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pa-rou · 12 days

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he’s just having some quality scar time :)))

#redscape #hermitshipping #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo jumbo #suggestive #parou sketches #god i wish that were me

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leviathan-the-boy · 6 months

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#god i wish that were me

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middle-earth-mythopoeia · 2 years

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oh to be a hobbit cat

#god I wish that were me #HOBBIT CAT #lotr #shire #matamata

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nocofamilyau · 5 months

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lyler family

#noco family au #total drama #total drama tyler #total drama lindsay #total drama wayne #god i wish that were me

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apsap · 2 months

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glados growling "oh, I hate you." like if you agree

#god i wish that were me #glados #pegg rambles

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hi-im-kaybee · 3 months

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warmup/fanart doodle of @ayviedoesthings's dragon hrt progress before i dive into commission work

#kaybee #character art #not my oc #csp #dragon #dragon tf #dragon hrt #god i wish that were me

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phlebasthebroenician · 10 months

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#196 #19684 #196 migration #goblincore #goblinposting #god i wish that were me

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teranobriss · 3 months

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Max Jägerman died, got resurrected, murdered four people, had wild intercourse on a football field, then immediately got his soul sucked into Hell. Honestly so real for that, we stan a king

#god i wish that were me #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #npmd spoilers #will branner #max jägerman #max jagerman

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kimbapisnotsushi · 6 months

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haikyuu is NOT realistic!!!! and it's not because of the underdog plotline or the insane athletic skill or funky character designs but because in the timeskip everyone gets a job that they are perfectly content with and more or less suits them to a tee and don't seem concerned for their futures whatsoever all before the age of thirty

#okay except maybe makki. but he's chilling so whatever #it is literally the thing i am most jealous about in hq #do i wanna be hinata with muscles that could smash watermelons in half and traveling the world to play volleyball??#no i wanna be a side character with a stable job and financial stability who has time to hang out with their friends!!!!#GOD i wish that were me #also hey guys sorry for awol!!#it was a little bit shit both inside and outside my life #and posting might be the only bit of nonhopelessness that i've got so!! going to slowly make my way back into it #haikyuu!!#haikyuu #sou says stuff

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sunglassesmish · 3 months

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i need him

#my gifs #misha collins #well this is fimmf adjacent #god i wish that were me

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frogchiro · 1 year

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Pervy!141 activates my horny braincell perfectly ✨ I bet Pervy!Soap is the worst out of all of them about hiding his pervy nature. Love him but that man has no shame about showing the reader and/or telling the reader how much he wants them 💀👌

I hc Soap with a scent kink, this man is stealing everything including the panties. I love the idea of pervy almost feral Soap so much ✨

Bold of you to assume that Foap even tries to hide his true nature💀 Specifically I'm thinking about 09 Soap :( Neil himself described him as a beast and I haven't been the same since </3

fem!reader, nsfw, 09 soap is a big big pervert, but I have a soft spot for him <3, mentions of possessive behavior, slight breeding kink

09 Soap who has the biggest scent kink; he's huge, heavy body all hairy and has a case of a dad bod in the making :( Strong muscles covered by a layer of fat and thick skin and a jungle of dark hair on his chest, belly and a nice thick happy trail, not to mention he's musky.

It's not that he smells bad or anything but he showers like 3 times a week and he's training day in day out in the sun so he's sweaty, musky and has a strong masculine smell :((

Puts you in a headlock to tease you because he's mean >:( Will laugh at your misery and your whining to 'please let me go captain :(' and will shamelessly thrust against you, try to angle his hips so that his cock is rubbing against your pussy. Since he's all nice and sweaty and musky he will rub his heavy scent all over you, his thick bicep against your neck as he grins and laughs into your ear, growls leaving his mouth as he feels his full achy balls twitch in his boxers which suddenly feel way too small. It's been so long since his balls have been emptied, only his hand to jerk off and recently your panties but they could never compare to the real thing.

With one arm still holding you in that merciless headlock the other one snaked under your shirt and roughly grabs your tit, the soft flesh feels like dough in his big hand and your answering keen when he rubs your nipples is answer enough.

Now Soap's worked up, horny and aggressive; he's been pent up for much too long and his hormones are raging, the need to breed and stuff you full of his fertile sperm is way too much too handle so he does the only logical thing and lifts you up to take you back to his quarters. Sure, he could have taken you then and there and he wouldn't give a shit but just the thought of someone looking at you as he's having his way with you is driving him insane.

You're his and that's final and he'll make sure that soon enough you'll be swollen with the ultimate claim of ownership <3

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #god i wish that were me #cod mw x reader #cod x reader #john soap mctavish x reader #john soap mactavish #09 soap

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willowcrowned · 1 year

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happy star wars day to everyone who heard binary sunset as a child and never recovered

#and an even happier star wars day to the people who were normal about it #god i wish that were me #may the fourth be with you

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textsfromcybertron · 18 days

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