looks like some good quality copper ore on the Market board on Siren
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I want to Goncharov Ea-nāṣir
I'm serious.
I was first thinking, "Ea-nāṣir needs to be a movie", but I know hollywood would make it some ridiculous high-stakes bullshit action movie with over the top horse chases and CGI corroded copper coming out of Ea-nāṣir's pockets or some shit. And that scene would actually be really good, but only if it was done by tumblr users. Like, you KNOW hollywood would be like, no... our sources say this actually happened and throw some hanz zimmer music on top of it or something. No, it has to be tumblrinas.
I say again:
This needs to be composed and directed by tumblr users.
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Searching Ao3 as you do, trying to find fics of Ea-Nasir / Ea-nāṣir idk being sold to Gilgamesh and / or Enkidu (or Nanni! I'm not picky)
But maybe I am just bad at searching Ao3 but I can't find any.
Do I steel myself and search FF dot Net? Wattpad?
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Just imagine...
"Ea-nāṣir, The Musical"
...and its first act finale big musical number: "Coppertunity Knocks."
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Would you rather
Have you and your name forgotten, never known to any, lost to history and time, have no legacy
OR
Be remembered for thousands of years, by millions of people, but the only thing future generations will know about you is that you sold shitty copper
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I have an idea for a fic, or a screenplay whichever I don't care, I don't want to write it but I thought I would throw it out into the void and if someone wants it and it hasn't been already done, go for it, no credit needed.
Nanni spends various lifetimes, incarnations, trying to track down Ea-nāṣir, the situation escalating until finally it goes so far you think Nanni is going to kill Ea-nāṣir in the end only for the whole thing to boil down to "Where's my money, bitch?"
Alternatively, enemies to lovers, thousands of years burn. Take your pick.
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"No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here...nothing valued is here…
Except the Ea-nāṣir's complaint tablet from circa 1750 BC. The cult of radioactive cats didn't want you to know about it, but it's still here. Obviously.
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Pour yourself an Ea-nāṣir
One part Lemon Juice
One part Beer
serve in a copper mug.
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Tumblr badges are a cute and easy way to support the site! And moreover...
We have the option of embodying the sheer gusto of an ancient Babylonian copper merchant
I am very happy with my purchase.
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Why is tumblr trying to sell me low quality copper?
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behold my low quality Ea-nāṣir meme
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I bought a shitty copper badge to keep this hellsite going lmfao
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Ea-nāṣir strikes again!
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