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#Ghost: “I love u.” Soap: “Are u dying?????”
wispscribbles · 4 months
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that one scene in treasure planet
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atopvisenyashill · 8 months
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if i did a reread of the walking dead and wrote an essay on how aegon ii and carl are doomed to be the last man standing by their narratives, and what starts out as a sort of cool & nifty super power of always surviving turns into this horrific curse where everyone they know is dying around them & sometimes it’s their fault & sometimes it’s not but either way they can’t ever stop it until they’re sitting at the ending with nothing but their lone daughter to protect but so broken they can no longer connect to her and then their story abruptly ends-
would that be like the Most stupid, nerdy thing i have ever done in my life or
#valyrianscrolls#aegon the usurper#carl grimes#i associate the phrase ‘last man standing’ so heavily with carl that i used it to describe aegon and my brain short circuited#also…something something ‘if we forgive our fathers what else is left’ and ‘you can never escape your mothers blood’#re: carl’s life going so badly bc of his father’s vicious & world destroying love. and viserys destroying aegon’s life bc of his own lack of#love for aegon. completely accident. neither viserys or rick set out to create a worse world and yet.#and lori and alicent standing like ghosts over their babies. what do you do when your mother’s misery in her marriage is the reason your#life went off the rails. how do you hate her for it yet how do you love her.#rick ultimately dying at the hands of one of his victims. viserys rotting to deal surrounding by the children he emotionally abandoned.#THERES SOMETHING HERE#ROBERT KIRKMAN I KNOW YOU WERE AT CONS WITH GEORGE DID U EVER HANG OUT A BIT. YOU BOTH LOVE DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE STORIES#AND HATE HOW PUSHY YOUR FANBASE IS AJSJDJ#getting on my soap box#this is comics carl obviously show carl is also my child and last man standing it’s just that they didn’t want to pay chandler riggs money#and killed him off. in my mind show carl outlives rick & michonne & judith & rj. just carl & maggie on opposite sides of the coast#alone with their grief and refusing to speak bc they no longer have the words.#carl’s daughter asks why her name is mj and carl’s grief chokes the words
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peachfridges · 1 year
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modern warfare character fluff headcanons.
cw: mentions of injury, mentions of smut but nothing bad.
characters: simon ‘ghost’ riley, john ‘soap’ mactavish, alejandro vargas.
notes: reader is a medic assigned to task force 141/los vaqueros (for alejandro’s). pre-existing relationship between reader and the characters. i would have included gaz and price but i don’t know enough about their characters without being unhappy with how i’ve written them :(
simon ‘ghost’ riley:
as we know, ghost is very reserved and can come across as quite blunt.
however, when it’s just you and him, he begins to let his guard down. not entirely, but he allows himself to show you some affection.
he’d injured himself whilst out on a mission, a deep gash on his side. whilst you clean his wound, he told you what had happened and allowed himself to tell you how he was feeling.
when you’d first met, ghost was too tetchy to even let you touch him, but slowly you broke down his barriers and let him know you were one of the few people he can trust.
when you’re out in a bar with him and the rest of the task force, he stays by your side constantly and scares off anyone who tries to hit on you with merely a glare.
you two share his quarters when you’re back on base: it’s the only place ghost deems private enough to kiss you.
it’s rare ghost will take his mask off around you, but in order to kiss you he’ll lift the mask up just enough so his lips can capture yours.
the first time ghost took his mask off in front of you, he had just gotten back from a mission he’d been close to dying in. he didn’t want to die without you knowing what he looked like.
due to your active jobs and the dedication you both have to them, its rare you will find a chance to have sex.
however, when you do, it’s passionate and rough - we all know what ghost would be like in bed.
soap walked in one time unannounced and caught you and ghost in the ask. he couldn’t look at ghost for a good week after it happened.
safe to say he always knocks before entering from now on.
john ‘soap’ mactavish:
only you and ghost are allowed to call him johnny, price is very upset about it.
soap is very sweet and giving in a relationship, ensuring you’re always okay despite the fact one of the reasons he may be visiting you in your clinic is because of an injury he’d received in a mission.
always has his hands on you.
also always kissing you. it can vary from the top of your head (if you’re shorter than him), your forehead, your hands, or your lips.
ghost has to tell him to cut the pda out. the poor man can’t stand it.
tries to make out his injuries aren’t as bad as they look because he doesn’t want to worry you.
soap came in to the clinic once, having had to be manhandled by alejandro and ghost, and tried to tell u that a large cut on his leg where he’d lost a lot of blood from was ‘only a scratch’.
very cocky. like, seriously cocky. very flirty too. constantly flirting with you, like it never stops. it makes ghost feel physically ill to witness.
loves to take you out on dates when you both get a chance.
always making you laugh, he loves the sound of it and loves seeing you happy and smiling.
also lives for everytime you and him have sex, which is often.
he absolutely worships you in bed and makes sure you feel as much pleasure as he can give you.
king of aftercare. i said what i said.
alejandro vargas:
i feel like alejandro would be very caring, like soap, but also very firey.
you both constantly play-argue. it drives price mad - he can never tell if it’s real or fake and in the end just gives up caring.
not as touchy as soap, but loves to kiss you to show everyone who you belong to.
he doesn’t care where you are or who’s there, his lips will be on yours if he wants to show you his love.
roldofo swears he can see his brain from the amount of times and how hard he’s rolled his eyes around you both.
puts your safety above his own and you hate him for it.
obviously he knows you can look after yourself but losing you is one of his greatest fears. there are nights he can’t sleep because he’s worried you’ll be taken from him, but you know how to soothe his anxiety.
when los vaqueros joins forces with task force 141, he makes sure soap (the resident flirt) is well aware that you are his. he’s very possessive.
usually has his arm around your waist, being able to feel you comforts him to no end.
sex with him is heavenly.
he knows how to please and he’s arrogant with it too.
is not above making you beg for him.
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xo-cod · 6 months
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OP plz i am o b s e s s e d with all the bg!Simon stuff u put out bc it's just so *g o o d*, it's my Roman Empire fr fr ✊😔😩🖤
On that note,, I'd love to see the 141 as their whole security team esp when popstar's made it really big, so reader needs /all/ the big burly men protecting her 🫣
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this was so cute!! i write this au just for you and the two other people that enjoy it frfr 🥹🩷😙 lmk if you'd like a more in depth version! :")
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the way bg!ghost would see you getting anxious at the sight of his team. he might be the most biggest but his team certainly do not lack their own respective height and muscles 😮‍💨🫶
his first thought would be to immediately calm you down, he knows they all can look incredibly intimidating together
"s'ok, they're with me alright?" ghost's voice is gentle, soothing as he speaks to you
he needs a clear word to see how you are and where your head is at and when you start to warm up to the team, he's right behind you
soap, gaz and price are dressed in formal wear just like ghost, their muscles all but bulging and straining against their shirts.
a range of weapons are strapped to their waist, hidden discreetly under their blazers
each of them donning a pair of sunglasses, standing tall in their stance
you can feel ghost's hand touch the small of your back and usually under any other condition, you would've taken the time to appreciate how good it felt against you
but a set of three different eyes analyses your every movement, your breath held as you await the criticisms but there is none
to your surprise all three men crack a small smile, each one different yet almost tender in their own ways
"easy sweetheart, we're just here to help" gaz's voice is gentle, calm, trustworthy.
"yeah, you won't even know we're here hen" soap is next, removing his sunglasses as he takes a cheeky smile at you
"you'll be safe with us, we're here for your protection" price's voice is soothing, his deep voice echoing pleasantly in your ears as you take in all three men carefully
and once you get acquainted with them, you get along with all three fairly quickly
cue ghost getting jealous when you start going to them instead of him :(
but they're seriously intimidating, sometimes without even trying
whenever a supporter wanted a picture or an autograph, all four men were stiff and rigid around you. like four impenetrable walls, caging you inside safe and soundly
it was a nightmare to even use the bathroom alone
whenever someone calls your name, all four men snapping their heads so worryingly fast you'd fear they get whiplash with the way they turned
if paparazzi was harassing you, they'd just need one collective look from the 141 to back off immediately
the dominance each man exudes is different and dependant yet potent, you can tell they don't mess around with their job and the tasks they've been assigned <3
also when someone attempted to try and throw something at you, resulting in said object hitting ghost's broad chest and bouncing off to the floor in front of his feet. the man barely flinching through it all as he looked back up to the person who threw it.
ghost's eyes burning behind his balaclava, taking an intimidating step forwards
soap and gaz immediately grabbing the man by his arms, barely using any of their strength to restrain
"now you've gone and done it, huh" price chuckles but it's not the one you're accustomed to. no, this one was was sharp and cold. this meant business
and for all their hard work you, of course, spoil them. which also turns soap and gaz into little children opening presents when you get them something they had been dying for, pouncing on you for a hug
price chuckling and telling you that you didn't need to do this but you obviously bought something for him too. his heart melting as he looks back and forth from his present and then to you. bringing you in for a gentle hug and a forehead kiss
ghost watching with a roll of an eye but a hint of a chuckle, his eyes on you the whole time. though he thinks he's being neutral, you note how his pupils dilate when he's by you
for a look that's only reserved for you only, "that's my girl"
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Eternal garden
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TW: Reader’s call sign is Nova, mentions of death, gun violence, and really sad shit 😟 (ooc ghost, maybe?)
For all my broken heart girlies, ilysm.
(also this my first time writing something related to cod, pls lmk what you think if u can! Enjoy! <3)
It happened in a split second, right before his frightened eyes.
the piercing sound of a single bullet flying right by him missing him, but it was all too late as he aimed his own gun at the sniper on the roof, as it has already penetrated her delicate skin.
Nova was his reason to keep going, he adored her more than anyone, vowed to protect her life for eternity even if that meant he could lose his.
He rushed to hold her fragile frame in his arms as a single tear fell from her eye down to the mask covering her soft features. Her eyes, in Simon’s world at least, were clouds for even when they fill with sorrow and drown the land, they paint the sky with unimaginable beauty.
Nova always feared this day would come, he’d always hold her so tight as she cried and burrowed her face so deep into his chest she could smell his scent for hours after. She’d sob for so long and he’d never get annoyed or bored with her, he was simply satisfied with the fact he was there for her, sometimes they’d fuck it out, and sometimes they wouldn’t, it all depended on his ‘beauty’, as he called her.
“I would rather have my bones crushed one by one, than see a single tear drop from your beautiful eyes, for your body is repairable, but your heart isn’t, my life.” He would say.
He was frightened to hold her that she’s pure, heavenly and unreachable for his sinned hands.  “It hurts, Simon.” She cooed out softly, barely being able to speak.
And at that very moment, he felt his heart break into a million pieces as he could not take her pain away all to himself, he’d never be able to forgive himself for being so late and far enough form the bullet to not pierce his chest instead of hers.
“Johnny! Call for evac! Nova has been shot!”
Simon was a brave, strong man. He never cried for animals that died in movies or for children that passed from cancer. Hell, not even for his soldiers that fought beside him in war. But he felt his eyes water as blood started draining from her beautiful face.
 “Don’t you dare close your eyes now, love. That’s an order!”
She smiled weakly as she held her cold hand against his cheek.
“Still bossy even in death, I see.”
“Don’t. Don’t let that word out of your mouth again, you hear me? You are not dying.”
Johnny rushed to his side taking in the sight before him; Simon crouched down on his knees holding what once was so cheerful and full of life, become tainted with blood and face painted of yellow.
“I called for evac but we are far from reach, Ghost, said they’ll be here in an hour.”
Simon Riley then prayed. He closed his teary eyes and prayed so hard to a god he didn’t know if he believed in, to save his beloved.
“You can do it, darling, I know you can. You have been through worse, I believe in you strong girl.” He babbled on and on about how you were stronger than a bullet, but he didn’t know if he was comforting you or himself. “My sweet girl.”
Johnny always suspected there was something between the lieutenant and his sergeant, but he was still a bit surprised at Simon’s affection and emotions.
They were inseparable back at base, even in missions, Simon always made sure Nova was right by him. Sometimes Soap and Gaz would make fun of their lieutenant as he always was looked out for her, made sure there was enough food left for her, pulled back her chair when she went to sit and scared off soldiers that bothered her, but he’d always deny their allegations and tell them to “shut it”, but they all knew he was just frightened and believed he was undeserving of any form of love, let alone yours.
He was smitten ever since the day you arrived, and if he was blinded by the moment he laid his eyes on you, his soul would not grieve, for in that very instance, it truly gazed upon perfection.
To say that he was scared was an understatement. He couldn’t bring himself to let go of her hand or even dare to look away from her face, feeling as if she’d slip away if he did.
“Do you remember what we talked about before this mission? How we’d retire, get a cabin somewhere far in the woods, with a big dog? Hm?”
she stayed still for a minute before chuckling faintly. “And two cats.”
He laughed, genuinely laughed at her response, she was always cheerful and full of hope even in the worse of situations. “And two cats.” He repeated.
“You promised we’d name the dog Fluffy, and that he’d be a golden retriever. You never liked cats much though.”
“We can get as many cats and dogs as you want my love, just keep those pretty eyes open for me, yeah? Johnny is here for you too.”
Ghost reached for her other hand and put in on top of Soap’s.
Johnny tried his best to not break down in front of his dying friend. They were always the trouble makers back at the base. Clowns, as Captain Price labeled the pair. They would always pull the silliest pranks on their teammates, they once poured a whole tub of salt into Gaz’s coffee, and cut holes in a few shirts of ghost’s after they both finished watching Mean Girls together, but Johnny got a taste of his own medicine once when his partner in crime turned against him and put neon green hair dye in his conditioner, and let’s just say that that did not end well as he gained a new look and an eye infection.
“They’re almost here, Nova, you’re gonna be back on your feet in no time, and we’ll pull even more pranks back in base, we can even get captain Price this time! We can sew a unicorn horn in the middle of his hat, like we said we would. How does that sound?” He frantically said.
Silence.
Dreaded silence was all that was heard before both her hands dropped to the ground beside her limp body. She was unresponsive.
Johnny couldn’t hold his tears back anymore and let them fall freely on her stomach as he clung so tightly to the corpse of his best friend.
Simon was crushed, to say the very least. He kept his warm hands on her beautiful face, and even in death’s grip she looked stunning, her face beamed underneath the setting sun, and her chapped lips curled up into a soft smile, and if it wasn’t for the blood on her clothes, you’d think she was in deep sleep.
He couldn’t bring himself to let go of her, even after evacuation arrived at scene, including captain price, Gaz and König. They all had to pry him off of her so that they could put her body on the carrier, and to the helicopter. That was the first and last time they had ever seen Ghost break down, so miserable and helpless.
Simon never once forgot about Nova, or her cheerful smile that lit up every room brighter than the early rays of the morning sun, nor her ridiculous jokes she’d crack at the wrong times. She was his light, his dream, and if he had a flower for every thought he had of her after her death, he’d walk through a beautiful garden for eternity.
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rottingpirate · 1 year
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if this is kinda morbid and makes u uncomfy feel free to ignore but here i go: theres this news report about a florida man getting accidentally shot in the head by his wife, but he survived, the bullet lodged behind his ear and only felt a bad headache. now i was wondering how the 141 would handle a situation like that (only the getting shot in the head and not even realizing it part) w/ the reader and him being unaware
IF THIS IS TOO MUCH i apologize again lmao😭
Bro I really had to look this up. Florida is a fever dream frfr.
Also I was hella confused if you meant them or the reader getting shot. So this time it's gonna be them ig. Also it's kinda rushed-
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Price
Price started complaining about a headache that wouldn't leave him alone.
You freeze when you see red, sticky liquid near his ear
I mean, it was confusing, like was he shot? There didn't appear much blood, but wh- how- dude- stop-
When he notices you staring his smile falters as he asks what's wrong
When you take him to the nurse
She just looks at him and confirms what you though. He was shot.
Even he was taken aback. When and how and why did he get shot and didn't notice??
You just wondered as to how was he this careless
He knows you well, so when he sees your worried expression he convinces you that he's okay.
You sat by his side highkey judging him for not knowing how he got shot in the head
Ghost
Bro came back after a mission with a huge headache, like he thought his head was gonna explode or something
He didn't think much of it and just went to bed after taking painkillers
He didn't sleep that night and only layed there with throbbing pain in his head
He removed his mask, hoping maybe that would help, but no-
He decided to ask you for help
You being tired and not in the mood, took him to the nurse
He said he's fine the entire way there
The nurse just looked at him like  🤨
Moment of silence for him to process.
Huh?
You know this is a serious situation, but it's kinda hilarious ngl
You found his expression entertaining to say the least
Soap
He comes to cuddle you after complaining about a headache
At first you don't think nothing of it, but then you feel something warm and sticky near his ear after playing with his hair
Umm...Johnny, why you bleeding?
...
He's thrown off balance
Like he accidentally got shot by Gaz after having a play fight with him and now he's dying??
Rushed him to the doctor who already deals with him and his stupid injuries every other day so he's not that surprised by it
Weird that he didn't feel anything though
Always fully examine him after missions and play fights
Won't trust Gaz for the next two weeks
Gaz
You don't have time for this, as thoughts began to stir up your head
You examine his head and sure enough there's a little bloody bullet hole behind his ear
Panic flashes through both of yalls eyes
You take him to the doctor not knowing whether to be mad or to laugh
He freaks out, starts planning his funeral
Tells everyone in 141 how much he loves them
He acts all dramatic and shit
I could've died and you're laughing???
Yes, indeed you are laughing at his pure stupidity
How could he be so careless?
Don't lose sight of him during missions ever again
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blnk338 · 11 months
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REAPER AND GHOST R SO FUNNY THDNDNVN both of them literally dying meanwhile soap is just gloating is the funniest shit ever!!!’
but im not blaming him cause if i had a buff womans thighs around my head iont think i could think clearly either lol
deadass reminds me of that one time where i princess carried a 178Ibs of a man (that was an old crush of mine) just to show him that im weirdly strong for someone who barely does any sport or even goes to the gym. You can imagine how bewildered he was lol
-psychward anon
DUDE I LOVE BEING FUCKIN BUFF BECAUSE YOU GET TO THROW BIG DUDES OFF THEIR GAME LIKE CMERE SUGARPLUM POOKIE BEAR ILL LIFT U LIKE UR NOTHING BABY
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bre4th · 9 months
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favorite dates w/ ghost & soap.
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notes: gender neutral reader. no physical descriptions. non-sx nudity & alcohol consumption (with soap). vulnerable simon.
⟣ simon “ghost” riley - baking
- the comfort he gets out of being able to do mundane tasks with who he loves <3
- at first, he’s nervous. the peace that washes over him is unfamiliar. he lets the feeling sit and learns to enjoy it.
- he’d gladly do thumbprint heart cookies with you with slight complaints, of course. you show him a video of the process & how you’d each take turns pressing your finger into the mold. he raised his brow and side eyes you.
- “that’s got to be unsanitary.”
- “which is why why we wash our hands, simon.”
- you’ve got this beefy military man in your kitchen who isn’t used to delicacy, a man who you have to remind to stir the batter softly and to “be gentle with it”.
- he looks at the bowl, scoffs, and starts mixing extremely slow while staring at you.
- once the mix is done, you show him how to roll it in your palms and flatten the batter to flat circles.
- he repeats what you’ve done, and all you can focus on is how big his hands look, how sculpted his arms are.
- he mumbles, “this right?” and looks so cute subtly asking for your approval.
⟣ john “soap” mactavish - romantic baths
- long stares and soft kisses as you wait for the tub to fill
- pinterest-worthy setup. warm, dyed water and bubbles with candles on the tub’s corner.
- he has a secret stash of bath bombs from lush for you to choose from.
- a glass bottle of alcohol sits outside of the tub that you share
- his back to the bath and your back to his chest
- adjusting his back cuz its been a while and it aches, but he doesn’t wanna move too much to inconvenience u. you feel so warm and look so comfortable resting on him.
- rubbing his hand up and down your side, his other hand occupied with holding the glass over the side if the tub
- the water isn’t as hot as it was before, your fingers tracing his thighs begin to slow, and he knows it’s time to get up and go to sleep.
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this was a little something to motivate myself to write more often and its hrrgh so messy and unreviewed but i wanted to publish it so bad. edits might be put on here l8r
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maraudersandlily20 · 3 years
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Hope
If you haven’t read the first part, probably go do that. But here’s a small recap: I wrote stories about Hope and Lyall Lupin before they got married, I made @the-moon-and-stars-my-love read it almost two years ago and her commentary still makes me laugh. So I am going to post the story with the commentary interspersed. Enjoy! Her commentary will be labeled, bolded, and italicized. 
Part 2
Carolina: i see that there is gonna be a part two and i aM READY AND HERE FOR IT
It had been two weeks since she had seen him. Two full weeks. She knew, because she had counted. Many, many times. And though she would never admit it, it rather hurt.
Carolina: ohhh goodness my heart is breaking a bit for her. she felt ghosted. or, well, as ghosted as you can be in the 1950s without things like snapchat and all that tech stuff but she literally has no way to contact him?? of course she's hurt :(
Had she made the whole thing up? Was Lyall Lupin simply a figment of her imagination? Those thoughts came to her as the first week came to an end. And then, she would look over on her dresser to see the gleam of silver of that piece of chocolate, which had earned a kind of place of honor beside her hairbrush, and knew she hadn’t made anything up. He was real. Which meant that he just hadn’t come to see her again.
That truth made her wish that he hadn’t been real at all.
Carolina: stop stop it right now that's so unfair they had such a lovely time and now you're making this happen??? rUDE
To her embarrassment, she had replayed their meeting over and over again in her mind, wondering if perhaps she had been too forward with her desire to see him again. But HE was the one who had said he wanted to return, even if it was just to “check up on her”. She had seen the way his eyes had lit up when she agreed to that and she knew he was just as intrigued by her as she was by him. 
At least, she had thought so.
Carolina: you can see how she's trying to rationalize and i mean she's really not wrong but her fear that she was too forward is so real and oh man Lyall you better make this up to her
Two weeks of radio silence was making her question that. It was making her question everything.
Groaning in frustration, Hope tried to push the annoying and persistent thoughts away. Her mother was at the market and had left Hope in charge of making the bread for dinner that evening. It was a tiring chore, but it gave her hands something to do while she contemplated the mysterious man again and again. She was kneading the dough slowly, rubbing in more and more flour, becoming rougher with her movements as she recalled the details of their meeting.
It had almost been a type of fairytale. He had rescued her from the brute in the forest, and sat beside her while she was unconscious to ensure her safety, then he had escorted her home, and had promised to return to see her again soon.
If anyone else had told her a similar story, she probably would have gushed along with them, reassuring them that the young man was just as interested in them as they thought. 
Carolina: you and me both Hope wheRE IS MY FAIRYTALE STORY???
And then, as time went on, she would change her tune, perhaps suggesting that he was too good to be true and wasn’t interested in letting the poor girl down. Hope knew that that’s how she would treat the situation from an outsider’s perspective. But she wasn’t an outsider. It had happened to her, and she really REALLY wanted him to return with his perfect explanation and tell her how mad he was for her.
It was very unrealistic.
“Stupid Lyall Lupin and his stupid beautiful face and his stupid kind gestures and his stupid chocolate and his stupid everything. Stupid, stupid, stupid!” she muttered, slamming the dough onto the table with her final exclamation. 
Carolina: "boys are stupid" is the vibe i'm getting from her and honestly what a mood
Realizing how foolish she was behaving, she took a step back and placed her hands on her hips, trying to calm herself. She stared down at the abandoned dough covered with deep indents from her fingers and shook her head. 
“And stupid me, for believing in him in the first place.”
Carolina: yOU DID NOTHING WRONG (Carolina will fight anyone in regards to Hope, as I have learned)
That was the rub, the thing that bothered Hope the most. She considered herself to be rather clever and not very naive. But this was different. She had met a beautiful stranger in the woods, let him sweet talk her, even escort her home. He was kind and amiable and seemed like the stuff of dreams. Then he vanished without another word. Now she was thinking it had all been a ruse, the stuff of dreams after all.
With a sigh, she made to go back to the dough and finish the task at hand, though it seemed like the least important thing to her at that moment. Bread had none of the answers she needed. She rolled her eyes to the ceiling. She just had to get through the day, and then she could try to forget Lyall Lupin. It would probably never happen, but she could dream. Hope made to grab the dough again when she heard something, like a soft thump. The noise was coming from the front of the house and after a moment, it sounded almost as if someone was cursing softly. She peered around the table, curious, when a quick knock echoed in the air. It startled her enough to make her jump and she laughed at herself.
They weren’t expecting guests that night, so there shouldn’t have been anyone dropping by. But nobody in town cared much about boundaries and always did as they pleased regardless. It wasn’t uncharacteristic of the town to show up around supper and beg for scraps. Hope’s mother was always gracious toward their unexpected guests, while Hope always wanted to roll her eyes. She was curious though and headed toward the door. As she neared, she realized that there was a chance it was Miles. The thought almost made her ignore the knock completely. He had made his intentions toward her very clear and she was worried her refusal of his affection hadn’t been obvious enough. He was the type of suitor that believed in perseverance over anything. 
Carolina: oh my gosh he's THAT guy. i really want him to come back in the future and i want Lyall to be like "lmao bro nope u wish look at me i'm the lucky sod who gets to marry this girl"
She wouldn’t be surprised if he had been waiting for her mother to leave so they could have a moment alone together. The thought made her wince.
With a pause and prayer, Hope opened the door.
It wasn’t Miles, with his bouquets and love poems, nor was it any of the other villagers, looking for a free meal and a good piece of gossip. 
It wasn’t like that at all. 
What she found was nothing like she expected.
A man was lying on her porch, covered almost head to toe in mud and carrying on as if he were about to die. It was, simply put, rather shocking.
Carolina: i am genuinely concerned for Lyall rn
Hope sprang to action. “Sir! Are you alright?” She asked, concern coating her voice. 
The man looked up at her and she caught her breath. She knew those warm hazel eyes. She had been dreaming of them consistently for the past two weeks. He gave her a weak smile through a stifled groan. .
“Hello, Miss Howell. I do hope I’m not intruding.”
Lyall.
Carolina: wOW sure sure Lyall act like you aREN'T DYING SURE SURE WHY NOT
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It took some effort, but Hope was able to get Lyall up off the porch and into the house. 
Carolina: we stan a strong woman yessss hope!!
The two had limped together through the front rooms, Lyall leaning heavily on her, much to her distaste. At least most of the mud was drying, she reasoned. Perhaps she wouldn’t have to wash her clothes. 
They reached the washroom and she released her hold of him to start gathering towels and soap. His eyes followed her movement before he slowly lowered himself onto the tile of the floor. He was quiet as she worked, watching as she filled up the tub with warm water, rubbing the soap bar between her hands in order to make the water have some suds. She had barely looked at him after getting him inside, though he had tried to get her eyes on him again. Hope was stubborn. Lyall had learned that faster than anything else. He had unintentionally  caused her some pain the past two weeks, and she wasn’t prepared to just let that go. The awkwardness between them was palpable and Lyall wasn’t sure what to do to ease it.
When the tub was full, Hope turned to him. “Are you hurt?”
He looked up at her, startled. “Hurt?”
“Yes, hurt. Do you need help getting your clothes off?” She tried to pretend that the thought of helping him undress didn’t cause a red hot blush to crawl up her neck. 
Carolina: lmao okay Hope sure yeah act like you wouldn't love to see him without his shirt mhm suuuure
Lyall shook his head. “I can manage my trousers but, uh… I may need some help with the shirt.” 
Carolina: sO MUCH OPPORTUNITY FOR CUTE STUFF RIGHT NOW DEAR GOODNESS
Hope nodded, placing her hands under his arms and attempting to help him to his feet. He laughed as they struggled and she almost smiled.
Almost.
Carolina: yes good don't give in yet Hope you've got this he still has to explain
Now that Lyall was once again standing, Hope tried to push on with the work. “Don’t think about it, Hope. Just imagine you’re helping Da with his shirt. Not an extremely handsome man who keeps staring at you with those lovely hazel eyes and that ridiculously sweet smile. It’s nothing. He just needs some help with the buttons. Don’t think about it!” she told herself as she gently pushed his coat over his shoulders. 
Carolina: hAHAHAHAHAHA THIS INNER MONOLOGUE I'M DEAD
He winced, hissing softly and her eyes shot up to his in concern. His eyes were squinted in pain, but he was looking at her. Still looking at her.
The coat fell to the ground with thud, but Hope found that she couldn’t look away from him. They stood in silence, watching the other for any sign of breaking the silence first. Hope still thought he was beautiful, as annoyed as that made her. He was covered in mud and his hair was sticking up in all directions, and she still thought he was beautiful.
Carolina: i just wanna say that i find the fact that she calls him beautiful to be very sweet and so so soft it genuinely makes my heart melt
But he hadn’t come back to see her.
This thought snapped her out of her reverie and she looked down, her attention on the buttons of his shirt once again. Her hands, she noticed, were shaking as she brought them up to the first button.
“I’m sorry.” The words were soft, so as not to startle her. 
Carolina: yOU SHOULD BE... okay continue Lyall
Hope shook her head, focusing on the task at hand, which was horribly embarrassing if she really thought about it. But she knew Lyall needed help, so she was going to help him. Just as he had helped her. “You have nothing to apologize for.”
Carolina: gIRL STOP LYING WHY U ALWAYS LYIN HE HURT YOU! AND THERE HAS BEEN NO EXPLANATION YET YOUR FRUSTRATION IS VALID
“I do.” His voice was full of regret as he said those two words. “I told you I’d come back to see you soon. And it’s been two weeks.”
Carolina: soon?? sOON?? LYALL LUPIN TWO WEEKS IS A LONG TIME IN THE 1950S WHEN YOU DONT HAVE ANOTHER WAY OF COMMUNICATING WITH SOMEONE YOU RANDOMLY MET IN THE WOODS
“I know. It doesn’t matter.”
Carolina: BUT IT DOES HOPE IT DOES DO YOU NOT REMEMBER YOUR THOUGHTS MOMENTS AGO WHILE YOU ANGRILY MADE BREAD??
Jo: I love you so much
He reached up with his hand and covered both of hers as they attempted to undo his buttons. The warmth of his hand made her pause. He said nothing, as if waiting, and finally, she looked up to meet his gaze. “It does.”
Carolina: my heaaaaart
Lyall was not used to having to answer to someone. After leaving his parents for school, he had become very independent. He enjoyed being his own man, coming and going as he pleased without anything to worry about. But his independence had hurt Hope, he could tell, and he was desperate to salvage the situation. “I got sent to Scotland for work. I couldn’t remember exactly where you lived and so I couldn’t send a letter or anything. If I had been able to, Hope, I would have come back the next day.”
His reasoning settled in her mind and Hope cocked her head as she looked at him. He realized, after she said nothing, that she was looking for a lie. “Alright.” She dropped her eyes again.
He groaned, not releasing her hands on his shirt. “You don’t believe me.”
Carolina: well no shit sherlock (i still love u lyall but i stand by my bby hope)
Her shoulders lifted in a shrug and she let out a disparaging laugh. “Lyall, I thought you didn’t exist. I thought I had just… created you in mind. I didn’t hear from you for two weeks and then all of a sudden you’re on my doorstep, hurt and covered in mud, and I’m just supposed to accept that you were called away on work and couldn’t reach me?”
Carolina: she's a smart cookie
There was a truth to her words and he let out a dejected sigh. She began unbuttoning his shirt once again and he let her, trying to help as she pushed the dirtied fabric over his shoulders. It joined his coat on the ground.
And then, Hope stopped.
Because Lyall Lupin was incredibly beautiful.
Hope’s older brother, Rhys, was training to be a doctor, and on occasion, Hope had gone to the hospital to visit him. The hospital was always full of wounded, shirtless people, but Hope had never really thought about it in the way she was now. Because the people at the hospital weren’t standing in her bathroom, after rescuing her in the woods and then not coming to see her for two weeks with a sad explanation and a need for a bath. The people in the hospital weren’t well-constructed male specimens who were fit and tanned and very very handsome. The people at the hospital didn’t make Hope feel like could melt into a puddle on the floor if they touched her.
No.
No, only Lyall Lupin could do that.
Carolina: Hope, do you need a glass of water for your thirst?
She cleared her throat, her eyes glued to his skin. She could feel the heat emanating from him and never before in her life had she fought so hard to resist an urge to touch someone. 
Lyall smiled lightly at her attention and refused to move. He waited for her to make the first move. To touch him. To do something.
Hope turned away.
“I think you could leave your pants on and then get in the tub, that way I could help you wash. If you wanted.”
He had to laugh at that. “That sounds perfect,” came his response. 
Carolina: me too lyall i'm laughing too xD
She nodded and turned her back to him completely, hoping that it wasn’t too obvious that she was listening to him undo his belt and drop his trousers to the floor. She bit her lip and stared up at the ceiling.
“God help me,” she whispered. 
Carolina: she's a mess hahaha she's so far gone for him
Lyall stepped into the warm water with a quiet groan and situated himself comfortably before looking back at Hope. 
“You’re alright to turn around now.”
Hope wasn’t sure that was true. She didn’t know how she was going to last with him looking like that in the bath water. Hoping to somehow magically keep her thoughts to herself, she pulled up the footstool by the tub. 
Lyall began slowly scrubbing the mud from his skin with the small bar of soap. He winced as he stretched out his right shoulder and Hope felt concern pool in her stomach. She pushed him forward and examined his back. There, across his shoulder blade, was a deep gash that was surrounded with dark bruising. Her mouth fell open. He hadn’t said anything!
“Christ, Lyall! Why didn’t you tell me you were that hurt?”
He let out a pained laugh as she poked around the cut. “I don’t know. I was a bit preoccupied with the beautiful woman unbuttoning my shirt.”
Carolina: LYALL LUPIN YOU SHAMELESS MAN [fans self]
She leaned back and glared which made him bark out a genuine laugh. The sound made her heart flip in her chest. 
“It’s a superficial wound, Hope. Nothing to worry about. I’ll go see a healer and be fit as a fiddle in no time.”
She quirked her head at his choice of the word “healer”, but said nothing. 
Carolina: Lyall Lupin you're terrible at keeping magic a secret around a beautiful woman
Jo: CAN YOU BLAME HIM
She was sure he wouldn’t have an explanation anyway. So she went back to the task at hand. With a small towel,  she began cleaning out the mud from Lyall’s hair, watching as the thick strands of hair returned back to its original golden brown color, without all the leaves and twigs. 
“You certainly know how to make a right mess of yourself, Lyall Lupin,” she muttered. 
They returned to the silence from before as they worked to clean him off. When there was a considerable less amount of mud on his skin, she had him stand. “We need to get you and your cut cleaned, and we can’t do that with muddy water,” she explained after Lyall’s sharp complaint as the cool air hit his skin. As the water drained from beneath him, they stood staring at each other.
In fascination, she watched as his whole body became covered in goosebumps from the cold. Before she could stop herself, her hand reached out to feel this skin on his chest. They both froze, realizing what she had just done, but neither of them were willing to say anything to break the moment. Hope pulled her hand back quickly as if she had been burned and then began filling the tub once again with warm water. Stunned, Lyall sat down hard, grateful for the warmth of the water to occupy his thoughts instead of her soft skin against his.
With a red face and a muttered excuse, Hope left the bathroom. She found spare clothes that looked as if they would fit Lyall in her father’s trunk. As she sorted through different trousers, she berated herself.
“You couldn’t just keep your hands to yourself?” she whispered in horror, replaying that moment over and over again in her mind. Had she really just done that?
Carolina: yES YOU DID YOU REALLY DID ~waggles eyebrows~
When she had found adequate clothing for him, she went to Rhys’ old room and dug up his old medical kit. He had gotten a much nicer medical kit as a wedding present from their parents, and so had left the old one at home, in case of emergencies. Hope sifted through the contents and pulled out a roll of gauze and a sturdy bandage. She would have to let him know to watch the wound for infection, but it would do for the time being. 
Still horribly embarrassed over her lack of control, she returned to the bathroom.
“I brought you some clothes,” she announced, holding the pile in front of her. He smiled.
“Thank you. I know I’m intruding on your home and this wasn’t the way you expected to spend your evening, but I’m truly grateful Hope.”
Carolina: mhm mhm yes true but also consider: this was a much better way to spend her evening
She shrugged. “Consider us even.” She watched his face fall a bit before he plastered on a smile and laughed. 
Carolina: does he think she won't ever want to see him again now??? oh my gosh this is so much mutual pining even tho they aRE CLEARLY HEAD OVER HEELS FOR EACH OTHER ALREADY
She left the pile of clothes on the counter and turned to go. “When you’re ready, before you put your shirt on, let me bandage your cut,” she said over her shoulder.
“There’s really no need-” she cut him off with a sharp look and he held up his hands in surrender. “Of course.”
After Hope had left the bathroom, she started to close the door, but without registering what she was doing, left it open a sliver. Just enough to peek in.
She watched in fascination as Lyall heaved in a breath and settled back against the tub. She felt she could examine him now, at this safer distance, without getting too overwhelmed. He was fit, for certain. His shoulders were broad and his muscles taut, though he was thin. He must do heavy labor, she thought to herself. She realized then that she had no idea what he did for work or why he was in Scotland in the first place. Pushing away that nagging suspicion, she returned to the task of blatantly staring at the beautiful man in her bathtub. He was totally relaxed, his eyes shut against the lamp in the bathroom, and Hope couldn’t help but rest her head against the doorframe. He looked like a painting.
After a minute or two in this fashion, Hope realized how inappropriately she was behaving and shook her head to rid her of her thoughts. “Idiot,” she whispered to herself, turning away from the opening and pressing the heels of her hands against her eyes. What had gotten into her?
She stayed that way as she listened to Lyall stand from the bath. Next came the sound of rustling fabric as he toweled off and began putting on the clothes she had laid out for him. When the door opened a second later, he made a noise of surprise at seeing her there.
He had done as he was told and left the shirt off, but Hope fixed her eyes firmly on his face, determined not to let them go one inch lower. He smiled at her. “I’ve done as I’ve been told, captain. Where to next.”
She rolled her eyes at his quips and gestured for him to follow her through the back hallway and into the room at the very corner of the cottage. The light was slowly fading from the window and the sunlight caught Lyall’s hair in a way that was entirely too distracting. Annoyed at where her thoughts had gone once again, she pointed at the bed and commanded him to sit. He did so.
Hope picked up her pile of medical supplies and laid it out of the cover of the bed. The cut wasn’t deep enough for stitches, and she wasn’t sure she had the stomach for that now anyway. There was disinfectant and pain relievers and plenty of gauze.
“Do your worst, nurse Howell,” he said, his voice light, watching as she poured the disinfectant on a cloth to sanitize his wound. She thought for a moment that he seemed a little nervous. Hope rolled her eyes but slowly dabbed at the cut, ignoring the wince on Lyall’s face from the sting. The water had cleaned out the dirt and it had begun to bleed slightly at the attention. She covered the length of the cut with a strip of gauze and cut off the remains. After that, she wrapped the wound, pulling the bandage across his chest and under his arm over and over till she ran out. It wasn’t perfect but it would have to do.
He watched her as she did her work and couldn’t help but ask, “where did you learn about medicine?”
“My brother,” she shrugged. “He’s attempting to become a doctor, and with a mouth that big, you can’t help but pick up some things. Not to mention, he always wanted to practice on me as a patient.”
Lyall chucked, imagining Hope’s fury at being forced to participate. “How dreadful,” he said, though the humor was clear in his voice. She rolled her eyes.
While she finished the task at hand and began tying off the bandage, Lyall took notice of the room they were in. It was small and quaint. An old quilt hung up over the bed as decoration and there was a stack of various novels piled on the desk. The vase of flowers on the windowsill were slightly wilted, as if they weren’t important to the owner. The bedside table had a leatherbound journal and bible, and right next to the lamp, there was a small wrapped chocolate. Suddenly, Lyall understood.
“This is your bedroom,” he stated, looking up at her. It wasn’t a question, just a fact. 
She nodded. It dawned on her then that Lyall was there, in her bedroom, partially undressed and it sent her cheeks burning. Seeing him there, so casual in her room, on her bed, had her heart pounding almost as hard as it had that day in the woods, but for an entirely different reason.
Carolina: my eyebrows could not have flow up higher than they did. wHATS ON YOUR MIND HOPE HUH???
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to intrude.”
That made her roll her eyes. “If I thought you were intruding, Lyall, I wouldn’t have brought you in here. Besides, it’s just a room.”
His eyes locked back onto the chocolate while Hope got up and helped him into his new shirt. When the fabric was settled against his skin, and she had made sure it hadn’t ruined her bandaging, he looked up at her. “That’s the chocolate I gave you.”
Her eyes widened and darted over to the bedside table where the guilty chocolate stood. After an awkward beat, she shrugged.
“I try not to eat candy from strangers I meet in the woods.”
He nodded sagely. “No, no, of course not. You just leave it out on your bedside table to look at on occasion.”
Carolina: THEY'RE BOTH SMART ASSES I LOVE THEM
Her eyes narrowed down at him, and she crossed her arms over her chest. “It was the only thing I had to remind me that you were real.” He gave her a soft smile but she ignored it. “It also reminds me that you didn’t come to see me for two whole weeks and still haven’t given me a good explanation,” she all but snapped.
Lyall sighed. “I told you, I was in Scotland.”
“Right. Of course. How could I forget?” The sarcasm in her tone was clear and she rolled her eyes, turning away from him.
“Hope, I-”
He was cut short by the sound of the front door opening. Mam was home. Hope’s eyes widened in terror, because Lyall was there, in her room, where young men definitely should not be, and had just been in her bath. And her Mam had no idea he even existed. “Oh no,” she whispered.
Carolina: everything about this. comedy g o l d
“What?” he asked, matching her tone. 
“Calon Bach? Where are you? Why is the bread not done?” Her mother’s voice cut through the silence, making Hope wince.
Hope panicked. “She can’t know you’re here!” She whispered furiously. “She’ll beat me silly if she finds I have a man in the house. Let alone in my bedroom! You have to go! Right now!” She began pushing him toward the window, as he objected.
Carolina: oh my gosh. i am laughing as i type this. the window. thE WINDOW XD
“Hope, calm down. I’m sure it’ll be fine. We can just explain to her- Hope are you seriously going to push me out of the window?” She didn’t answer, she simply threw open the shutters and gestured for him to leave.
“You can’t be serious.”
“Deadly.”
He let out an incredulous laugh. “Really, Hope?”
An eyebrow lifted at his tone. “My mother will skin my hide if she finds you in here, and then she’ll hang you out by the toes on the back line. Trust me, Lyall, it’ll be better for both of us if you just go. Now. Please.”
Carolina: okay but i wasn't prepared to have all the pining and staring and then have it turn into this teen romantic comedy it's amazing and i love it and i'm straight up crying at this point because it's so funny
“Calon Bach?” Her mother’s voice echoed around the house.
“Coming, mam! Just a minute!” She shooed Lyall out of the window and with a horrified yet amused look on his face, he began to exit through the opening. She watched as he swung one leg over the windowsill and straddled it before he froze and turned to her with a look of horror on his face. 
“Hope, my clothes!”
Carolina: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT OMG THE CLOTHES IN THE BATHROOM
A gasp escaped her. “Go! I’ll go grab them.” Trying to be as quiet as possible, she rushed to the bathroom and gathered up his muddied clothes and boots. She returned to her room and saw Lyall standing in front of the window. She tossed him his clothes and then turned to leave.
In a flash, Lyall had reached through and clasped onto her arm, forcing her to stop in her tracks. “Wait.”
She turned, her face turning red at the physical contact. She really needed to get a better hold of herself. She waited, watching him as his eyes searched her face. 
“What?” she finally asked, feeling nervous from his attention. 
“Can I see you again?”
Without meaning to, she sighed. “Lyall-”
“I mean it, Hope. And this time, I’ll actually come soon. Probably tomorrow. But I have to know that’s what you want. If you don’t want to see me again, you just have to say, and I’ll never come back.”
Carolina: LYALL LUPIN YOU SWEET AND RESPECTFUL BOY
She stopped short, taking in the set position of his mouth and the honesty in his eyes. He was serious. He really would never come back if that’s what she wanted. Even though she hardly knew him, and even though she wanted better answers than the ones he had given her, and even though she was dreadfully annoyed at his absence for the past two weeks, she was still grateful to have met him. He made her feel something she had never felt before. And she wanted to keep feeling that way.
“Hope.”
She closed her eyes at the sound of his voice saying her name. She would never grow tired of that. 
Carolina: JO HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE TYPE OF STUFF THAT MELTS MY HEART INTO A PUDDLE OF HOPELESS ROMANTIC???
Jo: because we're the same person and IT DOES THE SAME THING TO ME. Also, please note i wrote this next part solely for you
Carolina: oh my goodness i love you and i'm ready to read it
“Yes.” the word popped out of her mouth suddenly and her eyes opened to meet his. “Yes, I want to see you again. Please.”
He grinned at her. 
“Tomorrow then.”
“I won’t get my hopes up.”
He laughed. “You’re wrong about me, Hope. I promise. You’ll see.” He slid his grasp from her forearm down to her hand. His touch was gentle as he drew her hand close to his lips and pressed a kiss to her heated skin. She was bright red, she was sure. 
Carolina: I AM A MESS OF HUMAN RIGHT NOW I JUST SCREAMED INTO MY PILLOW GET YOU A MAN LIKE LYALL LUPIN WHO KISSES YOUR HAND AND MAKES YOU PROMISES AND IS SO TENDER AND AHAAOIDHASILFJHAVWRVUWA
After a moment, he drew back and smiled up at her. It took her breath away.
Carolina: ME TOO HOPE ME TOO I DONT THINK MY HEART IS FUNCTIONING PROPERLY RIGHT NOW
He turned and started jogging away. She held herself up using the windowsill and watched him go. But she had to ask just one more question.
“Lyall!” 
Carolina: gIRL? do you not?? remember?? that your mother??? is in the house???? you are playing with fIRE RIGHT NOW
He turned around, a panicked look on his face as he registered her volume and held up a finger to his lips to quiet her. She winced as she remembered that her mother was just down the hall, but this was important. “Why? After you got hurt, why did you come here of all places? You must have guessed I didn’t want to see you. But somehow, you knew I would help you. How did you know? Why did you come?”
He smiled this strange kind of smile, as if he was sharing a joke with himself. And then he shrugged.
“Well, Miss Howell, it was the only place I could think of,” he winked as he said this, then turned again and headed down the path. 
Carolina: (because he apparated there) OH HEY NOW COOL YES I LIKE THAT BECAUSE THAT MEANS HE WAS THINKING OF HER YEAH I LIKE THIS IDEA! 
Also Carolina: ugh catch me swooning because of Lyall Lupin
Jo: Mood
Hope watched him until he became a blur in the distance. And then he was gone. 
Her heart was full of longing for whatever new adventure Lyall Lupin brought with him the next time they met and she bit her lip to keep herself from smiling.
“Til tomorrow,” she whispered.
Carolina: mhm mhm mhm i cANT WAIT I AM THOROUGHLY ENGAGED WITH THIS STORY AND IN LOVE WITH THIS LOVE STORY
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I hope you enjoyed part two of my writing and Carolina having a heart attack over it. I hope I can finish this story eventually, but I just had to share the gem that Carolina is. I just like her a lot. That’s all!
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Sims 2 Traits Project Ideas
IF YOU STILL PLAY THE SIMS 2, YOU NEED TO SEE THIS. It's the system of 'Traits' from Sims 3 adapted to Sims 2. It is already revolutionizing game play, and it's amazing. Huge thanks to PlumbBob!!! I got so excited and ended up with a thousand ideas for it, so if you're a modder who is joining the Traits Project and catch a fancy to any of these ideas, please feel try to use them (and let me know so I can revel in the additions!)
This is just a badly put together list of giddy ideas that can be added to or changed if someone has a better suggestion for the idea (some ideas here might be purely wishful thinking, I'm not a modder so I don't know how possible/difficult some things are!) I apologise if any of these ideas have been suggested or done already!
So basically, here are some ideas I'd absolutely love to see come to life:
*** A ‘Not Animal Lover’ trait!! Some people dislike animals, just like kids.***
Absent-Minded: - Won't notice objects stolen by burglars - Won't react to babies that cry if paired with 'Dislikes Children' - Won't react to weather changes (rain/hail/snow) - Autonomously Stares at Fish tanks a lot (if paired with Animal Lover) - Higher chance of dying by Murphy bed - Higher chance of being robbed by the Charlatan/Klepto sims - Are easier to influence - Chance that they will lose most of their memories and relationship points with other sims if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron
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Adventurous: - Positive memory to wish outcomes whether good or bad - Positive memory when abducted (if paired with 'Eccentric' OR 'Supernatural Fan') - Mood and Aspiration boost when travelling to exotic destinations - If RomanceAspiration, relationship and mood boost when woohooing in a public - If motives are low will lose most of their memories and relationships with other sims if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron - Chance that they will turn into a Neutral witch if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron (OR into an 'Evil Witch' if they posses the Evil Trait,  or 'Good Witch' if they possess the 'Good' trait)
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Ambitious: - Autonomously purposely pick fights with Sims who have high body skill (If paired with 'Athletic' AND 'Daredevil') - Chance that they will turn into a witch that matches the alignment and skill of the cauldron they taste from - Higher chance of success when pleading with the Grim Reaper
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Angler: - Will have a mood boost when log rolling and fishing - From the wiki Sims 3: A Sim with the 'Insane' trait will be able to fish in a pool (and sea??) (even if its just the animation?)
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Animal Lover: - Will approve of roaches (if paired with 'Insane' OR 'Eccentric') - Autonomously argue/lecture/boo sims who yell at cats/dogs - Mood loss when Fish die in the tank - Weirded out by Cowplant - but autonomously feeds it (its still an animal that deserves love. ??) - New 'Influence' social: 'Influence' others to adopt a cat/dog - Will cheer/celebrate when vampires turn into bats (if paired with 'Supernatural Fan')
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Athletic: - Can escape the Cow Plant (if paired with 'Genius')
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Born Salesperson: - Will gain 'Influence' points faster than normal
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Bot Fan: - Chemistry boost with Servos (if paired with 'Flirty') - Gains ability to 'Run amok' even if they're not a Servo (pretending to be servos themselves) (if paired with Childish) - Giggle/have mood boost if attacked by a 'SentryBot' (if paired with 'Insane' OR 'Unstable') - Try to 'razzle' RoverBots and HoverBots as though they are dogs - Will be furious if a Servo rejects their flirts (if paired with 'Mean Spirited' AND 'Insane' OR 'Unstable')
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Brave: - Ability to fight off Burglars - Will call the Fire department when a fire starts - Will try to put it out when a fire starts (if paired with 'Handy') - Less affected when scared by a ghost
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Brooding: - Autonomously stares out of window thinking - Autonomously hangs out by Monkey Bars - Autonomously chills on the Swings - Will dig holes in the ground when mood/aspiration is low and think of negative memories (digging their grave ahaha pain humour) - Will visit tombstones/urns often (if paired with 'Socially Awkward' or 'loser') - If WerewolfSim AND Male, will pee in the bushes (to mark their territory) - If ZombieSim, will visit/wander around tombstones
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Can't Stand Art: - Autonomously react negatively when another sim mentions art - Autonomously cheer when they witness someone ruining a painting - Will be disgusted when they see another sim painting - Relationship and chemistry loss with sims who like/work in art _____________________________
Cat Person: - Autonomously argue/lecture/boo sims who yell at cats - If VampireSim, will hiss at werewolves (unless friends or more)
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Charismatic: - Will gain 'Influence' points faster than normal - Able to shmooze the Headmaster successfully - Skill boost at Poker
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Childish: - Autonomously throw a tantrum when rejected for something - Higher chance of autonomously setting off the fire Sprinklers - Autonomously talk through a teddy bear to sims with low mood - Autonomously giggle at sims who chicken out on a diving board - Autonomously play with the refrigerator doors more (if paired with 'Loves Cold' or 'Rebellious') - After using telescope during the day to "spy" on their neighbors, will tease/annoy the sim who comes to confront them (if paired with Mean Spirited) - Autonomously cry if they receive a very strong punch to the arm when playing 'Punch U - Punch Me'. - Autonomously greets with 'Fake Out' - If WerewolfSim, will growl at sims they dislike/hate - Chance that they will revert to the age before their current one (adults to Teens etc) if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron - Autonomously influence sims to 'Prank' others / 'Put Soap in Fountain'
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Clumsy: - Slow skill gain at Pool Table - Ability to choke to death when eating? ? (If paired with 'Unlucky') - Higher chance of spilling food on a customer if they work as a waiter in a restaurant - Higher chance of catching fire when roasting marshmallows - Higher chance of dying by 'Running with Scissors' - Higher chance of bursting a pipe when digging
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Commitment Issues: - Mood loss when witnessing an engagement or wedding - If FamilyAspiration will reject engagement/marriage unless in a great mood and will worry about both accepting/rejecting for the next few days and have motive loss - If RomanceAspiration will reject engagement/marriage unless in a great mood. Will be happy about rejecting the offer. If they accepted, they will have aspiration and motive failure and worry about it
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Couch Potato: - Will eat sand when forced to go to the beach - can anyone but toddlers do this? (if paired with 'Insane' OR 'Unstable') - Will always fall off when log rolling - Will enjoy talking about Grilled Cheese - Autonomously influence sims to 'Cook'
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Coward: - Motive and aspiration loss when there is a burglar/fire - Motive and aspiration loss when witnessing a sim being turned into something supernatural - Motive and aspiration failure when witnessing a sim being turned into something supernatural (If paired with Supernatural Skeptic) - Motive and aspiration loss when animals are fighting - Motive and aspiration loss when sims are poking, shoving, slapping - Autonomously pee themselves and worry when they witness sims attacking each other/abduction/death (if paired with 'Over Emotional' OR 'Excitable') - Autonomously pee them self/cries when they are tricked by evil versions of Clown-in-a-Box, Brinks' Kite, and Water Wiggler. - Autonomously run away and worry when sims use the Axe-olutely Throwing Station. - Autonomously run away from a Bonfire - Autonomously worry when soap is added to the Temple of Jumbok IV fountain as a prank and it produces the curse - Will usually chicken out on a diving board - If WerewolfSim, will be affected by other werewolves howling (like a non-werewolf sim) - Higher chance of dying from 'Fright' when peeking at sleeping Vampires in their coffin - Will not autonomously taste from a Witches cauldron
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Daredevil: - Autonomously Tease Cowlpant - Will enjoy being electricuted - Autonomously add soap to the Temple of Jumbok IV fountain as a prank - Autonomously opens Vampire Coffins and gains mood boost when scared (if paired with 'Supernatural Fan') - Relationship and mood boost when asked by another sim to woohoo in public. - Autonomously go and test a Witches cauldron
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Disciplined: - No rummaging through the fridge for food-will make complete meal instead - Autonomously exercise before getting fat - Learns all skills faster - Learn teleportation faster - Will not throw tantrums - Less chance of being tempted by Cowplant - Has higher success at log rolling - After using telescope during the day to "spy" on their neighbors, will apologise to the sim who comes to confront them. - Higher chance of success when pleading with the Grim Reaper
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Dislikes Children: - Slower relationship gain with kids, much less if its not their own kid. - Will fear having a baby more often than want. - Autonomously scold/lecture toddlers who escape from the crib - Autonomously disapprove (shake head?) when a relative adopts a child and will start off with a negative relationship with the child - Autonomously cheer when they see children 'Running with Scissors' (if paired with 'Evil') - Autonomously 'boo' children who 'Show Off' (if paired with 'Mean Spirited' or 'Evil') - Will stomp their foot after losing at Rock, Paper, Scissors if losing to a child - Will disapprove when their child is born and have a negative memory (if paired with 'Grumpy') - Will disapprove when they/their spouse adopts a child and have a negative memory - Will be disgusted when in the same room as pregnant sims (If paired with 'Mean Spirited') - If RomanceAspiration, less chemistry to sims with children - Chance that they will become pregnant from the person they hate most if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron - Autonomously tease a toddler with a toy (can teens and up do this??)
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Diva: - If motives and aspiration are low they will slap sims that insult/tease/argue with them. - Autonomously Primps/brags a lot - Relationship/chemistry boost to rich sims - Relationship/chemistry loss to poor sims - Relationship/chemistry loss to unpopular sims - Relationship/chemistry loss to sims with a bad reputation - Relationship/chemistry loss to 'Socially Awkward' or 'Loser' Traits - Here they say 'There is also an alternate set of photos which non-playable Sims will take autonomously, depicting the Sim doing "sexy" poses.' Maybe make this possible for playable Diva sims autonomously too? - Will 'Skip Out on Bill' if food is spilled on them (if paired with 'Evil' or 'Mean Spirited') - Will have a large relationship loss to the sim who pranks them with 'Ventrilo-Fart - If FamilyAspiration will never forgive their partner for cheating on them, enemies for life. - If PopularityAspiration, will have aspiration failure if they throw a bad party. - Relationship and mood boost when woohooing in a Photobooth - Will forever hate the person that resurrects them as a Zombie - Chance that they will become facially disfigured (blotched plastic surgery) if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron - Ability to 'Check themselves out in a mirror' at any age above Teens
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Dog Person: - Relationship boosts with Werewolves - Autonomously argue/lecture/boo sims who yell at dogs - Less negative mood effect when hearing Werewolves howl if paired with 'Supernatural Fan' - If WerewolfSim, will growl at vampires (unless friends or more) - If WerewolfSim, accelerated relationship boost with dogs
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Dramatic: - Aspiration failure when anyone more than a friend dies (or pet) - Faints when they witness a fight/childbirth/abduction/death - If a sim they aren't attracted to/don't like tries to flirt with them, they react by throwing a drink in the sim's face (if paired with Diva) - Aspiration failure if they receive a bad make over on the 'Ug-No-More Makeover Station' and will hate the stylist (If paired with Diva) - Autonomously throw a tantrum if they fall off when Log rolling (if paired with 'Diva' or 'Hates the Outdoors' or 'Grumpy') - Autonomously run away when soap is added to the Temple of Jumbok IV fountain as a prank and it produces the curse - Will faint when seeing a sim 'Running with Scissors'. - After using telescope during the day to "spy" on their neighbors, will slap the sim who comes to confront them. - Will stomp their foot and have a relationship loss if they receive a very strong punch to the arm when playing 'Punch U - Punch Me'. - Will throw a tantrum and have a large relationship loss to the sim who pranks them with 'Joy Buzzer' - If PopularityAspiration, will have aspiration failure if they throw a bad party.
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Easily Impressed: - Easy to receive jokes/stories - Easy to please on dates - Quicker relationship gain with other sims - Autonomously cheer when kids and teens get anything from a C grade and up in school - Autonomously cheer and not have a relationship loss with the sim that resurrects them as a Zombie (hey, they were dead, now ALIVE?? AMAZE)
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Eccentric: - Get a positive memory when they catch boots and will admire them on the wall - Autonomously roast marshmallows when a fire breaks out instead of freaking out (until they catch on fire) - Autonomously cheer and have a mood boost if they receive a bad make over on the 'Ug-No-More Makeover Station' - Autonomously laugh when soap is added to the Temple of Jumbok IV fountain as a prank and it produces the curse - Autonomously start digging outside during a storm (if paired with Unstable) - If WerewolfSim, will growl at ghosts
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Eco-Friendly: - Autonomously eat spoiled food so not to waste (if paired with 'Frugal' AND 'Slob') - Will disapprove of pools for water wastage - Autonomously scold/lecture sims that add soap to fountains
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Evil: - Autonomously tease/torment children (more if Dislikes Children) - Will hate an enemy lifelong - Autonomously cheer/dance when someone they don't like dies - Autonomously chase/shout at animals they are not friendly with -  double if 'Not Animal lover' - Autonomously cheer when animals die/runaway if 'Not Animal Lover' - Will roast marshmallows on a sim who is on fire instead of freaking out ??? (if paired with Unstable') - Will jump in the ashes of a dead sim they disliked (jumping in leaves/destroying sandcastle animation??) (if paired with 'Mean Spirited') - Autonomously make 'Evil Snowmen' - Autonomously shake ant farms more - Will laugh/cheer/clap (basically celebrate) if they witness the social worker taking theirs or someone's children (if paired with 'Dislikes Children') - Autonomously cheer when they see sims 'Running with Scissors' - Autonomously cheer when pets are fighting (if paired with Not Animal Lover) - If WerewolfSim, will 'savage' random sims - If Plantsim, can 'release spores of happiness (sadness??)' that actually lower other sims motives - If WitchSim, faster skill boost for Evil alignment - If WitchSim, slower skill boost for Good alignment - Will run away/be afraid of 'Good Witches' (if paired with 'Coward') - Autonomously cheer after seeing the ghost of someone they dislike/hate - Autonomously 'attack' their partners if they catch them cheating - New death: 'Purge of the Wicked' When a sim is so evil and twisted they literally combust when motives AND aspiration are low.  (Dying vampire and death by flies animation smushed?)  'Purge of the Wicked' Requirements: 'Evil' trait AND 'Mean Spirited' AND 'Dislikes Children' AND 'Unstable', Fortune/Knowledge Aspiration,  10 Mean points, Is an maxed alignment 'Evil Witch', has more than 1 enemy, and has more than 2 tombstones/urns on their property.
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Excitable: - Autonomously Streak (if paired with 'Eccentric') - Autonomously cheer when a new household item is bought - Autonomously cheer (like when a sim beats the Grim Reaper) when their child is born (if paired with Family Orientated) - Autonomously streak during parties they throw (if paired with 'Daredevil' OR 'Eccentric')
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Family-Oriented: - Autonomously make 'Good Snowmen' - Higher chance of success when pleading with the social worker - Autonomously cry/worry if they witness the social worker taking someone's children - Autonomously cry and faint with a huge mood loss if the the social worker takes their children (if paired with 'Dislikes Children') - Autonomously cry if their child gets a bad grade (if paired with 'Over Emotional') - If WerewolfSim AND Male, will pee in the bushes (to mark their territory) - Autonomously "Do Chores" interaction (like Servos) only if they're a house spouse (unemployed) AND paired with 'Nurturing' OR 'Neat) - Aspiration and mood loss and crying after seeing the ghost of someone they love - Will hate the sim they catch cheating in the family and will cry for days (if paired with 'Over Emotional') - New death: 'Broken Heart': When a Family sim's partner and all their children (even adult kids) die, leaving them alone in the world. Chance of dying   when motives and aspiration are low.  'Broken Heart' Requirements: 'Family-Oriented' trait AND 'Good' AND 'Nurturing', Family Aspiration, high relationship with their kids and partner.
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Flirty: - Here they say 'There is also an alternate set of photos which non-playable Sims will take autonomously, depicting the Sim doing "sexy" poses.' Maybe make this possible for playable Flirty sims autonomously too? - Mood boost when another sim walks in on them naked - Autonomously ‘Wolf-whistle’ at any sim of the preferred gender who is in swimwear/underwear/naked. - Chemistry boost with sims who Massage them on a Massage table - If RomanceSim, will have almost no chances failure to woohooing with their love interest when in the 'Love Tub' (if paired with 'Irresistible' AND 'Born Salesperson') - Autonomously cheer when sims streak
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Frugal: - Mood loss when an expensive item is bought - Less 'go out to restaurant' wants - Receives more coupons - Donate less/none to sims who are performing for money - Autonomously be difficult customers in OFB companies - Will 'Skip Out on Bill' at a restaurant (if paired with 'Evil' OR 'Mean Spirited') - Autonomously sigh after being made to donate or tip or gift a gift (if paired with 'Grumpy') - Chance that they will loss household income if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron
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Gatherer: - Great at finding secret maps of Bon Voyage - Great at finding bugs (Double if Plantsim) - Able to find magic reagents when digging
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Genius: - If Family/KnowledgeAspiration, they should be less attracted to RomanceAspiration because they'd know those sims can't stay faithful.
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Good: - Autonomously donate and tip generously - If FamilyAspiration, will want to adopt a kid (or pet, more if Animal/Cat/Dog lover) - More want to give people gifts - Will not autonomously tease others - Will not want to join the Criminal career. - Will not autonomously gossip - Will lecture/boo other sims for stealing (the Kleptomaniacs) - Will lecture/boo other sims for cheating on their partners - More want to adopt strays (if paired with 'Animal/Cat/Dog Lover') - Skill boost at couples counselling - Autonomously make 'Good Snowmen' - Will have a relationship loss with sims who shake ant farms (if paired with Animal Lover) - If WitchSim, faster skill boost for Good alignment - If WitchSim, slower skill boost for Evil alignment - Autonomously run away/be afraid of 'Evil Witches' (if paired with 'Coward') - Chance that they will catch a disease if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron
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Good Sense of Humor: - Will react positively to being pranked - Will laugh and have slight mood boost if they receive a bad make over on the 'Ug-No-More Makeover Station' - Will always reacted positively to pranks when in a good mood, unless done by an enemy
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Great Kisser: - Is able to kiss interested sims more easily - If RomanceAspiration, will make their kissee fall in love with them faster
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Green Thumb: - Chemistry boost with Plantsims (if paired with 'Eccentric' OR 'Flirty') - If Plantsim, extreme skill boost at gardening - Chance that they will become a 'Plantsim' if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron - Autonomously influence sims to 'Garden'
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Grumpy: - Autonomously bang at the walls when mood is low - Will be angry if sacred by the Scarecrow in Decor or Human statue - Autonomously shake ant farms if mood/aspiration low (if paired with Not Animal Lover) - Autonomously throw a tantrum if the sims they play sport with have a higher body skill (as though they were losing) - Will have a relationship decrease if another sim wins when playing MYSHUNO in a groups - Autonomously always react negatively to pranks, unless they have a high relationship with the prankster and are in a food mood - Autonomously throw a tantrum if they fall off the 'Hammock' if in a bad mood
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Hates the Outdoors: - Less want to go on holiday to exotic destinations(thats like outdoor x9000) - Will not have an environment decrease if their yard is untidy/overgrown - Autonomously throw a tantrum if they burst a pipe when digging - Autonomously throw a tantrum if they fall off the 'Hammock' - Will become an angry ghost if they die outside ??? - Autonomously spray plants with the stuff they use on roaches, killing the plants (if paired with 'Insane')
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Heavy Sleeper: - Will forever hate the person that resurrects them as a Zombie - If ZombieSim, if motives and aspirations are low they just won't get up at all until directed to or about to pee themselves
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Hopeless Romantic: - Less chance of successfully flirting with other sims unless its their partner - If RomanceAspiration, high mood loss when rejected for a date - If RomanceAspiration, will 'Rampage' (like Bigfoot) rejected the 5th time for a date (if paired with 'Hot-Headed' AND 'Unstable') - Autonomously show disgust when witnessing other sims being romantic (if in a low mood or paired with 'Mean Spirited') - If Plantsim, IF Romance/Family Aspiration, will flirt with trees during very low aspiration - If Servo, IF Romance/Family Aspiration, will flirt with refrigerators during very low aspiration - Chance that they will lose all romantic connections built if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron (so they'll have to start again)
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Hot-Headed: - Autonomously fight a sim who pokes/slaps/fights their loved ones - Will receive pranks negatively if done by a sim that is not a friend or more - Autonomously bang at the walls when mood is low - Autonomously throw a tantrum if the sims they play sport with have a higher body skill (as though they were losing) - After using the telescope during the day to "spy" on their neighbors, will fight the sim who comes to confront them - Autonomously throw a tantrum if they burst a pipe when digging - Autonomously stomp their foot and argue with the sim who gives them a 'very strong punch to the arm' when playing 'Punch U - Punch Me'. - Autonomously shove the sim who gives them a 'very strong punch to the arm' when playing 'Punch U - Punch Me' if they have a low mood (if paired with 'Mean Spirited' OR 'Grumpy') - Autonomously shove a sim who pranks them if they have a low relationship score and are in a bad mood - Will forever hate the person that resurrects them as a Zombie (unless paired with 'Supernatural Fan') - Will be very offended and will slap the sim who enters the wrong 'gendered' door (like community toilets) (big no-no for conservative sims)
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Hydrophobic: - Autonomously run screaming if caught in ceiling sprinklers - Autonomously run screaming if caught in Season's garden sprinklers - Autonomously laugh evilly at broken garden sprinklers - Mood loss if they fall when log rolling - Autonomously faint if they burst a pipe when digging - Will lose relationship score and argue with the sims that hit them with water in a Water Balloon Fight - Will be furious and cry at the sims that hit them with water in a Water Balloon Fight (if paired with (Unstable' OR 'Over-Emotional') - Will be furious and fight the sims that hit them with water in a Water Balloon Fight (if paired with 'Dramatic' OR 'Hot-Headed') - Will refuse woohoo in a hottub unless love potioned
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Inappropriate: - Autonomously Streak naked for no reason - If RomanceAspiration, will try to goose random sims - Autonomously try to 'Rub Belly' on random sims, even if they're not pregnant - Autonomously try to 'Hit on' sims who have a low mood (if paired with 'Flirty' AND 'Unstable') - After using telescope during the day to "spy" on their neighbors, will try to 'hit on' the sim who comes to confront them (if paired with 'Flirty') - Autonomously trying to tickle people - If WerewolfSim AND Male, will pee one their significant other like they would on the bushes???? (to mark their territory) - Will be able to enter gendered bathrooms of the opposite sex
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Insane:
- Autonomously tease Cowplant- Autonomously pet Skunk- Mood boost when being chased by bees- Mood boost when killing roaches
- Will 'Talk to Belly' on random sims, even if they're not pregnant
- Will Streak when they see Teens-Elder sims 'Running with Scissors'
- Will Streak around the area if they/another sim burst a pipe when digging (if paired with 'Inappropriate')
- If VampireSim, will try to 'bite neck of' other vampire sims (just the animation??)
- If WerewolfSim, will attack sims that pee themselves (unless its their significant other or best friend) (they will take it as a challenge of territory)
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Irresistible: - General chemistry boost with other sims - Able to gives back rubs to others more successfully - If RomanceAspiration, will make sims fall in love insanely fast (if paired with 'Genius' AND 'Charismatic') - Quicker to be bitten by a wolf/grandvampire (if paired with 'Supernatural Fan') - Less chance of being turned down for dates/proposals/marriage - If VampireSim, higher chance of being accepted for 'bite neck of'
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Kleptomaniac: - Ability to steal from a cash registers?? - After using telescope during the day to "spy" on their neighbors, will try to rob the sim who comes to confront them.
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Loner: - Autonomously take pictures in a photo booth by themselves - Chance that they will lose whatever few friends they have if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron
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Loser: - Finds cheap treasure when digging - Higher chance of being scared by the Human Statue from the 'Poised Podium by Performance Arts' - Higher chance of being scared by the Scarecrow in Decor - Will fall in love quicker than usual (one sided) (if paired with 'Hopeless Romantic') - Will try to flirt with mannequins and scarecrows when aspiration is low (if paired with 'Hopeless Romantic') - If FamilyAspiration, will have quicker aspiration loss for the rest of their life (if paired with 'Family Orientated' AND 'Dramatic) - If RomanceAspiration, will get furious with sims who reject them romantically (if paired with 'Socially Awkward' OR 'Inappropriate' OR 'Mean Spirited') (need me some neckbeards) - If VampireSim, higher chance of being rejected for 'bite neck of'
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Loves the Cold: - Mood boost during winter - Less urge to go into a sauna - Autonomously Streaks/sunbathe during snowing (if paired with 'Insane') - Autonomously shove a sim who knocks down a Snowman IF less than a friend (if paired with 'No Sense of Humor' OR 'Hot-Headed') - Mood loss when in the sauna - Chance that they will cause a hail storm if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron
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Loves the Heat: - Mood loss during summer - Scared of hail/snow - Will have a mood boost when in a sauna - Relationship and mood boost when woohooing in a Sauna - Autonomously run away from Snowball fights - Chance that they cause 'rain of fire' if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron - Autonomously cheer when there is a fire outside (if paired with 'Insane' OR 'Unstable')
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Loves the Outdoors: - More wants to go on holiday to exotic destinations - Mood and aspiration boost when on holiday to exotic destinations - Relationship and mood boost when woohooing in a Hammock/tent' - Chance that their garden plants/crops will all die / yard becomes strewn with weeds if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron
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Loves To Swim: - Will have a mood boost if they fall when log rolling - Chance that they will drown to death suddenly even with decent motives the next time they get in a pool if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron
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Lucky: - Higher chance at beating the Grim Reaper - Less chance of being chased by bees - Less chance of fishing up a boot - Less chance of wishes going bad - Chance that they will be cured of Zombiism or a disease if they taste from a 'Good Witches' cauldron
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Mean Spirited: - Autonomously smash Dollhouses/Lemonade stands when mood is low and then laugh evilly, like an Evil Witch? - May Autonomously 'set free' caged animals birds/rodents and then laugh evilly like an Evil Witch(If paired with Not Animal Lover) - Autonomously 'Kick over' cat litter box - kicking trashcan/destroying sandcastle animation? Dust from burnt objects as the mess? (if mood low or If paired with 'Not Animal Lover') - Autonomously make 'Evil Snowmen' - Will have relationship loss with waiter and 'poke' them if food is spilt on them at a restaurant - Autonomously shake ant farms more - Autonomously tease sims who chicken out on a diving board - Autonomously prank sims who are in high spirits (in hopes of bringing them down) - Autonomously laugh at sims who are sprayed by a skunk - Autonomously tease sims who have features that are on their 'Turn Offs' list - If VampireSim, higher chance of being rejected for 'bite neck of' - If WerewolfSim, will 'rampage' when their enemy is near (If paired with 'Over Emotional') - If ZombieSim, mood boost from 'stomping flowers' - If WitchSim, faster skill boost for 'Evil alignment' - If WitchSim, slower skill boost for 'Good alignment'
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Mooch: - Chemistry boost with Geniesims from Midgethetree (IF paired with 'Evil') - Chemistry boost to rich sims - New social: 'Ask for gift/money' ????? - Chance that they will become a 'Vampire' if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron (now they can such blood AND money from people)
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Natural Cook: - Will put boots in the juicer and serve the juice (if paired with 'Insane' OR 'Evil') - Will enjoy talking about Grilled Cheese - Will slap the person who wins first prize when in a cooking contest (if paired with 'Diva' OR 'Mean Spirited') - Will admire the person who wins first prize when in a cooking contest (if paired with 'Good')
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Neat: - Skill boost at 'Restocking' - Will 'praise' a CleanBot (as though it were a pet) (if paired with 'Bot Fan') - Will freak out and run away when they see roaches - Will have a big mood loss if food is spilt on them at a restaurant - Will freak out when toddlers splash in toilet - Will autonomously influence sims to 'Clean'
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Neurotic: - Afraid of Murphy beds and elevators ?? - Autonomously go 'worry' by clocks - Autonomously 'go crazy' for a bit after drinking coffee from coffee machines ?? - Higher chance of being scared by the Scarecrow in Decor and will 'worry 'about it later. - Will try to 'extinguish' the lava that flows when soap is added to the Temple of Jumbok IV fountain and it produces the curse. - Will freak out and scold/lecture a sim for 'Tossing in Air' a toddler (if paired with 'Nurturing' OR 'Good') - If WerewolfSim AND Male, will pee in the bushes (to mark their territory) - If WerewolfSim, will growl at other Supernaturals (unless family) - If VampireSim, will run around (being chased by bees animation??) when caught in the sunlight (if paired with 'Unstable OR 'Insane)
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No Sense of Humor: - Will react negatively to pranks - Will have a relationship decrease with a sim who talks through a teddy bear to them (if paired with 'Grumpy')
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Nurturing: - Cheers up sims more effectively - Autonomously scold/lecture sims who shake ant farms - Autonomously cry/worry if they witness the social worker taking someone's children - If WerewolfSim, will not autonomously 'Howl' when children are on the lot (unless paired with 'Dislikes Children) - If VampireSim, will not autonomously 'Bleh' children (if its even a thing) (unless paired with 'Dislikes Children) - Autonomously influences sims to 'Appreciate' or 'Play' with others
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Over-Emotional: - Autonomously Lecture sims for farting/burping (if paired with 'Dramatic' AND 'Neat') - Autonomously cry when a good friend or relative divorces/breaks up with their partner - Aspiration and motive failure when their partner divorces/breaks up with them - Will hate an enemy lifelong - Autonomously cry when someone knocks over a Snowman - Autonomously cry when an electronic device breaks - Autonomously throw a tantrum if food is spilt on them at a restaurant - Autonomously cry/worry if they witness the social worker taking someone's children - Autonomously cry if they burst a pipe when digging (if paired with 'Eco Friendly') - Autonomously Will 'Bigfoot Hug' sims they're friendly with when they're in a gold/platinum aspiration - If FamilySim/RomanceSim, will 'Rampage' (like Bigfoot) when they find out their partner is cheating on them (if paired with 'Neurotic' AND 'Unstable') - Will run to hide when thrown off 'ElectroDance Sphere by ExtremeCO' (if paired with 'Diva') - If VampireSim, if caught in the sun for longer than two hours will 'worry' about it later (could have died, I mean...) - Will forever hate the person that resurrects them as a Zombie (unless paired with 'Supernatural Fan')
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Perceptive: - Able to tell if their partner is cheating - Able to spot when a 'Kleptomaniac' steals from another sim and will confront the Klepto unless the victim is an enemy of the PerceptiveSim. - Able to spot Sims who are miserable, will try to cheer them up (if paired with 'Good' AND Nurturing') unless its an enemy. - Able to tell if a sim is pregnant before they show and will congratulate them - Able to tell what is wrong with babies and will autonomously fix it (if paired with 'Nurturing')
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Perfectionist: - Aspiration failure when they sell a bad novel - Aspiration failure if they get fat (if paired with 'Diva' OR 'Dramatic') - Autonomously attack the stylist that gives them a bad makeover - unless its a friend/family (if paired with 'Unstable' OR 'Insane') - Will lose relationship points with a partner who is demoted/fired (if paired with 'Snob') - Will lose motives/aspiration if the house is dirty (if paired with 'Neat') - Will lose relationship points with a sim they have a bad/mediocre date with - Will have mood loss if they get fat - Will have mood and aspiration loss if they get fat (if paired with 'Athletic') - If ZombieSim, more want for 'plastic surgery' and 'makeovers' (if paired with 'Diva')
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Proper: - Will never Streak - Will want to go on a date before woohooing ?? - Will get upset if their relative dates/marries someone of a different age group. - Will lose big relationship points with their teen for falling pregnant and will scold them when the bump appears. - Will hate their teen for falling pregnant and slap them and kick them out when the bump appears (if paired with 'Unstable' AND 'Dramatic' AND 'Evil' AND 'Neurotic') - Will always react negatively to Ventrilo-Fart pranks and scold/lecture the pranker. - Will have a mood decrease if they witness someone Streaks and will scold/lecture Streakers - Will slap their teens if caught Streaking (if paired with 'Unstable' AND 'Evil') - Will scold/lecture sims who are naked - Will scold/lecture their teen kids if they catch them making out - Will scold/lecture sims who are in Swimwear but not near a pool/beach - Will scold/lecture sims who are in Underwear/Pjs who are not near a bed or its in the middle of the day (disable for nightshift workers/vampires) - Relationship decrease  when asked by another sim to woohoo in public (unless they are married and paired with 'Flirty') OR asked by a 'Irresistible' sim   they have a high relationship with - Will disapprove of other sims who public woohoo/make out - Will disappoint and have relationship loss with sims who are in inter-species relationships (even if casual like kissing) (IF paired with 'Snob' OR 'Perfectionist') - Will be very offended and will become angry with sim who enters the wrong 'gendered' door (like community toilets) (big no-no for conservative sims)
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Rebellious: - Will dislike sims in the Law career - Less chance of being caught when sneaking out - Won't accept being lectured/encouraged (flirt rejection animation?) - Autonomously go to be the DJ - Not fazed by Mrs Crumplebottom - Autonomously celebrate when soap is added to fountains - Autonomously shake ant farms when mood/aspiration is low - If a Teen, will Streak in front of their crush/sim they have high chemistry with (if paired with 'Flirty')
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Sailor:
- Chemistry boost with Mermaid sims from Midgethetree - Autonomously always react positively to pranks (as long as they're not enemies) and will 'congratulates' the pranker. - Will gain chemistry points with Streakers and compliment them after they are finished streaking. - Will gain chemistry points with Streakers and try to 'Make Out' with them after they are finished streaking (if paired with 'Inappropriate' AND 'Flirty' AND 'Unstable') - If RomanceAspiration, will autonomously flirt everyone they have at least 1 chemistry bar with - Relationship and mood boost when woohooing in a hottub
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Savvy Sculptor: - Skill boost at making vases - Mood boost when looking at sculptures - Autonomously be offended when soap is added to the Temple of Jumbok IV fountain as a prank _____________________________
Schmoozer: - Skill boost at Pool Table - Will gain 'Influence' points faster than normal - Higher chance of success when pleading with the Grim Reaper
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Shy: - Will not Autonomously streak - Mood loss on community lots - Less likely to go on dates with someone they don't like/love - Less likely to go on social outings - Will giggle and run away when they witness other sims making out or woohooing - Relationship and mood boost when woohooing in a Closet - If WerewolfSim, will not autonomously 'Howl' in public - If VampireSim, will not autonomously turn into a bat in public - If ZombieSim, less likely to autonomously talk to other sims - If a Supernatural, less likely to autonomously transform another sim in public/community lots - Will run out of the room in which a sim has entered the wrong 'gendered' door (like community toilets) (like shy girls running out when a dude swags in)
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Slob: - Autonomously do gross things like from the "Bad Habits and Gross Behaviour" by Smonaff on MTS. (especially to 'Snob' sims they dislike) - Autonomously 'Stuff face' in fridge - Will have added chemistry with Zombies - Higher chance of being rejected (being eaten) by the Cowplant - Less environment decrease in a dirty room/yard - May pick up and 'eat' from a pet food bowl (licking plate animation?) and receive hunger points? (if paired with 'Insane' OR 'Unstable') - If the bowl is Dirty they may get sick - Will have a mood boost and positive memory if food is spilt on them at a restaurant (FREE FOOOOOD) - If WerewolfSim, will throw up outside and not in the toilet. - If ZombieSim, will not autonomously shower/bath at all - Chance that they 'die by flies' if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron
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Snob - Negatively rejects romance from sims they aren't attracted to by laughing loudly - Negatively rejects romance from Supernatural sims by gagging (if paired with 'Supernatural Skeptic') - Throws up when a Zombie sim is nearby - Autonomously throw a tantrum if they receive a bad make over on the 'Ug-No-More Makeover Station' - Autonomously throw a tantrum if food is spilt on them at a restaurant - Ability to influence other sims to 'Change Appearance' (if paired with 'Perfectionist' OR 'Inappropriate') - Autonomously react negatively to pranks if done by sims they aren't best friends/higher with. - Autonomously throw a drink on a sim who flirts with them that they have a low relationship with (if paired with 'Diva') - Autonomously disapprove of cheap items - Autonomously brag a lot - If a Supernatural, will only transform other sims they have a high relationship with (if paired with 'Supernatural Fan') - If a Supernatural, will autonomously transform other sims they hate (if paired with 'Supernatural Skeptic' AND 'Evil' OR 'Mean Spirited')
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Social Butterfly: - Autonomously tells secrets to other sims (Is this possible for ages other than children?) - Autonomously uses Karaoke machine - Autonomously greet other sims when entering rooms - Chance that their best friend will become their enemy (one sided) if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron
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Socially Awkward: - Higher chance of being scared by the Human Statue from the 'Poised Podium by Performance Arts' - Autonomously walk away when they witness other sims making out or woohooing - Autonomously giggle when a sim dies that they are acquaintances with (some people handle death oddly) - If a Supernatural, will have motive loss if they transform another sim in public/with witnesses - If ZombieSim, less likely to autonomously talk to other sims - Will giggle or worry when in the room where a sim enters the wrong 'gendered' door (like community toilets)
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Star Quality: - Autonomously uses Karaoke machine - Autonomously uses the Small Superstar Microphone - Autonomously greet other sims when entering rooms - Will always receive compliments positively
- Relationship, mood and aspiration boost when complimented / admired (if paired with ‘Good’)
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Supernatural Fan: - Get positive memory and mood from being Grr'ed and Bleh'ed at. - Autonomously pretend to 'hypnotise' (vampy animation without purple smoke??) other sims for fun (if paired with 'Excitable' or 'Party Animal' or 'Good Sense of Humor'). Could have 3 outcomes:
       - Sims will react positively by giggling would be other 'Supernatural fans', '      ‘Childish', 'Dramatic', 'Easily Impressed',
      - Sims will react neutrally by shaking their head or shrugging would be
       - Sims will react negatively giggling would be 'Supernatural Skeptic','
- Autonomously 'Bleh!' or 'Grrr' Supernatural Skeptics to annoy them (even if not a Supernatural) (If paired with Mean Spirited)
- New 'Toasting' ability?? 'Toast to...becoming a (supernatural-vampire/werewolf etc)
- Will autonomously influence VampireSims to Bite others (if paired with 'Unstable' OR 'Evil')
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Supernatural Skeptic: - Slower relationship gain with Supernaturals (Maybe the skeptics think they're cosplaying-body mod weirdos) - Autonomously throw up after being abducted by aliens - Aspiration and motive failure after being turned into a supernatural themselves - Will automatically hate Supernatural sims they meet (IF paired with 'Evil' AND 'Mean Spirited') - Autonomously tease vampires about 'mirrors' - Autonomously always cheer against Supernaturals when watching a fight (unless the Supernatural is a relative/friend) - Autonomously leave a 'Hang Out' group if a Supernatural joins (if paired with 'Snob') - Mood loss around Supernaturals - Will lose relationship points and mood when 'Bleh!'d or 'Grrr'd' - Autonomously 'Boo!' Supernaturals (booing animation??) when mood is low (If paired with 'Grumpy') - Autonomously faint when they witness a vampire turning into a bat/sim into a werewolf (if paired with 'Dramatic') - Chance that they will catch a disease if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron - Will autonomously influence sims to 'attack' Supernatural sims - requires high Mean points (if paired with 'Mean Spirited' OR 'Evil' OR 'Snob')
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Technophobe: - Are afraid/will run away from Servos - Are disgusted by CleanBots, Roverbots etc - Will cry and pee themselves when Servos 'Run Amok' - Will be shocked and faint, motive loss when Servos 'Run Amok' (if paired with 'Coward') - Relationship loss with the sim that pranks them with the 'Joy Buzzer' - Relationship and mood loss when woohooing in a car/helicopter/elevator
Unflirty: - Chance that they will lose some chemistry points for life with other sims if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron
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Unlucky: - Higher chance to break items - Higher chance to be struck by lightening - Higher chance of wishes going bad - Higher chance of losing to the Grim Reaper - Higher chance of being scared by the Human Statue from the 'Poised Podium by Performance Arts' - Higher chance of catching fire from a fireplace - Higher chance of being abducted on the 'ElectroDance Sphere by ExtremeCO' - Higher chance of having food is spilt on them at a restaurant - Higher chance of failure when using Aspiration Rewards
- New Death: 'Death by Bigfoot hug' Chance for unfit sims with low athletic skills and motives to die by new death: Can use choking animation/death??
- Chance that they will catch a disease if they taste from an 'Evil Witches' cauldron
- Lower chance of success when pleading with the Grim Reaper
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Unstable: - If FamilyAspiration, will propose marriage as soon as they fall in love, even if its one sided so far. - Will giggle if it turns out they went on a bad date (if paired with 'Insane' AND 'Socially Awkward') - Will cheer when the Grim reaper shows up (If paired with 'Supernatural Fan' AND 'Neurotic') - If WerewolfSim AND Male, will pee one their significant other like they would on the bushes???? (to mark their territory) - If WerewolfSim, will attack other werewolves when motives or aspiration are low (unless friends or family) (if paired with 'Neurotic' OR 'Insane') - If ZombieSim, will autonomously run around ('Run amok' animation??) thinking about brains when motives are low. This will scare other sims who are not 'Insane' - If Plantsim, will sit and eat flowers (like toddlers?? is that possible??) when motives and aspiration are low - If normal sims, will sit and eat flowers (like toddlers?? is that possible??) when motives and aspiration are low (if paired with 'Insane') - If VampireSim, if mood or aspiration is low, will cry/tantrum at mirrors - If WerewolfSim, if mood or aspiration is low, will cry/tantrum at the sky - If ZombieSim, will get super hungry when a Sim dies (mmmh fresh meat free food)
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Vegetarian: - Offended by the Cowplant - relationship decrease with the owner - Offended by the Cowplant - becomes enemies with the owner (if paired with 'Proper' AND 'Snob') - Faster motive decay when around 'Evil Snapdragon' (plants strike back!) - Awkward around Plantsims?? Friend or food?? Disgust?? Something I mean ? - If turned into a Werewolf/Werewolf, will have complete aspiration failure and low mood for a few days (what have i becoooome ?  ?)
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Workaholic: - Aspiration failure if they're demoted - Aspiration AND motive failure if they're fired - Mood loss if they miss/late for work - Will 'Rampage' (like Bigfoot) when mood and aspiration are low (if paired with 'Grumpy' OR 'Unstable') - Autonomously Less likely to sleep past the hour before work starts - New Death: 'Overworked' Sim gets a heart-attack from working so hard.
(Fainting animation? Fright? Like a heart-attack?) ' Requirements: 'Workaholic' trait AND 'Perfectionist' AND 'Light Sleeper', Family/Fortune/Knowledge/Popularity/Romance Aspiration.
If the sim comes home having aspiration failure while motives are low will lead to dEATh.
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blueevelv3t · 6 years
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im bored so
1. favorite season? winter
2. prettiest thing u own? this one glittery perfume bottle lmao
3. do u prefer to be outside or inside? INSIDE 
4. furthest ever traveled? i’ve never left my home state so, out of the county?
5. what’s your aesthetic in 3 words? tea,lmao, and ooch
6 favorite gemstone? ruby
7 best thing about yourself, in your opinion nothing im the worst
8 best thing about yourself, in other’s opinion my friends say im caring lmao
9 what’s your weirdest fear? not being told hello/hi/hey/whatever
10 weirdest dream you’ve ever had? i dont remember my dreams tf
11 go-to hiding place my bed
12 favorite place in your house my room
13 earliest memory ooch idk
14 do you believe in ghosts? yep
15 favorite sea creature? sharks
16 cold showers or hot baths? cold showers 
17 satin or lace? lace
18 gold or silver? silver
19 hoops or pearl earrings? hoops
20 aesthetic song anything by taylor swift
21 top 5 songs 96000- in the heights, sick of losing soulmates - dodie, american - lana del rey, touch- little mix, girl at home - taylor swift
22 favorite time of the day? early mornings if i can get up so like 4-7am
23 favorite part of your body? eyes
24 do you drink alcohol? no im underage 
25 dream job from when u were a kid singer lmao
26 messy or clean? clean
27 tea or coffee? tea 
28 favorite book harry potter 
29 zodiac sign? CANCERRRR
30 extrovert or introvert? i can be both but, for the most part introvert
31 celebrity crush? Alex Lawther & Gabriela Francesca 
32 early bird or night owl? night owl
33 do you believe in love at first sight? sure
34 favorite book quote idk lmao
35 three wishes you have to be rich, world peace, and straight As
36 do you believe in magic? sure
37 do you believe in soulmates? yes
38 zoo or aquarium? aquarium 
39 cats or dogs? dogs
40 how many languages do you speak? 1 
41 how has your life changed from last year? I met my best friends of all time this year which has made my life like 489327429834 times better
42 why do you have your name/url? my best friend Ashley calls me rye rye so she was like ryE BREAD & it’s my brand now
43 do you keep secrets? how well? yep, forever it’s one of my best qualities tbh
44 favorite animal crab
45 what is love to you? idk im like 2
46 future children name? not having kids
47 favorite color violet, sea green, & silver
48 favorite movie heathers
49 cuddles or kisses? neither 
50 if you could have any person in the world over for dinner, who would be? @ohsnapitzquinn
51 someone to bring back from the dead micheal jackson 
52 lipstick or lipgloss? lipstick
53 are you street smart or book smart? book i guess
54 your biggest strength nothing 
55 favorite sport ew
56 favorite drink? water
57 favorite winter activity not going outside 
58 last time you went abroad never
59 favorite dessert popcorn
60 favorite artist taylor swift
61 favorite singer/band taylor swift
62 favorite dancing song delicate - taylor swift
63 favorite crying song anything by sam smith lmao
64 do you wear glasses? yup
65 first thing you do when you wake up go on my phone lmao 
66 how long do u usually sleep for? until i wake up
67 one thing you lost and you want back my tV REMOTE 
68 biggest fear dying
69 favorite carnival ride ew
70 do u have birthmarks or scars? yes 
71 favorite childhood memory ew
72 what do u think about during a storm? my friends
73 one word to describe your life? ew
74 craziest thing ever done nothing im lame
75 do u have piercings or tattoos? nope 
76 favorite flower rose
77 do u have any pets? yes
78 describe your style basic
79 choose one thing to change about yourself be less self absorbed 
80 do u play any musical instruments? no
81 if your life was a movie would it be a comedy, a rom-com, action film or drama? drama
82 do u prefer dark, dramatic makeup or natural makeup? natural 
83 favorite perfume idc
84 biggest fandom taylor swift
85 favorite YouTuber(s) emma chamberlain
86 OTP taylor swift and joe alwyn
87 country, state where you were born ohio, usa
88 your parent’s name megan and richie
89 favorite snack popcorn
90 pasta or pizza pizza
91 pen or pencil pen
92 blue or black ink is this over yet
93 paper books or electronic books?  electronic 
94 history or geography? history
95 pastel or neon pastel
97  soap or body wash body wash
98  conditioner, no conditioner, or 2 in 1 shampoo & conditioner oh my god are we done yet
99 singing in the shower or not yES
100  listen to music while bathing or silence music ofc
101  blow dry, towel dry, or air dry your hair air dry
102 morning or night showers? night 
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1. favorite season?fall2. prettiest thing u own?a ring made out of sea glass holy shit it's beautiful 3. do u prefer to be outside or inside?outside 4. furthest ever traveled?to France5. what’s your aesthetic in 3 words?emo, grunge, dreamy6 favorite gemstone?garnet7 best thing about yourself, in your opinionI'm creative. I paint and draw and I play piano and guitar. I also write. 8 best thing about yourself, in other’s opinionyou'd have to ask them9 what’s your weirdest fear?pigeons10 weirdest dream you’ve ever had?that my grandma was trying to kidnap me at a barbecue 11 go-to hiding placecloset 12 favorite place in your housemy room13 earliest memorykissing a boy in pre school14 do you believe in ghosts?y e s 15 favorite sea creature?mermaids16 cold showers or hot baths?hot bath17 satin or lace?Satin18 gold or silver?silver19 hoops or pearl earrings?pearl earrings20 aesthetic songw/o u by GEMS21 top 5 songs(not in order)1.cherry by Lana del rey2.and I love her by Kurt cobain3.heaven knows I'm miserable now by the smiths4.die for you by The Weeknd5.young god by halsey22 favorite time of the day?2 am23 favorite part of your body?I don't have one??24 do you drink alcohol?only on special occasions with family but no 25 dream job from when u were a kiddoctor 26 messy or clean?clean27 tea or coffee?vanilla chai latte 28 favorite book“pride and prejudice” by Jane Austen. It's a classic guys29 zodiac sign?Capricorn 30 extrovert or introvert?ambivert31 celebrity crush?Robert Pattinson 32 early bird or night owl?night owl33 do you believe in love at first sight?yes34 favorite book quoteI have a lot but:“The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause. The mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.”35 three wishes you have To fall in love, to be happy, to live how I want 36 do you believe in magic?Yes37 do you believe in soulmates?Absolutely38 zoo or aquarium?None. If you're at a zoo, a tiger could kill you. At an aquarium, a shark could kill you. 39 cats or dogs?Both?40 how many languages do you speak?Technically three41 how has your life changed from last year?I only associate myself with people who make me happy. 42 why do you have your name/url?Juno is a nickname. I went through a phase where all I ate was kale. And I love the moon. 43 do you keep secrets? how well?Yes. Very as long as it's not hurting anyone. 44 favorite animalDeer45 what is love to you?Being able to be yourself around someone and they love you just for that. 46 future children name?Maybe Sage or Elizabeth for a girl. Mason or Damon for a boy. 47 favorite colorGrey48 favorite movie“The Breakfast Club”49 cuddles or kisses?Both man50 if you could have any person in the world over for dinner, who would be?Lana Del Rey. She's so smart and deep. 51 someone to bring back from the deadKurt Cobain52 lipstick or lipgloss?Lipgloss53 are you street smart or book smart?Book smart. Definitely. 54 your biggest strengthI can read emotions and motivations well 55 favorite sportFootball56 favorite drink?Blue raspberry slushies57 favorite winter activitySleeping 58 last time you went abroadA week ago59 favorite dessertApple pie 60 favorite artistFrida Kahlo61 favorite singer/bandI can't choose one. Top three: Nirvana, Lana Del Rey, and Panic! At The Disco62 favorite dancing song“Cherry bomb” by the runaways63 favorite crying song“Terrence Loves You” by Lana Del Rey64 do you wear glasses?no65 first thing you do when you wake upCheck the time 66 how long do u usually sleep for?between 3 to 10 hours 67 one thing you lost and you want backMy dignity 68 biggest fearDying69 favorite carnival rideRollercoaster. Especially the ones in Coney Island, New York. (Which I live near!!)70 do u have birthmarks or scars?a ton 71 favorite childhood memoryWalking home from school with my dad. We would sing a song we made up. 72 what do u think about during a storm?Getting struck by lightning 73 one word to describe your life?gay 74 craziest thing ever doneDitched class and hung out in the bathroom. I'm a rebel, kids 75 do u have piercings or tattoos?Two piercings76 favorite flowerWhite roses77 do u have any pets?no 78 describe your stylegrunge79 choose one thing to change about yourselfI wish my eyes were lighter 80 do u play any musical instruments?piano and guitar81 if your life was a movie would it be a comedy, a rom-com, action film or drama?action 82 do u prefer dark, dramatic makeup or natural makeup?no makeup 83 favorite perfumeI don't wear any84 biggest fandomemo 85 favorite YouTuber(s)Shane Dawson 86 OTPjally or ryden 87 country, state where you were bornUSA in New York88 your parent’s nameAisha and Kas89 favorite snackhot cheetos90 pasta or pizzapasta91 pen or pencilpen92 blue or black inkblack93 paper books or electronic books? Paper94 history or geography? History95 pastel or neonpastel97 soap or body washthose are the same???98 conditioner, no conditioner, or 2 in 1 shampoo & conditionershampoo and conditioner. I have curly hair. 99 singing in the shower or notalways 100 listen to music while bathing or silencemusic 101 blow dry, towel dry, or air dry your hairair dry102 morning or night showers?Both
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