if you’re wondering how fat I am I’m going to the movies tomorrow morning & I just googled can you get extra extra butter on your popcorn at cinemark lmao
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Be real with me. You're sitting in a bar and a 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔞 with a massive sword rams into the door. Do you or do you not laugh
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monster!au sketchdump #2
1-2: monster swap!! purely indulgent, since if they were actually these monsters from the start, they'd all have turned out different.
3: price in his prime! he was a real tank, but he grew out of his destructive phase.
4: preening time with gaz <3
early access + nsfw on patreon
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the mermaid princess has fallen for your spell, just not the one you intended...💖💕
✨beefleaf fairytale au because ill take any excuse to draw lesbian mermaids✨
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got a worm nibbling my brain. can someone help me find a piece of obscure media?
webcomic/indie comic from the 2010s. basically a sci-fi short story about a young girl (with red hair?) who was being raised by scientists as part of an experiment. she receives a haircut/has her head shaved, in preparation for her annual brain scan/testing. it is revealed that while her body is human, her "brain" is artificial, made of computer implants throughout her skull and spine. at some point her biological mother (also a scientist on the same campus?) encounters her and is repulsed, viewing her as a machine who has murdered her daughter.
it was very poignant and it bruised my heart and i can NOT find it anywhere
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=> Follow Etho
Etho: What in the world?..
Joe: Howdy, Etho!
Joe: Fancy some company? With complimentary live music to set the mood for adventure, perhaps?
Etho: How-
Etho: Um
Etho: Alrighty then.
Etho: Are you sure you can swim like this?
Joe: No worries, I've got everything here under contrblrobrblrbl
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You have made the first step towards forging an alliance! But with the soulmate assignment looming on the horizon, will it last?
(you guys are AMAZING btw, here are only some of my favourite suggestions under the cut)
(also don't worry Joe will return the instrument to his sister post haste)
and last but not least
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