#Embarrassing things

[siriuslygay1981]

Embarrassing things I think happened to the marauders (based off of what has happened to me) part 1 (Now dubbed embarrassing things, a mini series.)

James (Maybe Remus) drinks a milk shake but it does that thing where it sticks to the bottom in like a block. When it gets unstuck it falls on his face and covers from the top of his glasses to his chin. ( He does this in front of at least three people.)

#marauders era #marauders fandom #marauders #harry potter marauders #dead gay wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #james potter #the marauders #the marauders era #marauder era #incorrect marauders era #jamespotter #james fleamont potter #headcannons based off of my experiences #Embarrassing things #Siriuslygay1981 #so basically the milkshake is stuck at the bottom #james shakes it a bit and the whole things goes splat on his face #he suffocates a lil <3 #crying...cuz my glasses had milk all over it #AND I LOST A QUARTER OF MY MILK SHAKE #marauders headcanon #remus lupin

[formulaonedirection]

I’m just curious about how much money Lawrence invests into his kids hobbies. Like is he gonna go buy a record label now? Cause he bought a F1 team for Lance

You see I'm personally wondering if he would like to be excluded from the narrative like love + light to women but I feel like if he was bankrolling this it would be a more serious endeavour. Like it's SO badly produced AND badly written??? Her voice is not the issue like there's so many pop girls with just passing voices but huge BANGER-RANGERS so if Lawrence can create an F1 team for Lance, he could've put a phone call in to like. Joel Little. So at the quality it is I simply do not think he's involved!

#any she's just simply too unserious and I don't feel even 0.1% bad making fun of her because rich people should be made fun of when they do #embarrassing things #like girl hmu if you want some good pop girlie music there's SO MUCH out there rn #asks

[bettinalevyisdetermined]

Whats the most embarrassing thing thats ever happened to you

Like noel

Noel from Deltarune? (That's the first person I think of with that name, lol.)

Most embarrassing thing... I can think of a lot of silly little moments of embarrassment, like burping or farting in public, or forgetting the name of a family friend I've met many times, or feeling so stressed or emotional I ugly cry in front of people I'm not used to being vulnerable around... but I can't really think of the most embarrassing thing ever, something that that stands above the rest and still sticks to me to this day. :P I think because I just try to forget about them after they happen.

#Bettina ask #embarrassing things #today I accidentally scheduled 2 shorts for upload instead of the usual 1 #that's not super embarrassing #but it's kinda like “whoops how embarrasing!”

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[kermitspussy]

like where did it come from i was literally doing a silly little art and craft

#dropout tv #game changer #sam reich #erika ishii #me mid-apple butter stirring: i am inherently worthless and also remember that embarrassing thing i said in ninth grade history class yikes

[dizzybizz]

he's wasting perfectly good coffee 🙄

#miles stopppp be careful your fit is gonna be ruined man #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #my art #happy 2024 i just miswrote that as 2020 and then 2023 i .. yeah thats... the vibe isnt it.. #when gumshoe spills all of the embarrassing things edgey does... thank you.. youre a real one

[hauntedestablishments]

Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

#cant stop remembering embarrassing things i did #⛏️.txt

[dykes4jamescorden]

I wanna do something nice.. say something you appreciate about the person you reblogged this from!! even if it's smth as small as their profile photo :)

#I'll say smth nice abt myself 2. hmmm... I appreciate how I don't like strangers and cowards control my life and actions #nice things #smth positive???? for a change??? if no one rbs this I will be vaguely embarrassed but

[lilislegacy]

i think it’s a pretty common headcanon that whenever there is a spider, annabeth freaks the fuck out. which is super weird to most people, because she’s like… the bravest person ever. even if you don’t know she’s a demigod, she’s just a badass. but if there’s a spider, she’s screaming bloody murder and jumping up on tables and counters. and of course, percy always comes and kills it for her. no matter what he’s doing or where he is.

but i think what would be even weirder for people (who don’t know her extremely well) is how seriously percy takes it. i feel like girls being scared of spiders and having their male partners come kill it is such a basic ‘weak white girl’ stereotype. and it usually is funny, even to the one who’s scared. so when annabeth does this and starts screaming for percy, people would start laughing. naturally, right? haha it’s so funny that annabeth chase is so scared of bugs. and after percy runs in and takes care of it, they would expect him to be laughing too and poke fun at her.

except it’s the exact opposite. there’s nothing funny about his expression. his jaw is hard-set and his sea green eyes are full of nothing but concern. he does a thorough examination of the surrounding area, makes absolutely sure there aren’t others and gets rid of any webs, and then goes straight to her. and his first question, every single time, is “you okay?” nothing but concern and support. and if the legendary fearless annabeth chase needs her boyfriend/husband to carry her across the room, because she doesn’t want to step on the rug now, you know dam well he’s gonna carry her across the room without a second thought. and you’d better not laugh at her, or else percy’s gonna give you the most scolding glare you’ve ever received, and it’s gonna make your arm/neck hairs stick straight up and your blood turn to ice.

and it would take people off guard every single time. because he’s not laughing at her. he takes her fear completely seriously. and it’s because he knows about her past. he’s seen her face her worst horrors. he knows what happened with arachne.

he knows exactly why she’s so scared of spiders, and to him, there’s nothing funny about it.

#he will never make her feel weak or embarrassed for being scared #because he’s scared of things too #they support each other #always #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo headcanon #heroes of olympus #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians

[chankitten]

sorry for not replying, i am unbearably nervous at all times

#and embarrassed every time i speak or even type a thing #good job #personal

[stuckinapril]

#me opening my notes app this morning bc i had written down things i wanna review today before my study session #and instead opening a whole fucking exercise about my ex from last year 💀 #it’s literally a whole novel i’m so embarrassed #i

[rosarrie]

just realised i never posted the original sketch of this guy

#myart #my art #characters #original character #idk how freaking original this thing is its a spikey thing with ears.... #but hes very fun to draw #I GET EMBARRASSED AT HOW MUCH I LIKE DRAWING CUTE THINGS #IT MAKES ME FEEL.... childish.. #but... #i love it...

[spicyraeman]

Pics in Astarion's Blackmail Folder | 01/??

#bg3 #lae'zel #shadowheart #shadowzel #bg3 band au #dunno how astarion fits in the band #but I know for certain he has pics of every embarrassing thing the group has ever done #and if either of them saw this pic they'd kill him #my art

[aeide-thea]

on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as 'masturbatory' because even though it's an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it's impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

#it's such an ugly word but like. self-pleasure is good‚ actually #it's good to know yourself and what you like and lovingly treat yourself to it! #like similarly 'meretricious' is extremely tempting if you ignore the underlying metaphor #but. hard to. #language #and quite frankly i think people who whip out 'masturbatory' in this sneering sort of way #are leveraging‚ if we're honest with ourselves‚ a particular framing of it as a gross thing that boys do #because like. when have you ever heard a *woman's* self-indulgent art described as masturbatory #like don't get me wrong we absolutely still dismiss it! but we dismiss it in other ways #that are usually about how embarrassing her *yearning* is #and so even our sneering is reinforcing an idea that men Act whereas women Feel #anyway this was prompted by some things but i shoved it in the queue so now i forget what lol #so here you are getting some contextless thoughts on the use of 'masturbatory' as sneering dismissive assessment! #just what you were hoping for i'm sure :)

[writeouswriter]

My followers: And is this “writing” you’ve been “working on” in the room with us right now?

#writing #writeblr #writer things #writing humour #textpost #writing humor #relatable #funny #I genuinely am writing for the first time in a long while #but it’s uh it’s for an angst fanfic for a fandom one wouldn’t expect fic for necessarily #and I’m embarrassed but I’m not because it’s good but you’re never seeing it it’s between me and my ao3 when I finally do finish it #it’s at 6000 words but fr that’s the most I’ve written on a single thing in a long time and it’s still going! #last time I wrote/finished anything in forever was also for this fandom back in November <3 nature is healing #it’s slow going but I’m hoping to finish it before June 😭

[ssalballoon]

sorry

#i'm going to fail my molecular bio exams for this #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #astarion #astarion ancunin #my art #bloodweave #bg3 fanart #oh damnit i promise that's gale's suit pocket that's opened bcs of the creasing. not his #one of the most embarrassing things i've drawn but drawing comics gives me such a sense of satisfaction