#Get roasted idiot

[coconut530]

LEARN WHEN TO QUIT MAN

(the last pic of Pluto was me watching him try to keep this going)

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #Wow what an ep #First scene was just Monty getting OWNED which after the hell Duke went through he deserves to do to him #The second panel I thought Duke broke his neck then he broke his LEG #Get roasted idiot #How does it feel being on your knees for once #Duke asking him for one reason (for the love of god in French! Like the EAP story and also like 77!) to kill him #And then he allllllmmmmmoooosssstttt does it #Then *BAM* LENORE #I WAS SO BRACED FOR SPECTRE FIGHT then Duke just went invisible #Glad you could make it Duke!!! She’s so proud of him I just know it #Pluke moment! MAZE TRIO REUNION YEAHHHHH #Monty you look so not good just call it quits buddy #He’s like genuinely shooketh which is unusual like Prospero but Monty’s so shooketh bc like he’s used to having control and it’s being #taken away from him atm which he is REALLY not used to #Pluto’s face 😂 it’s hilarious #I mean Monty is not a great person but the way Flynn drew him in this ep is spectacular #Side profilessssssssss and yes it is a bluff #LIKE LOOK AT HOW CRAZED HE LOOKS IT’S SO COOL #OH NO ADA FEARSCAPE EPISODE NEXT WEEK OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

[bleedinghearth]

@d-d-disgusting liked the Roast Post

"Where do I even start with you, mate? You're a bloody laundry list of issues, not the least of which being your expertly-crafted tendency to just fawn, and fawn, and fawn, and never ask anyone if they're upset, or provide, perhaps, vitally important context as to why you're sketch about a certain person. All you do is show belly and please people and never spare a single thought to yourself! You are self-destructive, self-sacrificial, for the gods' sakes, you! Are not! A tool! You en't a tool, a weapon, a- a fuckin' decoy, none of it! You are more than what you can do for people, and more than a drain on the Earth. You need to understand that to take is to live. The very nature of being and breathing and existing is taking. You en't have to obsessively insist on makin' up for everything you eat and drink, and stop apologizing for existing. Your bein' here en't a mistake. Okay? You en't a mistake. The sooner you realize that you have fuckin' value and start fuckin' actin' like it, the happier you'll be."

#IC #dddisgusting #Get Roasted Idiot

[egophiliac]

C'MON TO THE THEATER!

I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #unique magic posters #so it was fellow after all and not gidel? whoops #i was merely overthinking it #me? overthink fictional characters? surely not #god though #i can't not love a guy who gets the cutest most adorable power #and instantly goes 'i shall use this for Crimes' #also every time he was like 逃げる! my brain auto-translated it as CHEESE IT! #accompanied by twst's running-away sound effect which is just the quintessential sound of someone cheesing it #if i could have (1) twst spinoff it would be the adventures of these two idiots trying to do an education #they would have a stodgy bureaucrat antagonist who keeps trying to catch them in their sleazy corner-cutting ways and shut them down #(OF COURSE there would be a bit where they are trying to host an unforgettable luncheon but egads! their roast is ruined!) #and all while they're trying to evade being hunted down by the playful land investors #the hijinks would be SO wacky you guys #i've made myself sad now because this will never exist #it's real in my HEART

[rascal-rose]

thinkin about oni anton at too late o clock last night (this particular oni take designed by @hasnomoxxie )

#antonblast #dynamite anton #get beaned idiot #p proud on the lineart on this one even tho its not the most visible #drawing #digital mess #the roasted soybeans bit is a tradition to basically tell oni to leave to let fortune come btw

[thenwhatthefukcisthis]

I love the banter scenes, falling chairs and insertions of IV lines but I absolutely ADORE this scene where arthur and eames team up to roast yusuf. in fighting side by side they can make a lethal duo, engaged in a deadly dance wiping off enemies, but that has got nothing on them paired against a common rival-snarklord.

here’s yusuf, who always gets the last line, is the bane of eames existence cause he. would. not. shut. up. about. notconfessingtoarthur, is not afraid to tell arthur that he is in fact a huge stick in the mud sometimes, has been jolting them awake (read: scaring the living crap out of them) during the somnacin test runs... in distress, and arthur and eames decide that they simply can not let this opportunity pass up.

with everything and anything they hold dear at stake, barely two steps in to this giant ball of danger, arthur and eames collectively decide to turn in to the funniest bitches alive to make sure yusuf knows that he’s in crap and do it with straight faces I hate them

#word is that dreamshare community secretly encourage eames and arthur bantering each other #than be their subject of ridicule #job what job #let’s annihilated yusuf #look at saito #my man is stressed #he put good money to this clusterfuck and theses two are passing playground insults #I get you #married couple behaviour is roast other people together #inception #arthur x eames #dreamhusbands #I love them #my idiots

[jovieinramshackle]

hi it’s gar LEL sorry but i gotta know whatcha got on inkyribbons, gimme them deets what’s the story

I CHUCKLED LIKE A MADMAN WHEN I SAW THIS BAHSHA HI GAR!!!

Don't be sorry you activated the happy chemicals in my brain with this

Inky Ribbons is basically me creating the angsty but sweet high school love story I'd daydream about back in middle school?? When I was like 13-14??

They're childhood friends who met at the shore of the ocean to play together, and then one day stopped sometime before middle school (the time Azul would start focusing on his studies/weight/magic) because Azul straight up stopped showing up.

The only thing lil Joves still had to remember him was a singular picture their mom had taken of the pair. Nothing but a small simple photo of the two kids, yet it held so much value and memories, that she kept it even now, carrying it with them wherever she goes.

Azul did come back tho, to the very same beach before going to NRC, feeling that maybe he could find his old friend again and show them how much he's changed

But when she never showed up like they used to, he realised how stupid he was to even think she'd be back, that it was dumb to assume they ever liked how he was back then. She probably didn't even remember him anymore, he thought.

Fast forward to NRC, Crowley intoduces an exchange student, that has come to study under special circumstances (he was paid well). Azul, though first tried to make himself look reliable by agreeing to specially assist the new exchange student, did not expect to be met with a familiar name.... then the sudden realization hit him, then he prayed to all the mighty great seven that she hadn't remembered or recognised him. He'd DIE if he had someone know how he was as a kid in NRC.

They became like....friendly acquaintances during the first year (aka friends but the use of the f-word is forbidden in NRC). She...knew it was him, or had like, a feeling, yknow. It didn't matter tho, they thought, since they re-made their relationship anyway (more accurately, built upon the one they had as kids).

She still has that picture, one Azul hadn't forgotten about but wished she had.

Skipping over the angst of book 3, for now, cause ummm.

They begin figuring shit out and actually TALK seriously for the first time after book 3, trying to understand their emotions and accept they've been crushing on each other like idiots for the past year and a half.

They get together around uhhh start of book 5 yeah, they clash and argue sometimes but they're both stubborn fucks and try their best for the other.

There's so much more to them but I can't make this insanely long LMAO

Take this doodle tho

#they roast each other a lot both as friends and as a couple tbh #they're besties first and couple second ofc they bully each other #For songs uhh pre-relationship they're very Jenny by Studio Kills basically #and From The Start by Laufey too #pining over each other like idiots because they're both afraid to confront the fact they're not only childhood friends #but ALSO head over heels for each other #the tweels had to watch this display of unrequited affection for over a year #flody wanted the two to get it over with already because he was getting bored #jade was just having fun watching it unfold in the background #twisted wonderland #twst #twst yuusona #twst yume #yumeship #azul ashengrotto #azul ashengrotto x yuu #ask me anything #jovie's art #jovie's writing #moot ask #inky ribbons

[vermillioncrown]

at the risk of sounding butthurt for talking about not being butthurt: going through quals really prepared me for trawling through fandom meta and research while keeping my zen

#redglyphs #opinionated verm #i have not seen another fandom as salty and divisive as the dc one #all the interesting meta and summaries come with this implicit ''you illiterate idiot'' vibe (exhausting) #or the ''we do what we want and fuck canon'' mindset is taken to the extreme end (simplistic and lacking nuance) #personally the visual style of a lot of western comics grates at me so it's hard to get into #but i do like the wack and fucked up dynamics of canon + trying to imagine a world/chronology around that #i like calibrating what i write around canon -> thus those meta&summary posters are very valuable and interesting to keep up with #i just gotta do 🙈 whenever they start to lambaste ''''fans'''' for not reading the comics/despised fanon reinterpretations of characters #''mmhmm yep. okay okay. i'm stupid. but let's get to why my blorbo is so fucked up bc of [whatever issue/run]'' #like whatever they say they cannot roast me as hard as this one prof from my quals panel did #that prof is basically the successor of the academic lineage that established his discipline #and man utterly destroyed me during the exam #''you have no idea what you're talking about; you didn't even read taylor's hypothesis from 1941'' and i just let my soul evaporate lmao #anyways. i feel like fandom (all fandom and esp ones w sprawling canons) would benefit from two things: #1) willingness to learn (you gotta try to absorb some of the canon to transform it; ''know the rules to break them'') #2) willingness to accept limits (ppl are allowed to pick and choose; ''you gotta tolerate other ppl on the playground'') #and like. fucking chill out. we're all literally writing about some fictional dudes doing fictional things #rarely is a thing you dislike actually harmful rather than just distasteful (to you personally or broadly w/e)

[nerdynikki94]

SUNNYBLR: So, I know that if I have a reputation for anything as of late, it would probably be for my Rob-Hating-Rants about how (imo), he's done a great disservice to Mac's identity as a gay man.

This has been misconstrued before, and recently was again with a reblog of one of said posts:

Despite acknowledging 1000 times over that I do understand the humor/satire of the show, often I'm accused of not 'getting the point'.

I get the point, trust me. I've been watching this show consistently for well over a decade (& I'm nearly 30; so, I've always been aware/analytical enough to realize that these characters are objectively awful - it's intentionally written that way). That is not where my issue with the writing lies.

Mac may be my baby, but he's an immensely flawed individual. There really is no shortage of terrible qualities that he possesses: he's arrogant, crass, delusional, ignorant, obnoxious, prejudiced, rude, stubborn, tactless, etc. (We all know there's many more fucked up characteristics to his personality) Still, once he came out, the majority of the focus for his flaws surround his sexuality. (Since S12...)

-Mac making his sexuality his entire personality.

-Mac never sincerely showing honest romantic/sexual attraction unless he is exhibiting the 'predatory gay' stereotypes.

-Mac becoming a spineless doormat who happily takes heaps of verbal (& sometimes physical) abuse regarding his sexuality.

-Mac constantly trying to reduce his sexuality by subscribing to constricting stereotypes.

-Mac's sexuality being a characteristic of his personality that he has to receive gang acceptance/approval for (i.e. Frank in MFHP & FVR).

-Mac struggling with reconciling his religion and his sexuality (even 5+ years later) and continuing to be made fun of for grappling w/ongoing internalized religious homophobia.

-Mac's sexuality being used as a constant punchline to countless jokes. (I.E. S16E1 - Running blowjob joke. Funny in context; still using as reference because no one has ever made fun of Dee for sucking dick - because she's a 'straight' woman.)

As I've said too many times before, I know these characters are fucked up and I love them for it. I've never expected them to become benevolent individuals or upstanding role models. They wouldn't be the gang if they were. However, I do and will continue to have a problem with Mac's sexuality being the focal point of his shortcomings or being the cause for any suffering he continues to withstand.

These characters are meant to be punished for their greed, abysmal self-centered behavior, and detestable qualities; so, why is Mac's character still being punished for being gay? The gang is ashamed of him for it, & as the show only centers on them - their dynamics, opinions, schemes - it consistently carries the tone that it is something Mac should also be ashamed of; as if he hadn’t already spent the first 40 years of his life in self-loathing because of it.

Mac is NOT a gay role model, obviously; but that doesn't mean his character should be settled into being a gay joke.

#iasip #mac macdonald #boy... i had a lot to say. but I'm sick of my criticisms being misunderstood. #rob said Mac came out in honor of his mom.but besides coming out to immediately be disowned when has he been allowed any gay expression? #better yet. is there a single moment where Mac has been allowed to experience any queer joy? #i can't think of any #that's why I'm mad. Mac survived self-loathing his whole life & when he accepted himself. his family/friends turn it into a punchline. #rob needs to find a new joke & finally get a grasp on the character he's been openly struggling to understand for 20 years. #like TGSGW. The joke is that Mac is ignorant & relies on religion to do anything. so Dennis fairly insults him for it. #that episode is hilarious. i laugh every time bcz Mac is an idiot & it's so in character. roast him for those flaws. not for sucking dick. #also. just a reminder. rob mcelhenney has lied about giving mac a real bf every season since he came out. so yeah. i stand by it. fuck him!

[unveiledshroud]

Your parents let you grow up to be this comfortably dumb?

Imagine thinking you know me or my level of intelligence based off a fuckin tumblr 💀 thats like looking at someones tattoo and thinking youve downloaded their entire life story and personality.

Get the fuck off the Internet its rotting your frontal cortex. If we're just assuming shit about people, my assumption is you watch at least 6 hours of porn on a daily basis and take at least 5 prescription drugs for your "mental illness" and the inevitable kidney failure from your constant drinking of prime sports drink and canned cheese. You havent felt the embrace of someone who loves you since the razor flip phone was popular and it was the grandpa who molested your mom her entire childhood. You definitely have an iPhone from 2020. You probably have a "comfort food". You probably wear the same stained hoodie 6 days of the week. You probably carry around a portable speaker and listen to weezer while grocery shopping at the dollar general. You dont have any friends FOR SURE. If you went missing nobody would notice until you stopped ordering the same pizza you order every 3 days (that actually happened and im sure you'll be the next) i bet you watch Lolicon and say "its just a cartoon". I bet you talk to minors on roblox and try to be a "positive influence" You definitely have a tiktok. You've probably jerked off to my girlfriend. You definitely think about me multiple times a day. You have so much internal self hatred you feel the need to send random ass stupid anons with no context. You probably went fishing with your uncle and he got so drunk you were afraid he was gonna rape you.... And he did... And thats why you're so retarded

one of the best compliments i get is how smart and passionate i am, so like i think ill trust the opinion of people who talk to me on a daily before i trust a TRIGGERED ASS PUSSY on anonymous 🙄

come off anon and keep that energy if youre seriously confident in what youre saying

eat rocks window licker 😙

#hall of dumbasses #get roasted you fuckin nut #this shit was kinda funny i miss shitting on idiots

[fantasy-costco]

After this semester ends in like a week I won't have any more religious studies classes like. Ever again. My religious studies advisor already told me that people have tried to put religious studies classes towards history degrees in the masters program but the school won't let them. I can always keep researching on my own and part of the point of this minor was to get the tools to do so but religious studies is a field full of so much bias and it's nice to have someone to guide me through that.

#My university just does Not respect the humanities at all but that's what I get for going to (redacted) :/ #If I was going into academia I would probably try harder and try to build a carrier out of like. Early Christian history or something #But as it stands theres not much of a market for that in the museum field outside of the worst Christian propaganda scams imaginable #So I will. Not do that. And will instead study the revolutionary war like a good little public historian and privately #Roast Dennis R. MacDonald in the group chat. For fun. #Also religious studies drama is so much funnier that historian drama cause it's just like. Three people in a room yelling at each other #Every paper is like 'this fucking idiot thinks mark had a classical education can you believe the audacity' or #'you have to prove in a court of law that this text is a forgery otherwise Jesus is gay' (lads the text was a forgery) #The forgery one was funny cause I did a presentation about it and I was trying not to be super accusatory and my professor was like nah #I know the guy who forged it he made it up. Tell us more about gay Jesus tho. #I'm gonna miss this 😥

[coconut530]

SERIOUSLY!? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY PUMPKIN BREAD TRIFLE PT. 2

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #WOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO DUKE #HE OWNED THIS WHOLE EPISODE #FIRST OFF I LOVE HOW HIS TELEKINESIS LOOKS LIKE WATER IT’S SO ACCURATE TO HIS DEATH AND EVERYTHING #HA TAKING YOUR MACHETE IDIOT AND CUTTING YOU ON THE CHEST #INVISIBILITYYYYYY LET'S GO IT'S ALL PART OF THE DAMN TRICK #I LOVE HOW DUKE HIMSELF HATES SURPRISES BUT HE RELISHES THE CHANCE TO SURPRISE OTHERS #GAHHHHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT HIM AND HIS JESTER HAT AND TURQUOISE PURPLE BLUE AESTHETIC I CAN'T IT LOOKS SO FRICKIN' COOL #HIS EYES ARE SO ENCHANTING LIKE POLTERGEIST?!?! A NEUTRAL?!?! LEVITATION INVISIBILITY HYPNOSIS?!?!?!? #GOD LOOK AT HIS SMIRK I CAN'T I'M TOTALLY GOING TO REDRAW IT HE'S SO SWAG #GIVE 'IM HELL FRICK YEAH DUKE GO FOR IT HIS LITTLE WINK I CAN'TTTTTTTTT #GET ROASTED ADA YOU CAN'T SAVE HIM NOW #WOW DUKE IS JUST DANCING CIRCLES AROUND THIS GUY WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THAT TALK MONTRESOR HAHAH #HIT WITH A BRICK SLASHED IN THE SIDE SMACKED IN THE FACE ALL BEFORE BREAKFAST #“LET ME GET A LOOK AT YOU” DUKE YOU'RE SO COOL I CAN'T #“HOW QUICKLY THE TIDES CAN TURN” NOW FORTUNATO'S COMING BACK TO BITE YOU UNLIKE THE SHORT STORY NOW HUH HAHAHAHAHHAH #BOTH DUKE AND MONTRESOR'S EXPRESSIONS HERE ARE SO GOOD AND WICKED LIKE COME ON #OH STOP IT WITH YOUR FAKE SYMPATHY IT'S FRICKIN' FAKE #DUKE'S EYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS ARE SO DANG PRETTY #GET HIM DUKE GET HIMMMMMMMMMMMM #LOVED THIS EPISODE ONE OF THE BEST MANIFESTING EPISODES EVER -THANKS- REDNFLYNN FOR -GIVING- THIS TO US ON THANKSGIVING #REALLY LOVED IT I WILL HAVE REDRAWS SOON AND A SMALL ANIMATION NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT HIS SPECTRE LOOKS LIKE SO STAY TUNEDDDDDDDD

[princekirijo]

Really am my own worst enemy sometimes

#so you guys have prob kinda guessed ive been having a rough time of it lately (past twoish weeks) #cause of this big life decision ive made #and i was kinda ignoring my irl friends over it #cause i thought they'd... get mad at me? roast me over it? #sounds dumb af now but thats anxiety and stuff for you #but man i came clean to them today #and the response was just “oh damn ok man that's fair” and “ok want help with finding a new one” #and im like wow #these guys are so cool man im so lucky i have friends who like care #but also i apologized them cause what i did was shitty even if i had good reason but they just understood #they tease me a lot but they really are bros #i was deadass so nervous about telling them and they were so chill #in reality it's prob not that big a decision but it sure felt like one #this is specifically about irl friends btw just in case i hadn't said that #i wont tell em how much i appreciate them to their faces because thats just not what we do but damn i love those idiots

[niishi]

Zoro: makes a joke

fandom that doesn't understand autistic humor: omggg he's so stupid and dumb what a brainless idiot 🤣

me: hehe fucking comedy king

#zoros comedy is 100% intentional and hes spent countless hours in the crows nest #practicing his jokes and talking to himself pretending like hes roasting someone #so he can store the funny ones away for the right moment #also him being srs all the time is a part of the bit #bc no one expects him to be silly and its even funnier when hes silly out of nowhere #but pretends hes being serious #i feel u zoro #no one gets my elaborate comedy either #they think my sarcastic dry jokes are also just me being a stupid idiot #and not in a fun way #but like in a they genuinely think were stupid way

[the-busy-ghost]

I'm sorry, I'm sure they're doing their level best when people are yelling all the time but the Speaker of the House of Commons and his various deputies sometimes announce people as if they're compèring the Royal Variety Show and it never fails to make me cringe a little bit

'And now the Leader of the Opposition... [pause for imaginary drum roll] ...Siiiiiir Keeeir STARMER!'

#Yesterday's PMQs was particularly bad for it but I don't want to single out that deputy speaker as they're not the only one #It makes it feel like these are celebrities the public are excited to see and honestly it's not #Yes PMQs is largely a theatrical performance which obscures the real work done in parliament #But that doesn't mean we're tuning in to cheer on our faves #Well maybe some people are I don't know #Personally even if it's someone I support I die a little inside when it's obvious that they think they've landed a 'zinger' #I tune in to see you actually answer questions respectfully and as the ones that are relevant #Not to play to the backbenches #As they bellow and cheer on the most ridiculous 'jokes' and 'roasts' as if they're actually funn #y #Not that parliament should listen to Local Tumblr User Angry Idiot #But I can't be the only one who finds this is getting more and more ridiculous every day

[ranger-kellyn]

Y’all I just realized I might have only set my slow cooker to warm this morning instead of low 😖

#if I get home to an uncooked pot roast bc I’m an idiot…………. #tears #and lots of them

[neo-nomatrix]

In a world of boys, he’s a gentleman

Luke Castellan x Apollo kid!reader

word count: a little over 1k

summary: you’ve had your heart broken many times, maybe the Hermes boy will be different

You have only ever wanted to be loved. For whatever reason you haven’t had much luck. Sure, there were many guys.

Callum from Ares. The only thing hotter than him was his temper.

Ryan from Hephaestus. He would forge copper to make you jewelry, little did you know three other girls had the same gift.

Ezra from Athena. Always thought he was so much smarter and better than you. Made you want to shoot your arrow straight at him.

Aiden from Hermes. A liar who couldn’t take anything seriously.

Elliott from Ares. Was dared by Callum to lock you in a dark room. And he actually listened.

Being the child of Apollo had its perks, but it more often had downsides. Your least favorite being your ability to fall in love so easily. After Elliot you swore off falling in love. A pain even you couldn’t heal. You couldn’t understand why nothing seemed to work out for you, you were a dreamboat!

A beautiful daughter of Apollo who glowed like the sun. Not only were you his daughter, you were his favorite, the hundreds of freckles on your face proved it. You were kind and generous, always willing to take in an injured camper from dusk to dawn. Your smile quite literally lit up a room. Perhaps you were too nice? Maybe they thought they could take advantage of your kindness?

Whatever the reason was doesn’t matter. You decided to take a page from your aunt Artemis’ book. No more boys, no more falling in love. Things will be easier this way. You know it.

You should’ve been at the bonfire with everyone else. You chose to skip it tonight because you wished to be alone, at the archery range. Maybe you’d earn another freckle if Apollo saw you practicing your already perfect shot. Luke should’ve been at the bonfire too, singing with your half-siblings and roasting marshmallows.

“Hey! I need some help!” A deep, painful cry said.

Immediately worried, you turned around and saw Luke Castellan holding his abdomen. You immediately run over to him, taking his arm over yours and getting to your cabin as soon as possible. You decided the infirmary was too far and you could use the cot in your cabin.

You slam through the cabin door and lay him on the cot in the middle of the bunk beds. “Lay down.”

You pull up his blood stained orange shirt to reveal a large gash on the side of his toned stomach. You held your hand on his abdomen for a moment to assess what happened. A second degree burn and large slices, as if by a horn, caused this.

“How did this happen?” You ask as you start to transfer some of the pain to a potted plant, causing it to wilt.

“Accident with a hephaestus kid, wrong place, wrong time I guess,” He says slightly wincing.

“I can take most of the pain but it’ll still take a while to heal,” You explain.

“Weren’t you supposed to be at the bonfire, leading a song with the rest of your cabin?” He asks.

“I could ask you the same thing, wandering around the blacksmiths. You know those things they make are pretty hot right?” You scoff at him.

“Yeah I guess I do now,” he rolls his eyes.

You begin to bandage the wound and give him a slice of bread. “Bread? What the hell is this gonna do?” he questions.

“My sister Melody made it, it can heal the burns for the most part,” you say.

“Aren’t you the girl who dated Aiden?” He asks bluntly, taking a bite of the bread.

“That’s none of your business,” You roll your eyes.

“If you ask me-” he begins to say before you cut him off.

“I’m not.”

“He was an idiot. All those guys were. I mean seriously, didn’t anyone teach them how to treat a pretty girl?” He continues, not fazed by you interrupting him.

“All those guys? You know about them?” You question.

“I guess. I mean after word got out about that shithead Elliot I did some asking,” he shrugs. You frown at the mention of Elliot.

“Whatever, they’re all in the past. No more guys for me,” you tell him.

“You shouldn’t give up entirely, these guys are stupid. There’s someone out there who deserves you, trust,” He assures you.

“Oh yeah? Tell me when you meet him,” You laugh.

“I think i know a guy, actually,” He responds, sitting up slightly.

“Oh yeah? Do tell.”

“Well, he’s tall, tan, and goddamn gorgeous. Has these soft brown curls, and I heard he’s the best swordsman at camp. Perfect for the best archer,” He explains to you, smiling.

“You seem to be fond of him, maybe you should go date him,” You joke.

“Nah, I think he likes this girl from Apollo. Kind, generous, beautiful, best healer and archer around,” He locks eyes with yours, darting between your eyes and your lips.

He holds your face in his hand, circling his thumb. His shirt rides up exposing his stomach and bandages.

“You like what you see?” He teases.

“You’re an idiot,” You smile.

“That seems to be your type,” he shrugs and knits his brows.

Before you can say another word he presses a kiss against your lips, moving them softly against yours. One of his hands stays on your neck while the other ventures down to your waist and then the chair you sat in. He pulls the chair closer to him and puts his hand back on your waist. You move one of your hands to his knee and the other to right beside him, leaning in closer.

“Fuck, you’re amazing,” He’s whispers into the kiss.

You smile at him before pausing. “The bonfire’s almost over, maybe you should head back,” you say.

“Yeah probably,” he gives you one last hard kiss followed by another few pecks.

He stands up and steadys himself, the injury clearly still pains him. He starts to walk away but before he can leave he turns back to you and presses a few more kisses against you.

“Okay, I’m done. y’know for now,” he smirks.

“You’re welcome anytime,” You laugh and he leaves. He gives you two looks before exiting.

Maybe you’ll give this boy one more chance.

#pjo x you #luke castellan #luke pjo x reader #luke castellan x reader #pjo x reader #luke pjo #percy pjo #pjo series #pjo fandom #pjo #pjo tv show #percy jackson #percy jackson x reader #percy jackson and the olympians #luke castellan x you