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#EVERYONE DIES EXCEPT AUDREY THE AU
songwings · 3 months
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au where audrey ended the world and got stuck in a new world where there's nobody else around but now the ghosts of kiwi and miriam haunt her
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cloysterbell · 9 months
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I want to write a Haven fic. I've got the FEEL to write a Haven fic. I have no ideas. I'm in hell
Free prompt ideas:
Duke finds himself short staffed at the Gull. Audrey offers to help, Duke tentatively accepts until he learns that she's shit at both bartending and serving. Nathan knows better than to offer, Duke knows better than to accept
One of the trio had a rough day at work. The other two take it upon themselves to pamper person A, cooking their favorite dinner and drawing them a bath with a bath bomb and candles or whatever
Snowed in fic. Because they're in Maine. Maybe they even go sledding or have a snowball fight
Can any of them surf? Again, Maine, ocean, maybe they have a beach day and for once, nothing actually goes wrong
Duke needs to recipe test something for the Gull. Nathan and Audrey offer to help (in whatever form that looks like)
A deeper exploration of 3x07/3x08 in which Duke and Audrey kiss and Nathan actually for real dies. Like, what are the consequences of that
A Trouble makes duplicates of everyone. Audrey has experience dealing with this because of Mara but what do Duke and Nathan do in this scenario
Audrey struggles to come to terms with what she is. Is she actually human? Is she really a person? What does it mean to be this new Audrey Parker
Body swap the squeakquel
Movie night on the Rouge. Bonus points if they can't agree on what to watch
Daemon!AU. A Trouble grants everyone except Audrey an animal representation of their soul
...........fursona!AU where a Trouble turns everyone but Audrey into animals
AU where they didn't kill off most of the women so Audrey gets to have a girls night with Jess and Charlotte and Julia and Evi and Claire and Jennifer and
Nathan and Duke go to therapy this time
What happened to Nathan in between 3x13 and 4x01
Fringe!AU where special agents Audrey Parker and Olivia Dunham have to work together to investigate the soft spots between two universes that their awful old men characters opened
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Another Percy Weasley Defense Post Because You Can Never Have Enough!! (+ some Perciver)
I hate how people say Percy abandoned his family for the Ministry of Magic.
BECAUSE HE FUCKING DID NOT!!
he left because of the toxic environment he was in.
he left because of the constant bullying from his siblings (except Charlie + Bill)
he left because he thought no one cared for him
he left because of the buildup of everything his family had done to him
I also hate how Percy was always portrayed as a snobbish prat who was pompous and only cared for his grades.
BECAUSE HE FUCKING WAS NOT!!
he was a protective older brother
- when ginny was petrified
- with all the shit Ron did
- when Fred died (he wouldn't leave his body)
HE WAS SOOO FUCKING PROETCTIVE!!
he was never snobbish and built up a wall to surround himself and his insecurities as he thought that was weak (considering ministry workers and such)
furthermore, I just wanted to let u know another fact
Percy felt that his family hated him/never wanted him because of constant teasing/pranks/insults/and badmouths. When the Weasleys "adopted" Harry, Harry was more of a Weasley then he ever was.
now tell me, wouldn't this make u feel fucking horrible?!
cuz it would to me
Also, I absolutely fucking hate how he was considered the "worst" weasley.
he was not the worst weasley.....want me to tell u who was
FRED (even though you're not supposed to speak ill of the dead) AND GEORGE WEASLEY
they always humiliated and picked on Percy
- with Pranks (that were usually obnoxious)
- with insults
- with what they called "harmful" teasing
And they just were bullies (and I hate bullies)
not saying that they're bad characters, I'm just saying that those pranks were usually immature and hurtful
The last thing I wanted to add was how he was the only one who had to apologize.
I was absolutely infuriated at this fact
like, how?!
Percy left due to no support/acknowledgement from his family.
like how would u feel if your parents said that the only reason they hired u was to spy on them.
u would feel devastated and angry, because u thought you've been working so hard and u deserved this job/promotion.
and then your parents just yelled at u, and your siblings took your parents side
I'm just saying there's two sides of a coin, and not one sides always right!
(I lied that, that was the last thing) Also, it's not even that big of a stretch that he believed the Ministry!!
why would he believe a 15/16 year old who constantly got his brother hurt and/or in trouble (protective alert)
and a crackpot old headmaster who couldn't prevent teenagers from getting hurt
the Ministry was a place that helped everyone, and Percy thought that it would help all this Voldemort nonsense.
sooo it wasn't that big of a stretch that he thought the Ministry was right over a 15/16 yr old and an old and kinda crazy headmaster?
also, this kinda had nothing to do with defending Percy but isn't Perciver a fucking awesome ship?!
two nerds (one in school/studies and one in sports) which equal ambition in their category (Oliver = sports; Percy = studies)
IDC what y'all think but Perciver is a perfect ship, so don't ship Percy with anyone else (I'm looking at u Audrey and Penelope)
ooh and since I have more time/space here are some Perciver fics on a03:
little messed up but i'm not anymore - happynotdignified - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own] (finished)
How to Seduce Your Healer by Oliver Wood - AnotherAuthor, vics_fics - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own] (finished)
Yes, I'm a Professional - AnotherAuthor, vics_fics - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own] (part 2 of the fic above) (finished)
Of Cute Suits and Awkward Bakery Workers - Chapter 1 - Mariella_Malfoy - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own] (unfinished but is still steadily updating) (it's also a Muggle AU)
The Grandfather Clock - floweringjudas (manipulate) - Harry Potter - J.K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own] (finished) (has some background Jeddy)
we'll win together, you and i - sadie18 (orphan_account) - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own] (I lied about it all being Perciver) (this one is Percivercus) (which is Marcus/Percy/Oliver and it's fucking awesome) (finished)
It’s a Deal - Chapter 1 - CheezLord12 - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own] (finished) (portrays Marcus in a bad light so yeah)
Percy and the Weasleys and Oliver Wood - Chapter 1 - EvanescentLife - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own] (finished)
Still Standing - eleventy7 - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own] (finished)
A New Life - AnotherAuthor, vics_fics - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own] (finished) (THIS IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE PERCIVER FIC ON a03)
and yeah there you go
and yeah, you're welcome
now say hail percyweasleyspuff
I'm joking (or am I?)
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honeysorwell · 3 years
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(a very unprofessional) game changer
Pairing: Audrey Tidall x fem!Reader x Diane Sherman
Summary: Audrey Tidall ends up conquering the role of the protagonist in the expected film that marks the great director and screenwriter Diane Sherman return to the film market, Run, that the blonde one desired really much. The filmmaker has only managed to return now since she left her job almost twenty years ago to take care of her daughter. She has no real plans other than finishing the film that will mark her return, but her nonpeaceful coexistence with Audrey during the filming, along with the loneliness that consumes her personal life ends up instigating an unexpected affection - and that grows every day - for Y/N, the costume designer for Run.
What Diane did not expect, when giving Y/N anonymously flowers during the recording months, is that the costume designer has been in a secret relationship for more than months with Audrey. However, the feeling of indifference and disdain that the director feels for the actress gradually dies after a heated argument between the two, leaving an unnamed tension in the air, while Y/N searches for her secret admirer with her girlfriend.
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A/N: I was extremely surprised when I posted You rush into my life, stay a little while (I know that we can have it all), and in less than a month I got +50likes (after all I barely know how to use tumblr and I discovered these days how and where to look at the followers that I have lol). And thanks to that, I will use (a very unprofessional) game changer as a social experiment, to see if you guys really like what I write, and if the answer is also positive, I will open requests to write things in my free time. And yes, my first language is not English so maybe something might sound strange.
I had this idea as soon as Run was released, thanks to Diane's passion for films... And since Audrey is an actress, I thought it would be good to combine these two...
I can say that this is a big AU because Diane is a lovely mother, and no one from Roanoke dies (because I don't have time to develop any of this shit).
Hope you all like it!
Synopsis of the story + Chapter 1 ,  Chapter 2 , Chapter 3 , Chapter 4 , Chapter 5 , Chapter 6 , Chapter 7 , Chapter 8 , Chapter 9 , Chapter 10 (final one)
Chapter 1
Chapter’s summary: Audrey and Y/N get to know each other thanks to Diane, and even though they are about to start recording Run, they decide that it is worthwhile to continue with their relationship. Even if secretly.
Warnings: In this chapter at least, none. Just implicit mentions of smut, it's not really something!  
Word Count: 1,2k
In theory, when someone wins an award as important as The Saturn, their career between movies becomes more likely to invitations to productions. Films, miniseries, or even theatrical productions. But that didn't happen with Audrey.
There was a voice in her head that said it was thanks to her age. But since none of the actors in Roanoke's cast, especially women, were so different in this aspect, Audrey continued to ignore that voice.
Everything was relatively ready for the British woman to participate in Return to Roanoke: Three Days in Hell, however after her breakup with Rory, the blonde one preferred to focus on something new. She quickly fell in love with him, but when the red-haired man asked about marriage, everything was clear to Audrey. Their paths and thoughts were so different, even with the significant feeling between them, that it was better to break their love relationship before their friendship was affected. And this was what she did.
It was audacious. Refuse a proposal for the same program that gave her fame and awards, to audition for a new film that she barely knew would happen. Some people would call her crazy, but the email she received from her agent was enough to give her courage.
Or rather, four words from that email. Directed by Diane Sherman was what caught her attention and prompted her to try to venture out to take the test.
She can still remember. Years ago, while she was still fighting for a minor role in any theatrical production in England, Diane Sherman was already acclaimed worldwide for the grandiose films with unexpected endings that she produced, even at a young age.
All the films of the woman with a reddish tone between her brunette hair strands became hits. But in the midst of it all, Diane decided to take a break from her career, and less than five months later, a pregnancy was announced.
After that, twenty years passed and no film was released, no interview, no magazine cover. Such a gloriously famous woman disappeared from everyone's view with her baby. But only up to now.
That test was probably the one that tired Audrey the most in her entire career. To portray in a few minutes the pain of the life of a woman who is obsessed with her daughter to the point of making her sick was difficult. But she did, and so, while her former co-stars were locking themselves up in a seemingly haunted mansion, she was getting a call from her agent saying that she got the lead role.
Everything worked well when the blonde received her script and started working with Diane on how they would like this character to be seen by the audience, but as the conversations flowed, Audrey understood why all of the woman's films were such a success. She was a perfectionist and her authority was clear.
Everything needed to be perfect. Including the costume.
And so Audrey met Y/N. A beautiful costume designer with so much talent to spare to the world.
The first time they saw each other, Diane was not present, after all, it was just a date to take Audrey's body measurements. As the story was about a housewife, movable and comfortable clothes had to be designed, which did not force Audrey to strip naked to have her measurements known by Y/N, even if an unprofessional part of her wanted to.
Quick encounters followed, some with Diane briefly present, just to define new color palettes or to approve and disapprove something. The director never stayed more than twenty minutes with the two women, but thanks to Y/N's perseverance, in producing everything exactly as Diane wished, and Audrey's free time, due to her mind being ease in memorizing lines and just a few friendships outside England, the two woman became relatively close.
When the costumes were all designed and in the final process of being made, Diane decided that she would like Audrey's hair to be longer. Some wig tests took place, but a joint decision was made.
The film would be postponed in five months from there, so that the blonde's hair would grow.
It was frustrating, to say the least, and maybe that was the trigger for Audrey's disapproval with Diane, but one thing was good. The time now acquired has started to be spent on Y/N.
Always at discreet lunches or afternoon teas in their homes...
Y/N thinks it might be extremely inappropriate and absolutely unprofessional to get personally involved with a co-worker, even outside the set, and even though their work on Diane's film was relatively distant. But, after many glasses of wine and random conversations, nothing made more sense to Y/N than Audrey's lips against hers.
A one-night stand. That was what they thought they were born to be. But the skin on Audrey's stomach was so smooth that Y/N didn't know if she wanted to kiss her until she moaned or laughed, confused as she tried to understand which one of the sounds was the actual responsible for her heart beating faster.
A one-night stand. Because Audrey didn't feel ready to start a relationship after such a recent breakup. But there was nothing more beautiful than Y/N's face full of pleasure while she was being touched, or her face concentrated on redoing a crooked seam, even if she was the only one that noticed the defect in the piece.
A one-night stand. That turned into two, three, ten, thirty... and when they noticed, Audrey's hair was long enough for the film to start recording and their mind was unconsciously bought each other's favorite foods at the supermarket.
And on one of those nights, when they were both lying on Y/N's bed and Audrey was drawing imaginary flowers on the bare skin of her right hip, a whisper escaped the actresses lips:
"I don't want this to end because we are going to work together... Does that make me unprofessional?", The moment the question escapes her lips, she raises her face towards Y/N and looks deeply into her eyes.
"Well ...", the costume designer starts and stops, distracted by the beauty of Audrey's brown eyes and a lock of her hair - now longer - that is hindering the Y/N view of the blonde's cheeks, but that soon puts the hair strands behind her ear and continues - "Count me in because I don't want this to end either..."
It is a smile so beautiful that it takes hold of Audrey's lips, that the courage to take possession of Y / N's body and one more phrase escapes her lips.
"I think I'm in love with you."
The word think sounds so low, it's like it's not even there. Because Y/N's mind knows that she is sure, even scared and that is why Y/N's eyes focus on the whole room, except the face in front of her. Until delicate fingers touch her chin and direct her to see brown eyes bathed in tears, amid the same glorious smile of seconds ago.
"And I don't know how you didn't notice that I fell in love with you too."
And so they come to an agreement. Nothing will be explicit while they are on set. At work, they will be just friends, close friends if the distance wraps their stomachs, but still, just friends.
For the sake of their reputations, their jobs, and the Diane Sherman film they will be just friends.
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youngbeanpole · 3 years
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A message from BP’s mail-lady
hoo boy here we go. this is gonna be a long post.
hi! im lemon, and i started this blog on april 2nd 2012. and today, april 22nd 2021, im posting beanpole’s last message here. its been one hell of a ride.
how it all started i was 15, spending time on tumblr, when i suddenly started seeing people posting about this movie that was about to be released soon, called the lorax. now, im not american, so i had never really heard of dr seuss, but people were so enthusiastic! so i watched a shitty cam-rip of the movie and joined the fandom. 
and then the askblogs started, the first one i came across being swag, of course. i had run askblogs for other fandoms before, so i wanted to join in on the fun. but regular once-ler was already taken... and green suit once-lers, and audrey and ted too... so i had to come up with something original. 
the movie started with the once-ler leaving home and his family showing just how awful they were, and i started thinking, ‘man, his childhood mustve sucked..’ ‘haha what if i made a blog about once-ler when he was my age?’ 
an impulse decision that somehow gained me 100 followers in a week. somehow relatable tumblr teen once-ler was relatable to 2012 tumblr. who couldve known? 
i get kinda emotional looking back at it, honestly. people were so fun and creative. id stay up late to keep talking to people (bc timezones are hell). and i had a lot of fun just pretending to be a flawed boy, one who seemed nice but could be rather snarky, who would lie and break promises at the drop of a hat, but only because he didnt know any better, not out of malice. and i couldnt have done it without you all. i never wouldve known that he hates tomatoes, or likes celine dion, or wears the same thneed every dang day just because that happened to be his icon. 
was it silly to get obsessed with a childrens movie? maybe. but i had a great time.  (im also happy to see there are still people in the fandom that are carrying on the legacy... you guys rock)
truffula flu i think most people that remember bp remember him from truffula flu’s camp entre, over at youngbeansprout... a blog ive sadly lost the password to. im a big baby so i never thought id enjoy writing about something as scary as zombies, but i saw my friends doing it so i went in blind, without any idea on a backstory for the au or whatever.  ....which is probably why he wasnt always all that prominent in the story, haha. well, that, and timezones. 
it was probably an even wilder time than running this blog was, because there was actual plot. and people would liveblog it. and make fanart. and cosplay??? someone out there? cosplayed my oc to a convention? its one of those things that make you go. huh. i made something cool. probably never gonna reach that high ever again, but it sure is a fond memory. i still have a folder on my computer with all the fanart and it still brings a smile to my face.
also... i never did get to finish zombie au’s story, but i did plan how it would end. so if youve managed to read this far, congratulations! youve hit the hidden deep lore.
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so the thing with truffula flu was that entre made the trees fucked up, right? and those spores would turn ppl into zombies. and of course you could become a zombie from being bitten, but it also traveled through the air...
everyone in camp entre (who wasnt immune or already infected) wore a gasmask, a bandana, something to cover their mouth. bp, who wandered into the apocalypse by accident, did not. he didnt even know. 
so little by little, the spores gathered in his lungs, until he realized. oh no. im getting sick. oh no. oh no oh no oh no. he messed around audrey’s equipment to confirm he was infected, and he got scared. he was a scared kid and he was going to die.
except. ted had handed him a cure for safe-keeping. a cure bp had sworn to protect with his life. but it could save him, right? in a moment of cowardice, he uses it on himself... only to find out there never was a cure.  (now heres the part where my memory gets fuzzy but) the ‘’’cure’’’ was given to ted, who was already slightly rotting, meant as a mercy kill. the people who gave him the cure assumed he would use it on himself.
except ted was a good kid, who wanted to use the cure to help others. and beanpole? his lies and broken promises came back to bite him in the ass, and he died sudden and alone. the end. :)
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ANYWAY
the end of an era ive wanted to wrap this blog up for several years now but i never knew how. younger me wanted to give him a happy ending, which back then i thought was getting him a girlfriend. 
but as i got older, i realized... not everything can be fixed with a relationship. he’d have to learn to overcome his flaws by himself, learn his lesson about honesty and sincerity and the dangers of greed. and then, maybe he’ll have a happy ending.
so as he rides into the sunset on this day, imagine. maybe he’ll end up cutting down a forest and regretting it the rest of his life. maybe he’ll become a rock-star. an inventor. a teacher. a gentleman. a cannibal? okay, maybe not that one or maybe he’ll continue traveling forever, singing songs about boredom.
who knows? there’s infinite possibilites out there.
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and with that, im logging off too. if you ever need me, ill be over on twitter as his deoncelerized self, bean. 
<3
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byorder-fanfic · 4 years
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A Good Woman
Summary: The man Lizzie loves is put in the hospital by the two other men she thought she loved. So, she does what any woman in her situation would do- she points a gun to their heads.
Word count: 2327
Warnings: Hospital, descriptions of injury and pain, mentions of sex work and sexual abuse, swearing.
Author’s Note: Hi, this is a part two to A Good Man. It’s an AU in which the vendetta doesn’t happen because Lizzie Stark is a badass, and it’s inspired by that scene in S5 when she tells Aberama, Johnny and Tommy to “get out of her house”. Hope you enjoy it xx
Angel was screaming. Lizzie had never heard him in so much pain before, his anguished moans echoing in every corridor of the hospital. Or was it just her mind replaying the sounds that had greeted her as she raced through the nurses and doctors, just trying to find him. She didn't think it could be true- John was a good man, wasn't he? He wouldn't have done this to her. But the bandages wrapped around Angel's face proved otherwise. She leaned her head against the wall, trying to focus on the tapping of shoes on shiny floors, trying to think of anything but the screaming. Lizzie had seen him in pain before; she had taken a bullet from his shoulder after a nasty shoot out. Even then, he was grinning through his winces, trying to flirt with her as she poured spirits on his wound. It made her smile for a second. Then she thought of his face, now forever scarred. That was, if he survived. Lizzie felt tears sting her eyes, and for once in her life, she let herself cry. That was exactly why she isolated herself to this corridor, moving away from his room just so Audrey and Vincente wouldn't see her fall apart. They didn't need her pain. But Lizzie did. She needed to feel the tears stream down her face, needed to feel her throat get dry as she gasped for air. She needed to feel this, just to remind herself how much she loves him. Loves. Not loved. Not yet. Suddenly feeling grumpy at herself, Lizzie brought up her sleeve to wipe away the tears. She would be strong for Angel: she would hold onto his mother and pray with his father, she would give them tears when they cried and whisper hope into their ears. Hope was easy for her, she thought, with a lifetime of hopelessness.
When she came back, Audrey reached up to hold her tight. She was much smaller than Lizzie, her tears warm against her neck as pulled apart with a smile. Angel had stopped screaming.
"He will live," Audrey stated, before more tears fell down her cheek. Lizzie didn't let herself smile just yet, looking up to the white haired man for confirmation. Vincente nodded, and Lizzie grinned and beamed and smiled so much, it felt sore on her face. Thank you, God, she thought, thank you Jeremiah, too. She knew the preacher would've prayed for him, just as he knew she couldn't as long as he screamed like that.
"Have you seen him?" Lizzie's eyes darted to the hospital door, now shut. "Is he awake?"
"Yes, we've spoken," Vincente spoke for his wife, bringing her into his arms as she kept on crying with joy. "He said he'd like to speak to you, too."
"If that's alright," She hesitated, thinking of what he would say. What she could say.
"Of course it is, Lizzie," Vincente smiled kindly. 
When Lizzie walked in, she knew exactly what to expect. White walls, white sheets, white bandages on his face. Yet she still couldn't stop the sudden thrill of happiness that warmed up inside her when she saw him. Angel was smiling, despite the morphine drip connected to his arm (or maybe that was the reason why), eyes lighting up as he saw the tall silhouette he knew all too well enter the room.
"You're here," he grunted out, trying to shift himself to sit up.
Seeing his struggle, Lizzie strode in, resting a hand on his chest as she gently put him down, as she perched on the edge of his bed, careful to check for any wires she might be constricting. Her hand immediately found his, still the same unscarred hand she would hold onto under the table at his restaurant. It was weird at first, since he wasn't wearing the rings she'd grown accustomed to digging into her bony fingers. But it was still him. She reached her other hand up, running her fingers through his matted hair. It was wild and dark with sweat instead of gel keeping it tidy. She tried not to brush against the bandages- a difficult task. They covered most areas of his face like an incomplete patchwork of his likeness, some flecks of blood staining the gauze.
"I'm sorry." The guilt she'd been hoarding since his restaurant burnt down all came pouring out, her voice tearing as she carried on. "If you'd never met me, if I never worked for those Shelby fuckers, then you wouldn't have gotten hurt. It's all...it's all my fault, Angel, I'm so sorry."
"Lizzie, love," Angel smiled as if it amused him, squeezing her pale hand tighter. "This isn't your fault. You're allowed to be with whoever you so choose." A shuffling behind his bandages told her he was giving her that cocky eyebrow lift that drove her insane. "And you choose me. Those Shelby fuckers can deal with that."
"They will," she practically growled it out. "I will make sure they pay for this."
"I know," he nodded gently. "You're a remarkable woman, Lizzie Stark, and you make sure to give them Hell for me, okay?"
"Okay." 
Angel pulled her down to his bed so she was lying next to him, her head resting on the shoulder of his hospital gown and her legs falling off of the bed.
"You look worn out, love," he whispered.
"Aw thanks," she joked.
"Sorry, you look beautiful as always," he corrected himself with a little kiss to the top of her head. "Have you been eating and sleeping alright?"
She thought back to all the days and nights Angel had been in the hospital, all the days and nights she had stayed here too. The hospital staff had tried to kick her out since it's "family only", but Audrey Changretta had insisted Lizzie was family, and, well, no one argues with her. 
"I've been staying in hospital with your parents," she told him. "So, not really. We've all just been worried."
"Well, as soon as I get out of here, I'll make us a big meal," he promised, hand tight around her waist.
"You still want me?" She said it quietly, not quite believing it.
"I'm the one whose hideously scarred, Liz." Even though she couldn't see, she knew he was grinning. "Shouldn't I be asking you that?"
"You're not hideous," she lifted herself up, staring into his eyes, twinkling under the bandages. "You could never be hideous."
They fell back into comfortable silence as Lizzie laid uncomfortably in the bed, but she didn't care. At least he was here, his chest expanding with each breath that Lizzie anxiously listened to, heart still beating.
"Y'know," she gave a sly smile. "When you get back, I could cook dinner for you."
And Angel laughed, a loud guffaw that made him grunt a little in pain, as he brought Lizzie closer to his chest.
"Mi amore, I will do anything for you," he declared. "Except for eating your burnt toast."
Lizzie didn't stay at the hospital the next day. With a clap on the back from Vincente, another tight hug from Audrey, and a kiss good luck from Angel, she was marching down Small Heath, a blaze in her eyes that forced everyone to step out of her way. A woman on a mission, with only one target in mind. The betting shop was surrounded by smoking Blinders, each of them giving a blank stare as they watched her storm into Number 6, Watery Lane. She could feel everyone's eyes on her as she charged on through, walking past the Shelby family at the table before reaching her desk. She didn't answer their questions, posed loud and rudely, as she opened up her bottom drawer. She didn't respond when she brought out her revolver. She didn't feel sorry when they screamed at her as she cocked it with a click. She just rose up, graceful as a dancer, and marched back to them, gun pointed at John's head.
"Now, then, Liz," Tommy held hid hands up, trying to get her to surrender. Everyone was on their guard, tense and wide-eyed as they watched her hold the gun, unshaking and unrelenting. She wouldn't let him take the gun from her again. "I know you're upse-"
"Shut up, Tom," she growled, pointing the gun back to him. "For once in your fuckin' life, will you just shut up and sit down?"
"Okay," John spoke, calmly, as he nodded for everyone to sit back down. She tried not to look at the betrayal in his eyes, knowing he didn't like the familiar look in hers.
"What d'ya have to say, Lizzie?" Arthur asked, gruffly.
"You fuckers are lucky," she began. "If Angel died, it wouldn't be me showing up here to point a gun at you. Killing a Changretta would start a vendetta, and you would just keep on killing each other till there was no one left." She looked down a moment. "Cept me, of course. Need someone to put a flower on your grave, right?"
"We weren't trying to hurt you," Tommy said it coldly.
"No, course you weren't," she laughed at the thought. "Cause you never think of me, none of you do. You didn't want me, Tom, and neither did you, John." She glared at them both. "So why the fuck are you getting territorial now? Why do you have to hurt the one good man who loves me?"
"Loves you, huh?" Arthur scoffed a little. 
"Yeah, he does, and I love him," she said it just as coldly as Tommy would've, making sure they could all see her teeth as she snarled at them.
"You've said that before," John said, cruelly.
"I think I did love you, John," she looked at him. "And I didn't see anyone the first week after you proposed." Esme was watching on awkwardly. "But then the money I saved up ran out, and it was either keep my promise to you and starve or lose some dignity and keep a roof over my head."
"We've all been through hard times, Lizzie." Polly looked just like Tommy as she said that, eyes blazing.
"Well I never had a family like you to take care of me," she said, shrugging slightly. The gun was getting heavy in her hands. "All I had was a dad who abandoned me and a mum that drunk herself into an early grave." Everyone flinched- she'd never told anyone but Angel and Jeremiah about her past. "And I was chucked out into the streets with only the clothes on my back. No one would hire me cause I always had mud on my clothes and I bathed in the Cut." She shuddered as she remembered those times, so long ago. "So I became a whore, and I got food in my stomach and I saved up to get myself that dingy little flat, and I was miserable." She shook her head. "And I thought the only way out was with a ring on my finger, so I said yes to John. And then I said yes to Tommy, cause I will not ever go back onto the streets." She put her gun down at last, feeling it swing by her hip. "But I'm not a whore anymore. I'm happy now, with a proper job that I'm proud of and a good man at my side. You will not ruin that for me." She glowered at the three Shelby brothers. "Tommy, John, Arthur, you will go to the liquor shop round the corner and buy a bottle of wine, red, and go to the hospital, and apologise to Angel."
They all started to protest but Lizzie raised the gun again.
"I said shut it," she said firmly. "You will swallow that fuckin' pride of yours and apologise to him, and you will finish this stupid war."
"Or else?" Tommy didn't take her seriously, looking more amused than concerned.
"Or else I'll do what I should've done at the Darby," she pointed her gun to him again, seeing the flicker of recognition in his eyes at the sight.
"What happened at the Darby?" John also remembered seeing her, battered in her pretty dress. Lizzie rolled her eyes.
"You really think I'd've whored myself out if I didn't have to?" She spat out the words, and Tommy had the decency to look ashamed as Arthur and John turned to him with confused looks.
"Tom, you didn't get Liz hurt, didya?" Arthur asked, not believing the word of a whore over his brother. Even though she's not a whore now.
"She wasn't supposed to-"
"Tommy here was too busy chatting up the Irish spy and Lady Carleton to save me in time," Lizzie said. "Because you boys can fuck who you like without us women getting possessive."
She didn't need the comparison to the bandages on Angel's face to the ring on Grace's finger, to the wedding that got his restaurant burnt to a char.
"The Changretta war is over," Polly said sternly, looking over to her nephews. "They will apologise and Lizzie can be free to fuck who she likes."
They all gritted their teeth, but they knew better to fight their aunt and a woman with a gun to their heads.
"Good, and I quit," she said, putting the gun to her side. "I expect a really good letter of recommendation, by the way."
"It'll be done," Polly said. Things were much better when Polly was in charge, like in the war.
"What'll you do?" Despite their complicated relationship, Lizzie was still friends with Esme. She grinned at her friend for a second.
"I'm gonna work as Chief Secretary for a foundation for Women and Girls in need," she said proudly, thinking of how she could help women like her, recover like her. "Oh, and I'm getting married."
They hadn't seen the shining diamond on Lizzie's trigger finger.
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“Requiem’s garden of happiness”
I love the Lotus Eater Machine trope (the whole getting trapped in some dream thing), so hearing you were open for suggestions I started writing- sorry if this gets long, I got excited and I really like your au
Okie dokie let’s start (this isn’t in order of waking) -
Kim: The thing is, he’s already pretty much vibing in general in the story, the most angst he feels is Bastet but even then, that’s not for a while. So either, it’s the perfect day, maybe his birthday- where everyone’s around to love and appreciate him, the class goes to a theme park, his sisters are all doting on him, he goes on patrol with all of his hero buddies- and he goes to sleep, forgetting it all, to repeat for (Requiem hopes-) forever— OR- it’s Bastet again. His worst fears. A constant battle against her, and the loop restarts every time her dies. However I dont think Requiem would want to put her friends through more pain, so I think she traps them all with happiness. 
The tell, or glitch in the matrix, here- is specifically the dream’s characterization or lack of characterization in his surroundings. The dream’s plot is all about Kim, so the way he realizes it’s fake is that everything outside of him and the people interacting with him is empty. He has to look beyond himself to see the fakeness in the world. The way he gets out is I think breaking one of the presents his friends give him.
Alix: It’s a normal day, except big differences of course. Aliah is still alive, Chloe isn’t afraid to be happy and herself around everyone due to expectations of her mom so she’s friends with the class, Emilie is still alive as well. The day has a very minor akuma attack but her and Crimson are, as always, victorious. Afterwards, Alix confesses to Chloe and they go on a date, to which Alix takes Chloe home to tell Aliah, Jalil, and Alim, Who accept them both lovingly. She goes to bed, and the day repeats.
I think the bit that tells her it’s all fake is Aliah herself, along with her mom being the piece she has to break to escape. I think even after she realizes it’s a loop, she stays there for what feels like months because she can’t handle killing her mom. Surprisingly though, what convinces her to leave is Dream Chloe, who looks at Alix and tells her she looks tired, and gives the advice that whatever Alix needs to do, she’ll love her. So bitterly, Alix uses cataclysm and kills dream Aliah and wakes up.
Kagami: Okay so simple enough? Her dad’s around, her mom is both kinder and no longer blind and Bitter- she finds herself surrounded by friends and glee. Whether or not she’s in a romance in this dream, she’s happy to spend time with Marinette, Luka, and Adrien. Maybe like Kim they take her to a theme park. There’s at least some moment in the day where she’s spending time with someone. The morning is with her parents, school is with the entire class, after is with the jocks, she goes shopping with Chloe, the amusement park, the heroes, the evening with the dupains and her parents again, before going to sleep and repeating.
Maybe a concept for a way she escapes is turning and pushing everyone away? It’s painful, and she hates it, but she has to. And so she does. Maybe Requiem pulls her back every time to every interaction she had, only For her to turn away each time, before going through the final door of the dupain Chung bakery without any... any.. No. she hesitates. Kagami hesitates when leaving. There’s a split second before she leaves, where she wonders “would it be okay if I stayed in this paradise.” She doesn’t continue with that thought and awakes, but those few seconds where she truly wanted to stay even though She knew she had a duty, stick with her as cowardly.
Max: His mom’s an astronaut, and while he’s still a kid, the world knows him proudly as the kid who made the first multi functional truly alive AI. He’s dating Kim, everyone is safe, and all is fine. Idk why he’d wake up, but maybe some of the things that happen are just impossible and the probability is incorrect, which basically results in Max literally mathing his way out if the dream, which I find funny. But I’m not sure. Rip. Sorry Max. I don’t know how to write you well.
Chloe: Depending if this is before or after she learns everyone’s identities, she’s dating just Alix or both Alix and Chartreux in a relationship where they both know eachother’s identities. Even though Chloe knows Audrey doesn’t love her, in this dream she does. She’s a caring and present mother in her life. She has a breakfast with her parents, she gets a drive to school with Sabrina who looks much happier and healthier, and much more like her mustang/true self, and she freely expresses her love with Alix. She and Alix go on a date, before transforming and hanging out with the hero’s, who all know eachother now. Gabriel and Emilie are also present and Adrien is happier.
I think the way she’d realize It’s all fake was due to the changed backstory due to Audrey loving her in this dream. Since a lot of her childhood was being left behind by Audrey, a lot of her childhood was caused due to her reactions from those abandoned times. I think out of everyone, she might be the one who, even after knowing it’s a dream, continues to live in the time loop the longest. The thing that’s tying this dream together is Alix. So the day she finally realizes she needs to leave and can’t live in this world anymore, she spends one last date with Alix, states out right she knows this isn’t real- and when Requiem, through Dream Alix, taunts her and tells her what she could possibly do about it- Chloe shoves Alix off of the Eiffel Tower. Snapping her out of her dream.
Okay this is a lot so far so I’m gonna make a part two of this. I can also imagine Requiem, in the disguise of Juleka or any of the cast of dream characters, trying to keep her friends from waking up by masking the truth or steering them away from it. Hope these ideas help, might write more and you don’t need to use any of this, these are just some thoughts
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HOLY HELL THIS IS WICKED
My fucking heart dude,,, it's been stomped on
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I’m here to ask about your au
Talk to me I’m interested 👀
OKOKOKOKOK
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it's a Little Shop of Horrors au because it's my favorite musical so I basically took Danganronpa characters and put them in the story of lsoh because i wanted to hfhfff
It's Gontaguuji which is my comfort ship so Gonta is Seymour and Korekiyo is Audrey. I made Korekiyo's sister Orin because that's just kinda obvious if Kiyo's Audrey. Kokichi is Audrey II/the plant because. manipulation of gonta and also i thought it would be Silly. And so far Celeste is the only non-V3 character but that's gonna change when I figure out Crystal, Ronette, and Chiffon.
So the characters are still Japanese because. obviously im not gonna make them white. but LSOH presents a very American 1960s so they ARE still on Skid Row because thats kinda like A Thing yknow. Also obviously in this au its a version of the 1960s without homophobia, gender roles, racism, sexism, etc. because otherwise this wouldn't really work.,
Basically it's just the general story of lsoh so Gonta and Korekiyo work at the flower shop together and Celeste is their boss, and they get like no business but Gonta finds this weird plant and it starts bringing in business but it wont grow and then he finds out it eats blood and it starts getting bigger yknow all that stuff. and eventually it can talk.
also this didn't happen originally but in this version since I don't want Kokichi to be just a plant he's kinda like. in the plant??? like he still is the plant itself but basically like. Regular kokichi kinda just Comes Out Of The Pod during feed me and stuff. so. he still is the plant but he's also in the plant.
oh also im going off the stage ending so literally everyone dies except the plant (and the three narrator girls but they're not. like Part Of The Story). including Gonta and Korekiyo. because i like to suffer. but maybe I'll have an au of my au so it can have the movie ending where the plant dies so Gonta and Kiyo can get married and have a happy life uwu.
And going back to Miyadera, she's Basically Just Orin in this im not making many changes fhfhfh. So she's still a dentist she still rides a motorcycle yknow. and obviously she's still a sadistic abusive asshole.
uuuuujhhhhhhfhfhfg yeah. there's more but idk
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i know you've already made a few posts about the corbulo au but if you got anything else i would love to hear you yell about it :3
Ok so the Corbulo AU is all about the pining.
There are a few details I need to work out as soon as I can work up the courage to watch FUD again, but overall:
What if John missed the coin toss and never became a Spartan II? And what if, because he's a smart cookie and very athletic, he also got a grant to get into Corbulo a year early?
He immediately catches Lasky's attention because he's pretty much head and shoulders above everyone else in their class. However, Lasky isn't too fond of him at first because he's already under pressure to live up to the legacy left by Audrey and Cadmon, and because John is a prodigy both in the classroom and at physical exercises.
And he doesn't even have the good sense to be a jerk about it.
But then, as Lasky is sort of staring across the classroom at John, being all cranky because he can't find a good reason to hate the guy, Chyler asks if he's got a crush on the big, smart guy. Which of course, he does not, and he says as much and goes back to glowering at John from his desk.
Except oh...wow...he is sort of handsome.
But Tom is determined not to like John. Except that again, the guy is too damn nice. He approaches Tom on his own and says he's sorry Cadmon died. He sticks up for Lasky's tactical input during training exercises, and carries him to medical when he collapses. He even had the balls to break up the mess hall fist fight and not get in trouble alongside Lasky and Vickers. How dare.
But he grows on Tom during the few months they have (thanks in no small part to Chyler), and by the time Tom is sitting outside contemplating wether or not to just take the medical discharge, they share a kiss before the world literally goes to hell around them.
Somehow, thanks to a heavily-armored soldier who somehow seems to know what the entire FUCK is going on (It's Buck in this AU) they manage to get off Circinus alongside Sullivan and Orenski, and during the immediate aftermath they both lean on each other for support after losing their mutual friend, Chyler.
John and Tom are the only two survivors who keep in touch over the years. Tom is still an Aviator and later a shipboard officer, and John becomes an ODST. They meet up now and then on leave and trade messages when they can.
After a while, Tom is once again hit by the realization that his friend is HOT, and later that he has feelings for John that go beyond a platonic relationship.
For John, it's the opposite. I feel like he'd be demisexual in this au, so at first he catches himself wanting to hold and comfort Tom, to kiss him for no reason, to wake up and see his face in bed next to him and know he's safe, and that eventually leads John to notice that Tom has somehow become cute.
They both worry a lot for each other during the war. John is an ODST and Tom knows they don't have a high rate of survival, and checks up on John's status whenever he can, and John does the same with Tom. They both come to cherish whatever time they have together, even if it's not as a couple, and neither of them want to broach the subject of thier feelings lest it damage what they already have.
And then one night, somewhere around 2540, Tom can't sleep, and it's one of those rare times that he and John are able to chat in real-time. Tom thinks about it for a long while, then asks John if he ever thinks about the time they kissed. There's a really long pause before John replies with 'Yes. A lot.' Tom is completely surprised and excited (same as John when he got the initial message), but they don't get the chance to discuss it for several weeks, so they both have time to really think on the implications of that conversation.
And when they pick it up again on their next shore leave, John makes the first move. Words are hard, so he just leans over and gently kisses Tom.
Which unlocks over a decade of mutual pining. They're together as a couple for the rest pf the war, and are married by the time 2557 comes around.
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Carole’s rec-list :
To start this new event, I will try to share with you some of my favourite French movies…
I cannot give you a list that will give you all the French that you should watch… even for me, who has not a thorough knowledge of French cinema, there would be way too many. But I can try to give you my favourites, and to find a balance between 'classics' and 'just the ones I love'. As you may have noticed, I LOVE cinema, so I will undoubtedly get carried away…
And as I cannot give you as much recs as I would like, I will first give you the names of a few directors that have shaped French cinema and that you should definitely check out, even if I won't recommend movies from all of them here, so if you want more French movies, you can check out their work :
-        Jean-Luc Godard
-        Jacques Tati
-        François Truffaut
-        Claude Lelouche
-        Jacques Audiard
-        Jean-Pierre Melville
-        Jean Renoir
-        Claude Chabrol
-        Jacques Demy
Also, I can't recommend movies with all the actors I like, so here are a few names you should check out if you're interested in more French movies (obviously, the list isn't exhaustive, but I like these actors a lot :) ) :
-        Guillaume Canet
-        Lambert Wilson
-        Albert Dupontel
-        François Cluzet
-        Mélanie Laurent
-        Audrey Tautou
-        Marion Cotillard
-        Alain Delon
-        Jean-Paul Belmondo
-        Jean Gabin
-        Catherine Deneuve
Alright, now, let's get to business! There's a bit of everything here, I have tried to put a bit of funny and sad movies to keep a balance and all can find something they like. There's no particular order.
 Les Demoiselles de Rochefort
1962 - Directed by Jacques Demy, starring Catherine Deneuve, Gene Kelly, Françoise Dorléac, Jacques Perrin, George Chakiris, Danielle Darrieux
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 Sum-up : For a few days, we follow the life of two twins sisters, living in the small town of Rochefort, who are both looking for love and to escape this tiny town to try to build a career as musician and dancer in Paris. During these few days, the town is shaken by two events : a murder and the arrival of a fair. Characters will walk through the town, and pass by each other, but will the two young women meet the right person?
Carole's critique : This is undoubtedly my favourite French movie of all time, along with my favourite musical movie. After LoTR, it is undoubtedly my favourite movie as well. It's happy, full of colours and characters that you can't help but love. The music, composed by Michel LeGrand, is amazing, and will make you want to dance through your home. The aesthetic of the movie is very representative of the 60's in France and its cinematography at the time: full of colours.
There aren't much musical movies in France, but Jacques Demy shaped the whole genre and gives, with this movie the best French musical movie you will find out there.
YOU MUST SEE IT!
If you like this movie, you should also watch : Les Parapluies de Cherbourg, Peau d'Âne.
 Astérix et Obélix: Mission Cléopâtre
2002 - Directed by Alain Chabat, starring Gérard Depardieu, Christian Clavier, Gérard Darmon, Jamel Debouze, Alain Chabat and Monica Bellucci
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Sum-up: During Roman control, a single village resists to the military invasion of the powerful Caesar. Their secret: a magical potion brewed by their druid that gives them an extraordinary strength. When an old Egyptian friend needs help to build Cleopatra the most amazing palace, and knowing that he will be killed if he fails, a group of Gallic travels all the way to Egypt to give him a hand and save his project.
Carole's critique : Astérix and Obélix are very popular comic characters in France. Most of us have grown up reading the comic books as a child. There have been many adaptations on screen of the adventures of the two heroes, but this one is probably the most famous and the best. Directed by Alain Chabat, who started with a little group of friends as a comedy actor, he is known for his crazy but hilarious movies. And with this one, he doesn't disappoint us. It's completely mad, it's goofy and full of mad moments, but it is 100% hilarious. My entire generation knows this movie, and some scenes are now extremely famous. If you want to discover French crazy humour, watch this, you will spend a lovely time. 
If you like this movie, you should also watch : La Cité de La peur, Astérix et Obélix aux Jeux Olympiques, Rrrrrr
 Bienvenue Chez Les Ch'tis 
2008 - Directed by Dany Boon, staring Danny Boon, Kad Merad.
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Sum-up: A postman is transferred from the sunny south of France to the cold north of the country after trying to cheat to be transferred in the town his wife longed to live in. At his arrival in the new town, he has to adapt to the strange accent of his colleagues, along with their food and other habits.
Carole's critique : One of the funniest French movies here again, this film had a HUGE success here, pushing the actors of the movie to the rank of stars in the country. Dealing with the clichés told about the northern part of France (shaped by a lot of mining in the past century, it is often seen as one the poorest part of the country), Dany Boon signs a tender movie about his home. It's hilarious, it's tender, it's happy and will make you feel a bit dizzy. I just hope that the translations will be enough to carry the wordplays used in the movie, as most of the humour relies on that. Anyway, you should definitely watch it.
If you like this movie, you should also watch: Intouchables, Rien à declarer, Un peu, beaucoup, aveuglément
 Intouchables
2012 - Directed by Eric Toledano, starring François Cluzet, Omar Sy
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Sum-up: After an accident, a wealthy man is paralyzed and needs constant help to get through his day. Looking for someone to help him, he encounters a strange man from the poorest part of town, looking for a job. On impulse, this wealthy man decides to hire him. The two men will soon become close friends, and change each other's life.
Carole's critique: I'm staying on funny movies, because, despite what the sum-up might let you think, this a comedy. Here again, huge success in France (I've also heard of an American reboot in preparation, but what is the point in watching a reboot when you can watch the original thing?). Actors are perfect and dosing perfectly the balance between humour and serious topics treated in this movie, from disability, poverty, racism and life in general. A beautiful movie, spiced with hilarious scenes.
If you like this movie, you should also watch : Bienvenue Chez Les Ch'tis
 La Grande Vadrouille 
1966 - Directed by Gérard Oury, starring Louis de Funès, Bourvil
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Sum-up: While the country is under German occupation during the Second World War, a group of English soldiers are parachuted in Paris. But they are attacked during the operation, resulting in the scattering of the English soldiers throughout town. A French painter and a French conductor at the opera rescue two of the soldiers, and try to help them escape the German army.
Carole's critique : Here again, a comedy. This is one of the most beloved and famous French movies. Iconic actors De Funès and Bourvil share the screen to result in hilarious scenes that are now extremely famous. It's funny, it deals with the war but do not fear, you will not see anything shocking. The characters are loveable and utterly ridiculous and you will laugh a lot with this movie.
If you like this movie, you should watch : Le Corniaud, La 7ème Compagnie, Le Gendarme de Saint-Tropez
 Les Tontons Flingueurs
1963 – Directed by Georges Lautner, starring Lino Ventura, Jean Lefebvre, Bernard Blier, Francis Blanche
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Sum-up : An ancient mafia member has to take over the business of his oldest friend after he dies. But many envy the business of the dead man, and try to take away the control of the whole mafia.
Carole's critique : A classic. Everyone has watched, or at least heard about this movie. Clearly a parody of American movies, the movie is a very funny comedy. The last of three independent movies adapted from the same series of books, this movie has become over the years one of the most famous French films. And the actors will always be remembered mostly for their role in this masterpiece.
If you like this movie, you should watch : Touchez pas au grisbi, Le cave se rebiffe (the first two movies of the trilogie, even if the three movies are completely independent from one another), l'Aventure c'est l'aventure.
 Mais où est donc passée la septième compagnie?
1973 - Directed by Robert Lamoureux, starring Pierre Mondy, Jean Lefebvre, Aldo Maccione, Erik Colin
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Sum-up: During the Second World War, a group of soldiers is captured by the German troupes, at the exception of three soldiers, who were sent ahead as scouts, and escape the capture. Trying to run away from the German forces, they encounter a French pilot, whose plane has been shot down. Together, they try to establish communication with their hierarchy and hide from the German army.
Carole's critique : This is the first movie of a trilogy, undoubtedly the best movie of the series of movies, btw. In the same spirit as La Grande Vadrouille, the movie is hilarious, despite the theme and time where the story takes place. I used to watch these movies a lot as a kid.
If you like this movie, you should watch : On a retrouvé la septième companie (the second movie of the trilogy), La Grande Vadrouille, Le Grand Blond avec une chaussure noire, La Chèvre.
 Fantômas
1964 – Directed by André Hunebelle, starring Jean Marais, Louis de Funès, Mylène Demongeot
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Sum-up : A famous burglar steals a series of precious jewels. In order to catch the criminal, a police officer and a journalist try to build a trap, but they will soon find out that Fantômas is more dangerous than what they thought.
Carole's critique : This is the first movie of a trilogy, inspired by a series of French novels. This is also my mother's favourite film, so I had to put it here. Once again, the movie is funny (yes, I like funny French movies, as you may have noticed). I also adore Jean Marais, who plays two different roles in this (Fantômas and the journalist). It's funny, and there's adventure, and I love this movie, that is all. 
If you like this movie, you should watch : Fantômas se déchaîne, Fantômas contre Scotland Yard (the rest of the trilogy), le Corniaud, Arsène Lupin
 L'Arnacoeur 
2010 – Directed by Pascal Chaumeil, starring Romain Duris, Vanessa Paradis, François Damiens, Julie Ferrier
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Sum-up : A man runs a surprising business : he is a professional 'couple breaker'. People can call him, and ask him to cause the break-up of a friend's or family member's couple. Everything was fine, until he was sent to this special mission, and falls for the woman he is supposed to convince to stop before she can get married.
Carole's critique : My personal favourite French romantic comedy. Because it's hilarious, and tender, and just sweet. If you want something funny and cute, watch this!
If you like this movie, you should watch : Jules et Jim, Paris-Manhattan, Un bonheur n'arrive jamais seul, Un peu, beaucoup, aveuglément, Jeux d'enfants
 Un peu, beaucoup, aveuglément
2015 – Directed by Clovis Cornillac, starring Clovis Cornillac, Mélanie Bernier, Lilou Fogli, Philippe Dequesne
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Sum-up : A puzzles creator tries to get rid of his new neighbour, a pianist. Indeed, the wall between their two flats is so thin, they can hear everything happening in the other's apartment, and he can't focus when she plays. Failing at convincing her to leave, they try to find a way to live as neighbours despite this very thin wall.
Carole critique : Is this movie a classic? No. Is this the best movie ever? No. But hell, I love it. Because the characters are completely mad and I love them. The story is tender and soft and funny and just cute. A romantic comedy just the way I love them. I advise it if you need something to raise your spirit.
If you like this movie, you should watch : La Délicatesse, Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, l'Arnacoeur, Paris-Manhattan.
 La Belle et La Bête
1946 – Directed by Jean Cocteau, starring Jean Marais, Josette Day
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Sum-up : An adaptation of the famous tale Beauty and The Beast.
Carole's critique: If Cocteau is very famous for his poetry and art, many tend to forget that he was also a film director, pouring poetry all over his projects. This is an old movie, so obviously the special effects are old, but the movie masters such a strange atmosphere and poetry, that it really doesn't matter at all. Jean Marais and Josette Day are outstanding, and the movie is basically the only adaptation of the tale that is worth being watched.
If you like this, you should also watch : Le Fabuleux destin D'Amélie Poulain, Au revoir là-haut, L'Ecume des jours
  Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
2001 – Directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet, starring Audrey Tautou, Mathieu Kassovitz
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Sum-up : We follow the life of a dreamer, Amélie Poulain, through her very peculiar world.
Carole's critique : The movie was and kind of still is an alien. The atmosphere is strange, and the movie is strange too, but full of a weird poetry as well. And when you stop watching it, you feel a bit dizzy, like the world around you isn't so real anymore. 
If you like this movie, you should watch : L'écume des jours, La délicatesse
Au Revoir Là-Haut 
2017 – Directed by Albert Dupontel, starring Albert Dupontel, Laurent Laffite, Nahuel Pérez Biscayart
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Sum-up : After the First World War, two former soldiers decide to organize a fraud using the artistic talents of one of them to create fake war memorials.
Carole's critique : The topic of the movie is obviously not happy. But the movie is surprisingly poetic and tender, dealing with the aftermath of war and terrible injuries in a delicate manner. The atmosphere is poetic, sometimes barely real, owning the film and its strange aesthetic a soft side. Yes, you will probably cry a little bit, but the feeling that this movie leaves is not as sad as it is tender. The best movie about the conflict and its consequences I've watched so far.
If you like this movie, you should watch: Joyeux Noël, La Traversée de Paris, L'Ecume des jours
Le Samouraï
1967 – Directed by Jean-Pierre Melville, starring Alain Delon, François Périer, Natalie Delon, Cathy Rosier
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Sum-up : An assassin kills his target, but it might be more difficult than planned to get out of it alive and free.
Carole's critique : A dark thriller that is undoubtedly one of Delon's best roles. Alain Delon is one of these icons of French cinema, and he is the best in the genre 'films noirs', that defies these dark thrillers that exploded in the 50s and 60s in France. It's one movie of a dark series of films that bloomed around that time in France. And it's a good one!
If you like this movie, you should watch : Le Guépard, La piscine, Le Clan des Siciliens, Plein soleil, Borsalino, Peur sur la ville
 L'Armée Des Ombres
1969 – Directed by Jean-Pierre Melville, starring Lino Ventura, Simone Signoret, Paul Meurisse, Jean-Pierre Cassel
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Sum-up : A little group of people try to resist under the Occupation during World War II. But the Gestapo is closing on them.
Carole's critique : It's dark, but it's great! Depicting the resistance under the occupation with a vivid fear of getting caught, this movie is not a happy one. If you are interested in the topic, it's a brilliant movie to watch, but be careful, it's a dark one.
If you like this movie, you should watch : La traversée de Paris, Au revoir là-haut
 Quai des brumes
1938 – Directed by Marcel Carné, starring Jean Gabin, Michèle Morgan, Michel Simon, Pierre Brasseur
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Sum-up : An army deserter meets a strange girl who is terrified by her godfather. To defend her, he will have many perils to overcome, and the price to pay may be higher than expected.
Carole's critique : A classic. The scenario, written by Jacques Prévert as an adaptation of the novel of the same name, gives a poetic touch to this 'film noir'. And well, it's a masterpiece, what else can I say, it's just a classic. It's also the movie that revealed both Gabin and Morgan, some of the best French actors.
Le Capitan
1960 – Directed by André Hunebelle, starring Jean Marais, Bourvil, Elsa Martinelli
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Sum-up : A man tries to protect the interests of the King against powerful men who are scheming against him.
Carole's critique : I used to watch this movie a lot when I was a child. It's a good example of the genre 'Cape et d'épée', that boomed in the 50's and 60's in France. And to me, it's just a lot of memories from my childhood, so I had to put it on the list. 
If you like this movie, you should watch : Le Bossu, Le masque de fer, Le capitaine Fracasse, Cartouche, Cyrano de Bergerac, Fanfan la tulipe.
 Le cinquième élément
1997 – Directed by Luc Besson, starring Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, Milla Jovovich
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Sum-up : To save the universe, the five elements must be brought together. But on the side of evil, many people try to capture in the fifth element, a perfect being.
Carole's critique : I mean, this movie is brilliant. It's completely crazy, but undoubtedly one of my favourite Sci-Fi movies! I know it's pretty famous worldwide, but if you haven't watched this, you must see this movie! Gary Oldman's performance is extraordinary, let's be honest.
If you like this movie, you should watch : Léon
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Les choristes
Directed by Christophe Barratier, starring Gérard Jugnot, François Berléand, Jean-Baptiste Maunier, Kad Merad
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A new member of the team in a boarding school in 1949 introduces music and singing in the school. This will help the lives of the children there, even through hard times.
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Voltron and Atlantis au (Spoilers to the movie btw)
I’ve heard some stuff about this and some fan art but I wanted to contribute lol (Also, you should probably see the movie in order for what I say to make sense because I ramble a lot.) This is not a fanfic thing, I just go into major detail on how I imagine it. It is basically a shitty summary of the movie but with different characters lmao. I think it is kinda interesting though.
(Keith is a lot more bad ass than Milo, I mean Milo is like a clumsy little dude. Keith has the same personality as well, Keith.)
(Lance is a lot more carefree and funnier than Kida. Like He is really chill unless something bad happens.)
Baby Lance (Kida) is a prince that is running with his parents, when his father gets chosen blah blah blah. The beginning part where it shows Atlantis and what happens to the people there.
First things first. Same as the movie, it is set in 1914. Keith (Milo) works at a museum, in the weird boiler room that Milo spends his time in. Keith wants to find Atlantis. His father (Kinda like Milo’s grandpa) told him all about Atlantis, and when his father died he felt like he needed to you know, follow in his dads footsteps and shit like that.
Nobody believes Keith and thinks that he is an idiot for even thinking that Atlantis is real, and that only makes him want to search more. When he goes to his apartment and goes to find his cat, Red, he sees a woman sitting in his living room, which in the movie she is Helga, but in this au she is Haggar or Nyma (Couldn’t really decide :/)
Nyma or Haggar takes Keith to Mr. Whitmyers mansion, where he is told to find Atlantis and that stuff. Mr. Whitmyer is oF COURSE- Coran. 
Keith and Coran talk about the plan and stuff like that. Then next thing you know Keith is on the ship thing. There he meets the commander, which in the movie is Rourke, but in this case he will be Zarkon. 
Then he meets Mole, which is none other than my boy Hunk . And then there is Dr. Sweet, which is Shiro because they are both strong and very dad like :)). Audrey will be Pidge. I mean the personality is sort of similar? Smol girls that are good at fighting and being cool I guess. Jebidah... I thought maybe he could be Coran, but I dunno. Whatever you think Coran would work the best with. Also, that old lady that talks into the speaker thing on the ship, I think her name is Mrs. Packard, yeah that is gonna be Prince Lotor. Don’t ask why. I just think that I would be the happiest this way.
Okay, and I know these two personalities are not the same at all... but I thought it would be really funny if Allura was the dynamite guy. I think his name is Vincenzo. I thought it was hilarious. 
And those are the characters, which I hope I am not forgetting any.
They do some boring shit- until Keith goes out of his tent one night to play around with his knife and look around the cave. He then notices that little bugs are setting things on fire, he wakes every one up, they escape with the camp in flames. When they are trying to escape, they fall off of a bridge thing. Keith gets injured, and that’s when Lance comes into the story.
Keith is bleeding, and while everyone is looking for him, Lance approaches him. He grabs his crystal and heels him. Keith sees Lance only for a moment before the others find him and Lance leaves. 
Keith and the rest follow Lance, only to find Atlantis. Lance approaches Keith, and you see, Lance thinks that Keith doesn't know how to speak Altanian, so this is how their first convo goes.
“If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.” Lance says with a smirk.
“Thank you?” Keith blushes. Lance turns red too, because he did not except that to happen.
They eventually find out that Lance can also speak other languages, but they all settle on English.
Lance walks all of them through Atlantis, chatting away with Keith the whole time. They then meet Lance’s father, who is of course the King in the move. I forgot his name. Oops.
The King tells them to leave, but Zarkon and Lance somehow convinces the King to let them stay a night. 
Of course Lance and Keith then get closer, Keith finds out that Lance is like 8,000 to 9,000 years old and then responds with the fact that Lance is “Lookin’ good’ for his age.
Then the iconic swimming scene where Kida takes her skirt thing off (Lance does the same thing but more in a suggestive way because he is trying seduce Keith lmao)
And when they figure out some shit they go back above the water to Zarkon and the rest of the team waiting. They force Keith to tell them what they learned or else they would shoot Lance.
Then sneaky ol’ Zarkon and the gang go and attack the King, which pisses Shiro off because he didn’t want to hurt anyone. So Shiro decides to help heal the King instead of following Zarkon.
They go to the King, and they try to find what the heart of Atlantis is. Which was that cool rock circle thing. Zarkon, Haggar/Nyma, Lance, and Keith all go down to the heart of Atlantis. Lance has a mini little meltdown thing, and when Keith tries to help him Zarkon starts to get impatient, and commands Lance to do his magic shit thing. When Keith tries to go after him, Zarkon says “Hold on, lover boy” (One of my favorite scenes in the goddamn movie idk why).
Lance then rises into the air and does that super epic thing that Kida did in the movie, and he goes back to the ground, and scares the living shit out of all of them. Zarkon and the rest of them then lock Lance in a metal box.
As they are leaving, Keith tries to negotiate. But... Zarkon punches him. 
“I hope that you will now have enough money to open that second garage with your brother Pidge.” Keith says, defeated. He turns to Allura. “And maybe now you can open that flower shop. I am sure your family will be proud.” Allura and Pidge both look down shamefully. 
Pidge feels guilty, and goes to Keith. Allura does the same. Then Lotor gets out of the truck with a cigarette and goes “We are all gonna die”. Hunk goes with them too. 
Zarkon and Haggar/Nyma laugh because they think that they are all idoits for not going with them to get the money. Boy they were wrong. Zarkon leaves, with Lance imprisoned with them. Keith tries to run for them but is pushed down by Allura, who tells  him to wait. When Keith looks up he sees that the bridge is exploding. “Okay you can go now.” Allura informs him.
Keith goes to the King. Shiro tells him there is nothing else he can really do. When Keith talks to the King, he gets that super cool crystal that he saw Lance had. Sadly the King dies in that scene tho.
Shiro is able to convince Keith to keep going, and he does. He tells the gaurds in Atlantis how to fly those car things with their crystals, and the rest of the team learn as well. They fly after Zarkon. 
Zarkon is trying to escape, even trying to get rid of Haggar/Nyma because he wants everything to himself. They then get into a fight, which causes Haggar/Nyma to fall off of the air balloon. 
They try to get Lance and kill Zarkon, but they start to run out of time. The fights are just really messy and as much off a bad ass he is, Zarkon is stronger. Keith then loses his shit and stabs Zarkon with a crystal, causing him to turn to this stone like thing and crumble. Haggar/Nyma shoots the balloon from balloon, causing it to plummet to the ground. The team tries to get Lance, but the volcano that they happen to be fighting in was about to arrupt. Luckily they are able to get out of there and back to Atlantis, but lava is flowing towards it, causing panic.
Lance is let out of the metal box, and still in his magic daze, he floats the freakn’ sky and does some cool magic shit again. He makes these stone guard things and everything is super cool. They make a force field that protects Atlantis from the lava. Lance goes back to the ground, as him normal self, where Keith catches him. 
“Keith?” Lance hugs him.
When it’s time for the team to say goodbye, they take pictures for a memory. Keith stays in Atlantis with Lance, meanwhile everyone else goes back to America.
When Coran asks them what happend, they say that everyone besides them died.
Coran opened a letter from Keith, that talked about how he now has proof. In the letter is a crystal. Which is all that Coran needs.
THE END 
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