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#China Dream
one-time-i-dreamt · 2 months
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Snoopy was a lesbian and escaped a maximum security Chinese prison to be with his wife
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ybon-paramoux · 1 month
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Dreams of Yang Sha: a parable
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p4nishers · 8 months
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oh so do u think when stede learned zheng conquered china he was having war flashbacks to "we'll go somewhere they'll never find us. we'll go to china" bc i think he was.
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haveyouheardthisband · 4 months
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mondaymelon · 2 months
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me n who ?!?!?!? ME N WHO GUYS ...
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picrews: 1 2 3 4
mking silly girlfailure picrews are the only thing saving my sanity which took quite a number of blows today ( its hanging on by the measliest thread but i think its better to consider it go n e )
anyways i wanna make a silly tag game so we are going to make a silly tag game because in the wise words of martin luther king i think wait it was probably gandhi "be the change you wish to see in the world" arent i so cool guys im taking like the first step forward and :stareyes: ahahah
(no pressure) tags !! 🏷️ : @cienxpidity, @ilyuu, @anonbinaryweirdo, @suntoru, @tuesdayberries, @lume-nosity, @mrcrazyvillainvillainn, @ceneid, @amalythea, @xianyoon, @aeon-yao, @ryuryuryuyurboat, @auroratumbles, @snobwaffles, @the-white-void + everyone i probably forgot to tag (SPS IM SORRY) n anyone else whod like to join !!
#💬 ⌗ 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 . . . ✧#i was in a very silly mood ( mental breakdown ish ) i cried like 16 times in the past hour and that's probably not a good thing but HEY#its fine#im so fine#im so#im so...#*perishes*#begone negativity#its time for me and my delusions#speaking of delusions i actually had the WILDEST Dream last night#and its so crazy because its like the first dream I've had in the past year that's not about a fictional character#yes im pathtetic#carrying on#and i was like escaping from t h e. m a. n i n t he. h a l l w a y#and i was like runnning away yk and then shrek comes over and helps me out by defenestrating me and so i land in some bushes and then start#like putting candy into a bag??? and im like HURRY UP SHREK HES GONNA COME AFTER US#and then i got to this like cult area#where it splits into two paths and i remember it so vividly because there was this gate security and i had to type in my student id to get#and so it opens up to this room and there's two pathways#the one to the right has this giant ass shrine golden statue surrounded by a bunch of children#and the one i go to has little cube spaces caved into the walls for like little decorations and a stair for like a lower other half of the#room#and theres a bunch of children and my irls#and so we break outta there yk#we escape#we get out#and we run into like osme shopping place#and my friend is planning to abandon me with her other friend and they're running away to china#but they refuse to take me with them (ultimate betrayal)#HELP edit but the tags didnt show up cause there were too many...
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victorian-nymph · 1 year
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Terrible shirts I saw and john carpenters slut trilogy kurt russell characters
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some chinese xuegao/sorbets 
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retrocgads · 2 months
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UK 1987
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faerenjun · 9 months
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230815 ICN ✈️
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one-time-i-dreamt · 7 months
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I was in a flying race with a Chinese guy who worked for the Chinese government and my "airplane" was a pack of sliced ham.
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safije · 6 months
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Photos of Beijing China's famous Forbidden City
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kemetic-dreams · 1 year
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jenny-superbadgerz · 1 month
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Shanghai GP Thoughts Pt. 1
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Besides other racing thoughts, the tweets above ^^ has made me so upset. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. The choice of criticising organisers for doing something special for their home driver at his first home race by putting a laughing emoji is so unacceptable. Why do certain creators have a platform? Like did you never have a childhood dream come true? It makes me LIVID AND DISGUSTED that this person and his fellow podcaster yet again say something controversial, but still get to meet drivers or does an podcast about the sport. I have loved since I was a kid while engaging in saying Kachow or singing Life is a Highway, or watching Fast and Furious.
REMINDER to everyone to look at the images below and to read this: Zhou mentioned that as a kid, it was his childhood dream to make it into F1 coming from a country with no big motorsport culture. Lets not forget that his mom sacrificed a lot for him to race as a kid including leaving her family for Sheffield, England when he was 12 so he could get racing opportunities without knowing a lot of English. Today, he made it becoming the first Chinese driver to do so and got to compete in his first home race at Shanghai. He is inspiring so many young kids in Asia as a role model that they too one day can make it into Formula 1. He deserves that celebratory spot and I am so glad that the organisers did this for him, he was my Driver of the Day today. Sending him all the love and hugs headed his way💚🏎️ 🐉
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thicksexyasswomen44 · 19 days
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Yeahhhh
@_eva
@_china
@_venus
@thicksexyasswomen44💣💥
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mistybunny · 10 days
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a real life porcelain doll ୨୧
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yourtongzhihazel · 3 months
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I think Chinese manufacturers should violate MORE intellectual property laws. Fuck Lego. Fuck disney. Fuck mattel. they can kiss my fucking ass. The CPC should stick a finger in the americans face and steal their IP they dont fucking deserve it anyway.
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