I just got another one of those phishing emails where it pretends to be a confirmation of a subscription you never signed up for and tries to trick you into providing personally identifying information for "confirmation purposes" when you attempt to cancel, but:
a. this one is for a weekly grocery delivery service, of all things; and
b. the fake shopping list contains nothing but ham.
I have been fraudulently subscribed to ham.
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Chicken Cordon Blue w/ diced ham, broccoli, garlic, a smokey creamy sauce. (via instagram)
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My dad was talking about how ""woke culture"" wanted to change Thanksgiving. Namely they wanted to switch from turkey to ham and skip it every three years.
He was fine with ham part.
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Croque Monsieur by Sandra's Easy Cooking
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Breakfast Sandwiches with Creamy Herbed Eggs
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I was in a flying race with a Chinese guy who worked for the Chinese government and my "airplane" was a pack of sliced ham.
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