#HES SUCH A NERD I NEED HIM

[munsondjarin]

you absolutely love hearing eddie nerd out. when he apologized for ranting once, you admit that not only do you think it’s really cute, but it’s a bit of a turn on. he never lets that fact go. you’re making out on his bed and he starts trailing kisses up your jaw. nearing your ear, he leans in to whisper “wanna hear about the different types of orcs?” you whip your head at him in confusion before he continues whispering in your ear, deepening his voice. “there’s uruk-hai, actually uruk means orc in black speech..” you fight back a laugh and he pulls away just enough for you to see the smirk on the corner of his lips. days later when he picks you up for a date and sees your outfit, he immediately goes “have i ever told you about the fall of gondolin?” as he wiggles his eyebrows. it becomes a common occurrence, hot whispers about elven politics and defeating dnd monsters in hopes to hear you giggle and feel your smile against his lips.

#i can listen to him talk about lotr and dnd for DAYS #i love when a nerd rants about a special interest it’s so hot #HES SUCH A NERD I NEED HIM #eddie munson #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson x you #eddie munson headcanons

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lap Pillow

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Confessions of a missed opportunity: I almost had LWJ in purple for this comic. #WWX gives him one of his layers to wear and it's never specified what colour it is. #We all love the red inner robe from CQL (And other illustrations) but sit with me for a moment. Think about LWJ in Jiang Purple. #Right now. Close your eyes and give it 5-10 seconds of rotation in your brain. #Welcome back. It's beautiful isn't it. As I write these notes I am upset that I backed out of going through with it. #I think I will simply have to draw it another time. If we get gusu lan white wwx we *need* yunmeng jiang purple lwj! #Anyways; this comic is the pinnacle of teen wangji's bursting-at-the-seams-emotionality that I love him for. #For my sanity I need that teen losing his mind and following bird rules (get fluffy - get blushy - keep beeping) #He is a loser nerd with a begrudging crush on a boy that he doesn't know how to be normal about. #LWJ seems like your typical 'cool guy love interest' until you realize that he's actually kind of soggy and pathetic. #My favourite lan wangji trait is that he's funny as all hell. I feel like wwx a bit because I had a character epiphany when I realized this

[bakudekublogblog]

kacchan is standing before him, openly weeping, childishly professing he wanted a forever with him and Izuku is like ?? kacchan haha do you have brain damage ?? horikoshi when I fucking catch you

#bakudeku #bkdk #mha spoilers #bnha spoilers #LITERALLY ITS SO FANFIC ITS SO Izuku is like haha this isn’t real… THIS ISNT REAL #YOURE NOT REALLY IN LOVE WITH ME #and kacchan is like I’M KACCHAN OF THE BAKUGOUS #IZUKU IS LIKE THIS ISNT REAL I DONT SEE IT THERES GOT TO BE ANOTHER EXPLANATION #he doesn’t fucking know how people feel about him unless he’s directly told #HE DOESNT KNOW #HOW ANYONE FEELS ABOUT HIM #DESPITE ALL OF HIS TRIUMPHS HES STILL A DAMN NERD #KACCHAN #YOU NEED TO SPELL IT OUT SLOWLY #DRAW A DIAGRAM MAYBE #I DUNNO IT COULD HELP

[poetryvampire]

Dingdong! Horny Gale hours

✨️Nsfw ✨️

Hear me out. Riding Gale while he's reading you poetry.

♡ Oh boy. He's already over the moon to have a partner that he can nerd out with over the most romantic bullshit you've ever heard. I'm talkin' Shall I compare thee to a summer's day, She walks in beauty like the night romantic bullshit. So he's blushing like mad when you ask him to read.

♡He starts out so excited and so confident, really putting the energy in (so many hand motions omg). But you're here to put that practiced tongue to work.

♡After a few poems you sit right in his lap and his brain just short circuits. You go on like nothings happened and whine about how he was just getting to the best part.

♡Gale's stuttering and stumbling over his words sooo awkwardly. He's wild about feeling you pressed against him and can't think about anything other than how you're wiggling your ass.

♡You're teasing him and singing his praise, telling him how sexy he is, how hot his voice gets you, how wet it makes you. You're bagging him to keep reading but Gale barely remembers his name.

♡You start jerking him but stop the second he pauses too long. He's a blushing embarrassed needy mess. He's so hungry for your touch but he's failing miserably.

♡Until you really grab him by the praise kink. He gets through a couplet ok and you're gripping him hard telling him how good he's doing, how good his sensual voice makes you feel, and he wants to make you feel good right? Gale wants to be your good boy like he wants to breathe.

♡It lights a fire in him and he's reading with vigor. Growling and panting through verses, every word thick with his desire.

♡You're still showering him with compliments and pleading him not to stop even as you're finally sinking on to his cock. Honestly you're the one having a hard time now.

♡Gale doesn't do things half way. He sees you're enjoying it so now he's the one turning up the heat. Now he's finding a toe- curling rhythm between his words and hips as he's rutting up into you. He purposely switching between slow and fast paced poems. Now whose the tease?

♡Will even switch to vividly erotic subject matter and whisper it low and husky right in your ear. Think Sappho, Pablo Neruda or Ee Cummings (or their high fantasy equivalent lol). He's punctuating particularly sizzling lines with some powerful thrusts and you're a babbling mess.

♡Needless to say you two make it a thing. You have a little poetry club now ya nerds 💜

#Ahh #Poetry #i need him carnally #Gale dekarios #headcanons #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #He's such a nerd and I need him #gale x reader #gale x tav #i'm dying here

[fantasykiri5]

RIZ “THE BALL” GUKGAK EVERYBODY 👏👏👏👏👏

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#my art #D20 #d20 fanart #d20 fantasy high #riz gukgak #riz gukgak fanart #fantasy high #fantasy high fanart #fhsy #fhjy #<- this is supposed to be. Between s2 and s3?? He has his late s2 heaven gadgets and new gun design but no haircut #I love his tattoos but I hate his tattoos #they’re so hard to draw it look me like 2 hours just to figure out #anyways here’s my lovely son. The ball. Little shrimp. Private investigator. Dragon slayer. Lame nerd teenager #He’s my stupid favorite it’s so important to me that he canonically has freckles. They’re in merch. His freckles are so important to me #I’m on the s2 finale as of scheduling this I’m having fun. I need to draw the others soon #also Yes I did give him a tooth gap thank you for noticing!!! #The knuckle tats say “night yorb” with an empty thumb on the other hand. I almost put “nite yorb” as a reference to a tumblr user but- #-decided against it

[ollyrewind]

jedi knight merlin on a diplomatic mission?

#bbc merlin #merthur #merlin #loosely inspired by sunset over coruscant by footloose but i took it further with nerd stuff #merlin is a jedi knight #arthur is an elected king of albion #made a reference to the makeup of rulers of naboo because i love the idea of elected royals #arthur being a damsel in distress because!!! he is #it was all an excuse to draw arthur in THESE outfits that’s all it is #i NEED master apprentice relationship between merlin and mordred we could’ve had it all fr #mordred would give him hell #merlin fanart #star wars au

[ballpitwitch]

KEANU REEVES as NEO The Matrix (1999)

#Keanu Reeves #The Matrix #kreevesedit #moviegifs #junkfooddaily #userstream #dailyflicks #cinemapix #filmedit #* #Neo #cypher saying Neo has pretty eyes was the realest thing #neo you're doing amazing sweetie #get him some noodles #*all those posts about not arguing with a man with brown eyes* #did i need the version so HD i can see the stray chest hairs??? #yes and frankly i'd worry about my state of mind if that wasn't the case #*my hard drive crying in the distance* #coloring this was......yeah wow #sure he can dodge bullets or whatever but he's also a gangly nerd and that's what i need #okie dokie #hacker bf 💚 #god what a face #is this seat taken? #pls don't hurt me Trinity #you're under arrest #put your hands where i can hold them #me if i was agent smith #thank you to who decided on the thigh holsters #they are supremely important

[welcometogrouchland]

I understand that literature nerd Jason Todd is kind of overblown in fanon compared to it's actual presence in canon (a few issues during his pre (and post?)crisis Robin tenure that highlight it) BUT consider that I think it's hilarious if the unhinged gun toting criminal has strong opinions on poetry

#ramblings of a lunatic #dc comics #Jason Todd #batfamily #it's just a fun quirk! it's a fun lil detail and I simply cannot slight ppl for enjoying and incorporating it into works #like obviously jason isn't the only one. I'm a big believer in the batfam having over lapping interests they refuse to bond over #i know dick canonically used the robin hood stories (which are pretty flowery in their language far as i can tell) as inspo for Robin #and i know babs was a librarian and even tho her area of nerddom is characterized as more computery she probably knows quite a lot- #-about literature as well #duke is a hobbyist writer i believe? i saw a fan mention that- which if so is great and I hope he's also a nerd #(i mean he is canonically. i remember him being a puzzle nerd in his introduction. but i mean specifically a lit nerd) #damian called Shakespeare boring but also took acting classes so i think he's more of a theatre kid. #Tim's a dropout and i don't think he's ever shown distinct interest in english lit and i can't remember for Steph? #I'm ngl my brain hyperfocused on musician Steph i forget some of her other interests I'm sorry (minus softball and gymnastics!) #and then Cass had her whole (non linear but it's whatevs) arc about literacy and learning to read #went from struggling to read in batgirl 00 to memorizing Shakespeare in 'tec and is now an avid read in batgirls! #she's shown reading edgar allen poe but we don't know if it's his short stories or his poems #point to all of the above being: i know Jason's not the only lit nerd in the batfam #but also i do need him to be writing poetry in his spare time and reading and reviewing it #jason at the next dead robins society meeting: evening folks today I'll be assigning all of us poems based on laika the space dog #damian and steph who have been kidnapped and brought to jasons warehouse to hangout: LET US GO BITCH #speaking of^ random poem i think jason would like: space dog by alan shapiro #wake up one morning in an unfamiliar more mature body with a profound sense of abandonment. the last four lines. mmm tasty

[perilegs]

gale when you let him talk about chess

#i was having trouble with a puzzle in the wyrm jail and someone online was like 'if u have gale in ur party he tells you what to do' #he did but also he was so cute the entire time #he's got long hair and big brown eyes. he loves cats. he's a massive nerd. he cooks. he's got a way with words. i need him so bad #also i wish i was him #but mostly i just need him #bg3 #gale

[pollyannawog]

Dunmeshi AU where they actually defeat the red dragon the first time yayyyyy! But then the Winged Lion gets his hands on Marcille oh nooooooo

#polly draws #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi au #marcille donato #falin touden #laios touden #winged lion #chilchuck tims #thistle dungeon meshi #I call it the dungeon lord marcille au #quick fax (I need to leave soon) marcille sent them back to the first floor but kept falin teehee #thistle joins the party and no one is happy about it (including him) #he definitely doesnt bond with them at all (PSYCH get found familied against your will nerd.) #Marcille is getting worse :) #dungeon is fucked up #senshi is there as normal but i didnt draw him #extremely annoying abt getting thistle to eat properly. as he would be #Lots of other thoughts but no time so byeeeeeee ttyl

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou likes to remind you to breathe whenever you two have sex. It can get so overwhelming for you—the pleasure, the intensity, the intimacy, the eye contact that he never lets you lose. It’s a connected feeling, when you’re at the height of it all, the precipice of climaxing.

“Hey, hey, eyes on me, baby,” he’ll whisper to you, tapping your cheeks once, twice, gently to gain your attention. Your eyes flutter open, rolling once before they settle on his, whining when you catch a carmine gaze, filled only with a type of passion and adoration that it makes your hole clench around him.

“Breathe through it, will you do that for me, baby? Huh?” He talks to you like you’re some airhead and, in a sense, you guess you are at the moment. Only able to gasp, mouth dropping open for his tongue to swipe the inside of it, hands pawing at his shoulders and nape.

“Cmon, baby, breathe with me. Gonna make you feel so good,” he promises, watches how your eyebrows screw up, how your eyes struggle to stay open.

You’ve always had the bad habit of holding your breath when you orgasm, and Bakugou’s heard somewhere that breathing through it makes the feeling all the more powerful. And he’s been doing it with you ever since—pressing his chest to yours, his mouth against your own, his breath in, your breath out.

When you cum, you remember to suck in your deep breaths, eyes hopelessly rolling to the back of your head as you shake and tremble all over. Bakugou praises you the whole time though, groaning and whispering about how good you did for him, how tight you are, how you listen so, so well.

His own breath stutters as he follows you, toes curled against the mattress as his breath slows until his balls finally unclench and he can relax into your body. You’re both boneless in seconds, and you figure the mess can wait until you gain feeling back in your body again.

#I think I saw that in a video #that it intensifies your climax when you remember to breathe #which I need to do bc I always seem to hold my breath and then feel lightheaded after lmfao #anyway I love nerd bkg that looks up sex tips to help make everything better in bed #the thought of him wearing his old man glasses as he scrolls on a website #no private browser or anything #just raw dogging his search history with sex facts lmfso #the gc goes crazy if they ever catch wind of it #okay gn I’m sleepy and I feel so nauseous all of a sudden gelp #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[daily-crowley]

Crowley Of The Day: gorgeous 😍

(I used up all my hashtags that I couldn’t do my usual GO tags that I always do lol I don’t care)

#personal update #I got into Trolls #but I mean really really really into it #new fixation the brainrot is unstoppable #it’s all I think about I’m to the point that I need all Trolls content to survive #all Trolls content HAND IT OVER! merch fanart fics ALL OF IT #I’m so in love with Branch Floyd and John Dory #Rock Zombie Branch is sooooooo #and so I’d Rock Zombie Poppy #I AM THE NUMBER ONE JOHN FORY DEFENDER LEAVE HIM ALONE HE DID NOTHING WRONG AND DOESNT DEAERVE THE HATE HE GETS #I need what Broppy have oh my fucking god it’s so cute the love they have for each other it’s consuming me #and I need more of Branch and Clay those two rule following safety loving nerds would have such a great relationship #DID YOU SEE CLAY FAWNING OVER BRANCH WHEN THEY REUNITED SQUISHING HIS CHEEKS #THATS HIS BABY BROTHER AND HES AS CUTE NOW AS HE WAS WHEN HE WAS A BABY #AND THE ENDING WHEN HE TOLD HIM HE WAS SORRY FOR MISSING HIM GROW UP BUT COULDNT WAIT FOR THWM TO HANG OUT NOW #everyone focuses on Branch and Floyd but I NEED BRANCH AND CLAY #Speaking of Floyd I love him so much. he’s all I think about. that is if I’m not thinking of Branch #John Dory is everything to me? like I’m obsessed with him in a different way. like I said I’ll defend him every single time #BRUUUUUUUCE!!! 💞💞💞💞💞 #Trolls 3 is still in cinemas and I’ve literally been going to rewatch it once a week #no joke I’m going again this Wednesday #AND I HAVE THE FILM AT HOME! I have all 3 of them and I watch them every day #I’m telling you the brainrot is unstoppable I am going insane #People apparently don’t like when I talk about any other interest of mine especially Trolls #it’s like I’m almost not allowed to talk about anything other than Good Omens #so since people don’t like me doing permanent posts YOU’RE GETTING IT IN THE TAGS #okay I’m done…. for now. #Crowley #Crowley Of The Day #Good Omens

[tizeline]

Ellooo :)

Has it been asked yet why Donnie where's glasses in your au? If not, can we know why?

Meta answer is that i wanted to make AU Donnie look more distinct from Canon Donnie, lol

In universe answer tho, well.... April wears them, and she's the coolest person he knows! Ergo, glasses are cool!

Also, canon Donnie wore glasses as a kid but not as a teen. So one possibility is that while he might've switched to using contacts in the show(?), in the AU Donnie decided to stick with glasses for the reason stated above.

#i also really like the idea of Donnie wearing glasses not out of practicality #but rather for aestethic reasons #as in stereotypes about how people who are smart tend to wear glasses #so donnie would wear glasses simply because it makes him look smarter 😭 #in this au i think im gonna stick with the idea that donnie does actually need glasses #but the desire for a nerd aestethic might still be a contributing factor of why he prefers them over contacts lol #Tiz Sep AU #tmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt au #tizel talk

[crayonnthief]

If Mutant mayhem Leo is not a space nerd. someone’s getting fired!

#tmnt #digital art #teenage muntant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles #i’m tired #mutant mayhem #mutant mayhem leo #mutant mayhem leonardo #tmnt leo fanart #tmnt leonardo #tmnt leo #leo tmnt #Leonardo Tmnt #he is a space nerd #mutant mayhem fanart #Tmnt fanart #teenage mutant ninja turtles fanart #teenage mutant ninja turtles mutant mayhem #look at him trama free <3 #(I’m debating to headcannon as transfem or transmas. I need to wait for the movie)

[bringcal]

Never been a day where fandom has been normal about dirk strider. Does anyone else remember back when people had a reactionary hatred to dirk strider, and there was legitimately people saying hes a cold hearted abusive douche and if you liked him you were a bad person. We all have to accept dirk is just some teenager sometimes. There are so many branches of dirkology that are becoming too disconnected to the canon dirk root. Take some time and remind yourself he is just a nerd today.

#this is in a joking tone ofc #but the dirk hate was insane like have you even read the comic #but i do like when people r like batshit insane abt him. its fun and ppl can do what they want. amen #but you need to face reality sometimes. hes a nerd #homestuck #dirk strider

[ghostlycleric]

I just can’t get over the cool cool scene in Will’s bedroom oh my god.

The fact that Mike “gets kicked into gear when the people he loves are in danger and usually makes apologies and confessions in the heat of the moment (or hes forced to either by circumstance or friends after refusing to apologize)” Wheeler goes up to Will to apologize and get him back without any danger involved. As far as Mike knows, they’re just about to go on a “roadtrip”, and the danger is far ahead of them.

They had the other heart to heart before this, less centered around eachother, but still sweet and a clear indication of being on good terms. Mike could’ve went with that. He could’ve been satisfied with that. BUT HE WASN’T.

He purposefully goes to Will’s room just before they leave, before any danger arrives, to make sure they’re best friends. To make sure that Will knows Hawkins wasn’t the same without him, and that their friends are great but they’re not him. He apologizes without prompting, after a heart to heart that he totally could’ve considered enough.

May I also point out that Mike didn’t have to saying anything

BUT HE WANTED TO

#byler #byler endgame #anti mileven #i could write an essay about how important it is for byler to want #instead of just need #and how theyre already doing that #mike wants to be needed and he is needed #but imagine how hell feel when he realizes will wants him #whats going to happen when mike realizes he doesnt have to be some knight in shining armour to be loved #that he doesnt have to be lois lane or superman #that he can just be mike #a nerd whos made plenty of mistakes #and be loved and wanted that way too #edit: grammar-ified cause longer posts look better with grammar