#HandsomeMilo

[handsometheo]

Can we keep her forever?! - Wriothesley x Fem! Reader (Preview)

This ffic is a part 2 to 'I love her' which is also up on Ko-fi but the first part is free

Full fic will be up in about half an hour on my Ko-fi.

Commissions are 10% off when u use code HANDSOMECOMMISSIONS on my Ko-fi page, Characters for fics are in my About

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Price on Ko-fi - Paid (sorry)

Characters: Wriothesley x Fem! Reader (+ Sigewinne)

-Part 2 of 'I love her'-

Warnings: None

Reader can be read as having a vision but also without, I've tried to keep that matter neutral.

A/n: This was written before their official release please note that they be slightly ooc.Also apologies about this being paid for content. I have to profit from my writing somehow, but this will be longer than the free part. I'm working on extending my fics a bit.

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It has been a few months since Sigewinne and Y/n had met. They would often spend time together just talking about how their lives are going. All the new things Sigewinne learned about, she would tell Y/n. They shared stories of their time with Wriothesley and would even spend the day with all three of them together. Wriothesley barely could get a word in between the two of them but he was gald that they liked each other, he wasn't quite ready for their relationship to bloom so quickly.

Sigewinne hops up next to Wriothesley's desk, hopeful as ever. He looks over to her but quickly returns his attention to the stacks of paper work piling up onto his desk and the forms currently in his hands. She hold up a drink and switches his tea with a brightly coloured smoothie. His eyes drag back down to the drinks and he hovers his hand over the smoothie to tease the poor melusine, before moving his hand to his tea and picking it up. It was a cute attempt in his eyes but she'd have to do a whole lot better to fool the Lord of the Fortress of Meropide. Sigewinne pouts and angrily holds up her concoction, slightly shaking it so he'd take notice of it to no avail.

#x reader #wriothesley #wriothesley and sigewinne #wriothesley genshin #wriothesley x reader #wrio x reader #fanfic #genshin x reader #genshin impact #Genshin 4.1 #sigewinne #handsomemilo #ko fi commissions #ko fi commissions are open #Fortress of meropide #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact fanfic

[legendaryskeletonpicklewolf]

Hey guys, @silcosimpo and I have made a borderlands server for borderlands fans who wanna hang out! Here's the link for those who are interested: https://discord.gg/RR2uekwB

(Dni if u ship rhack, jackothy, rhackothy. And if your a proshipper DNI!!) (SELF SHIPPERS ARE WELCOMED HERE THO..as long as u don't ship yourself with a minor character!)

@z23-active @d0nna-ake @rin-bellatrix @raygunsstuff @itsghostlink @is-vaughn-still-packing @ohgodrhys @officialmaliwan @officialhyperion @official-atlas @osirislazarus @sanzosin @skag-bait @shiningechoes @dailyvaulthunters @duckydusky @foggyskeletonflowerexpert-blog @feathery-dickmuffins @gettingfl4k @handsomejacksboner <3 @hands0mejack @hyperionjack @katagawa-jr @ceo-of-atlas @violet-roll @vault-facker @vault-facker @vaulthunterlands @blink005 @bioodclan @borderlands-ate-me @nataliedecorsair @ne0wise @mksvault @@maliwanmergers @missing-glasses @handsomemilo <3

You may have to copy paste the link on Google to get to the server 😅

#borderlands #handsome jack #borderlands 2 #borderlands 3 #tales from the borderlands #tftbl #rhys strongfork #borderland pre sequel #borderlands pre sequel #timothy lawrence

[handsometheo]

help.

Seriously, I have been trying to keep it subtle for months now but I need to let this be known. I do not feel safe in the space I currently live in. I am not financially stable enough yet and need help. If you can share this however you can I would greatly appreciate it. My devices have been taken from me and I am currently typing this from an old tablet that barely works.

won't be able to respond much, the most I can say for any financial help th is the top function here. Mainly because of I log into anything else it will go to my phone and they will know.

Please, I am begging for your help.

#x reader #fanfic #borderlands #borderlands 2 #handsome jack #handsome ramblings #handsome jack x reader #handsomemilo #borderlands 3 #genshin impact #Is #identity v #please help #Help

[handsometheo]

Hey everyone. Im doing terribly. Moneys gone downhill. idk how im gonna get by. I opened submissions and was wondering if anyone was willing to send in some fics, be it written themselves or just fic recommendations for any of the characters I'll list below. Preferably not angst cause i wouldn't be able to cope rn. Or any cool art you come across, that'd be cool.

Characters I'd like to read for: (Hearts by them are the ones i really wanna see)

Jjk

Choso Kamo ♡

Ryomen Sukuna ♡

Suguru Geto

Nanami Kento

Peaky Blinders

Thomas Shelby♡♡♡♡ (only recently got into this but omg Cillian Murphy♡♡♡♡♡ literally a fic of this dude would make me cry such happy tears)

Borderlands:

Handsome Jack ♡♡

Timothy Lawrence ♡

Mad Moxxi ♡

Zer0 ♡

Angel ♡ (platonic)

Lor

Troy Calypso

Tyreen Calypso

Genshin:

Wriothesley ♡

Kaeya

Childe

Il dottore

Cyno

Alhaitham

Raiden shogun/ei ♡

Dehya

Eula

Mha:

Himiko Toga♡ (platonic tho)

Resident evil:

Albert Wesker ♡

Leon S. Kennedy

Ada Wong

Claire Redfield

Jill Valentine ♡

Ethan Winters♡

Bela Dimitrescu ♡

Daniela Dimitrescu ♡

Cassandra Dimitrescu ♡

Honkai Star Rail

Sampo Koski ♡

Dan Heng

March 7th

Kafka ♡

Idk any of them. If anyone does send in anything like that just know that i love you ♡ even if ur new I'd appreciate anything just ti get my mind off of the world crashing and burning around me

#x reader #fanfic #handsomemilo #peaky blinders #tommy shelby #tommy shelby x reader #borderlands #handsome jack x reader #timothy lawrence x reader #mad moxxi x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen x reader #choso kamo x reader #ryomen sukuna x reader #nanami kento x reader #geto suguru x reader #genshin impact fanfic #wriothesley x reader #dehya x reader #ei x reader #raiden shogun x reader #mha #bnha #resident evil #resident evil village #honkai star rail #hsr #sampo x reader #march 7th x reader #dan heng x reader

[handsometheo]

Asking on anon cause nerves but could I maybe request headcanons on Jack having a sort of more familial bond with for example his assistant :3? I'm curious to see your take on this idea?

Omg that's such a cute idea! Tysm for the request!

Borderlands Imagine #2

Character/s: Handsome Jack and Gn reader (Platonic)

Warnings: it's borderlands. So expect anything you'd know would be in there, there's bound to be some mention of it. A little angsty to begin with.

A/n: I'm giving them a kind of parent and child relationship, yk? dw it'll get explained a bit more. Also please feel free to request anymore Headcanons/imagine ideas whenever. There's no need to be shy, I won't bite (through a screen at least)

Masterlist

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So you're Handsome Jack's assistant, usually he'd go for someone he could easily have a one night stand with but not you

He saw how well you did your previous job, and you remind him of Angel. Not in a bad way, never in a bad way

He sees the cheerful smile you give to those around you and he's taken back to the carefree days with his little family, when he was just Jack.

He's definitely hiring you as his assistant whether you want to do the job or not.

I mean it's one hell of a pay rise, so what's there to complain about.

You swear he doesn't even need you there sometimes, anything that could be considered work that's sent to you just gets taken on by him.

He doesn't want to stress you out, he wants to just keep you smiling

He knows he's messed up bad with Angel, more than messed up in fact, but as a way of avoiding that guilt he basically adopts you.

He'll spend lunch breaks with you to just chat, and even sometimes you'll go into his office to watch something on a big screen.

You both definitely watch trash TV together and are just so judgy about it. It's like you bring out a different side to the other

"Did you just hear what happened with ____ and ____ ?". "No? which ones are they?"

You actually pay some attention to the shows whereas Jack is only there for drama so easily forgets the names and it's hilarious when he just makes his own names for them

"Oh Fishlips?" "Fishlips!? Her name is Jessica!" "Doesn't look like a Jessica to me, oddly enough."

He secretly does pay attention though, he just knows you'll find it funny when he gets it wrong.

Gift giving is big for him.

He loves to get you anything you want so he can see the way your face just seems to glow with joy

He struggles with his temper and does his best to not bother you with it, he's been known to kill the people that piss him off

There's times when he's been snappy but he'd never take his anger out on you and risk scaring you off too

You're the last family that actually seems to care about him still, even if you don't realise it

You can't swear. He does his whole disappointed parent, "Language", thing. He in turn trys to turn his own language around.

You're forbidden from going to Pandora, he'll take you anywhere slightly safer, but he's not risking the raiders snatching you up. He wouldn't be able to take it.

You're the last thing he can think of before his life ends. He's filled with guilt and sorrow for how he wished he could've been a good father to both of his children. Angel and You.

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This isn't proof read so some of it might not make much sense, I wrote it fairly quick

#x reader #fanfic #borderlands #borderlands 2 #handsome jack #handsome jack x reader #handsomemilo #handsome jack fic #handsome jack borderlands #borderlands handsome jack #borderlands imagine #Handsome Jack and reader #Platonic #familial love #I think this is a cute idea #I wish I was better at writing it as cute as I imagined #I made it a bit more angsty than I originally intended

[handsometheo]

GUYS GUYS GUYS, WHY IS BORDERLANDS TRENDING ON HERE??? I LOVE BORDERLANDS SO MUCH PLEASE CAN PEOPLE SEND ME BORDERLANDS STUFF I LOVE IT SM

(I'm continuing working on my Handsome Jack fic, it's coming along well. I also am hyperfixated on Jujutsu Kaisen)

#borderlands #borderlands 2 #borderlands 3 #x reader #fanfic #handsomemilo #handsome ramblings #handsome jack

[handsometheo]

Short lil Handsome Jack x reader thing

"Hello John." My face and tone remain flat as the low level programmer enters the room. I gesture towards the door to my left that leads to Mr Tassiter's office "Mr Tassiter is waiting inside."

"It's Jack. Cupcake." He glares for a second before his eyes soften. I've not paid this much attention to him before but I do have to admit he has gorgeous eyes.

"My apologies,Jack." I bow my head sincerely at him as he approaches my desk.

"Oh don't you worry your pretty little head sweetheart, I'll always forgive you." His voice gets deeper and his eyes seem more hooded. "but only You."

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Just a lil crappy thing I wrote because I had to take some time off. Money problems and such, I may have to go on another hiatus for a time due to issues with Money in my life but just know I'm still writing the Bejeweled Rewrite whenever I can.

#x reader #borderlands #borderlands 2 #handsome jack #handsome jack x reader #fanfic #bl3 #handsomemilo #bl2 #borderlands x reader #x reader fanfiction #self insert fic #self insert fanfiction

[handsometheo]

Hello hello, and soft Rhys headcanons? ^^

Hiiii ofc you can my dear <3

SOFT RHYS HEADCANONS

Not my gif

Pairing: Rhys Strongfork x reader

Reader pronouns used: They/Them/Their's

Warnings: None as far as I was aware

Summary/Notes: Mentions Handsome Jack, Vaughn, Zer0 (He/they pronouns are what I use for Zer0) and Lor

Tales from the Borderlands Rhys:

-> He needs so many hugs

-> I mean look at him he's a nervous wreck

-> He needs support, constantly.

-> When Vasquez is a douche and starts messing with Rhys, just try and pull him away and comfort him

-> However if Vasquez says anything about you, that becomes far more difficult

-> yk

-> because he looooves you~

-> Vaughn and you being close is his one of his favourite things about you

-> He lives that you can be good friends with his best friend

-> right so I'm not sure about what the living situations on Helios are like but there's a designated living area if I remember right

-> when you come over, he'll put on some music and you must dance with him

-> you can both be awkward wobbly messes together while you dance

-> Loves a good slow dance, no matter how clumsily you both do it

-> He tries to hide the fact he is lowkey obsessed with Handsome Jack for weeks into your relationship

-> however he gets caught when you come over for the first time to his place

-> You better not judge him, he would feel horrible and like some weird freak if you judged him for it

-> if you like Handsome Jack as much as him (and me) honestly he will rant to you about all the stuff he thinks is cool about Jack.

-> he hyperfixates on things

-> He gets so happy when you let him talk about his hyperfixations

-> like he starts stimming

-> starts shaking his arms, getting a giggly and so so smiley

-> He's just like me fr 😌

-> When he leaves to Pandora, he trust you to tell you what is happening

-> but you cannot go with them

-> Rhys values your safety more than anyone elses

-> He'll call you with is ECHO eye every day at least once

-> He worries that either he will get killed and never get a chance to tell you how much he loves you

-> or he worries that while he's away, someone may try to take advantage of you or kill you

-> When he goes back to Helios he doesn't tell you about Jack

-> Jack however knows plenty about you however since he's been stuck with both of you two's biggest fan.

-> When shit starts going bad, Rhys calls you to tell you to leave as soon as possible

-> you find an escape pod and make it to Pandora

-> After all the dram with the Gortys project however, you are very happy to help Rhys rebuild Atlas

-> that's another thing he adores about you, you so supportive of him

-> We love him

💙

Borderlands 3/ New Tales Rhys:

-> When he's big boss man Rhys, he has less time for you and let me tell you, that destroys him

-> you are the main pillar for his mental stability so when he's there fighting off Maliwan because some psycho wants to be besties with him and you can't be there because you have your own work or just happened to be away for a week, you can imagine how he's feeling

-> When he does have you in his arms however he's snuggling his head into your neck

-> you are his safe haven

-> always have been

-> let's you pick what fish he has in that huge fish tank of his

-> you know the dancing thing from before? It's so much more fun now that you have his entire office to yourselves

-> you can just take a moment to chill out with your CEO boyfriend

-> Zer0, Lor and you are all really good friends

-> Zer0 is just as protective of you as they are of Rhys

-> oh yeah, did I forget to mention? He plans on proposing soon

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Sorry that the last part was shorter than tftbl Rhys but I've been working on my Handsome Jack fic still, that should come out this week hopefully and I'm trying to get back into the flow of writing.

I just beg that everyone is patient with me and writing 🙏 I don't mean to take so long but I really am hoping to keep it somewhat consistent.

#rhys borderlands #rhys strongfork #rhys x reader #rhys the company man #borderlands #borderlands 2 #borderlands 3 #tftbl #tales from the borderlands #borderlands x reader #x reader #Fanfic #HandsomeMilo

[handsometheo]

- HandsomeMilo's Library -

¦ Hello my new friends, This is my masterlist of all content that will be available on Tumblr! I'll be creating Tags for these things as well if your interested.

I mostly write what i want when i want and I'm gonna try to write any requests that get sent to me. Don't be surprised if they come about a year later tho 💀 I'm either really quick to respond or i disappear for months then respond.

I write for multiple fandoms and this is the place to find it all!! Please make yourself at home and if you feel like tipping or asking for a fic my Ko-fi is always available and anything is appreciated. ¦

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FANDOMS (That I'm currently writing for)

Peaky Blinders *nothing published yet*

Genshin Impact.

Jujutsu Kaisen.

My Hero Academia.

Borderlands.

Demon Slayer.

Haikyuu.

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#The Library #fanfic #borderlands #borderlands 2 #genshin impact #resident evil #Fairy Tail #My Hero Academia #Jujutsu kaisen #handsomemilo #stardew valley #demon slayer #Harry Potter #hp marauders #haikyuu #obey me! shall we date?

[handsometheo]

If anyone wants to be tagged here when I post Bejeweled The Rewrite pls comment here, if you don't before I post about it here then I won't be able to add you

#x reader #borderlands #borderlands 2 #handsome jack #handsome jack x reader #handsomemilo #bl2 #handsome jack fic #bejeweled #Bejeweled rewrite

[handsometheo]

Do you think handsome Jack is a top or a bottom. Thank you.

Easy. I think he's a top. Like honestly the way he acts and presents himself, he's gotta be. I don't think he'd be okay with being a bottom because it'd make him lose his whole 'I'm the best' persona so yk

That's my thoughts anyway

#borderlands #borderlands 2 #handsome jack #handsome jack x reader #x reader #handsomemilo #fanfic #bl2

[handsometheo]

I got a squishmallow ♡

I won a prize for £50 in my local area and i bought a squishmallow (their name is bren), a pop figure (MAKI) and some sweets for my sister

Lifes not great but it got a little better.

#handsomemilo

[handsometheo]

So I got a new sketchbook a week or two ago. I have a couple of sketches I want to show off because they're cute.

I also have a cute AU idea that I'm not ready to share just yet I want to see if I can make a couple little comics of it, but just know it has something to do with Angel.

Ignore the fact I haven't cleaned them up, they're just sketches.

I have way more doodles and such of borderlands characters but I'm just trying to get a feel for drawing them in my style.

Lovin' mini Jack with his lil scar tho

#borderlands #borderlands 2 #handsome jack #handsomemilo #mad moxxi #moxxi hodunk #borderlands moxxi #bl3 #claptrap #borderlands angel #borderlands fanart #cl4p tp #bl2 #angel the siren #I love these sm #Angel deserved better #I love Angel with all my heart

[handsometheo]

BEJEWELED THE REWRITE

it's out. Feel free to read whenever I still need to do one more proofread but it should be good enough for the time being.

#x reader #borderlands #borderlands 2 #handsome jack #handsome jack x reader #fanfic #handsomemilo #bl2 #handsome jack fic #bejeweled #bejeweled The Rewrite

[handsometheo]

I need opinions. Would it be better if I put the first part of The Bejeweled rewrite out early just so everyone can idk get an idea of the length of the parts or would it be best to do what I originally planned and keep it all hidden until I finish the entire story?

#borderlands #x reader #borderlands 2 #handsome jack #bl2 #handsome jack fic #handsomemilo #Handsome Jack x reader

[handsometheo]

Im so sorry

So iI'm coming back to this account because it's just easier for me, I plan to getting back to writing for Handsome Jack since I've had a few months of hiatus

Shit happened, I'm getting better

Send in requests for Handsome Jack x reader when u feel like it

I need to rebrand my entire existence I feel, but I'm rewriting Bejeweled and everything it getting better! hooray!!

I'm sorry for going away for so long but HandsomeMilo is back baby :)

#handsomemilo #I'm back #Sorry for being away