#I just like that idea of diluc being

[meili-sheep]

Would the knights doing the workout punishment just start following Diluc when he works out

Does Diluc know that his workout is a punishment

That's a really good question.

To be honest I don't think Diluc knows his workout his considered a punishment. I think he just work out his old workout for Varka. Varka tried it and was like "Oh god this is a punishment workout." And then he started using it as a punishment lolol.

And it's not Diluc's current workout. No, it's an old one. One he hasn't used since he was 16-17 ish. I highly doubt anyone would be able to follow his current workout. It's gotta be like fucking bunching whole tree or something.

#I just like that idea of diluc being #ridiculously strong #and barely aware his strenght is abnormal #it's just really funny to me #think Yor form spyxfamily #diluc ragnvindr #diluc #diluc headcanons #Diluc's Monster Workout Club

[reenaki]

Something something.....

..infatuation....

#get out of my head #please free me from this man #i want to drink him like the soup im forced to drink now because my braces wont let me chew #this is NOT Kaeluc #thats my skin tone #thankyou #clip studio paint #digital art #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #diluc art #diluc genshin impact #diluc x reader #artist #i love the idea of just #being so infatuated and melted #for someone

[kaeyachi]

me at every adult character that got released: "adopt kaeya pls"

#its an urge that i cannot explain #i want alhaitham to be his big bro #i want wriollette to be his parents #i think all archons are supposed to feel like grandparents in an angsty way #i am aware diluc exists but i want people to CHALLENGE HIM #nahida would be an amazing auntie #look at wanderer #jean is fr kaeya's older sister and barbara is 100% his younger sister #my fave idea is xiao being a hesitant older brother until kaeya gets hurt and now hes inexplicably protective #NILOU KAEYA BESTIES AGENDA IS STILL HERE HELLO #if kaeya were in fontaine callas would have adopted him and now the angst drama goes to navia and him lmao #kaeyachi randoms #no i am not putting this thing in the kaeya tag im just being insane

[beanmaster-pika]

Ragnvindr bros angst is fun but it’s also very important to remember that these absolute dorks still hang out with each other despite the Everything. I’m oversimplifying here but it’s like fighting with your sibling but then texting them a meme twenty minutes later but ramped up to 11 and more emotionally fraught.

#pika’s ramblings #genshin #ragbros #Venti’s story quest. first golden apple archipelago. every damn time Kaeya’s at angel’s share while diluc is bartending. #I bet there’s more and hyv just isn’t showing it to us #I bet it drives the traveler batty that these two have every opportunity to make up but just Don’t and yet still keep hanging out anyway #SURE MUST BE NICE TO ALWAYS HAVE A GENERAL IDEA OF WHERE YOUR SIBLING IS HUH. BET ITS GREAT KNOWING YOU CAN TALK TO THEM WHENEVER YOU WANT. #quoth the traveler #also I think if traveler aether found out what diluc did to kaeya he would just start throwing punches #aether shaking diluc by the lapels: WHEN YOU FIND OUT YOUR LITTLE SIBLING IS CONNECTED TO THE ABYSS YOU DO NOT FUCKING TRY TO KILL THEM!!!!! #NO MATTER HOW CRYPTIC OR DIFFICULT THEYRE BEING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!! #like. I know diluc was already full of grief and guilt after crepus died/was mercy-killed and was definitely not in a headspace where it was #advisable to reveal that information. they both made bad decisions. #and if you go by the letters from hidden strife it very likely WAS a mostly grief-fueled response #since it’s evident that after he’s had time to process everything he does still care about kaeya #but like. his little brother just told him his deepest secret and this man decides to attack him about it #kaeya was truly vulnerable one (1) time and. well. once burned (literally) twice shy.

[mimi-cee-genshin]

personally do very badly with cunning people. not to say i can’t talk with them but they make me nervous and i tend to be quiet around them because i don’t know what they’re thinking. but i love them in media. probably will not vibe well with kaeya & ayato because of it.

i think i would get along really well with deyha! and probably kaveh and hutao. i like level headed people especially irl so i’d like tighnari :3 he will scare me tho bc i dislike being shouted at and i can be stupid at times but like…. level headed 👍 and smart.

ok this just made me think: to you, what’s the most attractive job to have in teyvat? — @milkstore

Yeah! I agree cunning people are so fun, but only in media lol. You'd always wonder if they have ulterior motives behind their actions.

My preferred job would be to be Collei's tutor LOLLL.

When I was doing Kaveh's hangout when they were talking about Collei's curriculum, I was like, Tighnari, give her to me. I'll take care of her. I'll even adjust the pacing of the curriculum on the fly for her. You have your hands full with other forest ranger stuff. Don't worry about Collei.

And then during Faruzan's hangout, I was like, come with me Collei. You can read all the light novels with me. I'll even build a curriculum around them if you want. Lolll

And then the Sumeru guys can pay me whatever they want. I just want to teach her and help her. Faruzan can fight me for her. LOL. She might win though because I can't fight. 😂 But really, I enjoy teaching one-on-one and helping others learn. And since even Alhaitham is willing to help Collei out, he'd pay me, right? Along with Cyno and Tighnari, I'd be set financially, right? 😂 (Kaveh better not pay me until he's out of debt lol)

#i actually kind of want to write a tutor!reader fic because of this #and then make it maybe a tighnari x reader to make it cute lol #but I have no ideas for a plot #so that idea is just... there lol #I'm not sure what other job I'd enjoy in Teyvat #I'm such an introvert #I don't want to deal with people LOL #maybe because my energy gets spent during the day #(on good things) #that I just want a low energy job #and having to deal with new people or a crowd would be draining for me #I'm not an adventurer either #like travel just feels like a lot of work LOL #basically I'm a homebody 😂 #but still want a meaningful job #hence tutoring Collei :D #so either that or being a maid at Diluc's place LOL #okay but if I was at a point in my life where I wouldn't mind the extra stress #I'd be Kaveh's coworker 😂😂😂 #that was a fun question #what about you? which job would you like? #I'm wondering if I should go to your inbox #but we've just been replying to each other here lol #mimi answers #milkstore #oh and I saw your reply about being coherent :)

[andyundan]

if Diluc is a hunter/Lady Maria copy in my bloodborne au, then Kaeya definitely either a celestial child or infant great one

ft. hunter!Diluc holding infant great one!Kaeya

diluc ver:

#this is just crack but i genuinely do think it would be cool to have diluc in a bloodborne au #<< someone who just wants to smash her interests together like a kid playing with trains #diluc ragnvindr #kaeya alberich #genshin impact #okay funny aside i want to design kaeya as a beast via father gasciogne #i like the idea of a boss fight where he becomes more beast like but also of him being recognizable as a normal human at first #like his left side is normal but his right side is transforming (where his eye patch is) #artyundan

[dutybcrne]

Thinking about Bby Kaeya teaching Diluc Khaenri’ahn dances in their childhood, just as Bby Luc taught him Mond games

#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. ); #//Bby Kae singing as best and loud as he can to keep rhythm; perhaps not the WORDS bc he can’t remember/doesn’t know exactly what they are #//But the melody for sure; even if he’s still so shy to share his voice and just THIS #//Luc; being precocious enough to pick up the rhythm/melody anyways; and takes up singing louder so Kae isn’t so shy #//Prolly missing a few notes or getting it wrong; but it’s enough to ease the anxiety Kae has until they’re more worried abt the steps #//Eventually getting Jean in on it; the three of them doing these Khaenri’ahn dances; singing these Khaenri’ahn songs #//And Jean’n Luc are none the wiser; but it doesn’t matter bc it’s THEIR thing now #//Up until Le Confrontation and everything goin to Heck #//Present day though; Kae might teach Klee those very dances and melody #//Definitely does not remember any words to its song; but singing that melody for her either way #//After meeting Dainsleif; he might try and ask if he’d know it too #//Idk; I just love the idea of Kae having given Luc pieces of his heritage all along; and being SO happy he accepted them all #//Then when Le Confrontation happens; Diluc’s reaction; while expected; ends up being what drives the wedge btw Kae & Khaenri’ah #//Becoming averse to it and his mission bc one of the most important people in his life wound up Not accepting him as part of it #//Averse; save very particular circumstances/things; like the dances; bc of the ties he’s made to them

[salsflore]

i think i should kill all my f/os with my own two hands btw

#god am i doing this right? its been so long #but anyways heres how i think they’d love! #childe would love very openly. not really subtle at all. he likes to express his love and show his love and hug and touch and a very- #-you Must know just how much you mean to me and things like that and by default i’m not very openly affectionate whether with words of- #-affirmation or physical touch or anything but he’d be fine with that probably. have to show my love in other ways (assaulting and robbery) #for alhaitham he’s probably be outwardly unaffectionate? he’d be like “whatever” but he won’t resist if i try to hold his hand- #-or or or hug him and it seems like he kind of just tolerates it but ITS ME and ive decided he enjoys it. real. his love is very subtle- #-he peels fruit for me when i ask and he’ll accompany me to whatever silly thing i want him to and blah blah #for diluc..... and zhongli i feel. you know. both a little unaffectionate but in their own ways its different ! #diluc is hesitant and zhongli’s just shy. i like the idea of zhongli being silly and clueless and hopeless and- #- you know #diluc is traumatized and everything but i can fix him btw i'm a licensed therapist and the certified bestest #⠀mika’s chatroom !⠀

[frozenambiguity]

«The day Diluc is not such a bore is the day I rejoice».

#{{ kaeya vc: i love him but the guy is always stealing all my fun }} #{{ kaeya vc: whether that be in the form of taking away my drinks or having opinions on my flirtations or the way I act }} #{{ kaeya vc: if he started to enjoy life's pleasures more and relaxed he would understand that I'm the one that is in the right here... }} #{{ kaeya vc: Diluc is TOO OPINIONATED and needs to let loose. as a treat. he will like it }} #{{ me: kaeya diluc letting loose is not... a good idea usually **sideglances diluc and his little 4 year adventure around teyvat** }} #{{ anyway. Thinking about trivial interactions between Kaeya and Diluc makes me happy. Let them go drinking together }} #{{ aka diluc having the worst hangover and kaeya just POINTING and LAUGHING at him }} #{{ LET THEM TALK ABOUT SILLY LITTLE THINGS LIKE ROMANCE AND GIRLS OR GUYS OR WHATEVER }} #{{ In the universe where Diluc likes Jean Kaeya just fcking.... stares at him for 79 years like WHEN WILL YOU MAKE A MOVE OH MY GOD. }} #{{ literally has to play the devilish cupid for something to happen because jesus christ. }} #{{ trivial/mundane ragbros. is nice. let them have the freedom of being normal young men for once. thanks for coming to my tedtalk }} #【 ic | fool you once; fool you twice. 】

[anadorablekiwi]

Quick question (Tower of Fantasy)

How the hell are these two the same person

#kiwi talks tower of fantasy #what hidden lore is this #new hc king is actually god/‘king’ of the dead or something #wh- how #also #ive gotten him twice already #i see tower of fantasy is making up for my horrible genshin luck by giving me many five stars and also discount emo/punk diluc twice #like legit tho ive gotten so many five stars already compared to genshin #in terms of time taken to acquire #anyways #discount punk diluc is king of the dead now apparently #also i had a brief convo with ma sis about him #and the crack idea that king is Diluc’s son #which would make king jean’s son because jeanluc for life #which spawned the idea of king being punk and death whatever and jean just deadpan looks at diluc and says #‘this is your fault’ #and diluc has the audacity to be confused #aaaaaaanyways late night rambling done #I’m off to bed now that i finished my noms milk concoction

[pluviophile-imagines]

If I… were to write a no children discussion fic who should I write it for

#pattering on the roof #this being a fic where the reader is like ‘look I wanna marry you but I will never be having kids and u gotta be okay with that’ #i just… need somewhere to put all my anxious-wanna-cry energy whenever I accidentally stumble across a kid post 😭😭😭 #ideas include #Deku or Bakugou #gojo is a decent pick tho I think it’ll be smoother than the others #Draken is appealing to me for some reason??? #but I will take suggestions #a genshin man might make it in there #by which I mean ayato or Diluc they r the only genshin men I’ll write KDNDJ #i have some dialogue in mind that I’ve got written down but it’s v early stages so I just wanna see what people r interested in

[meili-sheep]

I don't know if this was done before but like.

Imagine if Kaeya was lied to about being sent as a spy.

Like

Imagine if Kaeya, as a kid, was way smarter than the Abyss Order wanted so they wanted to k-word him. (a.k.a "This kid knows too much, we can't have him overthrow us when he's older")

But because they knew he would run away before they could get to him if they tried to off him, they instead said that they should tell him he's a spy ("There's no way a kid could keep that secret and if he managed to let it slip, they would off him on the spot, right?")

So, they abandon the kid in hopes of him getting unalived.

But then, Crepus finds him and from here, the canon takes over.

Just imagine if that happened and both Diluc and Kaeya found out.

Do you think this could be start of their full reconciliation?

I did make this little post a while back, with a similar idea. I like your twist to it.

I could also see the Abyss Order trying to get rid of him as punishment for his father. So they trick his father or something, saying it's for the best. But lie to both of them.

As for Diluc and Kaeya finding this out.

Diluc would be angry. Super duper angry. Not only does he hate the abyss order to start with, but they try to kill Kaeya. They wanted to use him to kill Kaeya. And he almost fell for it.

And Kaeya's world would be falling apart. Because he'd been suffering through a lie of a lie. But if anyone understands him right now. It's Diluc. And Diluc would realize that.

I don't think it would fully heal their relationship, as Diluc's trust would still be pretty broken. But it would help things. And now they can truly understand each other again. It would really help them build up their relationship again.

#diluc #diluc ragnvindr #kaeya alberich #kaeya #diluc and kaeya #kaeya headcanons #i really like the idea #of kaeya not acutally being a spy #i just feel it works better

[crimsongrimoire]

i have been trying to write lately and it's been insubstantial but of course I get struck by absolutely random inspiration at work huh

#crow.txt #kaeluc #genshin #snippets #angst #have i even USED that tag #sfw #god i just very much love the idea of kaeya (with diluc ONLY cause hes not telling anyone else) just like #happening to think of Everything and flippantly go haha crazy how things work right? #and for diluc to look him dead in the eye (figuratively at least unless/until i change stuff around here) and go #no thats actually extremely fucked up that you were subjected to that. its not right and it should never have happened much less to a child #possibly even going so far as to flat out say kaeya is stronger than he ever could be because he cant fathom how he would ever live with it #if it had happened to him instead #and kaeya having an extremely strong moment of oh. he's right huh. #like sure hes probably had the thought himself but there was nobody he could TELL and have it AFFIRMED for him that hes not being selfish #to not want to have to live with something like that #and for it to be DILUC that tells him? OUT LOUD? directly indelicately (toward everyone else not kaeya) and not mincing words at ALL? #indelicate isnt quite the word but yknow. zero regard for whoever thought it was okay to do that #like just KILL ME at that point. im already fucking dying #absolutely losing my mind over this #imagine!! the relief!!!! he cant change it sure BUT at least he FINALLY fucking has someone go thats fucked up and youre allowed to hate it #kaeya being flippant abt his own trauma is going to Fucking Kill Me. #over a week since ive posted something decent. shameful smh. idk if theres anything else worth sharing yet tho.. #i just need kaeya to be told that it WASNT his fault and hes NOT inherently irredeemably horrible forever because of shitty circumstances #or else i will fucking explode cartoonishly like a water balloon full of red paint #grabbing his shoulders and shaking him like a ragdoll. its fucked up and you dont have to laugh it off all the time I Promise.

[wow-thisismylifeiguess]

I’m overwhelmed by the thought of protective Lisa (and Jean). Lisa and Jean are married and Diluc comes over some nights to visit his childhood friend. At first, they were normal visits, until one day, Diluc shows up drunk. His breath smells faintly of wine and he’s got a faraway look on his face as he stumbles in before Lisa helps him sit carefully on their sofa, but when she goes to let go of him, he clings to her.

“I’m leaving.”

Diluc plans on leaving Mondstadt. Not like how he did the first time, on some grief fueled quest for vengeance. No. He’s leaving because he can’t stand to see Kaeya anymore and not be able to love him.

When Jean takes a seat next to him, Diluc wastes no time in clinging onto her instead, leaving Lisa to watch as he sobs into her wife’s neck, stuttering over apologies, both to them and to /Kaeya/. Jean runs a soothing hand over his back as he explains everything, words slurred but still understandable, enough so for Lisa to feel rage burn beneath her skin. She moves to run her hands soothingly through his hair, brushing his bangs away from his face before leaning down to kiss the crown of his head.

“We’ll help.” She says.

After that, Diluc’s nightly trips to Jean and Lisa’s home becomes more frequent. He never shows up drunk again, but it doesn’t mean he doesn’t pour out his regrets to them, voice thick w self hatred and resentment.

As the winery makes preparations, rumors start to spread of Diluc’s plans to leave the city. They spread until they reach the ears of Kaeya Alberich

———

Kaeya is…trying. He is. Truly.

There are a number of events that have led him here, and he lets out an uneasy breath as he reminds himself that it’s worth it. That if he succeeds, then his life will be better for it.

Still, the last thing he’d expected was for Lisa of all people to stand in his way.

“What are you intentions, Sir Kaeya?” Her voice is cold and careful, nothing like the usual flirty tone that lightens her words.

Kaeya is confused. “What do you mean?”

She gives him a look, and Kaeya’s body stiffens.

“With Diluc, Sir Kaeya. You plan on having a talk with him, don’t you? Well, why now of all times? You’ve had years to clear the bad blood between you two. Is there a reason you’ve suddenly changed your mind?”

Lisa tilts her head and places a hand on her hip. The rim of her hat tilts low, shadowing her face, but her eyes are still bright, almost glowing. Kaeya can feel the space between them crackle slightly, Lisa’s vision reacting to her mood.

Defensiveness flares up in Kaeya. Why does he have to explain this to Lisa?

“Why do you want to know? It has nothing to do with you.”

Lisa sighs. “It does.”

She doesn’t offer more than that, but memories flash behind her eyes. Of nights Diluc had found himself in Jean and Lisa’s home, regret and resentment pouring out of his mouth and off his tongue, his breath lightly scented with wine, his eyes bright but glazed. Diluc is a strong man, nearly untouchable, but if you know him well enough, then you can pinpoint his exact weakness. It’s why, despite being blessed by Celestia with a pyro vision, Diluc shields himself with a kind but icy demeanor.

But of course, Kaeya knows nothing about this, and it’s not Lisa’s place to tell, not that she would either way. Those nights, she’d comb her fingers through Diluc’s curls as he’d cry into Jean’s neck, lamenting over past mistakes that he’ll never be able to repent for, asking Archons who do not listen why things had to happen that way. It’s because of those nights that Lisa stands here, waiting patiently for an answer from the reason for Diluc’s nearly overwhelming self hatred.

“I want to apologize,” Kaeya finally bites out. “I heard he….I heard he’s leaving Mondstadt again. Permanently. I need to, before he leaves. To clear things up.”

Lisa’s eyes widen for a moment before she relaxes. “Clear things up.” She repeats slowly, and Kaeya lets out a frustrated sigh.

“Lisa, I swear to Cele-“

“Fine.” Lisa drops her hand and moves to the side. “Go on. Do what you need to. But after that,” she pauses and looks him right in the eye. “You leave Diluc Ragnvindr alone. You never chase him down again. You never show your face to him. You never *ruin* his life again. Do you hear me, Sir Kaeya?”

A shiver creeps its way up Kaeya’s spine, coldness seeping into his veins in a way he hasn’t experienced since being ‘gifted’ his vision.

“Right.” He says. There is no promise that he makes, and both himself and Lisa know it. Still. She lets him pass.

#i just v much like the idea of Lisa finding out about diluc and Kaeya’s past and being like ‘NOOOOOOOOPE. FUCK THAT GUY’ about kaeya #she and jean just glare at him whenever they’re at work nsnxnxjsn #anyway. this is part of a bigger idea where diluc moves to liyue after deciding that seeing kaeya almost every day is too much for him #kaeya at first tries to heed Lisa’s advice (threat) but ends up chasing after diluc ‘cause he’s in love w him #but YEAHHH. just imagine Lisa giving kaeya the shovel talk #“I will hex you and the Khaenri’ahn bloodline will /truly/ end” #kaeluc #luckae #lisa minci #genshin impact #my post

[phyneire]

Everytime i find a pairing with only one or two fics i get the urge to write, except I've no idea how these characters would interact AAAAAAA

#tw caps #this post is about diluc x tsaritsa #tsarluc? #genshin impact #genshin #fatui diluc #harbinger diluc #idk man #i just #im a sucker for hate sex #and i got this idea of the tsaritsa consistently sending diluc letters proposing a position for him in the fatui #despite him being formally banned from Snezhnaya #but as you can prob tell theres no back to this concept #it wasnt even from dilucs pov either #like the initial blossom thought/daydream #was kaeya finding a bundle of letters addressed to diluc from the tsaritsa #each one getting less and less formal #but yeah #idk #cry #kaeya alberich

[delusionaid]

@dhahabibi sent: stare. stare them down. (Diluc @ Childe)

Home. Nothing feels, sounds or tastes quite the way it does at home. As such, although Tartaglia has traveled near and far, he's found no drink that compares to the огненная вода (firewater) served in the taverns of his homeland. It burns down the throat just the right way, awakening the spirits and warming you from the inside out. He remembers once trying it as a child and disliking it strongly but growing quite fond of it as he matured. It's something his father used to say - a drink for men, not boys.

Now, it doesn't take firewater for him to see a challenge where it presents itself but right now he's not sure if the guy across the bar is staring at him with obvious disdain or if the last glass he's had is making him see threats that aren't there. He's a foreigner going by the looks of his clothes and the unusual shade of his bright red hair and if Ajax didn't know any better he'd say he's trying to pierce him to his chair with his eyes.

A nice little workout to be had before bedtime, perhaps? (Or just a stranger in search of company?) Of course the amount of alcohol running through his veins would add to the difficulty of combat with an unknown opponent but Tartaglia is nothing if not thrilled about an opportunity to test his limits. Holding the other's gaze he raises his glass to him, as if to propose a toast. <To our meeting!> he says in the language of his country. "One more for the road?" he adds in the common tongue.

#dhahabibi #m. dhahabibi #( m: childe. ) #( childe: dhahabibi. ) #( meme reply. ) #( ic asks. ) #me: is there such a thing as common tongue #i am so used to the concept from fantasy worlds #lets just go with it #otherwise in what would they even be talking to each other #i kinda don't wanna let go of the idea that each nation has its own language #and i like the idea that the harbingers speak various different languages #due to their missions #so does diluc probably #and beings like the traveller or the archons can understand any language #MAYBE #listen idek #i just would love to hear childe speaking a language like russian