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askmrtorgue · 10 months

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HEY! YOU THERE! WANT TO PLAY A TABLETOP ADVENTURE WITH A PROFESSIONAL STORYTELLER?

I'M MISTER TORGUE, AND THE NERD WHO HELPS ME LOG INTO THIS ACCOUNT ASKED ME TO DO AN AD FOR HIS SERVICES. I TOLD HIM I WOULD, BUT ONLY IF I GOT TO WRITE IT MYSELF. SO STRAP IN, DUMPSUCKS. IT'S PRODUCT PLACEMENT TIME:

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DO YOU WANT TO PLAY DUNGEONS & DRAGONS BUT YOU CAN'T FIND SOMEONE TO RUN YOUR GAMES?

ARE YOU FED UP WITH A GAME MASTER WHO WON'T LET YOU STRAIGHT-UP MAKE OUT WITH THE VILLAINS OF THEIR STORY?

DO YOU WANT WANT TO LEARN TABLETOP RPGS BUT EVERYONE WHO TRIES TO EXPLAIN IT USES THINGS LIKE MATH AND SPREADSHEETS AND YOU CAN'T STOP THEM BECAUSE FATAL SUPLEXES ARE ILLEGAL ON YOUR PLANET?

THEN YOU NEED BENCOMPETENCE, PROFESSIONAL STORYTELLER AND GAME MASTER.

BRAOOWWWWW-CHICKABRAOW EXPLOSION NOISE HEREEEEEEEE!

BENCOMPETENCE HAS RUN OVER 100 PROFESSIONAL GAMES OF TABLETOP GAMES, INCLUDING DUNGEONS & DRAGONS, CITY OF MIST AND MORE. HE HAS 100% POSITIVE REVIEWS FROM HIS CLIENTS, WHICH IS PROBABLY MORE THAN 34%.

NOT ONLY DOES BEN OWN A PAIR OF CAT-EAR HEADPHONES, HE EXCELS AT RIPPING YOUR HEART STRAIGHT OUT OF ITS RIBCAGE USING NOTHING BUT COMPELLING, ROMANCEABLE CHARACTERS AND BADASS EPIC ADVENTURES. IN FACT, EVEN HIS VILLAINS ARE SEXY AS F*CK. JUST CHECK OUT THIS VAMPIRE FROM ONE OF HIS CAMPAIGNS:

THIS DEATH DADDY IS ABSOLUTELY ABOUT TO KILL ME AND I DON'T GIVEN EVEN A SINGLE F*CK.

NOT YOUR STYLE? NO PROBLEM, PLAYER, HE ALSO OFFERS TERRIFYING MURDER MOMMIES!

THIS WOMAN COULD DRINK MY BLOOD AND I WOULD SAY "THANK YOU"

WANT TO GET EVEN MORE NUTS!? HOW ABOUT BEING A SH*TLOAD OF PIRATES THAT FIGHT MINDFLAYERS AND TENTACLE BEASTS!?

OR MAYBE EVEN ROMANCES THE TENTACLES BEAST?? I DON'T JUDGE

YOU DO YOU!!

THERE IS A 4% CHANCE THIS TENTACLED ABOMINATION WILL CUDDLE ME AND NOT EAT MY BRAINS AND I LIKE THOSE ODDS!!!

BENCOMPETENCE'S GAMES ARE INCLUSIVE AF AND BEGINNER-FRIENDLY, BECAUSE GATEKEEPING IS FOR SH*THEELS AND TRASHGUZZLERS. WHETHER YOU'RE BRAND NEW OR HAVE PLAYED A QUILLION SESSIONS, YOU WILL BE RIGHT AT HOME. ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU GET IN THERE AND KICK THE NARRATIVE'S ASS RIGHT IN ITS D*CK.

HE ALSO ASKED ME TO TELL YOU THAT SESSION 0'S ARE FREE, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS!

WANT TO JOIN A TABLE? THEN LISTEN UP, F*CKTRUCKS, BECAUSE IT'S LIST TIME:

FIGHT OR MAYBE MAKE OUT WITH HOT EVIL VAMPIRES IN CURSE OF STRAHD (NOW AVAILABLE IN DEATH DADDY AND MURDER MOMMY)

I AM NOW STARING AT THE VAMPIRE AGAIN AND FORGOT THE NEXT BULLET POINT

JOIN CALL FROM THE DEEP , BE PIRATES, AND BLOW UP THE ENTIRE F*CKING OCEAN!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!

SOMETHING ABOUT LEARNING TABLETOP RPGS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A DISCOUNTED SESSION

THERE'S A LOT MORE TO SAY, BUT THE NERD WRITING THIS SCRIPT STARTED TALKING ABOUT CHARACTER SHEETS AND SOMETHING CALLED NARRATIVE AGENCY, SO I HAD TO BEAT HIM WITH A FOLDING CHAIR UNTIL HE STOPPED. YOU CAN HELP PAY FOR THE BODYCAST I PUT HIM IN BY SIGNING UP TODAY!

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eliotbaum · 1 year

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Tender hearts and weary souls 🩸⛅️

(or: that time we turned a portion of our Curse of Strahd game into a period drama romance, featuring my cleric pc and lydia petrovna)

#curse of strahd #illustration #artists on tumblr #kasper dunant #lydia petrovna #dnd 5e #dnd art #cos art #bless our dm for fleshing out side characters that dont get enough love #justice 4 lydia spoilers ahead but she's got a hot bf now after her abusive husband's demise

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thatratgo · 10 months

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At least he made an awesome campaign.

#strahd von zarovich #dnd strahd #dnd curse of strahd #barovia #ravenloft #cos meme #dnd memes #strahd #curse of strahd #On the bright side vampires are hot

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luckyblackcatxiii · 6 months

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Extremely belated, but time is an illusion and it's Halloween in Barovia 24/7, so whatever~ (I'm learning to not stress on uploading)

#lucky art #curse of strahd #mistfits #cos #ismark kolyanovich #ireena kolyana #saverio marchisetti #kazmer lafonna #magni swiftsmith #Ismark is Kenough #Ireena has a fascination with pirates and it's the best (that's Ireena the Red to you)#Sav seems obvious to choose vampire this year but Ismark 100% though he was one for a hot second so it was a nice excuse to draw him as one #Kas is a darling but also has DIED TWICE so...our lil angel...#Magni's stoic and his goliath side has that stone giant bg so being a gargoyle felt fun to do

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raviollies · 9 months

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Calm before the storm

#i hate how it turned out but sunkcost fallacy that i spent too much time on it so take this hot garbage #curse of strahd #blythe #my art #anyway party about to head to amber temple so either these two come out ready to get married or theyll kill each other #raha

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shrimpari · 5 months

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Started fighting Rahadin last sesh because he was sent to “test our abilities” on the Tsolenka bridge. Realized I’ve never drawn him.

#this man makes me so mad #number 1 barov stan and resident child abuser #fuck this guy #he kinda hot tho at least #rahadin #cos rahadin #curse of strahd #dnd5e #dungeons and dragons #dungeons & dragons #portrait #dnd portraits #art #my art

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anae-art · 5 months

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A quick sketch of my favorite scene from yesterday’s Curse of Strahd session. It was out of character but I couldn’t resist!

Ouh, Saffine will have a tough time this in campaign. Too many hot vampire

#dnd #dnd art #rpg #curse of strahd #vampire #CoS #Curse of Strahd meme #dnd memes #hot vampire

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fuddieduddies-art · 9 months

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stupid sexy strahd.

#curse of strahd #CoS #strahd von zarovich #ravenloft #dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #back to your regularly scheduled program of dnd nonsense/hot monster man covered in blood b4 i answer more asks #i want him. who said that.#must have been the wind.#suggestive #tw suggestive

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mylordshesacactus · 3 months

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Genuinely shoutout (?) to Elisabeth Durst for being so overwhelmingly unpleasant that a whole-ass party of variously kinky "I support women's wrongs" queers have just universally gone oh no, nonono, she is the Unfun kind of evil, this bitch needs to die.

Like it takes a LOT for US to not even be going "this could have been solved with a threesome" because like first of all that would Not have solved whatever is wrong with this woman

and second of all, Get Away From Her Actually

#turns out the only gay instinct stronger than Evil Woman Hot #is Get Away From Her Get A Real Job #[Shrek voice] She's not even the sexy kind of crazy.#d&d #strahd campaign

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audiovideomeowart · 8 months

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Finally finished this black and white picture. This is from our curse of strahd campaign we have Escher strahd and rihadin in the corner. Most of the elements we’ve had run ins with (creepy cats and ravens) we are we are almost done with this campaign and it’s been really fun and probably my favorite D&D campaign ever. 💕 hopefully we all don’t die from Strahd.

#my art #art #artists on tumblr #curse of strahd #dnd stuff #dnd #strahd von zarovich #escher #rahadin #goth #why are vampires hot #vampires #also rahadin is so evil and kinda hate him now

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churchboi666 · 8 months

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(the pretty pretty babyboy Escher art by here :3) These bitches would hang out together and probably smash. Bro Im collecting blond/blondish bastard vampires (tbh I barrely know much of Alucard but come on he looks like he fits the gang)

#I love vampires #they are so fucking hot but would treat me like shit #actively romancing Astarion #and Im romancing Escher in my DnD campaign #Alucard is fine #curse of strahd #astarion #baldurs gate astarion #baldur's gate 3 #castlevania #alucard #escher belasco #dnd memes #dnd #shitpost #shitpost memes

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vodoriga-art · 2 years

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The chamberlain’s funeral 🕯

Quick mood sketch in anticipation of the CoS finale. Our Barovia adventure started with a funeral, and two years later is about to end with one. This time with the grave cleric by Strahd’s side.

#rip rahadin you were completely unhinged i'll miss you forever #are you cheering for the good guys or the hot vampire darklord and his pathetic pet cleric? vote now on your phones #curse of strahd #strahd von zarovich #rahadin #barovia #dnd #grave cleric #strahd squad #kaspar #tonight!! so nervous!#cos

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femcelforums · 2 months

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