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office-clerk-wade · 7 months
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AHHAHAHAHAHAGAHAAHAHAHAGAHAGAHA!!!!!!
[A very blurry and bright photo of what looks like a bright blue and green Porygon 2. Light almost seems to be emanating from it]
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okay i've cracked it. jody is a postal worker - she delivers a lot of bobby's mail which is how they know each other. she's one of the primary post officers in sioux falls which is also how she's formed her connections with the entire town, and she's therefore the hub of a lot of gossip, making her an ideal contact for hunters wanting to get the lowdown on happenings. that's how she ends up meeting sam and dean and the usual plot ensues.
donna is a firefighter - she heads up the fire department in hibbing, and when a series of buildings catch fire at the same time as a run of strange deaths, she meets sam and dean. she helps them out on the case but believes they're fbi agents and doesn't find out the true nature of the situation. then she meets jody at a social weekend away for government agency workers when a vamp nest there is on the loose and donna learns about the hunting life.
jody and donna start to work together as hunters but it takes until donna stumbles in after a shift at the fire department covered in soot and with the top buttons of her shirt undone that jody pins her against the wall and finally makes out with her, her bag of mail slipping out of her hands onto the floor. when it is delivered, it is decidedly late, and jody is decidedly flustered.
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hellonoblesky · 1 year
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HOLY SHIT I GOT IN!!!!!!!!!!
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veeloopz · 6 months
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Um tails channel liked my huevember post….. WEEPS
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ckygetsjobs · 2 years
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What the cky guys wear for Halloween hcs
Raab
-type to wear something cute 
-Probably a rabbit (everyone loves him calling that)
-laughs and dances around in his costume 
-gets really excited to get to go to the costume store (he has been for like the whole year)
-every day in October he dresses up as something (like he adds bunny ears or wears a Halloween shirt, mask, etc)
-will be the type to want to wear matching outfits (always asks dico)
-they both show up places side by side attached to the hip
-Raab would thank him over and over and dico would just laugh (he secretly loves being asked)
-has the best time 
-goes on and on about it for days
-definitely goes trick or treating and bobbing for apples 
Dico
-he’s already wearing costumes before Halloween he doesn’t even need to buy any 
-always goes on about how he saves money 
-type to play Halloween music while he’s cleaning
-he doesn’t go anywhere unless raab wants to 
-usually stays home watching scary movies 
-will help clean the house if someone decides to have a Halloween party 
-is excited but he will just make jokes and laugh to show it 
-prank calls on an all time high 
-will dress up as rake at least one day and manages to fool everyone 
-Halloween dance moves (nobody can convince me he’s not a good dancer)
-will let his friends pick costumes from his closet (but if it ends up messed up in any way you’ll pay the price, like Ryan did when he rubbed shit on his face) 
-he’s happy, but it’s just another day for him he does this shit for breakfast 
Ryan
-dude doesn’t dress up 
-and the other guys force him a lot of the time 
-ends up with either Dico’s costumes torn up (which he pays for greatly when his playboys go missing) or the costume is so shitty like a sheet with holes cut out
-type to terrorize little kids with a mask
-definitely gets Halloween candy but uses it to prank people 
-TPs houses 
-he doesn’t give a shit about Halloween 
-doesn’t act like he does 
-never shows up to the parties, thinks they are lame
-probably in his garage fixing a car 
-the only guy not excited about Halloween (besides rake)
-him and rake talk on the phone for a little and rake will talk about how Dico pranked him with mustard again this time in a mustard costume (Ryan is trying not to laugh his ass off knowing it will make Rake mad if he heard)
-makes Ryan’s day 
-fav thing is dico messing with rake in a more ridiculous outfit than usual
also happy Raab dressed up and how happy he is 
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notfromcold · 2 years
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Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Roach (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Whump, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Whump, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Deserves Nice Things, Blood and Injury Summary:
Ed doesn't strictly need Stede Bonnet to hold his hand while Roach treats his injuries. But it does feel very nice.
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g0ry-gh0ul · 1 year
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GUESS WHO GOT GHOST TICKETS WITH TWO OF MY FRIENDS AAAAAAAAAAA
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bibliophile-goth · 2 years
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I LEARNED HOW TO DO A VAPE RING
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steelknivesx · 2 years
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It was getting late, the sun beginning to set over Maple Creek and a lot of the shops down the high street were beginning to close. Alex loved this time of the evening, grabbing an iced coffee and making her way down the Creek Walk. It reminded her of her younger days, strolling down the streets with friends either side of her. Her life was a lot quieter now, but she did love her life in Maple Creek. The summer was warming up and it wasn’t unusual for people to begin to leave their windows open, the sound of their everyday lives being able to be heard from the path outside. 
But when Alex heard a familiar song she slowed down, it was one of her favourite songs, one that she often listened to as she got on with her daily chores. She tilted her head, her eyes falling on the little comic book store. She had seen it a thousand times and yet she had never ventured anywhere near the front door. But this time the sound of the music dragged her in, she moved nearer, knocking on the door with a firm knock. “Hey... are you guys still open?” She asked, pushing on foot through the door. “Mind if i come in?” She glanced around, her eyes searching for the owner. 
@megansommer​
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hellishqueer · 18 days
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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aquilaofarkham · 24 days
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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:
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butchfalin · 6 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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diabloku · 3 months
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Lucifer: *enters the hotel*
Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈
An animation my sis and I made for fun
Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.
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bookwyrminspiration · 3 months
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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loathsome-sickness · 5 months
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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spiribia · 5 months
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personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?
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