I think a single meeting with zevran arainai would completely undo Wyll btw. He would not be able to handle himself. Enough "which character would win in a fistfight" now it's "which character would make the other combust from thirst" and the answer is zevran for Wyll.
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ive probably said it before but i'll say it again, the correct interpretations of bilbo's and thorin's sexual history is that bilbo was THE whore of the shire (in secret) but has had a dry spell since the age of like 35 because thats when he developed early-onset-grandpa syndrome, and thorin was a virgin til the day he died
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i like to think with atsushi’s general witticism and attitude towards akutagawa, that being: "i don't care what he thinks cause i can't stand him, so whatever comes out of my mouth is what comes out of my mouth" that it would actually reach a point where he successfully "joke" flirts until he finally realizes he's actually into akutagawa and saying these things with meaning and then he starts crashing and burning
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You know that one tweet where it's like "in college my roommate was like I'm gonna have so many girls and maybe some guys over here and if you don't like it, grow up" but then he brings one girl home the entire time they're at college together and they end up married?
That, but steddie.
Cause I always imagine Steve figuring out he's bisexual and being super chill about it, because generally he is quite a chill guy and he knows about Robin so he's experienced at loving a queer person and doesn't see why he can't do the same for himself and like, there's an active hell dimension right under us Robin, don't you think we have more important things to stress about than me wanting to kiss guys as well as girls?
So his initial reaction is basically "oh, I guess I'm bi then. Huh. Hey sweet, double the potential dating pool! Robin, get rid of the you suck board immediately cause I'm about to woo so many guys!"
But then he meets Eddie and all that shit goes down (and Eddie doesn't die cause obviously he doesn't, why would he? That's ridiculous). And Steve kisses one (1) boy one (1) time and thinks "actually, you know, I'm good, I think I'll just keep this one"
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Does it make sense for me to have Sally put on a showing of Grease in the neighborhood timeline wise with the canon? Maybe not.
But do I REALLY wanna draw Dandy and Wally singing "You're the one that I want"? Yes.
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