hikaru and kaoru doing their brotherly love shtick in a mcdonalds and getting kicked out for it. they take to social media about how "LOVE IS LOVE!!!! THE I IN LGBTQIA STANDS FOR INCEST!!!" because its funny but they unknowingly start internet discourse for 1 week with articles like "is incest based actually? let's discuss". anyways theyre hanging out in the bahamas or some shit when kyoya calls them asking if they are advocating incest inclusion into the gay community. hikaru says "i dont know what that is" and hangs up.
HAHAJDJAHSJ the type of people to post on the internet once and disappear for a month afterwards and thus, conveniently missing the consequences of their actions how interesting
"listen listen IS incest bad in this case???? two twin brothers who can't reproduce and also no power imbalance is it really that bad?? "
i like the idea that they do this in multiple McDonald's. employees who don't get paid enough trying to give them da fuckin grimace meal and hikarus like "πππππ.... πππ ππππ πππ πππππππ ππ ππ ππππππ.... ππππ πππ πππππ πππ ππ πππππππ......."
would love to see some pride protests outside of McDonald's for not including the I in LGBTQIA
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WAIT I LIED. sirens are a subspecies of angels. people hear of them & their aggression & assume that they're demons. that something of holy nature cannot be so cruel. they are wrong.
just as vampires are a subspecies of demon with addictions to blood, sirens are angels that have an unnaturally strong chorus. their voices are powerful enough to override the thoughts of mortals and even other celestials.
ig they're just stereotyped to be aquatic just like vampires are stereotyped to be aerial.
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I actually think itβs important that dostoyevsky stays dead even though he had a death that he very easily could have escaped with the help of golgols ability. bc golgol WILL let him die. I think this is the same as chuuya but chuuya has to do his job (keep dazai alive) so he does it .
bc then when the situation does actually present itself that fyodor will die UNLESS golgol intervenes, itβs dizzyingly easy to do nothing and regret it later on. which is a lot different than shooting someone directly in the head. which coincidentally is also something chuuya can and would do for fun to dazai.
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@staff @support @engineering @music @books
Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when thereβs no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???
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Late Valentine's Huskerdust art. I wanted to give it a go at drawing them (forgive me I still suck at drawing Angel Dust π)
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weβre gonna see toji soon bc heβs gonna come back from the dead to stop his kids from fucking
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was asked to draw the spot as a pony but he kinda just looks like a gross meat horse
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My horrible discovery is that if I give Lang a cravat, he looks way too much like Von Karma and I think this is a terrible parallel to how if you give Phoenix glasses, he looks like Gregory
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Katniss describing Peeta:
βMedium height, stocky build, ashy blonde hair that falls in waves over his forehead.β
βFor the first time, I look at him and realize that ablaze with the fake flames, he is dazzling.β
βHe looks so clean and healthy and beautiful.β
βThen Peetaβs there looking handsome in red and white, pulling me off to the side.β
βI like to watch his hands as he works, making a blank page bloom with strokes of inkβ¦β
βI also become a little fixated on his eyelashes, which ordinarily you donβt notice because theyβre so blonde. But up close, in the sunlight slanting in from the window, theyβre a light golden color and so long I donβt see how they keep from getting all tangled up when he blinks.β (girl youβre obsessed)
βMy eyes travel up to where the flames licked across his forehead, singeing away his brows but just missing his eyes. Those same blue eyes that used to meet mine and then flit away at school. Just as they do now.β
Katniss describing Gale:
βGale does look striking in the uniform, I guess.β
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I need to move onto a different topic cause now I just feel a little mean. Who wants to talk about uhm. The new minion movie releasing July 1st
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