I got the exact same grade on my physics test im so tired, i asked about 3 questions on the test and the teacher was as clueless as i was
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Asking really sweetly and really nicely if a prof will let me attend her culture studies class even though the deadline for signing up is 2 months old <3
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Whumpers, what are your earliest memories?
Mine is from when I was about two or three. I was in a stroller, at my cousin’s Irish dancing recital. After the recital, my aunts were talking down to me in the stroller, and to each other. I was experiencing extreme anxiety because I couldn’t understand what they were saying, when I felt I should have been able to communicate with them like they were communicating with each other. I was also very tired and dazed. I did not cry though… I probably looked normal on the outside.
I also remember when I was about four or five, I went to the beach with my dad and one of his friends. I somehow found my way onto the dock, planted my little rear end on a jet ski, untethered it from the dock, and started floating into the sunset. There was an old lady lounging in a donut inflatable out some way; she said something to me, but I couldn’t understand what she said, despite trying really hard. I’m assuming it was something along the lines of “Oh my god get off that jet ski you’re going to fucking DIE, kid,” but again… couldn’t understand a word of what she said, and got frustrated because she was speaking English (without an accent) and I should know how to understand adults speaking English to me.
At this point, my dad is yelling at me from across the water, and a young lifeguard drags the jet ski back. On land, my dad lectured at me very harshly as he led me back to the car. I didn’t know I had done anything wrong, and was very confused. At some point this guy starts quoting the Bible at me, and the only thing I could pick out were the words (spoken very emphatically), “Your days are numbered.”
“My days are numbered?” cue a vivid mental image of a calendar, with dates listed for every day of the week, “What does that mean?” Later on I figured out this was the Bible’s way of referencing death at God’s hand which just made me even more confused as to what I did, until at age thirteen, I figured out, “Oh a baby who can’t swim floating on a jet ski is terrifying, actually.”
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Bold of you to assume online people will EVER learn reading comprehension. In this land they piss on the poor
TRUEEEEE pleaseeeee </3 i wish we all took english class more seriously in school. there was a reason for all those exercises about discerning the overarching points of a piece of text after all
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so my stepmom found out i write fanfiction yesterday (she knew what it was! i was telling her about how many people wished me a happy birthday haha) and today she just messaged like “i had an idea, why don’t you look into courses for creative writing?”
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wrote my stupid essay and it sucks so bad, but it did remind me that i wanted to note that i told a ninth grader at church today that When I Was In College we had to take notes by hand and they wouldn't let us bring laptops into class, they made us do our in person finals on notebook paper in pen, and also yes i was an english major with a literature concentration so i was regularly taking 2-3 hour finals writing full essays with a ballpoint pen...the look on his face, i will cherish it forever. "how did you do that?!" he asked, his voice cracking. bro i don't know!! we just lived like that!! there are a lot of things that suck abt technology today but at least Kids These Days aren't wearing wrist braces to their lit classes just bc they have to take a 3 hour final for their shakespeare class and their professor is draconian about format
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was near to tears today cause im stressing over my spring semester starting, and im gonna take a math class after not being in a math class for over 4 years. and i just fear over the amount of time it will take away from working on my ongoing webcomic + other pleasantries. ahdfhdsds let’s see how this goes :,,)
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