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askmrtorgue · 10 months

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HEY! YOU THERE! WANT TO PLAY A TABLETOP ADVENTURE WITH A PROFESSIONAL STORYTELLER?

I'M MISTER TORGUE, AND THE NERD WHO HELPS ME LOG INTO THIS ACCOUNT ASKED ME TO DO AN AD FOR HIS SERVICES. I TOLD HIM I WOULD, BUT ONLY IF I GOT TO WRITE IT MYSELF. SO STRAP IN, DUMPSUCKS. IT'S PRODUCT PLACEMENT TIME:

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DO YOU WANT TO PLAY DUNGEONS & DRAGONS BUT YOU CAN'T FIND SOMEONE TO RUN YOUR GAMES?

ARE YOU FED UP WITH A GAME MASTER WHO WON'T LET YOU STRAIGHT-UP MAKE OUT WITH THE VILLAINS OF THEIR STORY?

DO YOU WANT WANT TO LEARN TABLETOP RPGS BUT EVERYONE WHO TRIES TO EXPLAIN IT USES THINGS LIKE MATH AND SPREADSHEETS AND YOU CAN'T STOP THEM BECAUSE FATAL SUPLEXES ARE ILLEGAL ON YOUR PLANET?

THEN YOU NEED BENCOMPETENCE, PROFESSIONAL STORYTELLER AND GAME MASTER.

BRAOOWWWWW-CHICKABRAOW EXPLOSION NOISE HEREEEEEEEE!

BENCOMPETENCE HAS RUN OVER 100 PROFESSIONAL GAMES OF TABLETOP GAMES, INCLUDING DUNGEONS & DRAGONS, CITY OF MIST AND MORE. HE HAS 100% POSITIVE REVIEWS FROM HIS CLIENTS, WHICH IS PROBABLY MORE THAN 34%.

NOT ONLY DOES BEN OWN A PAIR OF CAT-EAR HEADPHONES, HE EXCELS AT RIPPING YOUR HEART STRAIGHT OUT OF ITS RIBCAGE USING NOTHING BUT COMPELLING, ROMANCEABLE CHARACTERS AND BADASS EPIC ADVENTURES. IN FACT, EVEN HIS VILLAINS ARE SEXY AS F*CK. JUST CHECK OUT THIS VAMPIRE FROM ONE OF HIS CAMPAIGNS:

THIS DEATH DADDY IS ABSOLUTELY ABOUT TO KILL ME AND I DON'T GIVEN EVEN A SINGLE F*CK.

NOT YOUR STYLE? NO PROBLEM, PLAYER, HE ALSO OFFERS TERRIFYING MURDER MOMMIES!

THIS WOMAN COULD DRINK MY BLOOD AND I WOULD SAY "THANK YOU"

WANT TO GET EVEN MORE NUTS!? HOW ABOUT BEING A SH*TLOAD OF PIRATES THAT FIGHT MINDFLAYERS AND TENTACLE BEASTS!?

OR MAYBE EVEN ROMANCES THE TENTACLES BEAST?? I DON'T JUDGE

YOU DO YOU!!

THERE IS A 4% CHANCE THIS TENTACLED ABOMINATION WILL CUDDLE ME AND NOT EAT MY BRAINS AND I LIKE THOSE ODDS!!!

BENCOMPETENCE'S GAMES ARE INCLUSIVE AF AND BEGINNER-FRIENDLY, BECAUSE GATEKEEPING IS FOR SH*THEELS AND TRASHGUZZLERS. WHETHER YOU'RE BRAND NEW OR HAVE PLAYED A QUILLION SESSIONS, YOU WILL BE RIGHT AT HOME. ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU GET IN THERE AND KICK THE NARRATIVE'S ASS RIGHT IN ITS D*CK.

HE ALSO ASKED ME TO TELL YOU THAT SESSION 0'S ARE FREE, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS!

WANT TO JOIN A TABLE? THEN LISTEN UP, F*CKTRUCKS, BECAUSE IT'S LIST TIME:

FIGHT OR MAYBE MAKE OUT WITH HOT EVIL VAMPIRES IN CURSE OF STRAHD (NOW AVAILABLE IN DEATH DADDY AND MURDER MOMMY)

I AM NOW STARING AT THE VAMPIRE AGAIN AND FORGOT THE NEXT BULLET POINT

JOIN CALL FROM THE DEEP , BE PIRATES, AND BLOW UP THE ENTIRE F*CKING OCEAN!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!

SOMETHING ABOUT LEARNING TABLETOP RPGS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A DISCOUNTED SESSION

THERE'S A LOT MORE TO SAY, BUT THE NERD WRITING THIS SCRIPT STARTED TALKING ABOUT CHARACTER SHEETS AND SOMETHING CALLED NARRATIVE AGENCY, SO I HAD TO BEAT HIM WITH A FOLDING CHAIR UNTIL HE STOPPED. YOU CAN HELP PAY FOR THE BODYCAST I PUT HIM IN BY SIGNING UP TODAY!

END OF ADVERTISEMENT.

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lordandsaviorlana · 2 years

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WHEN I TELL YOU MY JAW DROPPED TO THE FLOOR WATCHING GREY WORM AND PRINCE HARRY BANG EACH OTHER---my soul left my body

#interview with the vampire #sam reid #jacob anderson #grey worm #lestat x louis #lgbtq #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #iwtv amc #iwtv series #louis getting that vampire dick #hot vampire daddies

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unheathyandproud · 5 months

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“Hello darling..”

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Little baby Ayla and Dadstarion 😭💗

I was totally sobbing while making this.

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I love the headcanon that he hates all kids except his own. Very Astarion coded

#astarion #bg3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldurs gate fanart #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 art #bg3 fanart #bg3 oc #oc #balur's gate 3 #vamp dad #vampire #girl dad #dadstarion #hot daddy #i dont make the rules #girl dinner #sketch #doodle

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mmelolabelle · 4 months

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Not only, ladies and gentlemen, do I stand on the fact - nay, the truth - that both Armand and Louis want to fuck that old man; but I suggest that Lestat de Lioncourt is also perfectly amenable to fucking that old man - if only because Armand and Louis are both doing it and like fucking hell is Lestat getting left out, thank you very much.

#he could (1) fuck with armand (2) fuck with louis and (3) get fucked in one swoop #lestat rocking up like ‘i am also a very pretty undead serial killer with centuries old daddy issues’#‘i believe you’re into that’#also old man daniel is hot lestat has eyes 🤷🏻‍♀️#amc iwtv #lestat de lioncourt #daniel molloy #iwtv 2022 #interview with the vampire #lestat x daniel #daniel x lestat

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justablah56 · 6 days

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vampire terry save me

also bonus Nicky bcs cmon . I gotta

#my art #vampire terry my beloved .....#i love him sm .....#also now i have a hot nicky with galaxy eyes terry AND a hot terry with galaxy eyes nicky #they are in love your honor #dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #terrick #terry jr #terry jr stampler #terry stampler #nick close #nicholas foster #nicky close foster

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elijahslittleprincess · 11 months

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hermanunworthy · 9 months

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oakworthy vampire au based on a dream i had

#ik hermie is already a demon creature thing but i think they should get to be a vampire. as a treat #werewolf normal is also very very good and i may draw oakworthy as a werewolf/vampire duo for halloween if i feel like it #but in this case i just wanted to draw normal as dumb stupid me. tbf though that dream vampire guy was HOT okay i miss him #oakworthy #oakworthy fanart #normal oak #normal oak fanart #hermie the unworthy #hermie unworthy #hermie the unworthy fanart #hermie unworthy fanart #dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndads fanart #my art

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asgoodeasgold · 17 days

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I was planning to post a video today but battling a migraine so didn't manage to finish 🤷🏻‍♀️

Let's have Professor Clairmont as a concerned vampy dad instead. And his extraordinary eyes 💙🤎💚

📷 Sky/Bad Wolf A Discovery of Witches (2022) s3:03 my edit

#matthew goode #matthewgoode #a discovery of witches #adow #adow s3 #hot daddy #hot vampire

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urokolove · 5 months

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Let me bite you

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unheathyandproud · 5 months

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“Daddy. He’s crazy.”

“I know.”

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Y’all can only guess who they are watching eat their favorite dinner of shoes and books 🤪

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I had to give his daughter curly hair and his attitude 😭

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I was also thinking of names for his daughter. Here are some with meanings. Tell me which one you like best :D

Neoma-new moon

Estrella-star

Ayla-moonlight

#astarion #bg3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldurs gate fanart #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 art #bg3 fanart #bg3 oc #oc #balur's gate 3 #girl dad #hot daddy #vamp dad #vampire

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domdenplayers-blog · 23 days

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So sweet and so crazy

"Pampering my little girl is one of the greatest joys of my life. From the moment she appeared in my chat with her twisted mind full of traumas, I have been captivated by her sweetness and innocence. Her smile makes me want to rip off her panties and put them deep in her tight little pussy, filling her with unconditional love. I love to surprise her with gifts like fucking her standing up right after she opens the door and then taking her to bed and fucking her more and more, making her feel that her owner is the only thing she needs to be happy, and gradually mending her twisted and distorted mind. Seeing the sparkle in her eyes when she receives my loads of cum once...twice...three times is something she loves. Feeling filled and experiencing something new is simply indescribable. Pampering her isn't just about fucking her tight pussy and making her cum, screaming and stretching her little pussy. Pampering her is, after all that, taking her to the mall, with her pussy still full of my cum, and giving her material gifts such as coquette panties, skirts and blouses, and showing her all my love, support and guidance in all areas of life, in short, indoctrinating the little slut through sex, futile gifts and treats. I want her to feel loved, valued and confident, and pampering her is a way of showing her how special she is to me."

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waterlilyvioletfog · 6 months

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Finally finished the Rome segment (woo 37% of the way through my audiobook!! The loan is due tomorrow 😞) of Count of Monte Cristo and. Dumas. DuMAS. This man is just a vampire I love it. Albert is all “dude don’t be so classist the Count is obviously just a weird eccentric millionaire but he’s totally cool and there’s literally no reason for you to be weird about me inviting him to hang out with me at the bachelor pad my parents pay for” and Franz goes “I mean you give plausible explanations but he still seems sketch” yeah Franz it’s the vampirism. Your brain has noticed that the hot smart misanthropic millionaire asking to be introduced around Paris is also basically just a vampire. A vampire with a legitimate and specific revenge mission, but like. Definitely a vampire.

#also. he ORCHESTRATED A KIDNAPPING SO HE COULD RESCUE ALBERT AND GET INVITED TO PARIS. EDMONDDDDDD #the count of monte cristo #edmond dantes #franz d'epinay #albert de morcerf #franz: this sugar daddy seems sketch. albert: he literally gives me money WHAT do you mean he is a NICE GUY #albert: did or did you not immediately go ask for his money. franz: … yEAH BUT WHAT IF HES EVILLL #Franz’s brain juggling ‘ah scary vampire’ and ‘HOT vampire DILF????’ at all times.

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bobbyrooster · 8 months

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but daddy i love him!

i need sedated he’s literally a two dimensional vampire

#baldurs gate astarion #baldurs gate iii #dungeons and dragons #astarion bg3 #bg3 #he’s hot #vampire bf #astarion x mc #astarion #but daddy i love him #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate three #bg3 romance

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love-toxin · 1 year

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wowzer! i am definitely not thinking about an extremely horny vampire hellcheer au in which Eddie and Chrissy are (in love <33) and infected in the Upside Down and come back to the Right Side Up to wreak havoc on Hawkins........buuuuuut they come across you, the sweet little thing that they both had a crush on when they once lived, and decide to take possession of you to make you their little human housemaid <33 and clean their big Addams Family-esque vampire mansion in the Upside Down <33 and get lewded on by the vampire couple that lusts after you and your blood <33

#im just saying.....u know how hot dommy mommy/daddy stancy is.....just imagine.....>:)#hellcheer #eddie munson #chrissy cunningham #chrissy cunningham x reader #eddie munson x reader #hellcheer x reader #vampire au #st 4 #stranger things #ellie writes

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irlelli · 3 months

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LOLLY

#egirl #pretty girls #cute #tumblr girls #alt girl #beauttiful girls #daddy's good girl #slim and sexy #sexy content #vampire #so hot 🔥🔥🔥#smokin hot

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ragrfisk · 6 months

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Hot Dwarf Vampire WIP 🫠

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