#I am a dumbass

[multiseb21]

Cinematic parallels

#Max: damn…somebody stole my bitch :/ #this meme is the first thing I thought of when I saw the press conference pics lmao #i am many things #but first and foremost #i am a dumbass #f1 #daniel ricciardo #max verstappen #lewis hamilton #us gp 2023 #cota gp 2023 #austin gp 2023

[moonstream-05]

Forgot to mention earlier but my dumbass expected michonne to be in Rick's closet when thorne visited

#richonne #towl spoilers #the ones who live spoilers #i am a dumbass

[samuelturn]

OH GOD DAMNIT I ONLY NOW REALIZE ELIZABETH BENNETT’S NAME IS A PRIDE AND PREJUDICE REFERENCE

#green creek series #wolfsong #ravensong #lovesong #heartsong #feralsong #brothersong #elizabeth bennett #i am a dumbass

[ghostoffuturespast]

At what cost?

First attempt failed because I tried to drive through a crime scene investigation. Second attempt I accidentally killed a poor man making a phone call because I fell on him...

The photos came out cool though.

#cyberpunk 2077 #virtual photography #shitpost #adventures of grandpa v #i am a dumbass

[wildclaw41]

Creature Adventurer's Attention!!!

only four days till I release/ post Why did everyone had such a huge crush on Chris kratt? (real life and animated) analysis. And I would love to let you guys know that I am still looking for more things to discuss in this analysis so if anyone has really important facts or info that I should talk about the crushing on Chris kratt thing please come forward and speak to me and we'll talk. please let me know and thank you and stay tuned!!!

#chris kratt #kratt brothers #wild kratts #zoboomafoo #kratts creatures #be the creature #i am a dumbass

[cloneflo99]

Maybe for my very first fanfic I should have tried starting writing some fun drabbles or one-shots, instead of a story that is (so far!) already over 80 pages long.. but then again it is exactly my brand of stupidity and I shall not back down

#why am I like this #the bad batch fanfiction #written by flo #tbb fanfiction #the bad batch #slow burn #i am a dumbass

[wingsdippedingold]

HELP

i read HOTD discourse and kept reading TG as Targaryen 😭😭

#i am a dumbass #can u tell I haven’t started it yet #hotd #house of the dragon

[tmnt-tychou]

I've been sitting on this one for a while trying to decide if I should post it. It's a little spicier than my regular art, but I don't think it breaks tumblr's rules. No naughty bits shown. Real turtles keep their genitals in their tails. For mutant turtles, I like to think their tails are still erogenous zones and some good tail fondling gets them hot and bothered. (Those who have read "When Leo Met Mona" knows this about me.)

Full version under the cut.

#tmnt #tmnt bayverse #tmnt 2016 #donatello #tmnt mona lisa #monatello #I finally figured out how to flag as mature #I am a dumbass #make dudes sloppy #they deserve to have their tails fondled #my art

[leotheflameohotman]

so I tried to turn right up I forgot which way right was, so I did thing with the hands

anyway

I crashed Festus

#leoposting #i am a dumbass #festus

[ph1lsimpmcu]

Ah yes. Uninterested in sex incubus Stephen Strange and always horny Tony Stark. Beautiful.

This idea lives rent free in my mind 24/7

#ironstrange #how do i tag this #doctor strange #tony stark #i am a dumbass

[dr-aegon]

*me getting a bad headache from drinking sixteen shots of vodka in the span of less than three hours while being already sick*

#i am a dumbass

[dyrewrites]

"Let's make it a masquerade ball," I said.

"It'll be fun," I said.

Well look at us now, stupid, having to figure out and keep track of like fifteen unique animal-themed masks and the people wearing them.

Real smart there.

#i am a dumbass #writing rambles

[grungeybean]

My mom/my partner/my boss/ everybody I know: be careful baby it's dangerous out there 😔🥺🙏😬

Me: *drifting through every corner on purpose* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😤😤😤😤✊️✊️✊️✊️😈😈😈😈👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺

#never gets old #i am a dumbass #winter weather is so fuckin fun #this is a post about driving #im so sleepy

[sorascribbless]

Are flamethrowers just the water guns of fire people. Like in Elemental would Ember just have a flamethrower-

#sora stop #elemental #ember lumen #elemental pixar #pixar elemental #elemental 2023 #i am a dumbass #shitpost #im so sorry-

[sweetcookie500]

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 4 IS HAPPENING!

AND I JUST NOW F*****G REALISED:

STEVE ZAHN (Jedediah) WAS FRANK HEFFLEY IN THE ORIGINAL DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOVIES

JAKE WHITEHALL (Octavius) IS NEWTON PULSIFER IN GOOD OMENS (no joke I cannot stop grinning about this)

THOMAS LENNON (Teddy Roosevelt) IS NOT ONLY A CREDITED WRITER FOR ALL THREE NATM MOVIES, HE’S ALSO CLINTON F*****G COOT IN THE LEGEND OF THE THREE CABALLEROS

ZACHARY F*****G LEVI IS CASTED AS LARRY (for context, Zachery Levi is Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert in the Tangled Series)

CHRIS PARNELL IS ON THE CAST LIST AS WASHINGTON?!?! (for context: he is the actor for Jerry Smith in Rick and Morty)

Don’t question how I didn’t realise ANY of this earlier, but DAMMIT I CANT WAIT FOR DECEMBER! THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!

#night at the museum #night at the museum 4 #natm 4 #I am sorry but this is what I’ll be gushing about for WEEKS #we have been fed #i am a dumbass #hype hype hype #please let the Jedtavius be there #i’ll join the riot with you all if it doesn’t lol #this movie is gonna be great istg

[straightfromthetorturedpoetsdept]

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#i am a DUMBASS #i didnt tighten my water bottle while on my way to work today. #i had my mental health textbook on the seat with the bottle #2 + 2 = water on the book #personal