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Ah yes, the transmasculine urge to bleed once a month
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I *am* afraid of xylophones. It's the music you hear when skeletons are dancing.
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, "Coming to Homerica"
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I hope everyone enjoys their final candle lighting!
🕎🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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build more ramps
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Me, a legal technician:
You know, if Matthew Patel REALLY wanted Scott to know he was gonna fight him, he should have printed that shit out in a letter and had the bailiffs serve it to him. I'm just sayin'.
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“Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp. It once changed the course of a young man’s life. A young man, who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough.”
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Mira Hecht, One Blue Sentence, 2012, Oil on canvas
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Colourful Portal, 2017 (buy)
by dannyivan.com
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Was talking with @nighttime-bees today and our conversation inspired a joke...
Subway: OK, so our new sandwich is gonna be called the "Supremo."
Captain Crandall, Rope Girl, Skate Lad: Wait, hold our beer....
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Austin Powers walked so Ken could run.
Austin Power: Mojo
Powerpuff Girls: Mojo Jojo
Barbie movie (2023): Mojo Dojo Casa House
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OK y'all, let's have a battle of the names.
so it's Rodney Copperbottom (robots) vs Ambrosius Goldenloin (Nimona). let's goooooooo!
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Ok, I know it may be lame, but I cried multiple times during my binge of Netflix's "Glamorous". My heart is so full knowing that queer youth have something like this to watch. So much beautiful representation of queer people and even their allies. My ass even was shedding tears when the offical campaign is revealed.
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"No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here...nothing valued is here…
Except the Ea-nāṣir's complaint tablet from circa 1750 BC. The cult of radioactive cats didn't want you to know about it, but it's still here. Obviously.
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Good for you, Jazz. We stan a queen 👑
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