#Custom essay writing

[beaft]

if i think about job hunting too much i get so angry that my face blows up and goes bright red like a person in a cartoon. so i try not to

#no role should require you to write multiple mini essays about 'a time i exhibited good customer service' #(or whatever) #entry level jobs should not require 3 years of experience. #recruiters should email you after an interview to let you know if you got rejected or not. #you shouldn't have to change your cv for every job you apply to. #you should not have to spend over an hour writing an application for a minimum wage job. #your company should compensate you for the cost of your commute #interviews should be judged based on your skillset rather than your ability to answer cryptic questions in a socially acceptable way #ahhhhhhhhh. ahhh ahh ahhhhh

[angelwiththeblue-box]

you ever just cry about jatp

#eli rambles #writing about it in an essay #also im AT WORK #I CANT FEEL ANY EMOTION EXCEPT CUSTOMER SERVICE VOICE #jatp #julie and the phantoms #college stuff

[betterbooktitles]

The screen I spend the most time with these days is a black LCD monitor attached to a PC in an indie bookshop on Long Island. I spend whole days looking at point-of-sale software called Anthology which also keeps track of the store’s inventory. Often, it’s accurate. Occasionally, it says we have three copies of The Bell Jar that have simply disappeared from the face of the Earth. No one stole them. They were raptured, like socks that never make it out of the dryer.

If you’ve never worked a retail job, let me tell you what it’s like: you come in with a little spring in your step, caffeinated, and ready to greet your coworkers and update them on how terrible your last shift without them was. Though the memory of the previous shift’s slog might give you a little anxiety, and though a hangover can make your fuse a little short, you’re in a better mood at the start of the day than at the end. Tedious tasks like ordering and unboxing books (sci-fi movies did not prepare me for how much cardboard there would be in the future) seem manageable in the morning. Customers seem kind. The items you’re selling feel necessary to human happiness. Whatever is going on in your life is put on pause to manage store operations, and time flies. Then, by 3 PM, whether you had time for lunch or not, you wish you had done anything else with your day — or, better yet — your life. 

While the back-straining work of moving inventory around the store or walking the floor helping customers all day without a second to sit down might make you physically tired, the real work of retail is mental and forces employees to become part-machine. Retail workers have to ask the same three questions (“Rewards?” “Bag?” “Receipt?”) and reply to the same three questions (“Have it?” “Bathroom?” “Manager?!?!?”) for 8-10 of their most worthwhile waking hours. 

In bookstores, there is the added expectation that while you’re participating in this mind-numbing routine, you’re at least able to pretend to like and engage with literature. I'm not arguing that people working at Old Navy aren’t eloquent or as over-educated for their job as I am. If they aren’t teenagers, most retail employees I’ve encountered have, by virtue of talking to coworkers and customers all day, the same high emotional intelligence as the smartest people I know who chain smoke outside bars. Still, my guess is that it’s rare for a customer to see a clothing store employee folding clothes, and think “I wonder what their opinion is of the latest Ann Patchett book” or “I wonder if they read Knausgård and run a book club when they’re not helping me find jeans in my size.” People see booksellers doing the same tedious tasks as any other retail employee and assume they not only possess unlimited knowledge about the state of publishing but also have unlimited hours to read while in the store. Customers hold booksellers to an impossible intellectual standard. When they fail to live up to said standard, they’re subjected to conversations like this:

“You haven’t read the latest Kingsolver?” a customer will ask, “Why not? What about this one? Or that one? It’s so good though! I thought you would have read all of these!” 

What’s a shame is that they think they’re being kind when they half-recommend, half-admonish bookstore employees. Worse are the people who are flat-out rude. Case in point, a man came into the store at hour six of my shift, and without any preamble, treating me like I was a human Google search bar, said the name of an author, then started spelling the name. When I asked for a second to look up what I assumed he was asking for, he rolled his eyes and began spelling slowly and loudly: “PAUL. P…A…U…” 

Sadly, I’m too old to be treated that way and without thinking I raised my hand and said sternly “Don’t do that.” Now some oblivious retired banker is walking around Long Island asking himself why indie booksellers are so mean. My Midwestern niceness has disappeared, my helpful attitude is now nonexistent. I have been worn down by the people I’m paid to be kind to.

Read the rest here.

#lit #lol #humor #funny #essay #essays #bookselling #barnes and noble #reading #writing #customers #american fiction #books #literature #better book titles #dan wilbur

[napping-sapphic]

my boyfriend is trans, mtf but doesn't like that i consider my sexuality sapphic. what do i do? doesn't sapphic also apply to trans men?

Ah.

Another advice ask😓

Yall i appreciate that some of you feel comfortable asking me for relationship advice or that you might be comfortable here since im an anonymous stranger etc

HOWEVER, let me be straight up honest with you— i havent ever been in an actual relationship, im a MAJOR shut in so i’m not at all up to date with all the minutiae of the queer community, full on i have averaged leaving the house one (1) single time PER MONTH for the last FIVE months

I do not want to give you bad/naive/shortsighted advice

And i promise you do not want my bad advice

I am begging you Please do not ask me for advice i am so stressed

#asks #im so sorry i dont have a response to this #it sounds like something you and your partner need to discuss #i really don’t know what to say #giving ​advice is something that i honestly take pretty seriously #and i really just don’t like doing it when i don’t know much about the topic or situation #so while i DO appreciate people feeling comfortable asking me things #i unfortunately DON’T feel comfortable answering #and this goes for pretty much any advice ask #if you want tips for like how many blankets to use or like how to write an essay that’s about all i got here #airing out all my current major flaws to show yall how unqualified i am #srry i am not a beautiful bookstore customer meeting your eyes across the room #i am at home being Depressed™️ #yall do not want advice from me i am BEGGING you to realize you do not want advice from me #also putting myself down to make a Point™️ promise im good!! #also also very sorry i couldn’t give advice AND it’s a late response anon i hope you find what you’re looking for soon!

[so-i-grudgingly-joined-this-site]

Masterpost of my Analysis, Artwork, and Fanfiction

So, apparently my link formatting was limiting me on my old masterpost, so I'm making this new one. Old masterposts will be linked at the end.

Literary Analysis ("meta") of Neil Gaiman's The Sandman

"I Tried So Hard, and Got So Far, But in the End, it Doesn't Even Matter": The Awkward Meta-Tragedy of Neil Gaiman's The Sandman [google drive version]

Signs of Life: A Season of Mists, Augustus, and a Hopeful Interpretation of The Sandman [google drive version]

Flying? Or Falling with Style? Fear of Falling and Yet Another Analysis of The Sandman [google drive version]

We Need to Talk about Death of the Endless [google drive version]

About The Corinthian...

Dream Killing Bitches, Evil Exes, and Bad Moms: Portrayals of Women in "The Kindly Ones"

Why is Dream's role important and why is he so depressed?

Customized Art Dolls

Dream of the Endless [details] [outfits]

Death of the Endless

Desire of the Endless

In which "I" meet Dream, Death, and Desire (featuring my doll self portrait/OC/dollsona)

Delirium of the Endless [details]

Brief Lives.jpg

In which "I" meet Delirium

Fanfiction

See my Ao3 Here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/EmptyIceCreamContainer

I have written primarily MCU fics, but I do have two Morpheus/Johanna Constantine fics and am open to writing more Sandman-inspired stuff if the inspiration strikes!

Prior Masterposts

Old fic link masterpost

Previous meta masterpost

My original masterpost that got out of control and had half the links break

Tagging those that might want to know:

@serenityspiral @duckland @orionsangel86 @violetoftheendless @roguelov @honeybeezgobzzzzz @dotieeee @notallsandmen @academicblorbo @ambercoloredfox

#masterpost #the sandman #the sandman meta #the sandman essay #neil gaiman's sandman #custom doll #custom dolls #my art #my writing #character analysis #dream of the endless #death of the endless #desire of the endless #delirium of the endless #the corinthian #the sandman comics analysis #original post

[acespaceacepilot]

yeah i am 30 songs deep into a wyll/astarion playlist what of it

#lana talks #yes i did make a custom cover for it WHAT OF IT #i could write an essay about why i chose the songs i chose too

[coldvampire]

academia is currently keeping me from making any content for them that isn't just screenshots. unfortunately.

#oc tag #katerina irakleidis #i want to write i do not want to do essays and power points #Free Me #vampire the masquerade #nines rodriguez #also i love using comic-adjacent presets but like. so often i simply cannot make them work for me gfhjk #its SO hit or miss i dont know what im doing incorrectly lmao #i like the black borders for aesthetic reasons but uh fun fact every time i turn the outlines On for the comic shader in gshade i get this #weird outline of a box in the top left corner??? #idk how to get rid of it so we just cover it up gfhgjhkj #anyway ive settled on a housing location for them finally #like. 8 weeks after the doors fiasco #and one week after i discovered that if you go up High Enough on a lot you lose control of the camera. #four floors high and the speed picks up you just ZOOM across the lot #so no custom apartment for them dgfhjk restrained to actual lots in the city #also i love the hair i have for her but jfc if it doesnt impede certain poses. #the cutting for sooo many kiss shots #depressing

[diaryofan-englishlitstudent]

Wed, 15 Nov

After 2 hours of studying and 2 hours of reading today, I am proud to announce that my first draft for my essay on literary devices in Far from the Madding Crowd by Thomas Hardy and The Custom of the Country by Edith Wharton is done, and I am just over 100 pages in to A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas!

I am so proud of myself considering the gargantuan cold that is wracking its way through my immune system at the moment, and the fact that the sims has been overtaking my entire life for the past 2 weeks.

Let's see if I can do the same tomorrow ...

#dark academia #english lit student #light academia #student #creative writing #english literature #essay writing #far from the madding crowd #thomas hardy #the custom of the country #edith wharton #acotar #a court of thorns and roses #sarah j maas

[timeisacephalopod]

All those idiots who say uni educated people should have "just done trades" need to watch me do something as simple as installing a shelf and get asked AGAIN if they think trades are something any idiot can do because if the answer, after watching me swear up a storm for an hour installing THREE shelves, a task so simple a DOG could do it, is still yes they're dumbasses who thinks trades are Super Easy and skill-less and also straight up want their house to kill them if they'd let me touch ANYTHING during construction. Trades are not something everyone can do I can BARELY install a shelf, shit feels so unbelievably unintuitive to me it's like I'm forcing myself to swallow hot coals I have NO idea how people are good at this shit.

#winters ramblings #give me an essay to write a political policy to criticize a fuckin customer to service and im FINE exemplary even #but give me physical labour? youre looking to die then because the results WILL kill you if you try to use it #assuming whatever ive done is more complicated than putting up a shelf NO ONE like me should do trades #we'd KILL people not fuckin rake in the dough doing plumbing or electrical work or whatever

[peanutstudying]

No one can understand my writing lol 😂

How to solve problem:

Need to make a Anya cipher/secret-code 😎

#starlight anya #anya forger #sxf #spy x family #sxf spoilers #mangacap #sxf manga #manga spoilers #damian desmond #becky blackbell #study notes #essay writing #custom essay paper #sloppy #messy layouts

[nelapanela94]

GUYS

Once I’m done with some kinktober fics I have in mind I’ll jump into the 1k event drabbles and other requests.

Please cope with me.

Love you ❤️

#you guys are the best #there are so many things going on right now in my life #I don’t want to fail the DELF #cries in passé compossé et le conditional #dabbing tears with the essays I still have to write #planning a backpacking trip too #and dealing with customers calls 😭 #and now physiotherapy #AND SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO WRITE

[thisaliennerd]

me explaining that i've had to leave school because of my debilitating chronic daily migraines

literally everyone: so...are you working?

#NO NO I AM NOT #like do you really think i cant write a couple essays a week but i can work a stressful ass customer service job under florescents??? #like please think about that for a second #yes i know im very privileged to not have to #but its not like i live on my own dude #i live with my parents #chronic migraines #migraine #disability stuff #rants #ramblings

[m0e-ru]

wow wowww wow! wowww Wow Wowwww wow. Woww.... wow!! wowww Wow wwowwwwww [This has been a public service announcement the tumblr branch moel gas station is undergoing extreme causalities please refrain from going to this branch in the coming days indefinitely but possibly after 3-5 business days watch where you step and what you say as it may detonate under unidentified circumstances as of today april twenty two twenty twenty three ohh my god what is that heading this directio💥

#kommento #// manager inherent adachinatorism showing up this fucking sucks <- probably write an essay or something if they don't pass out from shock #// wowww sogabe's take on soujis and adachis friendship is so good have yuo considered tgat #// it's sososo cool he started this manga 2009 or something and the golden thing he was able to write in was 20% of this social link #// and I think the way he handled adachis character throughout the manga is so good and refreshing and perfect literally like woww #// somebody give this guy an award for having an adachi I like besides itoumasami visualive adachi #// like Wowwww he really made use of the time or the lack thereof to emphasize everytjing woww Wowww!!! wwowwwwww ohh my god #// pointing at the sky him getting possessed and turned into amenosagiri ohh what's happening to Him WHATS HAPENING TO MY UNCLE #// woww imagine ending up acting like a brat forsaking the world you thougt forsaken you when yuo didn't put the effort to meet halfway #// because some fucking kid showed up and you hated his guts so much like oay imgoign to fucking end the world or I DIE I guess #// kai moeru adachi essay finally 2023!?!??? NO I did that wiht golden anime 1938292 years ago. what magatsu inaba arc does to a mf #// imso fucking tired actually I need to take a shower and work goodbye forever dearest customers. don't die I love you a💥💥💥💥💥