#where anakin would absolutely have rabid stans

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band au anakin's fans being really defensive about him and protective over him which is sort of funny but they also really don't like how obi-wan treats anakin (he's too mean too cutting too much of an absolute bitch in public) and they're always tweeting sort of mean things and finally anakin gets asked about his relationship in an interview (primarily, is obi-wan actually supportive or does he actually really hate him/how unhealthy is this relationship)

and anakin laughs himself silly because that's just how obi-wan shows his affection. anakin willingly married the offspring of like. a cactus and a porcupine. he knows what he did and he meant to do it. if anyone really wants to see obi-wan being an actual cunt they should watch medical dramas with him. he's practically blowing anakin kisses in comparison to what he's like after one episode of grey's anatomy.

#the band au #obikin #i love my hate love relationships #especially when they just remain cunty to each other even after getting together #thats just how they relate #but i was thinking about this in relation to the band au #where anakin would absolutely have rabid stans #and decided he would have to address how much of a bitch obi-wan is to him in public #mostly by basically saying 'yeah i guess im a bit of a masochist which is really convenient because my husband is defo a sadist'