Showtime Spy x Family AU has got to be the funniest shit in the world
Think about it. Pomni just trying to get her stupid mission and life intact. Not to mention she has good motor skills for a spy.
Caine being a freakishly strong assassin and believing every word Pomni tells him.
I can’t decide whether i think Bubble should be the child menace who can read minds or the dog who can see into the future.
Able incredibly angry that his brother not only didn’t tell him he was married, but has a whole ass kid and family. And what if this Pomni lady isn’t good for him?! Sure she’s rich but she cant cook! What if she poisons his brother???
Twilight becoming so unwittingly settled into his family life, that he accidentally refers to Yor and Anya as “my girls” when he reports back to Handler.
“Your girls?” Handler repeats, teasing him.
He nervously clears his throat, “I-I meant my wife and daughter.”
“Seems your “girls” are making you soft, Twilight.”
“Nonsense. It was just a slip of the tongue.” He says, heading towards the exit.
Handler chuckles to herself as he leaves.
“Seems our dear Twilight is so deep in character that it’s hard to tell where Twilight ends and Loid Forger begins.”
HES CORRECT RAGATHA IS BEST GIRL AND WE SHOULD ALL KNOW IT
question for jingle and randy: whose sister is better?
kofi🎭|| The Siblings Episode Masterpost🪆
Blue Pomni: You'd make an embarrassing dad...
Randy: now what in the sam hill are you saying
Blue Pomni: Ragatha brings home a boyfriend, would you or would you not ready a gun?
Randy: ...
YOU DREW MY ANDY WITH BEST GIRL JUNE? KAKDKSKD IM LOSING MY MIND I ADORE YOUR ART SO MUCH IM FRICKING HONORED ANDJSKDK THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER WOKEN UP TO
I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.