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ellivia · 2 months
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Season 7 Fox Mulder
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lumax-mayclair · 8 months
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Logan: you know, event coordinator is not even my job. 🙁
Chase: I know 🙂
Logan: and it is not investor! which is a common misconception. 😑
Lola: right 😏
Micheal: very common. 🙃
Logan: yeah, cuz see actually my job— it’s just: Husband…🤵
…Quinn: and what a good job you do at husband! 🙃
Logan: 😊
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hirakiyois · 2 years
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porsche really went from battling the fact that kinn shot his ex (possibly fatally??????) to “yeah i could get shot for this dick” in a record speed of 2 seconds
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milimeters-morales · 1 year
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Hobie: hey Mrs. Morales, Miles just fainted
Rio: What?! stay with him i’ll be home as fast as i can- what happened!!?!?
Hobie: he got a small speck of white paint on a portrait he’s working on. I wiped it off but-
Rio: *hangs up*
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formulavroom · 1 year
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from attempting parkour to punching walls. that man is really trying it all so he doesn’t have to drive that car next weekend
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agoldengalaxy · 2 years
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Drew Gooden Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions
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zombie-bait · 1 year
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As a pyromaniac!Louis truther I am distraught that they didn’t burn Lestat house down tho, that’s the only change worth getting upset about
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coolguycy · 1 year
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theparallaxview · 3 months
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I feel like both internet liberals and leftists have a tendency to reverse-Great Man Theory Ronald Reagan at the expense of any insight into the history of his policies or the conservative movement that led up to him.
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pucksandpower · 11 days
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“When I was making the set up changes I was like it can’t get any worse, surely and *giggles* it did.”
From fiagirly on X
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turtleblogatlast · 1 month
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That middle child feel when you’re the one who successfully gets you and your siblings out of trouble only to immediately get jumped by them afterwards
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c-and-matteo · 4 months
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aw, darling does that hurt?
y-yes…
next time it hurts, I want you to say “please, harder”—
Aah! P-please…harder.
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indybob · 12 days
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I feel like Bradley is very possessive in the sense that he always has to be holding Jake’s hand or have an arm wrapped around him or be sitting with their thighs pressed together when they’re in public. He is Jake’s man and Jake is his man and he loves him more than anything in the world, so damn right he’s gonna make sure that everybody knows they belong to each other!🩵
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The funniest thing about Niko joining the gang is the fact that just the episode before, Edwin is INSISTENT that they don’t need Crystal in the agency because they don’t need a living person around and is determined to leave her out but then immediately accepts her next door neighbor instead which means the problem was just Crystal alone —
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Thinking about the KaeyaJeanDiluc friendship where they grew up together and they were CLOSE & sure maybe Jean felt like Diluc & Kaeya were closer since they were brothers & sure maybe Kaeya felt like he had to keep secrets from the two of them bc they would never understand but they were like. A trio! A team!
& then Diluc’s 18th birthday comes around and everything goes to shit and Diluc LEAVES so they’re no longer KaeyaJeanDiluc but just Kaeya & Jean & in some ways Kaeya and Jean get closer because of it but there’s also a pronounced DISTANCE where Jean doesn’t know how to reach Kaeya anymore & Kaeya is even more determined not to tell Jean anything & they both lose themselves in their duties to Mondstadt while also missing Diluc and ALSO, despite everything, offering each other unconditional support
& then Diluc comes BACK & in addition to Kaeya & Jean there’s the shaky reestablishment of Jean & Diluc and Diluc & Kaeya but it’s not THE SAME. they’re no longer KaeyaJeanDiluc; Jean & Kaeya are knights and Diluc will never be a knight again & they all changed while Diluc was away & none of them know how to talk to each other anymore AND YET there’s still an undercurrent of trust!! Not fully, especially between Kaeya & Diluc, but Diluc still calls on Jean during the archon quest, trusting that she will keep their secrets even though as the acting grandmaster she should probably not. Jean says in her about Diluc voiceline that she understands why Diluc hates the knights & is working hard to make them an organization he can trust again. Kaeya covers for Diluc’s darknight hero escapades & fondly reminisces about their childhood in front of him. Diluc invited Kaeya to dinner at the winery & (afaik) never told anyone about Kaeya’s origins. Kaeya tells the traveler that they need to give Jean their full support and planned a birthday party for her. Jean left Kaeya in charge of Mondstadt when she went to the golden apple archipelago! On some level they recognize that their goals still align!! There’s still trust and love there but there’s also this gap between them that none of them know how to cross and I just!!!
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diana-daphne · 20 days
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Best book ever written, nothing will ever be funnier than this, Jane Austen I love you more than anyone else in the world <3
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