#DO NOT IGNORE THE WARNINGS!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023

#apollo don't fucking touch this one #serious post #not a shitpost #hope i forget about this post and have no reason to ever look back on it one day #fyi i'm aware that access to potable water is already a major issue in parts of the U.S. yes i know flint michigan exists #i'm saying that this issue is going to GROW unless local & federal governments work together to fix it. #so it's a matter of if we trust them to fix it. And well--do you? #what are the chances the government just denies there's a problem until the water actually turns brown #at which point it's already been common knowledge for years and people have just become resigned and that's our new normal #i'm mean come on. how many of us already believe that we're being exposed to dangerous pollutants we don't know about and can't avoid #like that's pretty much just part of being a modern consumer. accepting that companies will happily endanger your life for a few pennies #and the most you'll get is like a $50 gift card as part of a class action rebate 20 years down the line #probably the history books will look back on Flint as a warning and a harbinger that went ignored #luxury condos will advertise their built-in top-of-the-line filtration systems--live here and you can drink water straight from your tap! #watch the elite professional class putting $700 dyson water filtration systems on their wedding registry #while the rest of us figure out how to fit water delivery into our grocery budget while putting 90% of our paycheck towards rent #also eggs are $15

[lilybug-02]

This has happened to me way too many times for it be normal.

#i love my fellow authors and creators. I really do. but OH MY GOD. #please #tag that shit #or just maybe.... dont do that??? hmmmm #bro i cant #i would love to blame myself in that maybe I just ignored the warnings- but like....usually its a very chill vibe #and then BAM. I see something I should not have ever seen. #anyways.... #bread #bread comics #my art #mini comic

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Lord give me restraint because if he gave me strength I'd have Arthur Lester on his knees whimpering for an entirely different reason

#yeah this one's is for the drafts #nobody can see this #if you're me going through my drafts do NOT post this shit I'm being so fucking Fr rn #pre-​tagging this as masked just in case I ignore my warnings #masked #oh you fucking did it didn't you #yeah I did do it and I'm keeping these cautionary tags I made for myself because I really don't remember writing them #malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #arthur malevolent #malevolent arthur #malevpod #suggestive

[plulp]

IM NOT A DOCTOR BUT I THINK I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP

#my art #dol #harper the doctor #HIIIIIIIIIIII HI EVERYONE 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋 #its a little bit off so that makes me kinda upset :( but ill figure something out. it might be the colors :( #or maybe the spacing? i left a lot in the top left :( but its fine #and im going to use every lyric of that song for every harper piece i make so that i dont have to think about making captions okay? #but HERE. a HARPER PIECE YOU CAN REBLOG #i give them the stupid messy sidebun because its cute. to me. #im so sorry about the radio silence but i DID warn you all i get artblock often #but!!!!!! i was also accepted into a zine despite my lack of internet presence :) so ive also been busy with that and other stuff too #accidentally made this while practicing for the piece because i couldnt get the style right :( but hopefully ill get a better hold on it #anyways. harper is not a doctor and i love them so much it makes me sick #harper my EVERYTHING. hes my PRINCESS. #MY ANGEL. #i want you all to remember this isnt just an art blog. its a harper fanblog #ohhh but i do have a few few few announcements to make in my next post okay? so dont ignore it alright? kiss kiss love you #IM GONNA BE FUCKING SICK HES HOLDING THE SYRINGE WRONG. AND I CANT FIX IT NOW BECAUSE ITS BEEN RBED

[morganbritton132]

One day before Steve can even tell his students which page in their textbooks turn to, he sees a hand shoot up from the back of the class. He sighs internally and rubs at his eyes before saying, “Yes, Jeremy?”

Jeremy: Can I stream today’s lesson for Thomas? He doesn’t want to get behind.

Steve, taking too long to process what the hell he was asking: …okay? As long as it’s not a distraction. Let Thomas know that we are all hoping him a speedy recovery.

That’s how Eddie ends up lounging on Dustin’s couch, watching a live stream of his husband teach a bunch of kids about slope intercept. Also because Dustin is streaming on twitch, how some people ended up watching Eddie watch Steve teach a class.

Ten minutes into the lesson, Ozzy gets up from his bed by Steve’s desk and starts pacing around the room. He circles around Steve and paws at his shoes, but Steve barely acknowledges it. Eddie says aloud: He’s going to have a seizure.

Ozzy tugs on Steve’s pant leg and whines a little but all Steve does is pat him on the head and distractedly say: Not now, Oz.

Eddie: Jesus H Christ. Listen to the dog, Steve. That’s why you have him.

Eddie, typing in the chat: Tell him to sit down

Jeremy must have raised his hand because Steve says “We’ll do questions after this section” and turns back to the board. Eddie swears.

Dustin: Dude, just call him.

Eddie does and you can hear Steve’s phone ring over the live stream because he never remembers to put it on silent. Steve answers it when he sees that it’s Eddie and before he can say anything, Eddie says, “Sit down. You’re about to have a seizure.”

Steve, in the stream, looked alarmed and confused when he repeated back, “I’m about to have a seizure?”

Eddie doesn’t really know what happened for a while after that because Steve, for some reason, hung up on him and the live stream ended the moment he said the word ‘seizure.’

#how jarring would it be for someone to randomly call you and say you’re going to have this medical emergency and then you do #Steve has a bad habit of ignoring his body’s and Ozzy’s warning when he’s in the middle of something #he’s gotten better at not doing that but he has his moments #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson #ozzy the service dog

[royalarchivist]

Bad: [Trying to lasso Pac for a bungee trick] Oh hey, Pac! Hey, what's going on?

Pac: Hi! Oh, I'm doing just great, how about you guys? Richarlyson told me you guys have something to show– [Gasps] Hi Chayanne! Hi Tallulah!

Bad: Pac, can you stand right here?

[Pac gets distracted by Etoiles and accidentally steps on the elevator]

Richarlyson: tio bad, dad pac is the most precious brazilian, be very careful with your doings

Bad: Oh, ok. [Proceeds to ignore Richas' warning] Hey Pac– stand over here for a second.

#Richarlyson #Pactw #QSMP #Badboyhalo #Etoiles #Mikethelink #Mike #Pac #Bad #BBH #September 4 2023 #THE WAY MY HEART JUST *MELTED* INTO A PUDDLE HEARING THIS #You could hear Bad in Pac's POV saying ''dad pac is the most precious brazilian'' #and I ZOOMED to open the VOD spreadsheet list to pull up Bad's VOD #This is the sweetest thing ever bro I'm crying 😭😭😭 #You're so right Richas Pac IS the most precious Brazilian 😭😭😭 #Well Richas and Pac are both precious but in different ways #(They are also both Certified Bastards) #lmao #I love that Bad just totally ignored Richas' warning pftt #but agh do you notice how before Pac can read the signs Richarlyson hurriedly breaks them? #Oh my heart #Edit: Aint no way it took over half a day for this thing to post wtf

[medicalunprofessional]

the phoenix

#psychonauts #boyd cooper #the milkman #nightmaretheater #MAY BE EXTREMELY CRUSTY…!.!.!.!.!.! WARNING FOR COMPRESSION ASSASSINATION #i really dont cwre if thus gets compressed as hell….. what else can i do about it..? #anyways…….. coughs.. this somehow took me only 8 hours time?? #i feel crazy. they are right <-just drew ohhh soo many papers #i think people neglect all the angel imagery involvign the milkman. Like. It was presumed dead(youknow?) #Ignore the funky colors. i was feeling hologra #Actually. No. I like the funky colors.Get so real #Some things might be a bit less detailed because i wanted to focus on bigger shapes as opposed to intricate detail #also the perspective is a little weird…Thats fine #Please dont look too hard at some of the hands they are a bit weird #<-good thing that the compression will hide that from you. devious laughter #grins…really proud of this

[sunnfish]

[ID: A digital illustration of Sissel from Ghost Trick. He is shown from a lower angle, as if the viewer were looking up at him. He has a hand close to the viewer and clutching a glowing soul core. His other hand is in his pocket, and he has a serious expression on his face. The background is the clock that appears when you time travel in the game, consisting of a glowing red clock face and glowing red lines radiating from it on a black background. The art style mimics that of the game’s, with sharp black lines and shading. The color palette is mostly red, with some light blue radiating from the soul. The artist’s signature “sunnfish 2023” is written on his leg. /End ID]

Change your fate.

#ignore me drawing in a thousand different styles lately. #i simply do what the brain images tell me #anyways. hiiiiiii play ghost trick. now #sunnfish.pdf #my art #also if you havent played the game dont read the tags from now on. im warning you #blah #blah blah blah #ghost trick #dont read further #blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah #blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #spoilers be here #not super bad but I think it’d ruin your experience #okay not ruin. but it might ruin the twist a little. there should be a less extreme word for ruin #final warning #sissel #yomiel #hell of a time writing the description. not sure of the etiquette of spoilery character names #blocking off the end now just in case. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah #blah blah blah blah blah blah #blah blah blah blah blah #blah blah #lalallal la la la la dee da la la lalala #sorry I’m really cautious .. I simply think the blind experience was so good and I don’t wanna risk anything yknow #okay bye. peace and love on planet ghost trick #ghost trick phantom detective

[sysig]

Wuh oh (Patreon)

Bonus:

The novel experience of being crushed by a giant rock, a visual metaphor

#Doodles #ISaT #Siffrin #Loop #Yaaaay suffering <3 <3 <3 #Lol #Starting with a cute practice Sif to get used to drawing them a bit more they're so cute what the heck #He's so shaped I love that for him and about him #Crisp design very nice #Sif really is the embodiment of ''Ignorance is bliss'' and being so maladjusted about it :'D #His memory issues make the me a sad #Ironically I try not to think about it too hard or else I'll get Really sad lol #Memory is the foundation of individual personhood! It's such a tragedy weh #Him brushing things off by falling back into his issues is just so agh Sif no you deserve better! #Some sillies lol I never know if I should give content warnings for these kinds of jokes - I don't make them often! #Loop's line in the Jello streams is So good I couldn't not lol #Happy Wednesday fr btw lol yes I did do that on purpose #The last one agh the red and like - can we talk about Sif (and Loop's and Odile's) specific portraits where their hands do the spark thing?? #I always forget how art can be Whatever and that overlapping/removing lineart to imply shapes and movement and just jfdslafd #It's so cool I love it so much it's very inspiring #The bonus is mostly a joke lol - again while watching the Jello streams Lenti was talking about how much she relates to Sif #And I was privately like ''Haha thank goodness I don't relate to him! Couldn't be me!'' And Then #It's fine lol I'm aware of my overlapping issues - I fall more on the Isa side of ''Sounds fake but okay'' but yeah.....yeahhhh lol #As long as I don't get trapped in a time loop about it! Poor Sif haha

[anglerflsh]

I'm sorry you have been what in the woods.

oh look who's interested in my getting shot lore now. Should have been there when it happened sorry

#[.asks] #anonymous #it wasn't anything major (not a real shooting bullet) I just like to say it like that because it makes it sound worse #my father and I were hiking in a place where some people were doing some sort of hunting training camp or whathave you #in hindsight we definitely should have not been there but my dad ignores warning sings constantly when in the woods #ironic that my father didn't get shot since he was the bigger target but maybe they mistook me for a fox or something #it's the only stiches I ever had to get! and the wound healed bad so I hate wearing canotte now. </3

[post-it-notes7]

kind of a weird pair to ask about but how do dmk and mir dragato interact? is dragato still flirty with him or do they just hate each other. considering how dmk and mir falspar interact the idea of putting these two in a room together is really funny to me

They chat in their free time given their shared love of ignoring the rigorous work of daily responsibilities, and actually have the makings of a decent friendship if Mirror World drama wasn't constantly in the way. For now though, they remain fair-weather friends; they may get along, but in the face of trouble, it's fend for yourself.

On further note, funny that you mention rooms anon! Mir Dragato tends to barge in on Dameta in the middle of the night to either share some newly-obtained gossip, or to have an audience as he chews out Mir Falspar's name after another one of their (numerous) breakups with one another. This is surprisingly effective, as Dameta is inclined to agree with whatever insults Mir Dragato can muster up in the midst of venting off his frustrations, and Mir Falspar rarely goes near Dameta's room to begin with, making the risk of a heated fight breaking out fairly low.

Mir Dragato does still act flirty with Dameta, though he tends to tone it down during the times when he's actively in a relationship. A large part of it is casual fun for him, of which he's upfront with Mir Falspar about when they're together to avoid a miscommunication.

(that doesn't mean Mir Dragato won't have moments of pettiness and dial it up to stir trouble when he and Mir Falspar are apart, though)

(you'd be amazed by the many ways these can fail)

#post's rambles #mir dragato #dmk #mir falspar #post's doodle bin #on one hand dmk retaliates on instinct when someone cuts into his personal space without warning #on the other he thinks mir dragato is pretty and doesn't know what to do with that information so he ignores it #he's the equivalent of getting a crush and writing them a note that says 'get out'

[cemeterything]

okay fine i'll read homestuck. whatever. i've cracked i can't take it anymore i need to fuck around and find out.

#🐉 #james reads homestuck #btw i know some people have legitimate objections to it so im fully prepared for that #and im not going to be an idiot and just try to ignore that and bury my head in the sand #but im curious as hell and even if some of it sucks i want to understand why #its such a compelling and beloved story to so many people #and hell i want to actually understand why some of it is Bad (for lack of a better word) #and not just take the word of random internet strangers as objective truth without further investigation #because thats the opposite of using my critical thinking skills #if you think reading media with some shitty stuff in it makes you a Bad Person just by exposure well idk why youre still following me anywa #but yea heres your warning that i will become aware of homestuck if thats something you cant stand #even though the likelihood of me blogging about it is slim #and if i do ill probably like. make a sideblog so people who really dont like it can avoid it. #MAN. okay. sorry for the disclaimer im just worried people are gonna think im an idiot or something and send me condescending asks #or assume the worst about me as a person #because. internet.

[mushtoons]

us: hey before we become attached to you we're telling you straight up that talking is hard and we struggle with it, so there will be times where our responses will come extremely late or come across empty and dry

someone trying to befriend us: oh that's okay! i dont mind!

us: this is not an exaggeration we cannot stress how hard speaking is for us at times please do you really understand before we get our hopes up?

them: absolutely! i understand its okay! talking sucks sometimes its cool :) I'll talk for all of us

also them: you never talk to me it feels like im always doing all the talking and the only one trying in this friendship 💢 try and at least pretend u want to be my friend 🖕

#hi guess who lost another fuckin friend because something is wrong with us 🙃 #we try and warn people before we start enjoying their company that its just #so fuckin hard for us to speak????? #we stress it and explain it and pled with them to understand and shit like this keeps happening #dude we're not joking when we say it its not an exaggeration we cant fucking speak 😭 #we try and the most we do is come across as uncaring #we dont know how to fix it without ignoring our own feelings and needs in favor of someone else's #damn man 💔 #sorry mini vent #it just sucks we've lost so many people this way it makes it even harder to talk to people #wood wide web #the biggest fucking shout out to shift for being the only damn person on this planet who understands us 😭 #we love u sm man u don't understand thank u for tolerating our dumbasses

[rocicrew]

When traffic exceeds a certain mass energy threshold, a ship will disappear in transit. Abruptly vanish without a trace. It's connected to the artifact we discovered on Ilus and it's happened a number of times. What can we do about this?

#the expanse #theexpanseedit #james holden #chrisjen avasarala #mine : gifs. #you ask james 'my solution to a problem is to push a button and broadcast to the rest of the solar system' holden #what to do & expect the answer to be different #i am giffing the 'i need to up my dosage' 'what🫥' scene too #also love the expanse for giffing the cassandra trope of warning abt a danger and being ignored or thought of as too paranoid #to a dude instead of a woman #also i couldn't get the red out of it any more #in my following attempts they looked too washed out so i stayed with at least more vibrant colors

[jnixz]

He has got a model career in Horror Books and Science Classes

#psychonauts 2 #psychonauts mental construct #fanart #jnixartz #Paper Human Anatomy Model #I guess #what do you even put as a warning for people who dont like bones and the lack of epidermis #anyway another one cleaned up from my wip list #a lesson learned in anatomy #to which i proceed to ignore a teensy bit

[chalshi]

really felt like drawing something rain world related, so here's a speedpaint i recorded of all the slugcats (i think), hope you guys enjoy!

#rain world #flash warning #personally i think rivulet turned out pretty neat! #sorry hunter looks like they got a sunburn colour palette was very limited #not tagging all the slugcats sorry i dont feel like it #also i really think monk was cool too but i kinda messed up the eyes a bit oops #hahahaha it is april fools get fooled #ultrakill #i'll post some proper rw fanart later #please ignore yellow glowing man in my spawner arm thing i was playing with the multiplayer mod and my sibling spawned him in #so now i just have him despite never having gone through p-2. i dont know what to do with him.