#I just want Peace and Quiet

[golden-travelers]

The mysterious fisherman and the 11th Fatui Harbinger

(Role-swap or reverse role)

I'm still on Hiatus, the only reason I publish this cause this idea won't get out of my brain so here I am writing this, and no, you guys did not see me post this, it all in your head, was also inspired by the ask I send to @nicebonescomrade, but instead of Xiao and Zhongli role-swapping, Its Childe and Zhongli. Anyone can give me a code name for harbinger Zhongli? And no, I won't be picking his code name as Morax, that would be his dead name, like original childe, his dead name is Ajax.

Childe will be called Tartaglia, his (Vision)gnosis will be geo (cause he is the geo archon in this role swap.)

Zhongli will still be called Zhongli, his vision is Geo, and his delusion would be Hydro.

Work under the cut

In Liyue harbor there's been a gossip about a mysterious fisherman that's been walking around the harbor, the fisherman knows the nation like the back of his hand, he's a bit childish, likes to play with the children near the harbor, unintentionally swayed some ladies when chatting with them, he is great story teller too.

Tartaglia, that's what he call himself this days, not Ajax, and most definitely not Rex Lapis. He is now just a mortal man, who's job is to fish. He enjoy his time as a normal mortal man, peacefully living in the harbor. That was until he met Zhongli, the newest addition to the fatui harbingers.

Meeting the said Harbinger was an interesting moment for Tartaglia, mostly because Zhongli was actively trying to find him in the city, even though he wasn't there in the city, he was in Mingyun Village, collecting ores.

When he did met Zhongli, he was in Yanshang teahouse, enjoying his tea time, until the Harbinger came inside and walk towards his table.

"Mr. Tartaglia?" A deep voice startle the ex-archon looking behind to see Zhongli in all of his Fatui glory.

"Um, yes, That's me?" Tartaglia answered albeit awkwardly, the tall (intimidating man that he wouldn't admit to anyone) handsome man, who look relief at his answer. "I am Zhongli, a Snezhnayan diplomat, I would like to seek for your audience, if that doesn't bother you."

"No, no It doesn't!" Tartaglia quickly wave his hands off, genuinely isn't bother by the fact that the harbinger could possibly kidnapped him or kill him, (That is if he can kill a god) He stood up from his seat and paid the drink with his earned mora from fishing. Zhongli nodded at him and motion the fisherman to follow him, which he did.

Zhongli leaded him to the northland bank, Nadia seeing her Superior with a ginger haired male (what she think) friend, she respectfully greeted them. "Good to see you again, Master Zhongli and..."

"He is my honored guest for today, Mr. Tartaglia" Zhongli introduce the ex-archon who politely waved at her.

"Ah I see, Welcome to Northland Bank, Mr. Tartaglia." Nadia greeted as Tartaglia just greeted her back.

"Come inside, Mr. Tartaglia, we do not want to waste time, do we?" Zhongli ask the fisherman who shook his head and walk inside the bank.

The two can be seen sitting between the table, both are facing each other, the other one was busy drinking the tea.

"I would like to make a deal with you, Mr. Tartaglia." Zhongli statement came out bluntly for his liking he hope he didn't offend the fisherman a bit. " A deal with me? Why would a Snezhnayan diplomat would like to make a deal with me? And also wouldn't it be more easier if you made a contract with me?" Tartaglia ask the Harbinger amused, as he set his tea down the table looking at Zhongli's amber eyes.

Zhongli look a bit distraught, at his suggestion making him sigh, 'Foolish Harbinger' he thought as he cleared his throat to speak again.

"I mean, this is the land of contracts, Mr. Zhongli, if you want to have a deal with me, it would be more better if its a contract, because we, the people of Liyue, don't take lightly with our contracts." Tartaglia slightly chuckled, if you look closely his eyes glowed a bit gold, Zhongli hums as he contemplated at the ginger's suggestion. "And, as Rex Lapis once said, If someone break a contract they will suffer the wrath of the rock." Tartaglia smirked darkly, the light in his eyes are gone, He of all person knows this, cause he is the ex geo archon.

"So what do you say, Mr. Zhongli do we have a contract?"

After a long moment of silence, Zhongli look back at the fisherman who was holding a paper contract, and he look at the fisherman's other hand that was holding a pen offering it to him. He grabbed the pen and sign the contract with the ginger male. Tartaglia smiles at him and nodded.

"Well then, It's a pleasure doing business with you Mr. Zhongli."

"Likewise, Mr. Tartaglia."

#Role-swap AU #Reverse role #genshin impact #Zhongli #Childe #tartagila #Morax #mother effing idea won't get out of my head until i wrote this #I just want peace and quiet #I also want sleep #this idea killed me long ago #i just became its vessel to write this fic #ugh my head hurts writing this #does this even make sense? #i kinda like this idea but writing this made it... not so good for me

[schwarz-san]

Life sucks

And sometimes, you just feel detached and the world seems black and white? but you have no choice to walk forward even if it feels like you aren't making any progress as you felt stagnant as the world goes on and move forward without you.

Because in the end, you don't matter.

Nothing matters.

Yet, you still walk forward, sometimes with a path in mind, sometimes without.

For there is nothing you can do but exist nomatter how insignificant you are to the grand schemes of things.

Thanks for listening,

Schwarz out.

#digital art #black and white #colored sketch #something Eldritch #adulthood is a nasty thing #i want refund #but i won't get one since i don't matter #Nothing Matters #existential angst #i dont know whats wrong with me #but i guess this is what I get for questioning death and the authenticity of the Universe and the Reality we so called live and exist in #I fully understand were Squidward is coming from better now #life sucks #I just want Peace and Quiet #with a little sprinkle of Chaos here and there from time to time #i wish the extroverts would just leave me alone in my own world #thats just wishful thinking though #why did i draw this #why did i type this #why did i post this #actually why did i exist? #I want compensation! #and a refund #i did this instead of sleeping #and i still have work tomorrow #i should probably sleep #yeah will do that #after I read more fanfics #I think im being weird again #impromptu art

[tourmalinatedquartz]

Sometimes when I’m tired I’m giggly and in a snuggly mood. Other times I want to murder everyone and burn my house down because my mattress is crooked.

#lots of sensory overload today #I just want peace and quiet #is that too much to ask #and my family yelling at me from downstairs over the TV set at 64 isn’t fucking helping #not fandom #not redacted #personal #rant post

[little-eye-guy]

"this is too raw of a line to come from—" shut up. beauty and meaning is everywhere

#eye guy speaks #i need that phrase to be removed from everyone's vocabulary Please #why are you so convinced that such things cannot be discovered by or found in the mundane #1/1/23 edit: hope you all have enjoyed yourselves bc im ready for some peace and quiet *turns off reblogs* #1/4/23 edit: please don't comment about wanting to reblog. the experience itself may be fleeting but you will have your memory of it #(aka i turned them off for my health and you will be ok. it's just a post)

[dream-this-nightmare-over]

every night I go to bed wishing morning never has to come

#sad #depressed #I just want peace and quiet #And night is only time when I feel myself #Idk what's wrong with me why am I afraid of everything #tired af #im so tired #mentally tired

[theforestyousee]

Hmm all I want is to live in a cabin in the woods

#I just want peace and quiet #and a big beautifully wild area that M can grow in

[churten]

I'm so sad i bought noise canceling headphones but it doesn't cancel any noise :((

#ofc I'm pissed about the money but I'm sadder with the fact that i will still hear things #i just want peace and quiet #I'll stick a knife in my ears that will probably do it

[iwikpines]

happy new year!!!!!

they had to work late so they are celebrating together and they are all alive and fine and happy!!!!

oh and they also exchanged Christmas gifts. if you even care

#wanted to draw something real quick so have this little mess #i just want them to be calm and happy together #ueeeeee ueee #soung of crying #also they might be a little bit drunk #but like they deserve it #some peace and quiet and fun #tma #the magnus archive fanart #the magnus archives #tim stoker #sasha james #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #jarchivist #gem art #my tma art

[childofwonder]

I just want to know if Hannibal forgave Will for pushing them off the cliff

#hannibal #hannigram #hannibal nbc #I just want them to be gentle and quiet together #I want them to say I’m sorry I love you I forgive you #May I never rest in peace without s4

[taralen]

[what do you mean]? [i wonder!]

LOSING MY @#()$. PSYCHOSIS VENT.

#my art #deltarune #spamton #big shot spamton #spamton g spamton #manic vent #psychosis #vent #rough drawing #sketch #doodle #I HATE ALL THAT NOISY NOISE #JUST WANT SOME DAMN PEACE AND QUIET #yet I GET YELLED OUT INSIDE AND OUT #you can'T STOP VIBRATIONS from traveling through particles in the air #WHAT I WOULD GIVE FOR A REAL [silencer] #33db? MORE LIKE 33 DEAD BEAT. GET THE $(%0 oUT OF HERE

[jewreallythinkthat]

Call me old fashioned but when I see suffering alongside those who are not suffering (in the same way at least), my first thought is not to drag down those who are happy so they can experience suffering themselves, but to instead try and work out how those suffering can be raised up so everyone is living happily and peacefully.

And if to stop one group suffering, I must instead pass that pain onto others, I simply don't make a decision about who I executively decide to be mose deserving of suffering but instead put in the effort to find another way

#jumblr #this is about I/P #seeing suffering in Gaza should not make peope want to see israelis suffer #thats not productive and its not pro-peace #its pro antisemitic spite and isnt very sibtle #the suffering in gaza is horrific and needs to end. I have feelings about the beat way to go about that but thats a separate thing #the idea that peole belive the best way to end suffering is to give it to those they decide deserve it is embarassing #and makes it clear they're pro torture but they dont want to say the quiet part out loud yet #at least have the guts to be a bigot in public rather than being a coward about it #if the only way you can envision peace involved a genocide in israel then maybe you need to try again and actually try to solve the issue #if any plan to peace involves mass slaughter to remoge “the other” then youre just as bad as the people you claim to hate

[ave-immaculata]

not to flex on babies but I sit in my hot car everyday and I'm fine

#im too cheap to have it idle i just want peace and quiet on my lunch break

[dustofthedailylife]

Relatable.

Look at our introvert king. What an icon.

#🍁 dust rambles #genshin impact #al haitham #alhaitham #his voicelines have me dead still #he is so relatable and for what #istg we would get along so well #he wants peace and quiet #I want peace and quiet #so we could just spend the day in silence doing nothing together #the dream <3

[beaulesbian]

ok trimax chapter 1, i know this bit from the 98 anime, but it’s even better to read it

still funny how this worked (a different version how to wake up a sleeping beauty asjdk)

the arrow to his hand ⬇️, if you even care

bc it’s important he’s saying hello to wolfwood lol

also wolfwood’s smile here right after ♥

#trigunbookclub #trigun #trigun manga #trigun maximum #im gonna try keeping up with the trimax chapters and try to read like a chapter a day 🤞 #i didnt realize first chapter of trimax is eriks ;-; #its gonna be sad already right? im not ready #he just wants to try live in peace and quiet for a change ;-; let him have that #definitely not thinking about that one fic i wrote post tristamp thats based on headcanons and eriks era stuff #just bc i wanted vash to have some rest and healing but also wolfwood's journey of trying to find him and working on his guilt and feelings #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #vash #eriks #mine #gif:trigun

[soulmvtes]

as each day passes i am realising i am literally an old woman

#just want peace and quiet always #my style my love for tea and baking and slowness i am literally a grandma at this point #oh and the back pain #diary

[emmavakarian-theirin]

hiiiiiii i've fallen back into dragon age hell (origins, specifically) if anyone wants to DISCUSS things i am here

#(twirls hair) i think i'm falling for alistair all over again (sickos meme) yes... ha ha ha... YES.... #and it's mostly through realising how there's lines that are just SO unprompted or have no build up with the context of the subject?? #but obviously not in a bad writing way it's just *alistair* like #leliana: oh how i enjoyed the quiet of the chantry so i could contemplate and be at peace 😌 what about you alistair? 😊 #alistair: i liked screaming #LIKE honestly why was the grand cleric trying to keep you #or even the dialogue when you're trying to talk to him about his history and he's like 'it's boring though :/' #so you tell him to make up interesting stuff and he suddenly says 'i have some interesting looking moles i can show you?' LIKE??? #you are a sad strange big man and you have my love #BUT ANYWAY i'm having a moral dilemma over the most minor quest and have been staring at the same screen for like 30 minutes #and i know it's hard to see but sten looks so GOOD i'm shocked and thrilled i managed to get every mod i wanted to work... work