I feel like such a dork now. Someone asked for simple wig tips (I barely talk to them) and I accidentally went overboard. I told them every little tip and how to’s for cosplay in general! It was such a long detailed message for such a simple question! Why am I always so complicated and try so much to be helpful?? Curse my people pleasing self!!!
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sketch + paint based on this analyisis by moongothic speculating about the Revolutionary Army and Sir Crocodile, and they wrote in tags #I'm just saying Crocodile being the Revolutionary Army's Secret Sugar Daddy would be hysterical
and I needed to manifest it, crocodad theory has to emotionally start somewhere lmao
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I got a request earlier this month for an audio where I play up the moans, sighs, and whimpers when I belch. Turns out stuffing my face with an entire pizza was a really easy way of making that happen! I didn't have to try very hard to get all those extra noises coming, and when they started, they simply couldn't stop. Listen to me belch, pant, and moan my way through enough food for at least two people, with some belly slaps in there for good measure!
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wifetomegatron's kinktober writing prompts, part I ! (mdni!) (nsfw!)
i. lace (idw megatron / afab! reader)
It was still all very strange to him — the feel, the texture, the smoothness of it all. You've caught him a handful of times staring, rapt in attention, watching how the fabric of your dress hikes up your knees. How the pretty frills bunch up your waist. Then, as if he'd been thinking about it, he would trace his thumb carefully along the seam of your undergarment. He rolled the cotton between his fingers, tentative, careful, not wanting to pinch your skin when he slipped a finger beneath it to rub the material with his thumb. Yet there was always a tint of guilt beneath the admiration as if he was not allowed to indulge in something so innocently soft. You wanted to argue otherwise.
He entered the hab suite several minutes early, alarmed that the lights were still on when you were usually already asleep by now. Instead, you stood before one of the full-length mirrors installed, checking your reflection — body on display. The doors slid shut, louder than usual since the space you shared was void of noise. There was a moment of hesitation where you thought this was a bad idea until you heard the faint click of his cooling fans, a shadow of desire falling across his optics. He crossed the distance slowly, gaze never leaving yours.
You wondered what he thought of the shades of white, accentuated with a soft touch of pink — playful and teasing — meant to tempt him. As if I needed to be seduced. Megatron had murmured absentmindedly, lost in a trance, frame moving on its own, already nuzzling his nose down your cleavage and past the line of your stomach. The delicate trimming of your garter belt brushed his cheek, and you guided his head against the silk. His servos gently squeezed your ass before roaming up and down the back of your legs. The cool air sent shivers down your spine, drinking in the contrast: his body was warming up.
He tells you, you look exquisite. You were ready for taking, and he felt insatiable, praises and thank yous pouring out of his mouth. I don't deserve you. His voice was hoarse, dentae lazily dragging the garter down to your ankles. Megatron laid you down across the berth, sinking atop the sheets to kiss, to hold. This was a gift. You sighed, letting him lift you by the waist to firmly pull you down his spike, down to the hilt. The noise was obscene, and yet there was tenderness in all of this. Always.
You were his gift: wrapped beautifully for him. And with each pull of the ribbons that held you in place, Megatron promises you that you will come undone. Again and again and again.
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Quick question, have we figured out why Richard is so damn ATTRACTIVE??? Like he was so fine during the Mutter and MiG Era but he's even better now??? Sir I have questions!!!! What is it about you that's so addictive??? And that belly??? A MASTERPIECE!!!! He needs to pay for my rehab I'm dying over him at this point lmao
Hi hello how did you get into my head and write down exactly what I think about daily?? Because I'm still so fascinated regarding how he changed over the years, while remaining so enticing and attractive, always reinventing himself a bit, experimenting with different looks and styles while maintaining his overall vibe and aesthetic 😌 This of course includes his physique and wonderful chunkiness, but I'll shamelessly use this ask to venture out in earlier decades, to appreciate this man in all his glory 😩 (I hope that's alright with you)
Let's take a tiny look at Mr. Richard Z. Kruspe over the years, just to process this delicious evolution of his:
Very early on we had a lean Richard with the dreads, for some a no-go, for others quite a charming look (i know exactly i'm not the only one who's down for dreadlock Richard 👀), picture from ca. 1993:
In the beginning of Rammstein, we have some brown and blond haired, somewhat muscly Richard (ca. 1995/1996):
Then of course the ethereal look of Live aus Berlin (recorded in 1998) and his general style during the Sehnsucht era (Viva interview from 1997):
Moving on to the Mutter era, the first time his iconic spiky black hair was introduced to the world (picture from 2001 in Tallinn, gif from 2001 at the Velodrom Berlin):
He maintained a similar style and physique (very much toned and gym-trained I guess) or a while, for example during Völkerball (recorded in 2005):
or in various music videos, such as "Mein Teil" (2004) and "Benzin" (2005, albeit with some very much 2000s eyebrows):
In 2009 while LIFAD was released and during the LIFAD tour, he shortly ventured into another hair style (I won't comment, it was.. something, picture of 2009), then again back to the spiky style and tried out the mohawk (picture from 2012 I think), while parts of his typical stage outfit were born plus he's rather muscly here too:
During the festival tour 2016/2017 you can slowly see him becoming a bit broader/meatier in his physique, which I find just absolutely wonderful, plus some combacks like his spiky hair (gifs from an interview in 2018):
And slowly but surely we arrive in the current time and Richard's current style and physique: vampire coat, chicken coat, meaty and chunky Richard in all his glory:
All in all I have to say: It's so interesting to see how he changed and still stayed true to himself and his aesthetic, to his enthusiastic and genuine self while continously trying out new styles. And this includes his physique!! His appearance of course changed over the span of 30 years, that's aging for you. Of course he put on some weight - but that doesn't negate the fact that someone can be unbelievably attractive. And yes, I wholeheartedly agree, his belly now is a master piece, forged by the heavens, a gift from god, just perfection 💖
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Summary:
She was gorgeous. Tina’s cheeks warmed up to an almost unbearable level. She blinked a couple times at the lady, trying not to stare at the way the single dark streak of her hair hung in her face or the thin frown on her lips or the razor-sharp anger in her eyes.
“I don’t need another bodyguard,” the woman said. She didn’t wear any makeup aside from pink eyeliner that was probably a couple days old judging by how flaky it was. “I can do my investigations myself. In fact, I actually think that it’s better that I do it myself. A bodyguard can only hold me back.”
Mx. Rocher pulled out a printed booklet and placed it on the table close to Tina. As always, the actual message was short despite the size of the booklet. Another lavish waste of resources by the Federation. The black ink in the center of the page reflected golden under the harsh lights.
GUARD DETECTIVE BAGI. REPORT ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION TO THE FEDERATION. THIS TASK IS INDEFINITE. ENJOY THE STATION.
🌸🔪🌸
Modified bodyguard au for @harvsbian !!! written for the @mcytblrholidayexchange :)
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I feel quite stressed so I doodled some fan children or post Covid children for the foreign gang.
Twins are Damiens and Pips. I dont know how they were made or if they’re biologically Pips, these are more so just designs with vague ideas. I just know the girl (sweet) has Damien’s anger face and Pips patience. The brother (sour) is an smiley empath who feeds of emotions pretty much and has a lot of emotions come out at once, similar to Damien’s anger but with everything else. Is suspect their names are Eros and Eris for the personalities but not set
The baby is Estella’s son. I don’t know how or where he came from, she probably had him on her own somehow but if anyone wants to think Rebecca or someone helps raise him that’s welcome. He’s a sleepy baby who wears a bowtie and has the middle name Herbert. Will grow up to respect girls and be a strong young lad.
The last is a child i dont know the gender of(I couldn’t decide), but they’re obviously a Gregory and mole baby. Wild hair, is always outside, finds creatures and pinecones. Doesn’t talk much. If any kids picked on them (the gag where the French and British are mixed up), they’ll just be like “yes,” “oui.” Very tame. Knows revolution and how to survive in the wild, has Gregory’s singing talent and mole’s insults if it ever comes to it.
If I knew how to draw old people I would’ve definitely drawn them with post Covid versions of them all.
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