#I WILL SCREAM OVER EACH ONE

[lacertae-dreamscape]

me: blizzard is obsolete, their recent choices for ovw2 are honestly rly bad, i judge what they’re doing w that, and the fanbase is still full-on toxic, no wonder everyone abandoned ship, me included after waiting 6+ years for zen lore. despicable situation

also me, finding out they added a new omnic who studied alongside zenyatta, thus making interactions between them canon and giving me a fraction of zen-adjacent lore and a new character to raw zenyatta so hard he sees the iris, endorsed by blizz themselves: HO BOI HO BOI HO BOI

I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT THIS HAVE Y’ALL SEEN HIM HAVE U HAVE U

from THIS article about him

Lore nerds will be pleased to know that there'll be plenty of stuff happening between Ramattra and Zenyatta, too. "They came to be as close as brothers," Jurgens-Fyhrie told me. "So you will see interactions between them where you see that closeness and you get a hint at that history," adding that those "hungry for Zenyatta lore" will have a great time with Ramattra's addition.

HO HO HOHO HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHO

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#fran talks #there's zen there too! #so much can be taken from just this screenshot here #the fact that they're using the mala as a training feature #both ramattra and zen's are floating #the other omnic on the left isnt able to yet #they used to study together!!!!! #GIVE ME THE VOICELINES BLIZ #I WILL SCREAM OVER EACH ONE #HELLO NEW SHIP #oh god does that mean i can do like #threesomes or teasings about zendattattra now #what's the future ship name #I NEED IT FOR REASONS #SERIOUS REASONS #DICKING ZEN DOWN REASONS #*bricked* #please don't mind the tags im being thirsty on main #its ok i did my years i deserve this #zenyatta #ramattra #overwatch #also also also: not a tekhartha? #HMMM

[phoenixcatch7]

The Wayne doll house

Have some haunted doll au, since it's been bubbling away in my mind.

The bat cave is large and sprawling, many layers and tunnels and hollowed out cracks in the walls. It takes many years to fully reinforce to prevent stray kids from tripping into stagnant waters or fall down crags as he once did. The doll cave, as it becomes known, is in one of the deepest, darkest corners, one where the lights of the furnished caverns above don't reach.

It's one late night sitting at the computer when it suddenly occurs to Bruce that his first encounter with a doll was at the well entrance, many levels above.

There was nothing there when he went back.

-

The justice league stared at the subaru. The subaru, having no eyes, did not stare back.

The seven of them had just finished a very long, arduous mission, and narrowly escaped government censure after the base they'd been raiding had turned out to belong to some corrupt official. With the alert up, they couldn't escape through city airspace, or even in their hero suits.

So civilian it was.

Batman had hotwired some bloke's car while the rest of them ducked into alleys and shop bathrooms, but the problem remained. There was seven of them. And five seats.

"I can shift into something more suitable for being carried," suggested j'onn, "but I believe one of us might have to hide."

"Foot well?" Hal tried, and everyone looked around at the tall, bulky, broad heroes.

"Think they'd have to go in the boot," Barry finally said. Everyone immediately turned to him. "No."

Batman spoke up before the discussion could devolve.

"I think.... I would be best for that."

The team stared.

"Batsy?"

Having no lungs meant he could not drag in the tired sigh he wished, but whatever force allowed this body to talk was capable of approximating something suitably resigned.

"As I am, I am... incapable of fully passing as human. It would be best if I remained out of sight."

"So just? Go change? I swear we won't be weird about whoever you are under the mask. Even if you're like, bald."

"Thank you, Wally, but I'm afraid I'm being serious." Reaching for the mask in broad daylight was unpleasant, but the glue and wires held as he gave it a few thorough tugs. "It doesn't detach."

Everyone stared. Clark reached out as if he wanted to check, but withdrew.

"Do you even have a civilian identity??" Oliver eventually asked. "Because at this point I'm genuinely not sure."

Wayne Enterprises and Queen Industries had a meeting that same evening. "Hn."

"Can we go back to the 'incapable of passing as human' part?!"

"We can discuss it in the car," he snapped, stalking past Barry and popping the boot. "In case you haven't forgotten, we're on a time limit."

For once, that seemed to encourage them, and batman, with great dignity, folded his joints and cape into the small space, ignoring Hal's mutter of 'what kind of contortionist -' as he slammed the lid. With a little shuffling he managed to activate his comms.

"I will inform the watchtower of our delay."

"Batman, they're tapping all outgoing signals, you can't -"

"It won't trigger," he interrupted, before he twisted his consciousness and sent it spiralling across the country.

Bruce awoke with a groan, stretching his limbs and taking a moment to marinate in his annoyance before he reached for the comm and voice modulator on the beside table.

"Batman to watchtower, we've encountered delays. If the Texan state government calls we haven't entered the state in six weeks. Batman out."

-

"Alien?"

"No."

"Reanimated corpse?"

"No."

"Uh... Demon?"

"Hm. No."

"You're not just a meta human, are you?"

"No."

"Vampire?"

"No."

"Robot??"

"No."

"Batsy, please, someone's got to win the bet eventually. How do we even know you're not lying?!"

"You don't," Batman said, not looking up from his paperwork and Flash groaned, letting his sticky notes fall to the floor as he buried his head in his arms.

"One day," he bemoaned to the keyboard, "one day we'll figure it out."

"Until then please keep your eyes on the monitors."

Flash groaned again.

-

Robin ducked under superman's arm as he scuttled down the corridor, laden with the night's haul of snacks. The real problem wasn't getting them - stopping league members from raiding the kitchen would be extremely counterproductive - but keeping them until he could return home to his human body to eat them. Batman had started searching him each time they left and it was really cutting into his daily sugar intake. Unfair! Just because he didn't actually use energy to stay up my night to fight crime, it felt like he did!!

'Oh, you're broken, Robin, oh, don't go out until the glue has fully set, Robin' his arm was fine! It wasn't like there was much crime to be fought on the watchtower anyway! At least not physically.

So he was pretty pleased with himself until he went to set the snacks down and found that the tar like glue they used had soaked through the sleeve and gotten all over his chocolates.

With his other hand, he tried to pry them off, wincing as the wrappers tore and stuck. He tried to shake it, ignoring the way his elbow rattled in the joint.

"Come on, come on - aw, cheezits."

The arm fell off. Robin stared despondently at the limb, surrounded by torn wrappers and dripping black glue where it connected to the elbow. The sour stink of formaldehyde filled the air.

He was going to be in such trouble with Bruce.

The click of the door jerked his head up.

Flash stood in the doorway, wide eyed. Robin stared back.

Flash screamed.

Oh yeah @dehydratedmockingbird have a thing

#batman #Possessed doll au #bruce wayne #justice league #cryptid batman #Cryptid batfam #Didn't fit in there but I wanted to include that every bat member has a mask that covers their mouth #They've all got nutcracker jaws #I don't know the technical name but you know the ones where only a block moves for the mouth and the cheeks don't? #Super creepy on a life size thing I'd imagine #So if their mouth guard or mask gets ruined guess who's having nightmares that night! #Normally cryptid batfam go to great lengths to Look Inhuman and these guys still do it's just easier to not get joints jammed if you cover #Them up. Doesn't mean they haven't pavloved the whole criminal underground into terror at the sound of wooden clacking #They can turn ALL their joints 360 and it terrifies the average goon when you try to sneak behind a bat and it just swivels around to lock #With you. They grapple by shooting their hands out (so they can't lose their grapples) and it doesn't look nice. Yes they use it to #High five from across rooftops or grab things. Punch people in the face from the rafters. (pie the joker) #Their outfits look painted on (they mostly are). Ears swivel. They each have gliding wings installed in their backs after a scare with ivy #Clark was too polite to ask about the rattling and hissing noises he made until one day he was scouting with xray vision glanced over #And nearly screamed XD #long post #long tags

[martianbugsbunny]

Love the ending (and ONLY the ending) of Dark Phoenix bc it means Charles and Erik don't just get to be old together, they get to grow old together

They get to watch the lines and the wrinkles form on each other's faces; they get to see all of the events that shape those lines, like the way Charles gets a permanent crinkle between his eyebrows from sighing at the prankster students and the way Erik learns to smile so often that he gets proper crow's feet

Charles gets to see Erik's hair go grey, and then white, and he gets to run his fingers through that white hair even when his hands are gnarled and veiny and shake a little bit

They get to play thousands of games of chess together, day in and day out, night after night, until they have difficulty remembering all the rules and they're not as good at planning strategy as they used to be

All of the mutants they help, they get to watch grow up together; they get to see those mutants get married and have children and then they get to see those children grow up as well and neither of them ever has to feel alone again because in finding each other, Erik and Charles started a community that provides them both with more family than they ever imagined having

And eventually they get to die together, within days or weeks of each other, and be buried side by side after having lived the best years of their lives that same way

#I'm having feelings about old!cherik tonight my dears #I love them so much #and I love them even more when they've gotten to have not just a precious few years back but half of their lives #and they never had to live through most of the war with each other. they just got to know love and peace and family with people like them #crying screaming crying some more #cherik #Charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #professor x #magneto #old!cherik #xmen #xmen movies #xmen dark phoenix #this is the one good thing that movie gave us #also I'm snatching the end of days of future past and my cherik are running the school TOGETHER #no actual dark phoenix nonsense for me tyvm #and no apocalypse nonsense either #just. they go to Paris and get engaged there over chess and then they come home and dedicate their lives to helping other mutants #because that's what they deserve #and it's what I think they would do #and them being co-headmasters of the school makes me feel some type of way #especially when they're old and look like Patrick Stewart and Ian mckellan again #but I love the security of knowing that they get to grow old together either way #martianbugsbunny ships

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

this is how it feels to chew 5 gum being a barnaby/howdy enjoyer. im Unwell

#im just staring at a wall rotating them in my brain. constantly. no coherent thoughts theyre just There #its like... hate to Expose myself but yk that one supernatural episode #that was filmed like a mockumentary by the Ghost Hunter Guys. yk the episode with the 'gay love saves the day' quote #yeah yk the scene where the guys are screaming trying to escape cas but everywhere they turn / each door they open Cas Is There #that is also what it feels like being a laughingstock enthusiast #im trying to escape it. i cant. theyre Everywhere. #i go to sleep thinking about them. i wake up and theyre one of my first thoughts #ITS TOO MUCH! theyre too good.... #if youre reading this and youre like 'theyre cute but i dont really ship them' #Its Already Too Late. #cause thats how i felt. i thought they were gonna be a silly nonserious concept in the back of my mind #a crackship yk #look at me now... #laughingstock #i thought franklydear was gonna be The Welcome Home Pairing for me #i love them so so so much theyre everything but laughingstock is More. Somehow. #then again! we'll see what new characters and dynamics arise in the future! things may change! #but for now... mentol ellness over the dog and the caterpillar #that sounds like a childrens book lmfao

[ofkimtaehyung]

*✭˚･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ*✭˚･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ*

#hueningkai #txt #tomorrow x together #moasource #txtnetwork #moacentral #txtedit #mine #myedit #ive been meaning to scream over lullaby kai!!!!!!!!!!! #u know i had to make something for him #this coloring took everything in me to get right #these r super hd pls click to view; each one is like 10mb+ jfkggfkhjgf

[skitskatdacat63]

Yes these have all already been posted, but 2023 Vettonso comp post for me because I'm going to have an emotional breakdown

#i dont want to sound like a maniac but. i manifested this JDKFLGLVLV #okay but understand. ive been vettonso posting for like 3 or so weeks now #have been drawing them like its my god damn career #have been squealing and screeching over them with everyone #and like oh hey! they're both gonna be at suzuka! and seb is having a bee event! maybe nando will go! #BUT THEN NO I DONT HAVE TO JUST LIVE WITH SCRAPS. I GOT A WHOLE FUCKING MEAL #I AM GOING TO SCREAM AND CRY AND ROLL AROUND THE FLOOR #*i say as if i haven't done all of those things in quick succession after seeing these #yknow very fortuitous time for my parents to have gone on a vacation. so they didnt have to be witness to the emotional breakdown i just had #i was making noises that have not been uttered by human beings before :) #BUT LIKE INWAS LITERALLT JUDT DRAWING VETTONSO FANART #AND I FINISHED IT AND SCHEDULED IT #and was all silly in the tags like 'haha wonder if we'll get any interaction' #and then i go to scroll tumblr one last time before slepeing and I RECEIVE THIS FUCKING 12 COURSE MEAL #i cannot actually describe the emotion i felt when i first saw the pic #like genuine fucking shock through my body like just was like 'is this actually happening' #i said to C today 'i will be happy if we even get a pic of them within eachother's vicinity' #and well wow. theyre certainly within each others vicinities rn #if we actually get any more pics i think i will keel over i think i will actually turn into dust and powder on the floor #UGHHHHHHH JUST THE TIMING!!!!!! THEY DID IT FOR ME 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #sometimes manifesting does work. after you draw like 20 hours worth of art of them #im trying to be concise but i really cant #because its literally just animal screeching and whining noises in my head rn #HOW DO I SLEEP AFTER THIS??????????????? #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #2023 japanese gp #we do a little bit of f1

[iratusmus]

saw somebody whining about that one panel in ttt where shadow bridal carries blaze and like . imagine being that embarrassing. i dont even ship them even a little bit im a hardcore aroace shadow truther but imagine crying about sonic characters bridal carrying each other when its objectively one of the funniest things in existence

#i didnt have to sit through five MILLION years of people screaming over snadow for that one panel in the chao race arc #for you to throw a whole fit over 2 funny panels of shadow carrying blaze #this may also be the militant archie defender in me cropping up also. but still #sonic characters should bridal carry each other more. not in a shippy way just in a funny one

[psychofreakforc]

"I'm gonna hold your hand all the way there"

#brb gonna go cry #also i don't think this was meant to be connected to that but hear me out #sam saying that in scream 5 but then actually having to let go of her in scream 6 is so meaningful #because it shows how much their relationship developed in just one year. #in scream 5 she held her hand because it was over and they finally found each other again #in scream 6 she had to let go of her hand to make sure the both of them came out alive of that situation #sam carpenter #tara carpenter #carpenter sisters

[cuubism]

exactly how and where do the Endless have their family dinners? hosting it in any one of their individual realms seems fraught with power dynamics, that's right out. it has to be on neutral ground. so... the human world then? meeting in a human restaurant would also prevent a fair degree of antics and fighting, as they can't be revealing all their Endless powers to a bunch of random folks.

this is all to say, i invite you to imagine Endless family dinner at Olive Garden.

#the endless #the sandman #listen it would be a BLAST okay #first of all NOBODY is dressed appropriately for the venue #desire looks like they're going to new york fashion week #dream ALSO looks like he's going to new york fashion week but in a completely different way #delirium looks like she's going to burning man. destiny just came from larping lord of the rings #despair may or may not be wearing bedsheets #and poor death in true eldest sister vibes is the only one presenting a reasonable front #destiny ends up ordering for everyone and the server is like uh is that okay? and they're all like yeah that's what we were gonna order :/ #delirium gets bottomless mimosas eventho its a. dinner and b. she looks 16. but no one is willing to stop her #death orders a whole bottle of wine for herself because that's the only way she's getting through this #it takes exactly 1 minute for desire and dream to start sniping at each other #desire *on their 3rd long island ice tea* i bet i can manipulate that guy over there into proposing to his date #dream *dead sober and regretting it* i bet i can make him dream of BREAKING UP WITH HER #(meanwhile the poor guy's having a stroke from these conflicting influences) #desire: well then i bet i can make him SCREAM about how he HATES HER #dream: well *I* bet i can make him STORM OUT OF THE RESTAURANT AND NEVER RETURN #desire: oh yeah you know all about that don't you #dream throws a drink at their face #desire picks up a CHAIR and hurls it back #death wishes she could collect her own life and leave for the sunless lands #delirium is in the corner like: manipulating one guy is easy! i bet i could get someone to burn down the whole restaurant! :D #before they inevitably get kicked out desire shoves 8 servings of breadsticks into their purse #the olive garden may burn down later in a tragic accident #who knows #and that night bizarre numbers of people dream of having shitty family dinner at a mediocre chain restaurant #for reasons unknown!

[the-raging-tempest]

Making up

Zrise and @bearvanhelsing’s Aria

#oc: zrise #friend oc: Aria #my art #oc kiss week #the most insufferable people you’ve met are together #on and off #one day screaming and yelling #the next all over each other #no one will know peace #💕💕🥰💕💕 #💕🥰💕 #making up after a fight #trying a style I’ve never done really #for whatever reason if all the ones I made this was my partners favorite LMAO #even though I feel a little worried going with a big swing trying a different style 💕💕💕

[nicoscheer]

01/08/2023

Porto Ercole, Italy

He looks so boyish, like the backwards cap and the dangling foot

His standard Apple cable headphones I can’t he’s so sweet (probably either listening to the Beatles, Bowie, some classical music, the strokes or Miles new album 🐢 and maybe getting some inspo for AM8)

THE TATTOO I can’t 🤣🤣 like after leaving the fandom wondering for five years what he possibly did with the Taylor tattoo, the little shit just doesn’t give a fuck

Pretty sure that’s the hotel, cause towels, the pool and the dock all fits

Also like im sorry but if you look at the pics of Harry Styles and Olivia from the beach that were taken by Backgrid they look near identical

Also cause i was already on the subject of Harry Styles:

Are they in the same place ?! cause towels and the furniture and the stonewall. That would be fuckin hilarious but probably they already know each other well through Alexa Chung

Alrighty confirmed Harry also stayed at Il Pellicano (he was photographed with a bag with the hotels name on it)

#alex turner #arctic monkeys #slightly overwhelmed by the amount of shirtless swim short pics like that’s more than we got in the last 18 years #his hair 🦁 #he looks and seems so youthful idk how to explain it but he doesn’t appear a day over 20 #(I literally just googled Porto Ercole residencies that was like the first one to pop up) #they deserve a break #(not just from touring but also from each other it seems ;)) #also like I’m so so sorry but wtf is that white stain on Alex’s trunks #Alex has the opportunity to play tennis and wear shorts again 🤣 #I’m sorry but like my biggest take away is literally that the little fucker (affectionately) just didn’t bother doing anything bout that #Taylor tattoo #like the fact that he just has his exes name in his body still after 5 years and just seemingly can’t be bother that alone screams autism #Il Pellicano

[bloodheartz]

Just gonna say that mocking people for voicing their disappointment over the stream (spongebobscreamingwithflyingicecreamtruck.png “IN A CIVIL AND POLITE MANNER”) just makes you like. An asshole lmao. People are gonna be disappointed when they’re told they’re getting one thing and getting another no matter what, even if what they get instead is really good/funny.

#seeing this from both a lot of friends and mutuals and like! hey #as someone who is disappointed it’s really bothering me seeing people who I like say rude shit that applies to me? #like yeah. hlvrai fandom is annoying we know this. yeah there’s a lot of people being dicks abt this and they suck but like #dude this was the one thing getting me through finals and failing a class im allowed to say ‘hey im disappointed the thing related to my #special interest turned out to be a trick.’ even though I still enjoyed what I watched #like yeah. I’m upset. I’m really upset actually #not over the stream being a bait in switch but from peoples reactions to it on both sides of the fence lmao #everyone is being a big fucking baby over it. the hlvrai fans yelling about how much they hate RTVS ANNNNNND the people being like #‘erm if you’re disappointed you’re a fake fan. grow up. stay mad.’ like WOW #harassing RTVS over this makes you a loser. making fun of people for being disappointed makes you a loser. congratulations youre all a bunch #of whiny ass babies screaming at eachother and at each others throats over fucking half life funny #each and everyone one of you

[distant-screaming]

palmnueng are - soulmates, they're brought together from the very first moment they meet, standing in the living room of a huge mansion that is something like a home to one and something like a prison to the other. their love for each other is inevitable and present in every one of their actions, so easy to read and so simple to decipher. they find each other again, and again, and again, every single time, because they are bound together by something inexplicable and fundamental and so, so easy and impossible to explain.

but also - they are also nothing like soulmates, because their relationship is built on a foundation of excruciating effort and patience and loving on purpose. they both choose each other, over and over again, and there is no predetermined fate or destiny because it's so hard it's almost like the universe is against them and they struggle and suffer and hurt - but in the end, to them, it's worth it. every single moment, all of it is worth it - simply because it is them. simply because it is palm and nueng and they don't need anything so fickle and unpredictable as destiny to bind them together - they would choose each other every single time, regardless.

#in honor of the nlmg anniversary (a full year of me going absolutely INSANE over these two!! can you imagine!!!!) #and i think there's something so interesting about the fact that if they didn't love each other. if they didn't care. #then the fundamental story of nlmg would be tragedy echoed over and over again in various different forms #but it is the love that saves them #every one of my palmnueng post reads like a demonstration in insanity #nlmg #never let me go #never let me go series #palmnueng #palmneung #palmnuengdiao #distant screaming screams into the void

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

got so into my laughingstock feels that i burnt my fuckign toast

#shit was Black #literally was in my kitchen Wailing about them and forgot the bread slices i put in the toaster oven three seconds prior #s'ok i made a new set but oughhhhhh i am still sooooooo so unwell about them.... #OUGHHHHHHH THEMMMMMMM #theyre just... snf.... theyre just two silly goofy guys in love.... #silly goofy fruity fellas and they love each other <3 #SIDE NOTE GINGER SPREAD ON HONEY/BUTTER TOAST ABSOLUTELY FUCKS TRUST ME ON THIS #absolutely unprompted #but yea i was specifically thinking about that fic i have in my head #yall know the one by now. the one i desperately want to write and I SWEAR I WILL EVENTUALLY #but the fuckin... Misunderstanding... it makes me insaneeeee #its the most unhealthy part of their relationship AND THEY ARENT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP YET #damn theyre so healthy. theyre so. wails screams howls #but howdy being an oblivious idiot to his own emotions is so important to me #mans is whip smart & quick in every other area #but in this One Subject hes dumb as a rock & that hurts both of them <3 #but it also turns into something they can cry w/ laughter over later #someone asks how they got together. they exchange a look. and burst out howling #full on wheeze-laughing Cannot Form Words #y'see most couples would have some lingering 'i cant believe you did that' and/or guilt #but barn & howdy would just find it hysterical. full on 'remember when you-' 'yeah lmfao' #THEYRE SOOOOOO <3 #yknow if i ever find someone i want to have a partner-esque relationship. i want to have what laughingstock has #i do genuinely believe that howdy might have feelings for barn #but i like to live in the delusional world of my mind where they're Established <3 #grabbing them and slamming them together like a violent 5 yr old playing with dolls #kiss! kiss damn you!

[hayaku14]

THIS FUCKING KAISHIN ART BY KDKIIZ IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND LIKE HOLY SHITTTTTT I've seen this done with KID's gloves before but never with Shinichi's socks like??!?!$("(#+'+$+' THIS IS SO STUPID SEXY HOT OF THEM WTF#??#?#)$$)($) OHHH I'M DEAD FRFR IM GONE BRO like im not even a feet enioyer but i feel like i won 😳

#kaishin #SCREAM WITH ME PLEASE WTF I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE LOSING IT OVER THIS #OHHH #KID PUSHING SHINICHI ONTO A DESK SLOWLY PULLING DOWN HIS SOCKS LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUUUUCK #Imgonnacry i love kdkiiz art so much #dc prattles #THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT KAISHIN AND UNDRESSING EACH OTHER THAT MAKES MY BRAIN ROT SO MUCH #IT'S THE SURRENDERING OF THEIR IDENTITY AND VULNERABILTY OF BEING SEEN RAAAAHHHH #i feel like im gonna go insane looking at this art just as i feel insane when i see that one where #shinichi takes off kaito's gloves in the same way #the way undressing for kaishin is not only for sexy times but also for angsty and emotional and hurt and comfort and fluff & JUST EVERYTHING #im gone bro im DEAD

[saintharrowhark]

i just found out i’ll have THREE roommates in an apartment that can barely fit two people for SIX MONTHS.

#this is my worst fucking nightmare #i stayed there for Three months with one of my closest friends and even that sucked So Hard #the apartment is one tiny hallway with no doors!! none!! #only little pantry doors in front of the toilets #and none in front of the shower #so we had to scream I’M NAKED don’t come over to the OTHER HALF OF THE HALLWAY #and we didn’t mind like changing in front of each other #i don’t know these people!!