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miss-tribbiani · 2 months

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I love me some Pedro pascal in a slutty white shirt 🤱🤱

#pedro pascal #sag awards #how is he so fine #let go of me #He's my husband duh

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starwarjotta · 3 months

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looking for someone on Tatooine

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vigilantewives · 3 months

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him having the surgeon's card for half a year means, in the event that jiwon somehow developed stomach cancer again, she can get it treated right away. before it progressed further.

THIS MAN

#marry my husband #kdrama #the level of love he has for her #I NEED THAT RECIPROCATED FROM HER ASAP #and i've said it time and again he doesn't care if he's in it #he just wants her to be happy in this life #girl what is their to misunderstand lmao the ex is an ex #she don't EXist anymore duh

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ad-astra-per-aspera-1389 · 4 months

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I started relearning how to draw JUST so I could draw Crowley in an outfit inspired by the Eras Tour Reputation fit. I still need to figure out proportions, but if anyone else draws it and/or has already drawn it, I will love you forever

#i was also considering drawing aziraphale in something inspired by the white folklore dress #bc hes an angel duh #and maybe even muriel in something inspired by that one outfit in the antihero mv?#good omens #taylor swift #eras tour #crowley #aziraphale #reputation #eras tour movie #folklore #ineffable husbands #in my mind crowley miracled them into the concert for a date

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m-kyunie · 2 years

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saw the Gojo figure yesterday & thought it needed a belly piercing

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #hes obviously sending it to Suguru. duh #also tweaked the colors to suit my taste n imply satosugu like normal #thot shit by megan blasting #Suguru is so high-class smtms i wonder what he sees in Gojo but then I remember he has a huge dick n wallet n I go k valid #i didnt add top sugery scars but this acc supports the trans gojo agenda so he has a huge strap #draw Satoru n still thinks abt Suguru the entire time. i drew this for HIM!!#hes so hard to draw it makes me dislike him LMAO #omg budget by megan is his song #sorry it just came on LMAO #anyws comments on this figure. Gojo's tend to be higher quality but I hate the 12 pack abs they force on him bc #u can be fit n not nasty looking lmao this isn't DBZ u kno #i did also unfortonately see it w his dick out n this is y I'm like okay Geto I get it. yeah I get it #bussy so crazy it makes u get back w ur ex husband #ok im done

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midnightmah07 · 6 months

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Rewatching once upon a time due to nostalgia but ending up getting a random daiggie idea for a proposal??????? Hello?????????????

#💙! mah rambles #there's an episode where the character that's supposed to be Cinderella complains about her husband always being at work #said husband is prince charming duh #but then he pops outta NOWHERE with flowers saying he got a 20 min break #THEN HE KNELLS DOWN AND PROPOSES????#LITERALLY SO DAIGGIE CODED WHAT #minus the complaining part don't think daisy would complain #maybe she would idk #*HUSBAND MY ASS I MEANT BOYFRIEND SKJSKSJS #sorry im not deleting and rewriting all these

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starrystep · 2 months

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#270 - #279 - pt 1 of puzzle onslaught

my obey me hyperfixation going strong lul

#obey me #earl cain #count cain #hakushaku cain shirizu #mermaid melody pichi pichi pitch #akuma no himitsu #why do all the obey me puzzles have lucifer in it?#KEKdog #it's because he's my husband duh

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macarensesangles · 11 months

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i changed my pic to maer again i just like that guy.

#duh. he is my husband

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speedwayy · 1 year

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inspired my @heyitskay (i hope it’s okay that i literally just copied you 😭). my thoughts on torchwood characters:

#torchwood #ianto is my fave duh. he’s a fan fave for a reason!#also very fond of owen #even tho i hated him intensely during the show #the audio episodes rlly sold me esp the ones w andy!!#andy is also very special to me #he’s very funny about gay people #i also love rhys bc he’s sooo husband material and gwen doesn’t deserve it 😔#and ofc there’s #<norton folgate3

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ficsforeren · 2 years

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How did you convince your partner to name your son Eren? Or was it a mutual decision? And what made you decide on that name?

well i've always liked the name eren, i think it sounds cool and the meaning behind it is wonderful. my husband watches AOT too so he knows and understands how obsessed i am with him HAHAHA when i was pregnant, i was like "you can name him whatever you want, i just want his first name to be eren" and he was like "okay, what about Erenathan then?" and i was like "yeah sure, but i'll still call him eren" and he was "yes okay geez" and that was it LMAOO

#this conversation ended in like 2 minutes LOL #my husband is the most patient and the most understanding man i've ever met #and he has a soft spot for me like he literally can't say no to anything i ask hahaha #this is probably TMI but rockstar eren's character was based on him lol #well my husband isn't as sexy as eren obviously duh #but they share similar traits #kana answers stuff

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mrs-kelly · 2 years

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Remembering awhile ago when I thought that I didn’t have feelings for Fox, and that I was just invested in his character, but then he hooked up with this random half vampire lady and I lost it ahdjfl

#I was giving and then he met her at a bar and the vibe was there #*vibing #and then he showed up at her house at night out of the blue. surprising her. and I was like ‘oh God what the hell is this’#and I was trying to convince myself it was just me being demisexual and hating seeing strangers hook up #like yeah I don’t like that in my tv shows anyway; it makes me uncomfy #but I was SO angry and I was like ‘NO I don’t like him; I just think this is dumb and stupid’#why is it dumb and stupid tho Cole??#it’s because you like him!! duh!!#but I refused to consider that; I was just in a bad mood the rest of the day #and my husband was like ‘???? what’s your problem???#ahfjgkgl #ren speaks #🦊.ship

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singeryuri · 1 month

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The day I turn 18 I'm finally hosting the kaotomu/blooddust wedding bee tee dubs. "when's that gonna be" uhh stick around and you'll see. grins

#[🪼] talking #personally I don't want to host a wedding with tom.ura til I'm an adult because . wouldn't date someone of my age currently duh !!#my s/i is his age but *im* not but I'm waiting til I'm at least an adult i think. i just feel more comfortable with that #plus then we could Actually get married irl it makes more sense to my brain to wait y'know #and I'm not marrying anyone before him that's just not happening man #that's been my honorary husband for 5+ years nobody's getting a piece of this officially before him. or something #but umm that just gives me time to practice drawing kaotomu together methinks #maybe even make merch #buy a plushie of him #and get ready to celebrate to the fullest that i can bc he's like. Literally the character I've loved the most and the longest Ever #so ermmm you should all Not Unfollow Me anddddd wait [NUMBER] years to celebrate with me i think #giggles. I'm excited though. another reason to live if I ever feel bad. gotta make it to adulthood to finally marry my husband 🫶#do i have to wait No but again. just feels better for me this way personally. yay!

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sugume · 3 months

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MOMENTS WITH YOUR PREGNANT BELLY w/Jujutsu Kaisen

( CW ) f!reader, reader is pregnant(duh), tooth-rotting fluff

Featuring: Gojo Satoru, Toji Fushiguro, Nanami Kento, Geto Suguru

author's note: short rewrite from my old blog

☾ GOJO SATORU

"Toru, stop splashing my stomach!" you exclaimed at your playful husband, attempting to push the lukewarm bathwater onto your stomach, inadvertently splashing your face. "But she likes it, look!" he exclaimed with a huge smile as your daughter continued to kick your stomach. "I don’t need to look; I can feel it," you rolled your eyes. "Feels like she’s trying to break my ribs." You let out a little grunt when she kicks a particular spot. Satoru shoots a worried glance at you. "Are you alright?" he asks, rubbing smooth circles on your stomach. "I'm okay; she just keeps kicking the same spot," you gave him a small smile when he leans down to kiss your belly. "Hey now, take it easy on your momma, or no more splashes for you," he mummers to your stomach. As if your daughter understood, she stops and starts gently kicking in another area. "Look, Angel, she listened to me!" he exclaims before pushing more water into your stomach. "Toru! You got water in my nose!"

☾ TOJI FUSHIGURO

"Are you okay, beautiful?" Toji inquired, concern evident in his eyes as he observes you holding your stomach with a furrowed expression. "Just a big kick from the baby," you struggle to get out, your stomach contracting. "C'mere--lemme make you feel better, baby," he whispered, sitting up on the headboard of the bed and pulling you between his open legs. "What are you doing, Toji?" You question as your husband reached towards the nightstand to grab something. "Makin’ my girl feel better–just lay down and relax," he whispers in your ear before placing a gentle kiss on your shoulder. With the cramps becoming unbearable, you had no other choice but to obey. Eyes squeezed tight, body resting on Toji’s toned chest, you tense when he starts to gently massage your stomach with what feels like lotion. A moan of relief escaped you involuntarily. "That’s right, let me take care of you," he mummers, continuing the soothing massage.

☾ NANAMI KENTO

"Are you ready to taste heaven, babies?" Nanami smiles warmly at your stomach as if expecting your unborn twins to give a response. Quickly, he leans down and places two affectionate kisses on your stomach, one for each baby. "C'mon, Kento, ’m hungry!" you pout, crossing your arms over your chest. Nanami was supposed to be giving you new food items that he found online, but the more he talks, the more it seems like he's eager for his children to be the taste testers rather than you. "You know they can’t actually give you a review, right?" you question your husband, but he ignores your sass and reaches for a plate. "Duh, ‘course I know that, but they're still going to taste it inside of you," he says as if it's the most obvious thing. "Yeah, all mashed up and mixed with a bunch of different foods. Now, give me that plate–I’m hungry!" you insist, reaching out for the plate as your husband laughs.

☾ GETO SUGURU

"I don’t think they like me," Suguru grumbles, and you laugh as your unborn child tries and fails to kick their father's head off your stomach. "Hell," Suguru yanks his head up and glares at your protruding stomach. "Hey, don’t cuss at my baby," you laugh. "I wouldn’t have to if my baby wasn’t trying to give me a concussion," he rolls his eyes dramatically before rubbing his calloused fingers on your stomach, The baby kicks at his hand. "Don't be so dramatic, Sugu," you roll your eyes at your husband as he continues to tease your child with his hand. "How do you think I feel when they’re kicking my bladder at three AM?" you laugh. "You better not come out as moody as your mommy," he taunts before pressing a soft kiss on your stomach. "I’ll give you whatever you want when you come out if you let me lay down in peace, deal?" he whispers to your stomach, and all he gets is a harsh kick. "Deserved.” You huff out.

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theglizzardwizard · 8 months

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Intimidation can't solve everything, sadly. Now that my sister has kids and is married to that crusty dusty musty no future having drop out I cant fly off the handle at him like I want to.

#Sadly I still have to see my brother in law a few times a year and we don't get along. Duh.#If I have too many drinks at a function I will start cussing him out again #Or me and our cousin will start hounding my sister to divorce her husband and go home #He sucks that bad #Bad enough for me to hate him consistently for longer than I've taken paid commissions

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dragon-ascent · 2 months

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You descend upon Zhongli who's just lounging around and relaxing. "How'sssss my favorite husband doing on this fine morning?"

"Very well, thank-" Zhongli pauses, looking up at you a little perplexed. "Favorite husband?"

"Duh!" You smooch the heck out of his face, but the poor man merely looks even more appalled.

"That implies that you have more than one," he states earnestly, eyes downcast and lips set in a pout that should be illegal on a millennia-old god. "Who are they? And why have I not met them?"

Stifling a laugh and wanting to go along with it, you stroke his cheek. "Oh, you're silly."

Zhongli huffs, trying his very best to act unbothered. "Well, as long as I am the favorite." Poof! His dragon tail appears and wraps around your waist, gently squeezing.

"Is this your way of subtly trapping me here?" you tease, patting his scaley appendage.

"Goodness no, darling. These are tail hugs."

"This is why you're my favorite!"

"Hm." More gentle squeezes. "Could you name the others?"

"Morax, Rex Lapis, Deus Auri...hey, why'd the ‘tail hugs’ stop?"

#sini is away - this is her queue!#zhongli #genshin impact #zhongli x reader #fluff #drabble

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chuluoyi · 7 months

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✎ baby

- gojo satoru x reader

a domestic life with your husband and baby

genre: teeth-rotting fluff, sugary dump fluff, and simply pure fluffff, baby-related, mentions of pregnancy, dad!gojo

note: inspired by this fanart by Deltapork in twitter! from the moment i saw that artwork, i just can't get this out of my head😫

and this is a part of a series of gojo drabbles i’ve planned called gojo's love entries anthology -> updated masterlist here

series masterlist | oneshot masterlist

Watching your husband entertain your child would never fail to make you smile.

"Aw, my cute baby!" Satoru joyfully exclaimed as he and the baby, secure in his hold, emitted almost harmonious squeals of delight. Both of them practically shared the same brain cells at this point.

And it was a sight that warmed your heart so much, especially when the old Gojo Satoru was a prick who used to made little Megumi cry just for the sake of it and always said that babies and everything that came with them were a pain.

He playfully devoured your son's plump cheeks and burst into laughter, paying no attention to the curious glances he garnered from other shoppers at the supermarket.

"Satoru, hush," you chided gently as you pushed the cart, yet still smiling all the same.

"Ah, look, mama doesn't approve," he remarked to your babbling son, wearing a playful pout. At the same time, your barely seven-month baby puckered his lips too, turning him into a perfect miniature version of your mischievous husband at his best, melting your heart even further.

"It's time for his milk," you pointed out, retrieving the milk bottle. Satoru reached for it and offered it to your baby, who eagerly latched on and started drinking.

Your precious baby continued to feed on the formula, clearly relishing it. It appeared that he couldn't get enough, with the way he drank with such enthusiasm.

"He's a hungry baby... just like you," you mused.

Satoru laughed out loud once again. "Why are you comparing a baby with a grown-ass man?"

Your son was still drinking the milk and seemed like he wanted more, but you could definitely tell how content he was in that moment.

"Because it's your baby, duh. And not only he looks like you, he's also reflecting what you've been doing to me so far, it's uncanny."

"So I've turned our son into a mini-me now, have I." He regarded you with a mischievous glint in his eye. "And what have I done to you, darling? Tell me."

"...A lot of bad things."

"Heh, is that so?"

The baby then stopped drinking and seemed to want you to cuddle him, as he reached his tiny hands towards you. Satoru handed him over to you, taking the bottle away, and you gently pulled him close, cradling him against your chest.

"Yeah. Bad, bad things," you cooed to your baby, your eyes sparkling with joy. "First you seduced me, then got me pregnant. And then you forced me to go through that painful labor."

Satoru didn't miss the way the clerk eyed him after you said that. But he chuckled anyway. "Well... in the end you fell for me, and I probably seduced you a bit..."

He paid for the groceries and then the two of you walked out of the supermarket.

"But is that so bad?" He continued with a meaningful smirk. "You seemed like you love it so there's nothing to complain about."

"Hmph."

"And then I got you pregnant... well, you wanted a baby, dear, so you can't really be mad and blame just me for it all, okay?"

The fact that you were having this crack conversation at a crossroad made you struggle to stifle your laughter, to say the least.

Your son was still cuddling up to your chest and now he was looking at you with those wide, glassy blue eyes. You could tell how much he liked and needed you, as well as spending time with you, his mother.

This is your baby with the man who loves you. How could you not love him in return?

Satoru looked at his son in your arms. “Our son is the cutest, isn’t he?”

He seemed tired more than anything though, with the big yawn he just emitted.

“He is so… defenseless.”

“Well, he’s a baby,” your husband said matter-of-factly. “That’s how babies are, darling. He’s learning how to do things and completely defenseless, so he needs his parents. You and I.”

Your baby’s eyes became a little droopy. He was sleepy now, and wanted your warmth to fall asleep.

“Let’s… protect him together, yeah, Satoru?” you muttered softly as your child settled in your embrace, peaceful and content, falling asleep.

Your heartstrings were pulled when you witnessed the expression of absolute adoration on your husband's face.

“Silly. I’m the one who will protect both of you, sweetheart.”

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