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“i guess i can’t gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss my way out of this one. time to manipulate, mansplain and manslaughter then”

#hannibal #hannibal season two #will graham

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hannibal: *gaslights and manipulates will, convinces him he killed a person who he thought of as a daughter, withholds information about a desease will’s suffering from, plants evidence in his house for months to convict him for multiple murders hannibal himself has committed*

hannibal: i was just trying to make a friend 🥺👉👈

#hannibal #hannibal season one #hannibal lecter #will graham #that’s not how you make friends buddy

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guys, you don’t understand, he’s just an ✨empath✨

#literally #hannibal #will graham

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you don’t understand, an opera is playing at the end of season 1 because for hannibal opera is the ultimate peak of art, a perfect piece. and will has become his perfect piece - hannibal controlled every part of his life with surgical precision to get will into the exact place and exact circumstances he has planned for will from the very beginning. hannibal feels true satisfaction for the first time in the whole season because he has put will onto the path to the point of madness at which hannibal himself is and he, slowly but surely, leads him there, blindfolded- what are you doing? is this a straightjacket?? where are you taking me, let me go!!-

#hannibal #hannibal season 1 #hannibal lecter #will graham #my relationship with the hannibal series is consensual but not safa or sane

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*classical music starts playing*

me: well, someone’s about to get fucking murdered

#yes i finally started watching hannibal #hannibal #hannibal lecter

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#lol haha indeed

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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so, uhm, yeah. well. i mean- uh. so, anyway-

this is sooooo amazing and cool and stunning and wonderful. the characterization, the narrative, the plot line, the relationships, the spirit, the EVERYTHING. i just love this a lot.

i was initially kinda bummed about eddie not being an actual seer or whatever, because i get all hot and bothered over supernatural aus like a freak, but then i read the author’s note which basically says that eddie may or may not be an actual seer, so i thought okay, if eddie was an actual seer he would’ve probably started suspecting that in any way or there would be at least some kind of intention behind his prophecies and his gift would have occurred later on in other situations. so now i’m just rolling with the idea that fate or destiny or whatever other higher power ships steddie and just forced all of eddie’s predictions to come true so these two idiots would finally get together.

but even without anything actually supernatural going on, the sheer ✨vibes✨had me blown away. oh how i wish to be a blade of grass on the field before eddie’s tent when steve comes to him in the king costume with robin playing an actual fanfare (holY SHIT that was legendary) and dustin being all dorky with his scroll. the way i giggled all the way through this, oh my god, and THIS

had me CACKLING. i just love love love love love everything about this au and this fic.

also, the miscommunication almost killed me (oh my god how i hate people just not fucking talking to each other properly, i’m too autistic for this shit), but the sweet sweet pain of relatively easily solvable angst brought me back. i was eating that shit up.

in conclusion, absolutely magical. @just-my-latest-hyperfixation, thank you so so much for this treasure, i’m gonna go read all of your fics i haven’t read yet. 789257929092784510/10, am recommending

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #platonic stobin #robin buckley being a legend as usual #dustin henderson #steddie au #get steve harrington to be loved and appreciated agenda #steddie fic rec #stranger things fic #ao3

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thank god for the lesbian visibility week, i can finally find out what my older sister looks like

#queer #lgbtqia #queer visibility #we’re just a bunch of queer neurodivergent little weirdos in this household really #lesbian visibility week #lesbian #wlw

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Steve walks into his house—HIS house, he would emphasize—to find his two favorite people wrestling on his couch.

For a second, the bottom drops out of his stomach. It's knee-jerk, even though he knows better. But they are very wrapped around each other, twisting and writhing, and it's pretty easy to get the wrong idea. Until he looks closer and realizes the wrestling is a lot more... violent, than sexy.

He watches, shocked into silence and stillness, as Eddie chomps down on Robin's upper arm. Robin screeches and yanks Eddie's hair. Steve feels un-easy in a different way now, like maybe this is devolving into an actual physical altercation instead of some friendly tussling. He winces when Robin gives Eddie a rather vicious purple nurple.

"FUCK, I give, I give," Eddie screams, limbs releasing her to curl protectively around himself.

Robin bounces up cackling, rumpled and sweaty. Her victory grin is vicious when she turns to Steve.

"Hear that Harrington? Your ass is mine tonight!"

Steve stares at her in fear. "What?"

"I get cuddle privileges tonight," she declares, still a little breathless. "And Eddie gets to sleep on the couch."

Behind her, Eddie looms before he jumps on her back, dragging her back down with a war cry. Steve watches them for a moment as the curse at each other for cheating, before going upstairs and locking himself in his room.

#amazing #steddie

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the way eddie would be absolutely unironically obsessed with this song tho. like, i can totally imagine him homebrewing a dnd campaign based on this and just blasting it in his trailer (i don’t think canon eddie knew spanish, but do i look like i fucking care?). rip king, you would’ve headbanged to “el antídoto de dragón” (and “no voy a levantarme” too, for that matter)

so this is. absolutely legendary.

my sister’s writing a coursework on using songs as learning materials for teaching foreign languages, and she bases her work on señor wooly’s songs (which are so good, btw. they’re so fucking silly and i absolutely adore them. if you don’t know what i’m talking about, go and educate yourself). so she recently found out about this 12-minute rock ballad he released and obviously had to show it to me, so now i obviously have to show it to you, because it’s just so good.

like, i need a dnd campaign of this. i need a sequel where the princess finds herself a cool girlfriend and the dragon becomes her royal advisor (or they’re just friends holding regular tea parties together idk). i need la princesa to be mi novia, por favor y gracias.

and the way the princess absolutely ATE UP with that “temo morir. no te temo” line, GOD BLESS. zero crumbs left.

anyway, i’m obsessed and am absolutely dedicated to making everybody else obsessed too. so go watch this!!

#eddie munson #señor wooly #i have never imagined these two being put next to each other in any context but oh well #dnd #stranger things #stranger things headcanons #eddie munson hcs

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i also already have an idea for a steddie fic based on this (because of course i do)… eddie’s the dragon, obviously. it’s probably not healthy to immediately associate every little thing i see with steddie, but what can you do?🤷

so this is. absolutely legendary.

my sister’s writing a coursework on using songs as learning materials for teaching foreign languages, and she bases her work on señor wooly’s songs (which are so good, btw. they’re so fucking silly and i absolutely adore them. if you don’t know what i’m talking about, go and educate yourself). so she recently found out about this 12-minute rock ballad he released and obviously had to show it to me, so now i obviously have to show it to you, because it’s just so good.

like, i need a dnd campaign of this. i need a sequel where the princess finds herself a cool girlfriend and the dragon becomes her royal advisor (or they’re just friends holding regular tea parties together idk). i need la princesa to be mi novia, por favor y gracias.

and the way the princess absolutely ATE UP with that “temo morir. no te temo” line, GOD BLESS. zero crumbs left.

anyway, i’m obsessed and am absolutely dedicated to making everybody else obsessed too. so go watch this!!

#steddie #steve is the princess #like obviously he is i don’t even know why i’m clarifying this #steddie fantasy au #fantasy au #this would be so fucking great tho #if only i would get myself together and actually write this #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie fic #fic ideas #ao3 #get steve harrington to be loved and appreciated agenda #let steve be the badass princess fighting for her life #he basically is already

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so this is. absolutely legendary.

my sister’s writing a coursework on using songs as learning materials for teaching foreign languages, and she bases her work on señor wooly’s songs (which are so good, btw. they’re so fucking silly and i absolutely adore them. if you don’t know what i’m talking about, go and educate yourself). so she recently found out about this 12-minute rock ballad he released and obviously had to show it to me, so now i obviously have to show it to you, because it’s just so good.

like, i need a dnd campaign of this. i need a sequel where the princess finds herself a cool girlfriend and the dragon becomes her royal advisor (or they’re just friends holding regular tea parties together idk). i need la princesa to be mi novia, por favor y gracias.

and the way the princess absolutely ATE UP with that “temo morir. no te temo” line, GOD BLESS. zero crumbs left.

anyway, i’m obsessed and am absolutely dedicated to making everybody else obsessed too. so go watch this!!

#señor wooly #dnd #fantasy #Youtube

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i'm addicted to making these textposts i've made so many

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YEEEES. finally, steddie is here🙏

mombin pt 6 and look who showed up

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i do think the best part about percy being an unreliable narrator is that he has no idea he’s on the bachelor