#I LOVE FAILGIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cactus-cactus-cactus]

Tired of the “she did nothing wrong” mindset. She did EVERYTHING wrong and I’m still on her side and that’s true dedication baby.

#this post is about Judith 36Questions but it can apply to any number of my favs #one thing about me is I love a woman who ducks things up severely #failgirl propaganda

[jicklet]

Ember and Wade in Elemental (2023)

#elemental #pixar #elemental movie #ember x wade #animationedit #pixaredit #filmedit #elementaledit #v posts things #v watches elemental #i want to gif this movie so bad but all i've got to work with are random promo clips #anyways i love them ahahaaa #emotional sillyboy x cranky failgirl is a precision strike to my ship preferences #dig yourself deeper Wade #i love the look on his face as it slowly dawns on him #also just. all the cool little things they do with the animation #ember flaring brighter when she's pissed #wade starting to sweat as he panics and melting when he's miserable #and how his hair is constantly cresting like little waves? #so fun. i just love it

[real-life-cloud]

was pondering why marcille is my favorite character thus far and have come to a conclusion .

#dungeon meshi #deltarune #marcille donato #noelle holiday #utdr #the sky draws #i drew that first one in like 15 minutes and then i got carried away with fun poses #they defo have their differences along with marcille just. naturally being a more fleshed out character #since deltarune isnt even. finished yet and noelle is a sidecharacter #BUT . lots of similarities to me. love them both #failgirls that arent failgirls at all in fact they were a pleasure to have in class

[wonderwaifu]

failgirl fashion

#i love this useless yellow horse #mlp #fluttershy #failgirl fluttershy #digital art #the fish and women have entered an uneasy alliance against me #hat #my art #wonderwaifu #art #fish fear me

[roseworth]

ok first of all trio of all time. give them a book but only if rosenberg writes it. second of all i want to say that rose does not carry a gun so i believe with my whole heart that she stole jasons gun while he was distracted just to aimlessly shoot in the vague direction where someone was

#rose grabbing jasons gun while hes busy investigating a dead body then not even hitting who she was shooting at #i love her thats my failgirl #shoots at nothing #gets attacked and taken down in like 5 seconds #gets up again and has to be physically restrained so she doesnt keep trying to fight a good guy #tuesday spoilers #dc

[ministarfruit]

jester🔄warden fateswap

#vtuber #holostars #holotempus #hololive #holocouncil #gavis bettel #ouro kronii #failguy and failgirl respectively... I love them #holofateswap #eating chocolate ice cream rn #gonna get brain freeze #it'll be awesome #i'm not tagging the others this ain't about them

[nessiefynn]

Fuuko Izumo

#undead unluck #fuuko izumo #i love her. my failgirl girlboss

[averaillisa]

o hydro archon! 🍰

#the f in furina stands for failgirl and I love her #genshin impact #genshin furina #furina #genshin focalors #hydro archon #my art

[blueribbs]

a bunch of abas cuz shes just been on the mind lately

#guilty gear #guilty gear redesign #aba #aba guilty gear #failgirl #pathetic loser #i love you aba #i really really really need her in strive #sketch page #blood

[relaxxattack]

even the word “girlfailure” is getting out of hand now. can we not just accept that women can also be intricately complicated characters with multiple facets to their personalities

#ive seen it used one too many times for marcille now. and like #i literally AGREE that shes a funny tantrum throwing memey failgirl. i love that about her!!! #its just weird when all anyone calls her is a failgirl and im sitting here with the urge to #‘uhm akshually shes top of her class and a complete prodigy’ #lol #fandom #<- idk

[girlfriendline]

weird girl

2024 iihf world championship ↳ usa vs. germany || 11.05.24

#matt boldy #i love u alive failgirl #bolds #worlds 24 #mine.gif

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

WOE! IDIOT WHITEBOARD SCRIBBLES BE UPON YE!

#oh i love them dearly... a single braincell shared between them all... #not that theyre all here... #technicalities!!! #theyre so fun.... no one's doing it like them #and that is: The Worst Anyone Has Ever Done It! Thank You! #scribble salad #forced idiots <3 #oc #original character #ocs #original characters #theyre in my brain THEYRE IN MY BRAIN #and unfortunately. I'm paying Them rent #theyre like... if a group of failgirls were actually two Girls & two Half Girls & one Whats Gender & their pet Man #but they're all still failgirls <3 #maybe... making your own character art Isnt so horrific....

[cyberdragoninfinity]

I'm obsessed with your YGO furry AU - I'd love to hear your thoughts on what Carly would be (failwomen my beloved <3)

HEHEHE THANK YOUU!! this is great ive been meaning to finally sit down and draw carly's Dana Assigned Fursona, i love her...

i simply think she would make a very cute mole :3 something something digging for news and big scoops --> a diligent digging animal (also probably an earthbound immortal joke in there somewhere,) also absolutely piss poor eyesight, also I think it's a really funny furry form to put next to Golden Eagle!Jack.

also moles are just. so silly looking. carly deserves a nicher animal that is just as delightfully goofy as she is.

carly :^)

#ygo posting #asks #huntinghornmain #carly carmine #carly nagisa #ygoart #dana art #ygo furry au #I LOVE HER TY FOR THE OPPORTUNITY mole!carly has been in my brain for months... failgirl who burrows

[dumpster-fire-sapphic-failgirl]

Saw a post about how we couldn’t call Imogen a failgirl anymore and to me it’s like sweet girl, successfully confessing to your crush is a big deal but it doesn’t erase a lifetime of falling down the stairs trying to look cool

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #laudna #imodna #imogen temult #that failgirl got a big win #but she’s still the queen of fail #i mean that with the most love possible

[beanghostprincess]

Trans fem buggy anon back at it again with the brainrot

Crocodile going Full Mafia Boss Husband is so near and dear to me, but like. That makes Buggy the Mafia Boss Wife.

And I dunno smth about the clichés about that is so wild to me bc I feel like she'd fit that bill so well and yet so very NOT at the same time.

There is One Woman Crocodile Listens To, and it's his wife. He sometimes listens to Mihawk as well, but for different reasons. Mihawk ALSO listens to Buggy for the same reasons as Croc. It's not that Buggy is conventionally powerful, it's a mix of Happy Wife, Happy Life, and Buggy somehow slotting so well into the fold and running the backdrop with both efficiency, flair, and endearing fuck ups.

Buggy absolutely endears herself to many of Croc's business associates, charming them out the ass, and they think this mouthy little clown is a bit of a ditz and doesn't Get It, so they talk more freely around her. None of them catch that little glint in her eye as she listens attentively, making notes to ferry back to Crocodile and Mihawk both. Oh? You have big plans in the future? A loan, you say? Oh well golly, yes, I've been there before, teehee, tell me more, mister~

She has more dirt on the underbelly organizations than most can fathom, all locked up nice and neat in a code written lovingly in her fluffy heart shaped neon blue and green notebook.

She plays the role of eye candy well, and she likens it to playing on stage.

Behind the scenes, she's mouthy, bold, sharp, and useful, learning the tells and systems, realigning her general management with this new information, much to her husbands' surprise. Crocodile absolutely spoils her and Mihawk both rotten, but it's a mutual affair.

Buggy just having these wildly powerful men wrapped around her finger.

((And her fans/underlingsbare just gobbling it up bc THAT'S THEIR CAPTAIN, yeah captain Buggy is a QUEEN and she is SO GOOD AT THIS WOOOOO-))

MEANWHILE

The world government: she's a clown. Wait she was Roger's? Okay. Alright. A threat. We can mitigate this. A warlord - shit. Fuck the warlord system is going down. Oh God. Okay. Uhhh. We'll just drop a bounty. Yeah. That's good - Oh. Oh my God. Holy fuck did she just recruit MIHAWK and CROCODILE?? Okay. Emperor, then. It's fine. This is fine - THEY'RE MARRIED?!?!? WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

The whole mafia concept with Cross Guild just fits so well. I mean, you've seen Crocodile already, he was literally made for that scenery. Crocodile and Mihawk may handle the money and men, but Buggy as a "trophy wife who looks dumb but actually knows what's going on all the time and keeps pulling the strings" is just amazing. Crocodile listens to two people only and he trusts them with his life. Buggy might seem like only a sexy bimbo clown but she actually could murder somebody violently on the spot and both Crocodile and Mihawk would stare at her with pride and then buy her all the things she wants. She's actually extremely strategic and intelligent and she's pretty much the one who makes all the plans since she knows the most about everybody they need to take advantage of.

And it's not even the dynamic which, I mean, it's pretty obviously a mafia dynamic but-- The whole aesthetic too? These three are just constantly giving "mafia boss x femme fatale wife x mysterious murderous husband". Crocodile sitting at his desk, Mihawk by his side and Buggy sitting on his lap? The image won't leave my head. It's just so, so good for them.

Not to mention that the Marines are all extremely frightened of this trio and Buggy's history and won't even dare to come close to them because they don't even know how the hell this relationship happened. And it's concerning and scary and they might end up dead if they approach them.

But yeah, this whole thing lives in my mind rent-free all the time and this is exactly how I imagine them. Cross Guild is just a mafia and Buggy always gets what she wants because she gets the job done and both Crocodile and Mihawk genuinely love her to death. Like literally. Don't touch her. You'll die.

#fem buggy my beloved she's a failgirl but also femme fatale to me #she keeps murdering and manipulating people and then she has breakdowns and meltdowns in the comfort of their private room #girl is so mentally ill to me okay i adore her #also crocodile and mihawk genuinely falling in love with her and protecting her with their life despite saying they hated her is... amazing #one piece #buggy the clown #sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #fem buggy #transfem buggy #cross guild

[arvadthecursed]

The funniest thing about the Sith Inquisitor story is that no matter how badass you play your character, they will always be at least a little pathetic. The Inquisitor is the reigning champ of repeatedly failing upward.

#my si is so failgirl and i love her #swtor #sith inquisitor