, "i don't want to... i wanna cuddle with you to get warm."

"then stop putting your cold feet on me!" it earns a laugh from him, and you move in closer to cuddle into his chest, trying to find the most comfortable way to cuddle with him. "i'm telling seungkwan. he'll never let you hear the end of it."

a fate worse than death, perhaps. but mingyu doesn't seem to care as he giggles again, leaning into pepper kisses on your face. "but you still loooove me."

you intertwine your legs with his, bracing yourself for the feeling of his cold skin against yours, and settle in. yeah... you do loooove him. "you looooooved me first, dork."

he smiles as he plants another kiss against your skin. "yeah," he murmurs against it. "i did."

and you better love me last, too, you want to say: be my final love in life. and when he cuddles in closer, eyes falling shut as he lets out a blissful sigh... you think he will be.

#nonranghaes.thoughts #seventeen x reader #nonranghaes.svt #svt x reader #seventeen imagine #seventeen x you #svt imagine #svt x you #kim mingyu fluff #kim mingyu x you #kim mingyu x reader #mingyu x you #mingyu x reader #this is short n sappy n silly but i wanted to write Something lighthearted #this man would commit so many crimes (putting cold hands on u) (putting wet hands on u) (putting his cold feet on u) #and then he'd just giggle like he didnt do anything :)

[clownsuu]

Man I wonder how Octavio felt when he saw that Cuttlefish is now a living strip of squid jerky

Ain’t gunna stop him from bein pissed smhhhhhh

#Would probably say same thing Craig said to him when he would be in the ol fuckin snow globe hdhdHHDGDGC #Aka “isn’t he cute” in the most condescending way possible dhudHHDGD #Splatoon #dj octavio #captain cuttlefish #splatoon spoilers #Also I love there is a bunch of people who sees Octavio as just a gay mans #Absolute legend he looks intimidating and spooky and has even committed some crimes #But it was all for the sake of his people smhhh #He even knows that he’s selfish in a way for that #Also m a n I do n o t remember Craig being such a shit head to octarians #Like he should know better tf they used to be allies 🧍‍♂️ #That’s the English version anyway idk about the direct dialog he has from japanese #smhhhhhhhhh

[softlyvoiced2]

an old scribble of my favourite ancient

#softlyart #art #ffxiv #hythlodaeus #final fantasy xiv #i would commit war crimes for this man #endwalker #endwalker spoilers

[aldoesthings]

i’ve been rewatching hannibal lately and i’m genuinely fucking befuddled these two are the way they are. like this extremely fragile goddamn FBI profiler suddenly darkens your doorstep and you, a cannibal serial killer, take one look at him and are immediately like “i will make you mine if it is the last damned thing i do” and then you both embark in a weird dark psycho-sexual relationship and literally no one around you has any idea what’s going on between you two for the longest time

#it is a comedy. hannibal is a comedy #any time i imagine the story from the perspective of other characters its just #so hilarious #like. you have committed crimes they would give you the death penalty for #and the FBI PROFILER is the one you fall for???? man. #hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #1k

[maxsix]

#adorable tiny legend #kang taehyun #taehyun #txt #tomorrow x together #last gif tho #i would *** for him #well okay maybe not that permanent #bc i would never do that for a MAN #but i would commit some low level crimes for him for sure

[princelancey]

When I say I'm kicking my feet and twirling my hair, I mean it

#lance stroll #The crimes I would commit for this man #Violently sobbing at how cute he is

[lovesickeros]

in the meantime come to horrifying realization there's like zero yan clorinde content so everyone sit down and listen to my ted talk (this is a requirement I have locked the doors and blocked the fire exits)

personally don't think Clorinde leans towards threats to be honest. she'd feel horrible and guilty if she did and I don't think she could handle you hating her or being afraid of her (maybe if you pushed her far enough then maybe she could justify it because she's trying to protect you but you'd really have to push it).

imo? leans more towards following you around with a hint of subtle manipulation behinf the scenes0. even if it's within the confines of the Court of Fontaine and the place is swarming with Gardemeks you can never be too sure. absolutely fumbles the excuse if you catch her though (if)

the epitome of gentleman, too. she "bumps" into you a lot and always offers to help– even if it's just a few small bags she takes them from you to help ease your burden, basically following you around like a lost puppy. it's a lot easier to trust the nice, polite woman who helped you then the stilted, awkward woman desperate for your attention.

her reluctance to threaten you or force you to do anything doesn't extend to people you know, though. she can cook up any manner of crime that'd get them stuck fighting a duel with her or dealing with a trial that'd get them sent straight to the fortress.

of course, the first thing she'd do is make sure you're okay. she still cares about you (and she really doesn't mean to manipulate you, but really, don't you find it odd that everyone around you is so sketchy? you should be more careful about who you trust. you trust her though, dont you?).

clorinde is very much in for the long game, in the end. she'd only kidnap you as a last resort. she'd much prefer slowly getting closer to you and having you come with her of your own free will (even if it's because she's been planting ideas in your head that you really aren't safe all alone like this. all your friends turned out to be criminals, after all, and what if they start to blame you and try to hurt you? it's best that you stay with her for a while)

if you had a lover, though? oh, she's livid. she makes sure to pin an absolutely heinous crime on them– one that would involve you. after all, she could swoop in and play savior after killing that wretched pest. she did save you from their alleged plan, after all.

a bit awkward with physical affection to be honest, but she tries in her own way. she does what she can to make your life easier– protects you, makes sure you have a roof over your head and nice clothes, a bed and warm baths, expensive foods..anything you want, she would get you without even asking.

why would you ever want to leave? don't you know how dangerous it is outside? who would take care of you if not her? she provides you with all you need, and with only the best (please don't leave)

basically your personal guard dog. she won't bite if you just listen to her and stay put.

and she's just absolutely smitten. careful if you actually use her gifts, because she'll think you're reciprocating her affection whether you are or not. you'll be drowning in new clothes, always trying need food..and she'll always be hovering over your shoulder, watching.

#genshin yandere #genshin impact yandere #yandere clorinde #clorinde x reader #clorinde is so german shepard coded yknow.. #she doesnt want to hurt you but she will restrain you if she has to. and its something she is very good at #clorinde is a bit of a sweetheart. a gentleman. but shes also horribly manipulative even if she doesnt mean to be #she just cant handle seeing other people so casually interacting with you #they would probably commit a crime in the future anyway #so its fine if she frames them for something #and she just wants to comfort you after finding out your supposed friend is a horrible person.. #its not her fault you start to rely on her because everyone else betrays your trust #shes just trying to comfort you #i mean shes very self aware that shes a bad person for doing it and she knows shes doing it #shakes her around like a can of soda. fucked up yans who sre conflicted over their actions #but do it anyway because their rationalize it so much that they think their doing you a service by keeping you safe #this is all gonna be horribly ooc when we find out more abt clorinde isnt it. anyway #clorinde and the hunting metaphor they used in 4.2 w reader is so tasty though #mm thsts good food #where r my fellow clorinde enjoyers man #ughhhh its way past my bedtime does this make sense........idk im gojng 2 bed or snth