This is a PSA to any of my fellow chubby sweethearts out there:
Simon fucking loves every inch of your curves, is so obsessed with your body he hardly knows what to do with himself. He knows you're nothing short of a ethereal, and would happily spend the rest of his life worshipping you, and fuck, if he isn't going to give it his best fucking shot.
He loves the way his clothes envelop you, the hem of his shirt hitting your mid thigh, coaxing his hands to grab the plush of your legs between his fingers, warm and so, so soft. He loves the feeling of you sat on his lap, although it had taken you some coaxing at first, unsure and wary eyes avoiding his gaze as you mumble something about "hurting him", and Simon can't recall the last time he heard something so ridiculous, so he lifts you up, and deposits you straight onto his lap, a bemused smile forming at your adorably shocked expression. It's become both of your favourite forms of skinship ever since.
And he fucking adores your stomach. He doesn't give a single fuck about your opinions on it, he loves it because it's attached to you, because it's a part of a silhouette that has him on his knees and begging just for a second of your attention. He goes near feral at the sight of tummy spilling over the waistband of your panties, and you damn right near kill him every time you turn around and he's met with the sight of your ass peeking out from under alluring lace.
But more than anything else, Simon loves how he can make you feel safe with just his size alone. Over the past year, that arbitrary concern about crushing him or being too shy to wear crop tops has all but vanished, you know that he was made just for you, that he will always love you, absolutely unconditionally. And Simon will always be there to catch you when those pesky insecurities catch up to you once again, with tender kisses to your tummy, worship whispered into your skin so delicately, as though he hopes the words will seep through your pores.
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he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.
except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?
at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.
except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.
about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.
he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.
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the thing about emu is that her life is super fucking wild and absurd shit is always just happening to her but because she’s so used to it and so full of whimsy she never acknowledges it. And so fans never acknowledge it either. Emu canonically has priceless paintings just hanging around in her house (in universe equivalent of fucking monet’s water lilies and van gough’s sunflowers iirc) and her family is Super Mega Owns A Theme Park And Airline rich and she has the ability to climb everywhere. She has personal body guards that have to wear goofy mascot costumes but are always prepared to die for her despite her not being in danger. Truly taking after her grandpa. Strange fucking creature. I love her.
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matthew arnold has mastered the game of tumblr ship teasing and He Knows It
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Idk if this is a hot take but why is it always “Kai slaved away and worked his ass off to raise his sister” and never the other way round or them working hard together?
Like, I know he’s older but in the show, does he really… act older? Like if you think about Kai and Nya’s dynamic yknow? Because from my understanding:
When Kai and Nya are introduced we see Kai fail at making a sword and Nya being the one to chide him for it. Kai makes an overconfident statement about wanting to be a better blacksmith than his father. This suggests that one, Kai is rather rash as well as inexperienced (something that lines up with the rest of his character arc in the pots and also generally), with Nya being the more mature figure in contrast
Also just a note but in the shorts: “I can handle it!” “No you can’t, stupid”
Kai frequently being very good at neglecting people or things: leaving Lloyd at an arcade whilst being focused on finding samurai x, not even knowing samurai x was Nya or that she only did it because she felt left out by him, completely abandoning both Nya and Lloyd in s3 (and Ik he was going through it at the time, but in line with the fandom’s characterisation of him)
Kai in season 5: “After I lost my dad, I lost my way. But I was lucky to have my sister watch over me”
Generally, their dynamic isn’t one where Kai really provides for Nya at all. In fact, judging by the fact that Nya can make entire mechs and Kai struggled to make a sword, Nya was probably busting her ass to provide for Kai. And judging by the s5 quote, that’s probably true. I’m not saying Nya raised Kai, it just rubs me the wrong way when she’s treated like a decorative flourish to a narrative that paints Kai as a burnt out child who was forced to grow up too soon especially since that is such a mischaracterisation of him in the first place.
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i cant sleep so um here u go
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i don’t NEED art of gorgug’s bio parents however i do desperately want evidence to back up my claim that gorgug’s bio mom is hot
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The Altered Beast[FULL SUITE] COULD be arthur bennett or adjacent to whatever hes got going on in tha finale. if ur brave enough. IF UR BRAVE ENOUGH [tldr its just about Things eating Things and becoming New Terrible Things. it also fucking jams]
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omfg sar that thing u wrote abt cheol just now...... im imagining cheol with inexperienced!reader just walking u through everything like wtf,,, he'd be so down to teach you how to do everything and it would make him fall in love with u more when u literally beg him to tell you that ur doing good and ... corruption kink go brrrrr like he'd just wanna be ur first for everything and ??!@:@()!
GODDDDD THE IDEA OF BEING UR FIRST FOR EVERYTHING HAS HIM FERAL.
like imagine riding him for the first time ‘n your thighs are burning ‘n you’re just so exhausted, but his sweet praises spur you on. you need it to keep going— need him to keep spewing pretty words out so you can make him cum.
but he hasn’t said anything in awhile, just quiet groans and grunts. unbeknownst to you, he’s trying his hardest to not bust a load inside you before you’ve had the chance to cum, but you’re so fucking tight ‘n so fucking perfect and, fuck, you’re all his. only his. forever his.
and you’re spiraling, pouting and whining because you think he’s not feeling good and you’re not feeling good if he isn’t, so you ask, “a-am i… am i doin’ good, cheollie?”
and he’s gonna cum, like, there’s no way he can hold it, but somehow he does. and his words are strained, but they come out reassuringly, “doin’ so good, princess. you’re always such a good girl f’me. rub that clit and get yourself close, gorgeous. wanna feel you cum all f’me.”
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“snape’s patronus is a doe because he’s in love with lily”: sloppy. lazy. boring. predictable. overused. coined by a transphobe.
“snape’s patronus is a doe because he got attacked by deer in wollaton park”: transcendent. new. fresh. realistic. has happened to several people i know. nottingham icon.
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https://www.tumblr.com/ghouljams/725125865571237888/outlawcowboyk%C3%B6nig-can-kidnap-me-anytime
god he’s so nasty… disgusting and i need to put him in a little jar to shake and keep around my neck… lord … you always do them so yummy when you write🙏
It's because my men are SLUTS
I am slutting out the COD men even in the fluffy shit. They always gotta have the eau de slut on them.
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all those fake dating fics where reader suffers from evey family gathering bcs of the routinely grilling of "so do u have a bf yet" and she's sick and tired of always having to say NO I DON'T HAVE A BF YET LEAVE ME ALONE so she hires a guy to fake date her are onto something. seriously. one more dinner with my relatives and i'm going to fucking ask my hs friends to pretend to be my bf this is maddening 😭😭😭.
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Hot gamer boyfriend Wrio;;;;;;
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A small token for indulging me. A nasty little thought from my horny little brain.
Ghost fingering you real quick in the bathroom of a bar. OBVIOUSLY you make a mess all over his hands, with slick running down your thighs. The man takes his mask off, turns it inside out, cleans you up, puts the mask back on, gives you a lil’ smack on the butt and hauls you back outside.
It’s nothing compared to what you’ve just given me 🥲
stopppppp you've been giving me everything!!!!! always so good! 🖤🖤🖤
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I ride or die for gang orca, god
Can you just imagine how surprised he’d be at someone else defending him /getting upset on his behalf??? He’d melt if it was his S/O as well ahhh
YEAHHH like. He’s so big and scary, and plays that up so much in his hero persona, that I think a lot of people r too afraid to say anything directly to him. And he’s used to it, knows it’s not worth the fight, because if he’s perceived as aggressive in any way it’ll only make things worse and any kind of push back will be seen as aggressive from him.
But once the pair of you become involved enough that he’s bringing you to hero galas and other events, people realize they’re free to make snide comments where you can hear; if it’s not implying you’re only with him for the money and social standing (because how could you possibly be genuinely attracted to someone so inhuman) then it’s horrible, invasive questions about ur sex life (he‘s surely so animalistic, you must like it rough) or, worst of all, condescendingly expressing concern that he might be forcing you into a relationship somehow (because he’s so villainous, really, and if u need help just ask) and it’s that last one that makes you snap the first time, mostly because it happens right as he’s returning from getting you a drink and you haven’t been dating very long but you can see the way his face falls as he catches the very end of the question—
And you see red. Really, you don’t feel calm until hours later—not until after you’ve screamed yourself hoarse and called the offending party every rude name under the sun, after Kugo finally managed to drag you far enough away that all you could do was keep glaring at them as if you could make them burst into flames with a look, after he sheepishly told your host that you both had better make it an early night and head home. You’re still buzzing in the car, and he’s agitated too, and you think you should probably apologize to him at least for making such a scene but you’re not sorry, not really, because more than anything it was that look he’d made, involuntarily, that had broken your heart.
(And you shouldn’t have been worried, because once he ushers you into his apartment he doesn’t even let you say all of that. You get out a single word and then he’s kissing you, pressing you up against the door he’d just closed, growling into your mouth about how much you drive him insane. You realize, as his mouth moves from your lips to your jaw to your neck, that his agitation had never been disappointment or anger with you)
So it’s not until you’re laying in his bed with your head on his chest and his arms around you, the both of you lax and satiated, that you finally feel calm. You can feel his steady heartbeat beneath your ear; it’s soothing. It’s human.
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