#He’s happy? that illegal

[commanderwindy]

Awww look them. They look so happy and are having fun. I wonder if i just *wakes up the windfish*

#lu legend #lu marin #linked universe #links awakening #He’s happy? that illegal #I have more Marin and Legend art in the making cause yeah #Bro being sick is not cool #ALSO MY DAMN DRAWING APP KEPT CRASHING AND I WANTED TO PUNCH A WALL #But got it done at least #my art

[softiedingo]

neck + chest appreciation post ✨️

#jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal #pedropascal #ppascaledit #sag awards #THAT NECK #i would sell my soul for a bite 😭😭 #he looks like he came straight out of a romance novel #looking this good should be illegal #also his smile is so 🥹🤏🏻🤏🏻 #hes such a cutie #i'm SO happy and SO proud that he won #my boy deserves all the awards 😌💅🏻 #softiedingo

[bidoofenergy]

happy birthday to the first queer friend i ever made i don't know where you live anymore but i still remember when you told me in the parking lot under our apartment building that you had kissed a boy and we were in one breath terrified and exhilarated

inkskinned / arthur miller / subtleferret (tiktok) / ashe vernon / dykeyphantom / lucy dacus / zinniaparadise (tiktok) / ritika jyala / rincefada (tiktok) / whitealbum

#on friendship #on growing up #web weave #this post has been in my drafts for a bit but its my old friends birthday today and i cant tell you what hes doing for work #or where in toronto he lives or if he has a bf or if he kept his stupid mustache or if he still smiles like he used to #i miss him he was the first queer person i knew irl he had sex with a man when he was 17 and it was still illegal and i was happy for him #my web #web weaving

[nelkcats]

Mafia kid

You wouldn't believe the amount of trouble a fugitive Halfa can get into; one of those problems was that while he was on the run from the G.I.W he ended up right in front of an illegal gun sale.

Danny tried to ignore the situation and promise not to say anything if they let him hide, the mobsters looked at each other suspiciously, but as soon as they heard the federal agents they hid the boy.

Said agents seemed pretty corrupt, because instead of investigating the situation they just kept yelling at each other about catching the monster and walked out of the place.

Danny thanked the family for his kindness, promising not to say anything about the operation, but when they saw the state the boy was in and how he was running away; they adopted him, not legally but he was definitely part of the family now.

In general they didn't force him to do anything illegal, they just took care of him, let him study and protected him from the government, who would have thought Gotham's criminal families had more heart than his own parents?

So it's understandable why he wasn't saying anything to Jim Gordon when he was caught in one of the raids after helping his family escape, Danny could see Batman and his birds waiting behind the tinted glass, but he wasn't going to help, he was not a traitor.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dc x dp #He was on the run #And ended being a Mafia kid #Look this is something that could happen to him #jim gordon #Jim is annoyed #Maybe the mafia family was the Malone's before Batman took it #or maybe is totally random #Danny is loyal to his new family #He is actually happy in Gotham #They don't judge him #and Clocky assured they were good people #if you exclude the blood and assassination #But they were not going to obligate him to unite #You can be part of the family without doing illegal acts #Danny is the mafia emotional support kid #He escaped from Amity but ended up with a family

[wraithsoutlaws]

#cyberpunk 2077 #oc: dagger #cyberpunk photomode #im crying actually i am insane #this is like. a dagger realizing what being happy is like for the first time in like 15 years this is post-gang life #medicated so he doesn't feel insane all the time #only light murder. thriving. golden. happy. #very forbidden beard dagger. highly illegal! rare goods. #you cant even see his cowboy boots!!! full country boy HES HAPPY #back to his roots UwU #mental eels kicking my fucking ass today but there is This. he is happy and i will be happy too

[add1ctedt0you]

What a plot twist you were. [x]

#Like. The narrator introduces jc to us as the antagonist #Then we got to know him. Not who people think he's. But who he really is #And we saw jc giving wwx a piggyback. Giving him soup. Rescuing him. Putting himself between wwx and any danger (madam yu/wen soldiers) #And even the staged fight. It's yk. Staged #jc wanted to protect wwx at any cost. But wwx wasn't willing to compromise. But jc did #The fight was wwx's idea. Because jc is an enabler (just like jfm and jyl) #jc is ready to bend for his loved ones sake #The point is. Every action jc takes. Is in the name of his loves ones' safety. And surprise. wwx is one of the people jc really cares about #Even after wwx' return. Aside a broken cup. jc isn't doing much to stop wwx or anything. We know that jl was able to free wwx from Zidian #only because jc - Zidian's primary master- wanted it! #And jc fling himself into danger countless times to save wwx even though wwx can't sit still with him for a hot minute #What I wanted to say it's that the jc is presented to us - the mean ungrateful man- is very different from the real jc - #the indulgent uncle who rolls his eyes at his nephew antics. the brother who buries the hatchet for his sister's happiness. #the uncle who kinda wants to help wn to get up from the floor because he was an ass to jc but he helped jl and that's what matters to jc #the sect leader who let two women speak freely their mind in a patriarchy society #People better than me have already said this. shit I can't remember my point lmao #Like. jc is presented as an antagonist but what this man wanted was an apology and an explanation #This post is a mix of a rant I wrote last year (ha) after seeing a bad take. About what I don't remember lmaoo. And me wanting #to make gifs of wzc in this scene. Why does he look so good. It should be illegal. Seriously #jiang cheng #*mgifs

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Indeed...this seems to be quite the predicament, Peppino. Hmm...may I make a proposal? Do you think you would be willing to let the big guy have something similar to a "job" here? Our Pep doesn't...have positive experiences out in the world, from what he told us. I don't think he has any use for money, so if you always feel bad for throwing goods out, you can simply just give them to our Pep as payment for lending a hand? We won't force you if you reject the idea. You're kindness is enough Peppino. We are thankful regardless of what you decide to do!

Fake Peppino: "Stay... With Peppino...?"

Peppino: "I'm... Not sure about that... I mean, space is already very-a tight, and it's just me here..."

Fake Peppino: "..."

Peppino: "Ugh, ffffffine..."

Peppino: "He can stay- You can stay. But for a bit, until we-a figure something out. You can help out here too, keep you out of-a mischief and all."

Fake Peppino: *various happy gurgling sounds and giggling*

Peppino: *sigh* "Maledite questo mio cuore tenero."

#pizza tower #fake peppino #peppino spaghetti #translation: “Curse this soft heart of mine.” /affectionately #hopefully... I am using a translator #I made Faki so baby here it might be illegal #but he is so happy!!! #story post

[chellodello]

Super inspired by @bonniecupcake’s art of Dib and Zim meeting their older counter parts. I loved the idea of Dib getting roasted by his 12 year old self for being lame. Which, to be fair, he is.

Bonus!

#invader zim #ZADR #zadrday #happy zadrday #dib membrane #I see you wiggling those antennas zim #zim illegal grew a few inches and now refuses to accept he was ever that short #chellos art tag #zim

[aka-indulgence]

would moon god sans perhaaaaps haaaave...

an alternate big form 👀

Hmm... maybe... he does... :>

(me and @llamagoddessofficial came up with... a form some time ago... hehehe)

The ancient temple of the moon has many inscriptions written, which no living soul has read in thousands of years.

Today, you read one such inscription.

Legend has it that there was once a time when the moon went dark, while the sky went red.

Ancient, incomprehensible rage of the god that was cast away.

He gazes with all phases of the moon upon the earth,  his hands capable of holding almost all of Saturn's rings.

He was shrouded in darkness yet the fires of his rage rivaled that of the sun’s.

In that moment, the sun has no dominion over the moon.

His mercy runs dry. The copper-red deity chills all in his presence. An eldritch entity in place of the old moon, his truest essence in display.

Pray the moon never falls into the red rage.

The last line fades off.

#felt like #when youre in a game and you click on an illegible writing #and the text goes like this #moonlight #ask #yes he has a hidden form thank you for asking :D #by far the most elusive… #also big #definitely big #hehehehe #also the last trick only works on desktop but im happy anyway

[sysig]

Somebody ordered Sushi Beefcake (Patreon)

#My art #Wander Over Yonder #Emperor Awesome #If you remember that caption first of all what are you doing all the way back in the depths of my alt art blog lol #I did forget that I posted one (1) WOY doodle allllll the way back in the day on my alt and it was this fucker <3 I still love him! #I was trying to make him as on-model as I was capable of at the time so he's still hella cute maybe I'll show him off at some point lol #Let's see - that was back in early '16 and I had already confessed to the fanfic-fanon-ification of my love for him so lol #It's been a whiiiiiiile since I first read Roundabout ♥ #He is way more fun than he has any right to be to draw lol #His arm bands and tri-colour spikes should be illegal smh <3 #So yeah anyway this was the pose I imagined for the panel where he's finger-gunning away lol #Too big for the comic itself but very happy to have it realized here! :D #Goofy guy #His mouth is Perfect for vectors ahhh <3 <3 Kissing my pressure tool on the cheek #Hhh he's ridiculous I love him

[andy-clutterbuck]

Super Bowl Sinday 2023

#HAPPY SINDAY BABES #and i'm you commentator The Trash Goblin #Rick Grimes #* #rg #i don't watch football it's an excuse to eat and make margaritas for me #and make trash gifsets.....like i need an excuse for that #i ran the gamut #shirtless sweaty python blood hands things being blown rain the strut #Sugarbutt 🍑💖 #one second i'm fine and then there he is and i'm like fill me to the brim #*cash register noise* *breaking glass* *car horn* #why must you holster kevin with such force...dare i say thrust it in there #yes i dare #it's his side for me when he's rolling over in the second to last gif #i don't know why #you look great in red babe #that bottom lip is illegal #even in the apocalypse #imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy swagger #sounds fake #hello illac furrow adonis belt v lines whatever the crap you wanna call them #also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now #that fourth gif is just yeah...... #i don't think you need to sigh like that when you're stressed out #like how else am i supposed to look at that #tag yourself i'm below the frame

[madamadragon]

Happy birthday to this handsome man!❤️🎂

#mysterious lotus casebook #cdrama #mlc #di feisheng #chinese drama #xiao shunyao #happy birthday #to this handsome man #this man is illegal #and he is always in my mind #AND HIS MUSCLE #omg i dream about them every night #love you xiao shunyao

[sadlynotthevoid]

So, you know how when an author is writing og!Cale and they want to give him a power, sometimes they give him fantasy spirit stuff? Well, I want elementals to have the usual 'spirit king per attribute' that you usually find in fantasy mangas, but make the water spirit king an axolotl and let og!Cale befriend them.

And when I say Axolotl Water Spirit King I mean 'non-parlant little flying axolotl' that can turn into a 'giantic, water-looking-like, could swallow a pirate ship, still non-parlant axolotl' a la Ponyo.

Just, Imagine og!Cale who was just minding his business and finds a little dorky amphibian that got trapped in a net. And the little dorky one smiles at him. He has no choice but to help it.

The little one likes him. They become friends :D!!

So, turns out his animal friend can fly. Cool.

His new friend decided to follow him— Wait, where is he going?

...Oh.

So, his little friend is not so little anymore.

Ey, don't— spit it out! Spit the bad woman out!

And he doesn't like his relatives.

#original cale henituse #og cale henituse #og!cale henituse #og cale and his axolotl spirit friend #I can imagine his relatives and the Henituse fighting over what to do with the 'totally friendly' mascot of cale #And cale insisting that it's not his pet #just his animal friend #that turned out not to be an animal #But they still can't hurt him #The Henituse's support him because if a giant little magic amphibian makes Cale happy then the amphibian stays #Things escalate so much that the king has to get involve to resolve the conflict #The king's birthday celebration gets delayed by Cale's pet's fault #Zed brings the three oldest princes because they were classy fighting near him while he was hearing the report #and he's petty #They pass through Tolz's village on the way and one of Alberu's dark elf guards overhears a conversation about very illegal things #The Vizcount gets an improvised royal inspection and Raon is saved by Alberu #Eventually they arrive at Rain City #they are confused af when they see the little axolotl eating cookies with Cale Henituse #wasn't he supposed to be a terrorific giant aquatic creature?

[revedetendresse]

#House Of The Dragon #hotdedit #Harwin Strong #harwinstrongedit #Laenor Velaryon #Jacaerys Targaryen #Lucerys Targaryen #eloedits #Easier to tag them as Targaryen bc I'm getting lost with the genealogy #Made these for my own use but sharing is caring so #Have some more gifs of the best baby daddy #It's the smile when he's about to hold the baby that does me in #Such a proud and happy dad *sigh* #Ser your face should be illegal

[phatcatphergus]

I’m so happy for everyone who can catch the stream today and gets to see the happiness that will be sunny when she sees her dad and I’m absolutely not jealous that I’m missing it at all. Why would I be I don’t even like that guy

#socialization should be illegal i think #happy for you all #someone tell me if he mentions the ice prison #qsmp tubbo #qsmp #tubbo

[qkmlh]

LOTS of feelings over Zeff & Sanji’s entire relationship actually,,,that’s a father and son right there god damn

#TWO EMOTIONAL MEN THAT DON’T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY EXPRESS THEIR FAMILIAL AFFECTION BUT CARE SOOO MUCH THAT’S HIS D A D ! ! THAT’S HIS S O N #AND HE’S SO DAMN PROUD HE WANTS HIM TO BE BETTER AND BE HAPPY AND CONTINUE THEIR DREAM HIS DREAM BECAUSE HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS #*choking up* it’s about. it’s about *blubbering tears* it’s about lov–*crying so hard and completely illegible attempts at speech* #Black Leg Sanji #Red Leg Zeff #One Piece Live Action #OPLA #One Piece #Ani Rambles