#I love it when he’s cunty

[hotmessmaxpress]

HAHAHAHA “can you bring it back”

“No I hit the fucking wall”

#poor Lance #I love it when he’s cunty #ls18

[lucyshypemaster]

keefe was actually insane for this

#I've been slandering keefe a lot lately so.... here's some keefe appreciation! #ok but srsly #other than sophie obviously being the main unfortunate victim #keefe is also a victim with the way the fandom barely pays any attention to his character and only focuses on his good looks and sokeefe #like yes he is loved but do y'all ever see people actually CARING about his character?? other than yk...sokeefe #don't come at me for this one i know shannon has been focusing the last few books on him #but im deadass serious when i say that barely anyone talks about his character as a whole #keefe is genuinely an incredibly cool character #and i legit screamed when i read this part #“I could keep it with the jewel I sliced out of Dimitar’s ear when I beat him at sparring.“ is SO CUNTY LIKE #the girls who get it get it #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #keefe sencen #kotlc flashback

[homicidalbrunette]

Hey here's three minutes of Plane Jane and Katya vibing/flirting you're welcome

#dont worry I'm still team trixie #but i'm so here for Katya having a young hot cunty bf who is into all the shit he is into #plane jane #katya #katya zamolodchikova #katya zamo #the bald and the beautiful #tbatb #the brians #CJ post #drag race #rupaul's drag race #also jane is my GIRL #out here making drag race for the gays again #we love a mean gay #it was so great to watch someone get excited over Katya's special interests #it was also so cute to watch jane get giggly as the episode went on too #these two speaking russian and katya instinctively grabbing at him and jane knowing all this stuff about him #because is he a katya fan #yes yes he is #you know they fucked after this #or have since then #because mama jane was throwing out some power bottom vibes at him and god almighty them fucking would be so hot #but also Jane's face lighting up when katya asks him to go see loboda with him #and maybe this all made miss trix alil jelly #good incentive if it did #flirting via reading #we love to see it #the flirty little “well now I like you” at the end 🥵

[tennessoui]

band au anakin's fans being really defensive about him and protective over him which is sort of funny but they also really don't like how obi-wan treats anakin (he's too mean too cutting too much of an absolute bitch in public) and they're always tweeting sort of mean things and finally anakin gets asked about his relationship in an interview (primarily, is obi-wan actually supportive or does he actually really hate him/how unhealthy is this relationship)

and anakin laughs himself silly because that's just how obi-wan shows his affection. anakin willingly married the offspring of like. a cactus and a porcupine. he knows what he did and he meant to do it. if anyone really wants to see obi-wan being an actual cunt they should watch medical dramas with him. he's practically blowing anakin kisses in comparison to what he's like after one episode of grey's anatomy.

#the band au #obikin #i love my hate love relationships #especially when they just remain cunty to each other even after getting together #thats just how they relate #but i was thinking about this in relation to the band au #where anakin would absolutely have rabid stans #and decided he would have to address how much of a bitch obi-wan is to him in public #mostly by basically saying 'yeah i guess im a bit of a masochist which is really convenient because my husband is defo a sadist'

[king-krisu]

Jere was so cunty with fucking "tosi äijät ei tanssi ne boogaa" Elastinen can you IMAGINE what we'll see with fucking ERIKA VIKMAN??? He knows exactly how queer his main audience is and I wanna kiss him on his lil forehead for that!!!! I love him so much thank you Jere for not dismissing female/queer fans but instead embracing the alternative style I owe you my life

#käärijä #jere pöyhönen #i love ONE cunty rapper TONIGHT!!!! #btw this is NOT a diss on elastinen i know that song is old and hes just a funky lil perheenisä nowadays #but hes not the first guy i think of when i think Cunty lmao

[gatorgrumbles]

My boyfriends latest request "Cell with choccy milk" enjoy

#I love when he asks me to draw unhinged shit #cell is so cunty so I had to put his choccy milk in a wine glass #like he totally would #anyway I spent way too long on this #cell dbz #dbz #dragon ball z #dragon ball fanart #dragon ball #my art #drawing #art #digital art #cursed

[bisociallyawkwardandchad]

sanji doodles bc i want to put him in a blender

#and slight zosan bc im sick in the head like that 😋 #i cant stop drawing him #😞😞😞😞 #HES JUST SO EASY TO DRAW WHEN IM BORED #one piece #blackleg sanji #roronoa zoro #i mean.... fem zoro is there i guess 🙄 #FEM SANJI #I LOVE HER SHES A WER RAT OF A WOMAN #also old sanji is also there #JUST LOTS IF SANJI #oh also that one super cunty one yeah #yeah anyways #one piece fanart #i will never reach the consistent art style arc

[forestmossling]

somebody: who’s your favorite hannibal character?

me: it’s will graham

somebody: that’s such a basic fucking bitch answer

me: alright, you want a real answer? will graham’s unnamed defense attorney from season 2. look it up. that’s my favorite hannibal character.

#no but for real he was so cunty i love him #like when somebody sent an ear to will and he opened the envelope and went #yep that’s for you buddy #with the straightest bitch ass face in the world #or #when they called freddie to the witness stand and he said #miss lounds #could you please *cough* remind me how many times you’ve been sued for libel? #six #sorry?😊 #…six #six😊 and how many times did you settle? #……….six #six😊 *meaningful pause* thank you nothing further #like that scene is legitimately one of my favorites #hannibal #hannibal season 2 #will graham #will graham’s incredibly slay defense attorney

[sapphistvampyr]

No character more haunted by the narrative than Louis de Pointe du Lac

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #free this man from that which haunts the narrative #reading the books Lestat very much has main character syndrome and he seems to be the main character in everyone else’s stories too #even when he’s not there the subcontext is about him #I love that about Vampire Chronicles this cunty self-centred bratty vampire has gone and messed things up so spectacularly that #every character has Lestat trauma #or that’s just my interpretation

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

fulfilling his purpose

#when he helps around the house <3333 #im obsessed w this figure he’s so cunty i love him :((( #sadly there are bills to pay and since he earns no income i have no choice but to put him through intense labour #ari noises ✩

[cold-neon-ocean]

Posting this by itself because :) I just feel like he should have gotten to wear the mech pilot suit at least once..

(my AU black version and the og green)

#Legend of Korra #Baatar Jr. #LoK #WIP #[ since this is from something silly I wanted to post this bit because he is serving very cunty #even if you know he's talking about accidentally ingesting caustic chemicals lol #this was def self indulgent but also why couldn't he have worn the suit at least once sobs #we had one chance #I don't actually think he uses the mech suit hardly ever even though he has his own personal one #but on rare occasions he does and gets in this outfit and Kuvira are you okay? Are you good? Has anyone checked on her? #I feel like this outfit is what causes her to take a serious sanity hit LOL #she just drags him away by the hood and no one sees them again for like 4 hours #or she's just like “You know what I think he could use my help :)” and proceeds to be everything but helpful #idk how anything in this regime gets done I swear #the most Baatar ever used the mech suits was when they were first being built #idk dude I love a man in a working uniform sobs #I knew someone would recognize the mech pilot suit hehe that made me smile because yeah :))) #it felt good to draw Baatar again sobs I love him so much I've missed him #I do kinda wish this sketch was cleaner but I wanted to at least post it now in case I never did lol #I should to a proper illust of him in the pilot suit one day just for the pure self indulgence of it all #give myself a lill treat you know? ] #Neon Ocean Art

[annihilatius]

Reed Wahl they could never make me hate u (even though I wish you were better) 💔💔💔

#v.jpg #Bioshock #Reed Wahl #Sorrrrryyyyyyy this kinda took a while to get out ERM! #I kept procrastinating and when I actually was working on it I just kept nitpicking the tiniest of things #I know I say that every time I post art here but I still haven't learnt my lesson that no one cares abt this shit except me #And also I realized that life is meaningless and nothing matters so I might as well post my cunty Reed Wahl fanart fucking why not right #I know he looks a bit different from how he does canonically but it's just the glasses he looks more accurate when you take them off #But he WOULD wear glasses so that's why he has them....... Pry them from my cold dead hands....... #It's both my headcanons for him that match canon and my redesign for him in my rewrite #I'm more in love with the version of him I made up in my head tbh but can you blame me #What is Wrong with him... 💞 (Sighs dreamily while looking out the window)

[tabooi]

Jonny Fines as The Scarecrow in Leicester Curve Theatre's production of The Wizard of Oz

#my gifs #woz #the wizard of oz #wizard of oz #alw the wizard of oz #the wizard of oz uk revival #the scarecrow #scarecrow of oz #jonny fines #i could not find the masters policy on gifmaking #the master being hitmewithyourbethshot #so if anyone tells me they dont like gifs i will take this down :3 #anyways. #oughhh The Character The Character im gnawing my own leg off #featuring our besties: cunty tin man and bestie dorothy!!! #and lion hes there too #sorry i love him but his costume at this specific point in time was super ugly im so glad they fixed it later <3 #you better not be cunty tin man when i get there #SORRY

[m1ckeyb3rry]

GUESS WHO FINALLY CAUGHT UP W THE BLLK MANGA 🤩

#thoughts atm…kurona is so cute idek where he came from but he’s literally adorable #i NEED karasu omg he’s so fine i want to [redacted] [redacted] until we [redacted] #jkjk ofc #also i still love nagi he is my beautiful special princess #i rlly like reo a lot too!! but i don’t really like nagi and reo together. #they as a duo are just kinda boring to me which ik is an unpopular opinion but i must live my truth #and my truth is that they are more compelling interacting w other characters than w each other #wait also when isagi pulled up w the guns i lowkey lost it LMAOAO what even was that #barou continues to be cunty 🤩 i do feel like he looks better as the manga goes on though fs #i wish anri didn’t have so many fan service scenes 😢 but what can you do ig #me and sae are enemies because he has a dumbass haircut but i also can’t stop watching edits of him so like #mayhaps an enemies to lovers arc is incoming idk #rin needs therapy DESPERATELY somebody stop that boy from touching a soccer ball until he’s had at least 8 sessions #because the way that whole mental breakdown in the u20 arc was just not addressed is insane #and kaiser needs to use his million dollar salary to go to a hairstylist instead of letting ness do it #because whatever tf he has going on is certainly…a choice… #okay i think that’s all!! for now at least #m’s thoughts

[skrunksthatwunk]

kiryu you were not about to write that on your bucket list you lying faker you gay ass homosexual man

#infinite wealth spoilers #look personally i do think he likes cabaret clubs #but like. to make friends. and to talk to people in a somewhat formulaic setting #and i figure he's been to so many that it's not high on his end-of-life priority list to like. do that more #he wouldn't be seeking his last nut he'd be going to the human equivalent of a cat cafe #kiryu when he fucking lies.png #he's probably joking here but along with the 'yeah of course i've proposed before' thing i think he's just. really trying to fit in #which is so sad. girl you're dying let yourself be gay #if you look at it that way the loss of the dress up abilities he got in gaiden is actually kinda heartbreaking like. peepaw can't be #anonymously cunty anymore. he's gone back to being kiryu. to being the dragon of dojima. and as much pain as that title has caused him #he's still worried about looking cool. earlier in this scene he's talking about letting that go and eating eggs n shit but like #it doesn't go away completely and i don't think it will. obviously i don't think the re-closeting thing is particularly intended #tis a niche reading but it's one that makes me very very emo. kiryuuuuuu i love youuuuuu what the fuckkk AUGHHHRH #ehatever anyway #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #nyarla dni

[distraughtlesbian]

i (DESERVEDLY‼️) heckle pb for a lot of their narrative choices but even all these years later this plot twist………masters in cuntology double major in slaysian studies and slutistical analysis minor in motherlogical studies graduated with honours from the university of servington. sorry. they chewed. i love the way it feels to be a hater but they can have their flowers just this 1 time

#THIS WAS SOOOOO GOOD. NO ONE WILL EVER CLEAR JEFF DUFFY’S VILLAIN REVEAL BAR #they gagged me. i can admit it. credit where its due. a win is a win. broken clock twice a day etc. #and the difference between all of pb’s other twist villains (cringe) and duffy veilofsecrets (goated) #is that if you LOOKED if you SAW if you had SIGHT you could tell!!! you could always tell!!! he was always there!!!!! #we knew from like chapter 3 on that pierce had a secretary who died mysteriously #and we knew from the fucking jump that margaret and pierce didn’t love each other #and the reveal that whats her nuts acosta (pierce’s affair partner i forgor skull emoji her first name) was pregnant when she died #also came fairly early on. we just thought the baby was a girl who died with her mother which is like. first rule of murder mysteries. #IF YOU DIDN’T SEE THE BODY W YOUR OWN TWO GOD GIVEN EYES ASSUME THEY ARE NOT DEAD. #GOD. it was so fucking cunty. it was so goddamn good. they peaked here. crimes of passion is good for other reasons #but you’ll never be her (duffy veilofsecrets reveal). give up you’ll never be her #maeve speaks #playchoices #choices #pixelberry #veil of secrets #choices veil of secrets #choices vos #kate o’malley #flynn o'malley #grant emerson #naomi silverhawk #jeff duffy #choices vos spoilers #vos spoilers #veil of secrets spoilers