#HES HOT AND HES OVER 30

[pearlsdiamondsandvodka]

everyone who romances astarion without his wrinkles and laugh lines you are WEAK and you are getting BLOCKED

#every time I see screen caps where his wrinkles and laugh lines are gone I go ‘who is that???’ #who is he??? #hashtag not my astarion #he is not some guy in his early 20s wtf #HES HOT AND HES OVER 30 #stop it!!!! #he’s middle aged baby girl!!! #you’re part of the problem!!! a watcha gonna do tell him to not laugh and smile and not sleep on his pillow a certain way??? #grow up!! #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 astarion #asterion

[prokopetz]

"DILF", a word which here means "the only male character with a speaking role in this piece of media who's actually old enough for me to be horny for him".

#media #tropes #dilves #is he really a smoking hot daddy or is he just the only dude who's visibly over 30?

[greykolla-art]

Ds9 has too many cool characters, I can never decide which I wanna focus on!

Here’s Weyoun, with his bitchy doll face!🙏😈

#ds9 fanart #deep space 9 #ds9 #star trek #Weyoun #weyoun 6 #you can tell which one it is cause he’s got a bit messy hair from stresssssss #jeffery combs #godamnit I was gonna focus on the ferengi this time! #too many cute little guys to draw! #vorta #I think I’m really happy with how he looks here #trying to go for cute femboy but also over 30 #he’s SO HOT AAAAAAAAA

[thatfanfictionchick]

Lucifer is like butter. He's cold and unyielding until you get him just a little warm then he melts in your hand.

#'so you're saying we should pop him in the microwave for 30 seconds then stab him' #NO SATAN THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING #'no they're saying we should put a hot glass over him for a minute then he's easier to cut' #BELPHIE NO #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me belphegor

[vividvexations]

amen

#lives were DESTROYED !!!! #hes so hot and so wrong for doing this #i spent the last 30 minutes dying over this #this is a queue #*mine #tottenham hotspur #tottenham #son heung min #heung min son

[starkidlabs]

Creepy guy liking all my posts on Instagram and commenting “U always look so beautiful” etc. etc. Why is my life like this. I want to die.

#this is a third person from the two men I mentioned earlier this week . although this guy is still substantially older than me. #although unlike the other 2 older guys I am genuinely freightened of this person in some ways #he is fine to talk to in person a little but quirky but his Instagram/Facebook really freaks me out #he’s still into creepy pasta well into his 30s and he seems to get obsessive over women #I think he’s bi (although on other ocassions he’s said he’s only into men) yet whenever he breaks up with a girl he says he’s never dating #women again because they’re all crazy #he also really fetishes women in a weird way - he’s the type to do those weird duets with hot women on tik tok (the ones you find on cringe #accounts) and he finds a woman he knows vaguely irl and posts multiple images of her to his Instagram stories #saying that he’s their biggest fan and in love with them essentially #also his most recent story is about how he needs to be with someone because he has a really high sex drive and can’t stand with not being #without a partner #like that’s just a really fucking weird thing to put on your story #and what did he do after that? he started liking all my photos and commenting hearts under them #why can’t a normal person be interested in me #why am I thrust into these situations #I feel like I’m going insane

[couldnt-come-up-with-a-username]

Why is Martin Freeman so fucking attractive? And he's so beautiful!

#And why the hell is he not popular for his looks #He looks so damn good #I want to cry #martin freeman #i love him #So hot #Why are all of my celebrity crushes older than me by over 30 years 🥲

[isa-ah]

what a fucking awful experience

#the cop outright lied on the phone about why my ID was confiscated and almost charged me another $40 for a new one #she called me sir when i sat down then realized i was there bc my male ID got taken away and she started using she #but she would drop her voice every time she misgendered me so my phone sitting on the counter recording couldnt hear her do it #there was a full lobby when i got there and they held me until literally everyone else had been cleared out #and then every cop at every desk came over and stood Around Me while i sat at her desk waiting. and waiting. and waiting. #it was just. nasty.blikr they were putting me in a situation to goad me into arguing #why else would they hsve taken up that posture Around Me. and made me wait for 30+ minutes for a supervisor #even fucking worse i wasnt the only one there getting harassed #the last other person they saw was this like 20yo dude who had the tall gangly thing going on #and 2 of the 40smtn cops were going back and forth hooting and carrying on about how skinny and hot he was #and the dude was so fucking uncomfortable it was palpable. lo came in as he left snd said his face was pale and upset #and thank fucking christ lo came in bc otherwise it would have just been my stupid tranny ass sititng there with a ring of cops around me #i get my female ID soon so we can finally get our fucking passports together at least #god. nightmare. nightmare that was awful #my mil bought me tacos on the way home and theyre in fucking flour tortillas i want to DIE

[kai23-doodles]

sounds about right

#my art #ihrin tag #ewyn tag #starflower tag #my ocs #sure. lol. Ihrin only gets to bathe when there's a river/lake/etc. but imagine walking between 30-70 km almost daily on terrain ranging fro #plains and beaches to mountain peaks in hot weather with a wool + fur cloak over your shoulders and boots #meanwhile I kinda wanna make canon that Ewyn can prepare soaps and essences (plant witch...inventor...he's more than capable of doing it) #it doesn't serve any purpose to his story or character. I just think it's neat

[clovermoonspell]

Am I abusing the absolute power that is access to my friends VPN right now?! 👀👀👀 mebbe.

Finally watched this video and got to hear his voice.

#im too old to be lusting over these 30 yo men 😩 #why is he sooo hot tho #his voice is hot too #häärijä

[cattatoir]

I actually don’t buy baby Jesus but it would be funny to see a bunch of expressive actors and very busy, unused to baby humans, characters dealing with a human infant for the majority of the season

#hot potato: permadeath mode #every time he drops the screen goes black and it says MISSION FAILED and it starts over again #Adam and the them show up after like 30 resets and no one wants to admit to knowing how to hold a child #(Adam does bc older sister and pepper does bc younger sister but Jesus can go ahead and die on this hill bc they will) #it’s Brian #cmo's log #good omens spoilers #just rocking him in the corner and some shit #everyone else doesn’t want to hold Jesus until someone else #e desperately needs to be holding Jesus

[sar3nka]

Today was such a fever dream... I went out with my white face paint on to test how it stays on. And while walking around the city I got super sad. Out of nowhere a bunch of punks approached me and told me I look sick, why am I sad, and if I wanna join them. I spent the whole day with them under some bridge, they got drunk, I held some girls hand when she was pissing (lol). We cried and yelled and danced around. Thank god for punks and goths fr!!!

#there was a guy with an epic mohawk too!!! slay #also i never knew there were sooo many beautiful metalhead men around here... serving black metal vocalist swag #they showed me their growls and i tried to growl too but my throat felt sore for crying and yelling #in the end my pet moid picked me up from a bus stop bc for some reason my bus home was 30 mins late #and he came over we cooked some pasta. smoked a cig. took a hot bath together it smelled sooo niceys #its 2 am now... #its so weird to think i was dancing on the streets in the rain with a bunch of strangers. thank you so much beloveds. ill remember this.

[waggle100]

I finally really got a look at Alex Lyon and WOW 😳

#panthers lb #he is hot hot #and 30 so like not too young to fawn over

[thekingofchungus]

boys will be like "hope you don't mind if I slip into something more comfortable" and make you soak your sheets at 4 in the morning

#box is in love love #forbidden content #fucking. boyf and i had a bit of fun in a call ( llike i was always lowkey hopin we would tbhshfhhjs ) #god it was so good. fucking. this man makes me see stars i could barely keep my head hes too hot i couldnt look or think of anythin else ok #ive literally never done anything like that before im glad it was with the man i adore who im still fucking drooling over fuck #AND GUESS WHO HAD TO ~TAKE CARE OF SOMETHIN~ AGAIN THIS MORNING BC OF IT #god fucking. its 2:30 pm. we got steamy had sweet cozy pillow talk afterwards i cleaned up the erm. Aftermath because Of Course. #i felt so close like genuinely close to him the whole night and even now like this is how couples feel...i love it. i love him hot damne. #oh and i whacked off with the hand i wear my ring on. which i think im gonna keep doing #yeah this has been gay sex posts with mick have a good day! #lemon #nsft