#I assure you

[cupophrogs]

One-

IM GIVING DREW A WEIGHTED BLANKET

two

I would like to give everyone soup

“I’m sorry, Drew isn’t up for much talking at the moment! Or touch, for that matter. But he thanks you all, regardless!”

#the soup was devoured so fast #I assure you #and yes Drew knows a little bit of asl!! #not much though #Jsut enough so he can communicate when he needs to be nonverbal #the weighted blanket will definitely help #phrart #art #poppy playtime #catnap poppy playtime #thing poppy playtime #Drew poppy playtime #ask the three d’s #the three d's

[orion4ever]

Baxter “accidentally” spilling wine on a rude wedding guest after spotting them wear white

“White isn’t your color. Let me fix that.”

#baxter ward #our life beginnings & always #no one is going to wear white at cove and mc’s wedding #i ASSURE you #he’d probably be all smug about it too

[ask-whitepearl-and-steven]

so what did wd steven did exactly do to the cluster did he use some mind control like white diamond does or did he did something similar?

Great question!

#chekhov answers #i assure you #you are not the only one asking #and it will be answered eventually! #wondering is part of the wonder!

[starchaserdreams]

I've posted a couple of chapters of my Regency AU Temptation Eyes on AO3 since the last time I linked it here, so go check it out!

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“I have never felt that anyone has seen me this clearly before, and I am so glad that when I found that person, it was you.”

“James had always thought of Regulus as one of the handsomest men of his acquaintance, but this smile transformed his face into the most beautiful thing James had ever seen. He had never encountered a man with this pleasing a smile in his entire life. Despite wishing for this exact smile for weeks, James had underestimated it from the beginning. He could never have anticipated that it would be this disarming, this pleasing, in his wildest imaginings. This was the best smile he’d ever seen.”

#the softest jegulus fic you will ever read #i assure you #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #temptation eyes #regency au #regency romance

[sidetongue]

sometimes he can look intelligent

#but it is #i assure you #a rouse #sprig #dogs

[palmtreepalmtree]

I legitimately feel bad for the UPS sales person who fought really hard to win our account over from FedEx and now we have become the absolute nightmare account. Among the issues we have had to get resolved:

Multiple delayed package deliveries

Double-billed packages

Over-billed packages

Missed pick-ups

Reference information omitted from waybills and tracking

Reference information omitted from invoices

Obviously I don't think these errors are our fault, but geez we are constantly sending this dude emails like 'Hey what's up with this?'

Poor guy has received two emails today alone. Probably not worth it to either of us to keep going in circles on this stuff.

#i assure you #we're nice about it #but it feels bad man

[season-77]

Gilet Slay Saturday (with accessories) Everyone!

The navy blue bomber jacket is probably one of his favorite clothes

#shaun evans #gilet slay saturday #no gilet in sight I'm afraid .. #I assure you #I have a personal life #but I enjoy selflessly dedicating my free time to science

[spookyflavors]

Our inventory robot at work is known to be obsessed with me because it always goes and lingers in my aisle (no matter which one I'm in) and blocks me from doing my job. It's a huge joke at work but I'm getting annoyed now djhsgdhshhs

#spooky blogs #robot is probably calling me senpai #anyways i have a day off so hopefully that means i can continue drawing SMOOCHES #its a delicate process #i assure you

[camodielsart]

what is this then

oooooh that! hehehehehehe :)

don't worry about it heheh

don't worry about that dagger

:)

#lil lucifer au #totally nothing #i assure you #:)

[jakeyt]

*Cough cough*…..I’m … um.. yeah

Creds: emilyreneehahn

#please send emergency help #I’m not doing ok #I assure you #I’m n o t doing OKAY #Jake Kiszka #Jakey

[cinamun]

if bishop dies u gotta let us see it and it cant be no quick oh he got hit by a car i need it to be justified!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Friend you really said "BITCH PUT THIS IN YOU GAME!!"

#I am afraid of this mod #lmfaooooo #whatever happens #I assure you #you will see it #story stuff

[leonsliga]

The postman 📦😎

#i assure you #this man is a professional footballer #thomats #thomas müller #thomas muller #mats hummels #funny stoofs #videos

[whatlovelybones-if]

My twin is something, but I do like em in a twisted way?? Mmmm yes trauma baby🏃🏃

Poor bird thought RIP😔😔💔💔💔

ahh the duality of men. i can confirm that MC’s twin loves them a lot tho, and not even in a sick and twisted way like you’d expect them to. they are just... difficult to get used to, one might say

#asks #i assure you #they have MC’s best interest at heart #although most of the times MC doesn’t approve of their methods 💀 #what lovely bones #bonnie nonnie

[thearomancer]

I cast,

NEWTONS TESTICULAR CRADLE!

Incidentally, I now sell potions of

Cure newtons testicular cradle

5 copper pieces a potion

#pure coincidence #i assure you #wizardposting #wizard posting #wizard spells #alchemy #wizardblr

[alteanroyals]

ADRIEN AND MARINETTE SAYING GOODBYE TO TIKKI AND PLAGG IS THE SADDEST MOTHERFUCKING THING OMG THIS IS AWFUL

#this episode is showing me how SO NOT READY i am for this show to end lmao #i will sob the day i watch the last ep #i assure you #ml spoilers #miraculous ladybug #ml #ladybug #miraculous #mlb #chat noir #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #tikki #plagg

[hattys-posts]

I had an idea with this, maybe I’ll pursue it later. 👀

#vlad masters #vlad plasmius #badger cereal #he a little stiff but I’ll get better #eventually #danny phantom #NOT done with my fingers #I assure you