#I am not married btw

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had a husband that looked like a doll. His limbs were aging and he had to get new ones before he started to lose his memories. The problem is that we were too poor to afford new ones and I had to watch him slowly forget about me.

#dream #I am not married btw #I was also a porcelain doll #husband #doll #spouse #poverty #nightmare

[mobius-m-mobius]

#obsessed with their priorities

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #loki spoilers #it's got your shape to it... i'm sensing owen at work again 😂 #banter for DAYS they're so married it's unbelievable #am i distracting myself from pain and suffering by thinking how hilarious it is loki's vocabulary now includes phrases like 'hoof it'?? #maybe so maybe so :')))) #btw if anyone wants to theorize about the ep - #i'm going on record as assuming mobius getting hot cocoa on his own is the point where the timeline went wrong ;;;; #dianagifs #owenwilsonedit #marvel #loki s2 spoilers #ouroboros #o.b. #casey

[damianito]

I think my style is changing slightly but not much. I am trying to figure out light.

#♡ #Genshin impact #原神 #Heikazu #Kazuhei #Kazuha #Kaedehara Kazuha #Heizou #Shikanoin Heizou #The lovers! #They are married in my universe btw #if y'all asking about the rings #also i am on art block #my bad #school is making me run around a lot beside me trying to get work #so #for now them

[depairt]

Förgöt to upload these two buns here <3 Art for, "That Shipwreck of Your Heart,' because we love them.

#destiel art #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #supernatural #supernatural fanart #spnfandom #comfort #Cas is the most caring bean #Dean is sad but we love his crystal tears #Happy valentine my frens btw - alas I am married to Giö so you can only flirt with me at 97%

[drawlody]

5m doodle turn serious x my blorbos x cn palette

Alts

#adventure time #simon petrikov #hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #undertale #undertale frisk #sinner adam #cartoon network color palette #adventure time fionna and cake #digital art #persona #adam the first man #hazbin hotel adam #fanart #blorbo #artists on tumblr #i am married to all of them btw #i wont say frisk is my wife tho #idk what exactly is them to me but its important alright #the other 2 r def my wives #why am i like this

[sumquiasum]

conceptually, I love chilshi (dilf4dilf), however I just can't see senshi ever fully getting over the fact that chilchuck looks like a child

#dungeon meshi #I am open to having my world wonked btw like I'd love for it tok work but I just cannot see it :// #and Chilchuck is too professional for a one-sided pining thing #He thinks Senshi is one of the hottest beings to ever walk the earth but they're also colleagues so whatever. #AND he's still married #Love the idea I read somewhere of marcille catching on to Chilchuck thinking Senshi is hot and making a mountain from a mole hill #and trying to set them up #Chilchuck knows what's happening Senshi doesn't and Laios REALLY doesn't #10/10

[newspecies]

"the vast majority of legal persecution against early queers was focused on men" ARE YOU INSANE

#rot.txt #DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WOMEN WERE FORCED TO MARRY MEN OR DIE. HUH. WHERE AM I #this is from the section in the new hbomberguy video where he talks about james somertons misogyny and lesbophobia btw #SOMEONES BITTER THAT WOMEN KISS IN CARTOONS SOMETIMES!!! #AS IF THAT ERASES THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF MISOGYNY IN SO MANY CULTURES!!!!!!! GOOD GOD #sorry somerton is just so insanely stupid i cant get over it. why is he like that #like i dont know maybe this isnt important but i remember being asked as a kid to pick a greek city state to live in #but i was a girl. so none of them were good choices because apparently i would be forced to have children no matter which one i picked #and i guess it just stuck with me. if the boys liked to fight they got to pick sparta and if they liked to read then it was athens #but what did the girls get. a little more freedom in certain places but ultimately the same expectation. have babies or die #in hindsight there were definitely options in ancient greece #but my teacher didnt tell us that. we just had to write about whether we would like to have slightly more rights or not #OBVIOUSLY gay men have historically faced discrimination but saying that it wasnt as focused on women is just unbelievably stupid #sorry i dont know if any of this made sense #lesbophobia tw #misogyny tw

[canyoureallycallthisablog]

I have NO recollection of making this and now you shall be cursed with its existence too

#sans #miku #sans and miku #just two pals you know #sans undertale #undertale sans #undertale fanart #does this still count as that #what am i even doing #i believe i made this as a task from god herself #hatsune miku #i dont even know what else to tag thi with #i want this to be observed as many times as possible but the heavy guilt of that mission is making me unable to think #feel free to ignore this #if you are able to #miku and sans undertale are BEST FRIENDS #this reminds me of a story i made about miku and sans marrying for tax benefits (they're both gay) #and then having to come out to their adoptive daughter Vriska because sans fell in love with komaeda and was having an affair with him #i wrote that in the middle of finals btw #college does trully make one insane

[exhuastedpigeon]

Once I told a partner I was in love with them while we were drunk and they said if I told them again in the morning they’d believe me so I stayed up the entire night reminding myself I had to tell them again because I was worried if didn’t remind myself over and over again I’d black out and fall asleep and forget.

I told them again in the morning and they loved me too.

#Han rambles #kinda feel like this could be turned into a fic #I am very sore and tired #but #just laying on the floor icing my knees #very stoned #thinking about that night #I married them btw

[blueskittlesart]

swings with you. i think sidon is the perfect capsulation of how men and mlm ships take precedent. he's a fairly boring character 😭 the only thing he really has going for him is that he's hot and "himbo" so ppl r obsessed w shipping him w twink link.

why are conversations about sidon so predominant when the narrative of totk is so clearly putting more focus on zelda. can she have one thing im begging here

thank god im not the only one. christ. like i feel like the only thing sidon has going for him is that he's a hot man. his story is like. fairly straightforward 'i had a family member who died and i am grieving her' which like. multiple other characters in botw had. i would argue that the other champions in botw had more interesting stories than him (riju's struggles to lead her people at age FOURTEEN, teba fighting for his son and the future of his family, etc etc.) sidon isn't a BAD character by any means but he wasn't a GREAT character either and i NEVER saw any chemistry between him and link. 90% of what people seem to like about him is just. fanon shit. can we please just drop him and talk about women for once i am begging

#AND HE ISNT EVEN REALLY A HIMBO IN THE GAME?? #like i assume that came from the whole 'never met a hylian' thing maybe??? but that was just like. because he is a zora. #they are an isolated society and on their timescale the calamity happened very recently of course he was sheltered??? #like someone please show me the textual himbo sidon evidence. i do not see it #asks #also not to be insane but i feel like no sidlink shipper EVER has considered the like. actual implications of this ship. #'hello ex boyfriend of my dead sister who i am still grieving for. she wanted to marry you btw. want to date me now' ????????????? #ugh. anyway. i swear i do not hate sidlink guys im just SO TIRED

[skitskatdacat63]

Stop flirting....

#btw i have zero context for *when* that pic is from in the press con #but this is the only time they talk to/about each other in the transcript #so it is my headcanon that they are the same moment 🤭🤭 #but god yet another exchange i would kill someone to get the video of #it just comes off in the transcript as so old married couple bickering?????? #'oh *now* youre paying attention. was the light bothering you? was it really that bad for you' #'yes it was in fact disturbing me >:(' #'youre being such a baby 🙄 the light in here is just as bright“ #'alright sure mr. privileged man whos in the best car. of course you wouldn't understnd my struggles 😒' #'well maybe you shoul've just backed off and let me drive 🥺 i was already beating you whats the point' #'ummm actually no you werent' #mark: i am going to shoot myself #but its sooooooo funny seb being like aww dw 🥺🥺 i was trying to build a gap 🥺🥺 to shield your sensitive eyes 🥺 #CAN WE PLEASE TALK THOUGH ABOUT SEB PATTING HIS CAP !!!!!!! SOOOOOO CUTE #no matter the actual context of the pic hes still 100% being an annoying brat to nando. I just know it #race weekend over. back to the content people TRULY care about: vettonso.(😭) #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #2013 italian gp

[rootworks]

amen 🦋

#song is amen by amber run btw it’s so tftgs jack/sabine to meeee #me when i am being haunted by the ghost of my coma girlfriend & going through hell while she’s imagining a perfect life where we're married #tales from the gas station #gas station jack #jack townsend #tftgs jack #gasstationjack #sabine tftgs #tftgs sabine #tftgs #fanart #blood

[bipunkharrington]

Read the people.com interview, and I'm literally cackling because they got us all so good 😂 to the point I'm side-eyeing the "married to my best friend" comment even though it's a completely normal and sweet thing to say about your partner and still thinking "... married for the bit?"

#smosh #shourtney #married for the bit #don't jump down my throat for this btw #i assure you my scepticism isnt causing any harm to either of them #nor am i demanding anything from them or insulting them by jokingly insinuating maybe they're still doing a bit #shouldn't have to add that but y'all be violent about this 😂 #“in 2024 I married my best friend... my girlfriend was mad about it #but we found it hilarious “ #😂

[rockoblanco]

i kno in a lot of ways im v lucky but the whole “ur brain wants to kill u & wants u dead !!!!!!!!!!!” thing does end up being an incredibly annoying thing 2 live with after a few decades 😭😭😭😭

#like i wish i was one of those ppl who like could just go to work #go to sleep go home do things #but instead my (clinically diagnosed !) severe insomnia married with my severe depression is just like #‘wow! Life is so tiring . work sucks! dying’s always an option BTW 👍’ like shut up babe im trying to make it thru this shift 😭 #like what tf is even the biological explanation for this why am i alive like this like wtf 😭

[magnusthemes]

honey wake up new magnusthemes layout just dropped

New MagnusThemes layout

That's right y'all, after like 5+++ years of using the previous theme haha. Honestly, the old one was lovely and I really liked it, but after 5 years of Tumblr changes, it just wasn't keeping up with the times anymore. Therefore, I decided to make this new one while pretending that midterms and research responsibilities don't exist bc priorities  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The new layout also uses zero jQuery throughout the entire blog (yes, I redid the Isotope filtering to get rid of it too!) in an effort to reduce loading times.

Let me know if there are any bugs please!

#updates #layout change #GODS its been SO LONG #also dont ask why but apparently the rooftop of shriram building is an excellent place to write code #thank my friend keene's edm playlist for helping me to finish this btw #bc honestly if not for the edm i wouldve rewatched marry my husband like at least 20 times today #also if the latest theme widget or my static previews blog design rings a bell… #it was inspired by Changi T2’s flip board info display #’how homesick are u’ yes #just in time for the singapore airshow which I am again missing for the third time in a row

[toobluebirdie]

i've been experimenting with metal etching for the last month or so. I made myself a sleep token pendant just for fun and to see if I could do something small and detailed. It's a mess but it's MY mess. Now the questions is do i wear it to the family function tonight lol

I was gonna crop this but look at my cute dog in the bg :(((((

#sleep token #my art #i guess #metal etching #not looking forward to the family holiday thing btw #i am the weirdo of the family #i'm queer and have tattoos #and i'm the only one who isn't married with kids #my brother is the other weirdo but he lives far enough away that he doesn't have to go #that bastard (lovingly)