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I just think more hairy fat men and even hairless fat men just fat men in general should be wearing less clothing in the summer to give the people who work hard every day a treat to get them through their shift like fuck the people who think its weird seeing an overhanging belly in a crop top

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i just think we should sexualize fat men more

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#REAL

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current POV: marveling at how soft I look from this angle

#took off my belt and undid the fly right after this lol #normally don't enjoy posting pics of myself all that much but i'm feeling myself tonight #bloated hairy man tummy be upon ye!

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Since you brought it up, your blog/audios have been my "old reliable", so to speak for a long time. The first NSFW audio you posted got me good, but all your posts do tbh

Despite being here a few years, I'm always flattered to hear things like this! It legit turns me on to know that my burps turn other people on. And not just that they turn people on, but that they turn people on enough to get them to cum! Next time you get off to them, feel free to think about how much I enjoy knowing that I make you so aroused...

#ngl i'm not just flattered. i am so turned on by this oml #ty for the love anon <3 #ask #answered #anon #not sfw #burping

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not me getting horny over the fact I ate to the point of being slightly sore but am somehow still hungry at the same time

#so it goes when you gorge on something sweet! #hmm what to eat next... #stuffing #not sfw

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Think of me burping when you cum, okay?

#very h*rny about burps tonight which means it's time to post something here! #also if you do this/ have done this and you want to share... please do ;) #burping #not sfw

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criticism of nsfw art and its tropes is at its worst when the assumption going in is that drawn erotica is aiming for an attempt at realism first and foremost and complaining when things aren't 1:1 biologically accurate. its like how people think a picture of a character is good solely based on how realistic the artist renders them. yeah no shit cumflation isn't a real thing that can happen, no shit someone can't have a 30 inch horse penis, but I'm here for a good time not a long time

#preach #like why do you think i'm drawing what i draw? #bc it's hot and if i can't bang an alien/stuff myself to unrealistic limits/etc irl then experiencing it vicariously is the next best thing #i draw those tentacles for myself and my dick #next question

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high, waiting on the oven for my pizza, and thinking lewd thoughts... I feel so damn good rn

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Happy 4/20! In case nobody's told you to yet, you should totally go get high and stuff yourself silly, okay?

#i take great joy in enabling others when it comes to stuffing <3 #stuffing

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having a somewhat shitty evening which means it's time to think about my fave burping for me so I don't lose my gd mind

#only a few more weeks in this godforsaken place and i'll never have to deal with these assholes again 🙏 #i'm so tired of this place man #thinking about my fave has gotten me through... maybe a concerning amount of frustrating things this year #my baseline for how often i think of him is already pretty high but he's on my mind almost constantly here #bc i am that desperately in need of something happy to help me take my mind off of stressful shit #if there's any genuine advice for me to give on this blog it's this: #when considering a college do some digging online about the culture #ESPECIALLY if you're a minority #and i mean dig deep too #if a school has money they may try their damndest to hide all the problems they have through whatever means necessary #people told me i'd fit in here which is true academically #but socially and culturally this place is full of the most toxic people and mindsets jfc #i could go on about this place and how much it sucks for hours #but anyway... my l*ndo burping 🤤🤤🤤 #thinking about drinking soda with him and him not letting me touch myself or burp 🥴🥴🥴 #sighhhhhhhhhhhh #not sfw #londarling

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I fucking love belching and I don’t think there’s any hotter feeling. Gulping down massive amounts of air, whether in a minute for pleasure or over the span of a nice meal, feeling it sit heavy in your chest and stomach, and then finally opening your mouth and pushing just a bit, feeling it rush out of you, accompanied by sounds which can only be described as disgusting alongside the flavors of whatever you’d most recently eaten? Peak.

#🤤🤤🤤 #it really is the hottest feeling #burping

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Stopped for lunch on the way to university this morning…combined with a fizzy drink I was burpy and horny in my car 😫 wish I’d gotten a bigger drink tbh

Sounds like fun! And sounds like you should get a bigger size next time. ;)

#oh how i love hearing others' stories #and also enabling them a bit lol #i am always willing to encourage people to eat/drink more if they're clearly into it #ask #answered #anon #burping #not sfw

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it's really nice and warm out which means I'm thinking about someone enjoying a whole bunch of ice cream only to follow that up with soda, not realizing the gassy consequences they're inflicting on themself...

#posts that totally don't describe what i'm up to today (/s kinda) #burping #stuffing

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Before...

The meal...

And after!

That's at least 2160 calories there- over a pound of allergy-friendly mac n cheese and 22 ounces of pudding, plus a 20 ounce Diet Dr. Pepper to help me belch and free up some room. I did take a bit of a break before having the pudding so I had a little time to digest while doing my dishes... and I took off my belt during that time too. Feeling so fucking good rn! Thanks as well for accommodating a workaround for the bread. :)

Forgot to take a pic of the empty pot before washing it but I assure you it was damn near wiped clean before I even took it to the sink!

🍔Cheeseburgersinparadise’s Stuffing Challenge Giveaway 🍔

I’m excited to announce I have a fresh $50 burning a hole in my pocket and I’d love to give it away as a thank you to this community and get a lil community engagement going.

TO ENTER:

🍔 eat 1 pound of pasta (sauce of your choice) with a loaf of Texas toast/comparable loaf of garlic bread.*

🍔 reblog this post with a photo of the full pot and then empty pot and your full belly.** please try to reblog from this original post instead of adding on if possible to make it easier for me to tally.

🍔 bonus entry if you also eat dessert (proof must also be in the photo)

🍔 you have until 11:59 on 4/14 to enter. late entries will not be counted.

🍔 a winner will be chosen on 4/15 and messaged privately on tumblr. the money will be sent via PayPal. (apologies that’s the only way I will send money.)

Obviously people can cheat if they want to but please be cool and do it for real.

Feel free to message me with any questions! Have fun and good luck - I’m very excited to see everyone’s entries.

*if there are food allergies/other issues with this food choice, message me and we will come up with an alternative 🙂

**those who are uncomfortable with personal photos can just rb a pic of the pot before/after

#it was a lot of food and a lot of fun! #feeling so good and so h*rny rn #stuffing

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I am finally done with the damn hc post I've been talking about for months

I might finally be next to done with the damn hc post I've been talking about for months

#meant to rb this last night but let's just say I got distracted after finishing with it... #and please tell me if i've done good with it 👉👈

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Okay, here it finally is: burping headcanons for my favorite fictional alien, with a few hcs for his culture/species, too! Some of these are not sfw, by the way. Feel free to borrow or use some of these ideas for your own faves if you want!

L𝚘ndo M𝚘llari (B/5)

Where do I even begin. Alcohol intox is not my thing personally but given that he's a canon alcoholic, he probably spends a decent amount of time a belchy mess.

When he's some level of drunk and in public, he's often careful to make sure his burps aren't audible. He'll let them slip out quietly and/or find ways to muffle them, but he generally tries to suppress them. He does have an image to maintain despite his drunken antics, and he is well aware that burping is generally frowned upon in many of the cultures he works alongside.

Still, every so often a burp will sneak up on him that he didn't feel coming. He's always profusely apologetic to those around him regardless of volume.

But if he's drunk in public around others of his own kind? He doesn't bother trying to hold them back then. He'll show them who's a good and proper C𝚎ntauri, dammit!

When he's drunk and by himself, he sees no reason to try and hold himself back. He burps freely and often and loves it. It feels so damn good to him. At that point, he doesn't care if his neighbors try to lodge another complaint against him for the noise.

When he's sober, he's much better at suppressing his burps when in public...

At least until he's only surrounded by others of his kind. With the possible perception of rudeness gone, he will burp as often and as freely as he needs to and not pay it any mind.

That said, don't try to challenge him in a burping contest. Drunk or sober, he will win.

The one place where he will always, always suppress his burps is when he's in council or other official meetings, being an ambassador and all. The last thing he needs to do is embarrass himself and his kind on a galactic stage.

But otherwise let's be real, he's canonically a hedonist. It would not surprise me if he sometimes makes himself belch simply for the sake of feeling that pleasure.

On a related note, though I hc him as more of a feeder, he can probably pack away a lot of food. He gets very, very burpy when he eats as a result, and definitely enjoys hearing and feeling how his burps change the fuller he gets.

There have got to be alien foods that don't quite agree with him that make him really burpy. Just an added bonus of enjoying a good meal, as far as he's concerned!

As superior as he likes to view his own planet's culture, he does have to admit that humans one-upped them in the fizzy drinks department. Soda is, in his opinion, one of humanity's greatest gifts to the galaxy. Not only does it taste good, but it makes him ridiculously belchy!

Is he into burps sexually? I'm still undecided on that tbh. But he won't turn you down if you offer to burp on his dicks while sucking him off! Or, because he's a god-tier lover, he would also be so down to belch on your parts if you asked him to...

Or, on second thought, maybe he is into it sexually. Again, he's a hedonist and loves pleasure in all its forms. He'd probably find burping orgasmic. Totally not projecting here... (/s)

He's probably grossed out many a non-C𝚎ntauri lover by needing to burp after he cums. He's enough of a sex god though to make up for it. But hey, if you're C𝚎ntauri and/or into it, that's just an added bonus of sleeping with him!

In general, he's just really fucking good at burping. Loud or quiet, long or short, rich or airy, he's good at getting them up and loves every second of it. Generally, though, they tend more towards being deep and guttural.

Stuffed and/or drunk burps are probably his favorites, but I think he'd be damn good at burping on command too!

And he'd probably get a kick out of belching shamelessly around non-C𝚎ntauri he dislikes, especially his long-time enemy... (Who perhaps ironically is the one character to burp in true canon. So it goes.)

The C𝚎ntauri

In many settings, burping is considered polite. Especially at events like big banquets at which eating to excess is considered proper behavior (the C𝚎ntauri having events like this is canon btw!). Burping therefore makes more room, giving it practical value- but it's also associated with hedonism (a good thing in their book) and is treated as a compliment to the cooks and host over the quality of the food. You wouldn't want to stuff yourself on bad food, after all!

By extension, not burping in such settings is rude. And being rude in public is not something you want to do when your status is tied so closely to your public image...

Their upper digestive tract is a wonder. Not only do their stomachs generally have higher capacities than most humans, but they're much faster at digesting- meaning they can get full, wait a few minutes, and then continue eating in the same sitting. This rapid digestion produces a lot of gas, which inevitably means that all but the least ravenous C𝚎ntauri need to burp quite often as they eat!

They also use burping as a way to show dominance, particularly in situations involving stuffing. It's only proper- and reflects good on you!- to unleash the biggest belches possible over a meal. The bigger the burps, the more powerful others may consider you.

Being a culture of hedonists, the C𝚎ntauri love finding ways to bring different types of pleasure together. It only makes sense that stuffing, and the burping that comes with it, before or during sex acts is widely enjoyed among pleasure-seeking adults.

Likewise, burping has its place in romantic settings too. Though romantic love is often overlooked in favor of politically-advantageous arranged marriages (which fwiw is canon), burping around someone you're attracted to is considered an excellent flirting method.

#i have had so much fun with this. may add more in the future #anyway yeah i am insane about him <3 #burping #stuffing #not sfw #londarling