#Carlos will be destroyed

[chicgeekgirl89]

I’m going to need someone to come up with a plausible theory that is not THE current theory about the tragedy that is going to befall us in the finale. Because I am already panicked and like....don’t see how it can be anything other than what we all think it’s going to be. 

#Like if Tim continues his reign of murder and mayhem #I don't see how I'm going to enjoy it at all #Carlos will be destroyed #T.K. will be destroyed AGAIN #And I can't do it #And they shouldn't have to #911 Lone Star #Tarlos #Wedding #Someone save me from my own head

[notyourmusebby]

save me carlos sainz’s big brown eyes save me

#im not strong enough i would destroy the whole world for those big sweet brown eyes of him #dreamy sigh followed by agonizing sobbing #carlos sainz jr #f1 #ferrari #scuderia ferrari #carlos sainz #formula 1

[navstuffs]

How would Leon Kennedy and Carlos Oliveira react to a GN!Reader who gets lazy/tired while on top

author's notes: there is a meme around tumblr that says, "horse pretends to be dead every time it needs to go on a ride." so yeah, this is sorta where this idea came from.

(NSFW +18 UNDER CUT)

Leon Kennedy

Leon knows you will get tired as soon as you offer to be on top. He watches as your hips snap lazily against his, keeping a short set of pace that doesn't make his whole cock disappear inside of you. He is focused on your pleasure expression, eyes semi-open, and wrinkled forehead. You look adorable and irresistible, he thinks. Leon's hands hold lightly in your hips as yours hold into his shoulders for support.

You try to fasten the pace even with your legs complaining, be a good lover, and not get lazy. You got this. You are in total control and enjoying yourself as you ride your boyfriend's dick.

But you both know you need more friction, and Leon has noticed the pout forming on your lips.

"Honey? Can I move now?" Leon asks, and you are almost tempted to say no. But your sex is eager to be touched, and you know you won't be able to keep up much longer.

Poor Leon, you think, as he pleads with his eyes, begging you to allow him to take control.

When you nod, a little embarrassed of your performance, all thoughts vanish from your mind when Leon changes the angle of his legs and starts to hit a spot that makes you see stars. Again. And again.

"Feeling good?" Leon grunts, and you roll your eyes, mumbling a yes.

He doesn't stop, just snaps faster inside you, his thrusts not faltering for one moment. Leon likes to watch you melt in his arms, biting his lips as he continues hitting that delicious spot that makes you moan louder. It is with pride and possessiveness feeling on his heart that Leon knows only he gets you to feel like that. No one else.

His hands grab your asscheeks, and you have to hold tight to his shoulders, his shirt, anything, so you don't lose your mind. He leaves you a blabbering mess, with incoherent thoughts and desperate moans imploring for more, if it is even possible.

"That is it, honey. That is it" Leon whispers satisfied, your body just clay on his hands. You would let him do whatever he wants with you at this point. One of your hands goes instinctively to your sex, rubbing it, desperate to feel your release.

It doesn't take long for you to cum, Leon's whimpers of encouragement being the last straw. Your whole body shakes as you moan his name, and you feel Leon hiding his face into your neck, marking you as his as he cums.

You both remain like this until Leon licks the spot he bit, whispering close to your ear.

"My turn to be on top next."

Carlos Oliveira

Carlos's hands grip tight into your hips as you slowly sit on his cock. Your hands are on his chest, your eyes closed for better focus as you move down, his cock burying deep inside of you. Though lubricated enough, Carlos is still big. That's why he doesn't complain when you take him slowly, your hands using his chest as support. He doesn't mind, and he prefers like that until you get used to his size. The movements keep slow and torturous, and Carlos is confused if you are trying to kill him now.

"What are you doing? Are you okay?" Carlos asks, his voice expressing concern as he scans your face. "I am not hurting, am I?"

"No."

As you continue the slow pace, Carlos tests by moving his hip once, and you bite your lips. He does it again, making you moan.

"Do you want me to move?" Carlos tries because he seriously tries to let you do what you want but needs more. He needs to bury himself deeper inside you.

"Am I not doing a good job?" Your tone sounds hurt, and Carlos tries to explain himself.

"That isn't what I am mean-" That's when he realizes your big naughty grin. 

You don't answer, and Carlos wonders if that isn't exactly what you want. He pulls his legs up, bringing your body down into his chest, and thrusts his hips fast inside you, not stopping. Carlos adds more strength in every thrust. You want to move your hands for support, but Carlos uses one hand to grip your arms behind your back, and you can't move.

He keeps ramming into you, the headboard hitting the wall. Carlos likes to watch your eyes roll into your head, your leaking sex rubbing against his pubic hair, bringing him even more over the edge.

"Isn't this what you wanted?"

You can't even form a sentence to answer him, so close to your orgasm as you are. When you finally cum, screaming Carlos's name, it doesn't take long for him to follow you. He groans loudly, biting your shoulder and holding you tight in his arms, letting every drop of his seed inside you.

After taking a moment to relax, you flop to his side of the bed, gasping for air. Carlos gives you a side-eye as he wonders, curious.

"What was that?"

"Just trying to tease you," but Carlos knows there is more. He turns to your side, that face of his knowing you are hiding something. You admit, defeated. "Fine. I got lazy."

"You should have told me" Carlos brings you close to his body, kissing the top of your forehead. "I wouldn't have any problem getting on top."

You nod in answer, nuzzling into his chest happy and satisfied.

#leon kennedy x reader #carlos oliveira x reader #leon kennedy x you #carlos oliveira x you #leon kennedy smut #carlos oliveira smut #leon s kennedy x reader #leon kennedy #carlos oliveira #leon kennedy imagine #leon kennedy fanfic #carlos oliveira imagine #carlos oliveira fanfic #the preparation for the ot3 slowly comes #i swear when i put those three together i will destroy them

[eirianerisdar]

Most of the Charlos Bahrain GP car ride has been clipped already but the really angsty stuff actually is an overlooked section around 3:50 into the vid:

Carlos at this point looks a bit damp-eyed as he teases Charles and says Charles is going to look at Carlos' onboards later:

Charles starts laughing and looks at Carlos:

Only to realise that Carlos has actual tears in his eyes so he makes a what the hell is wrong with this guy motion and looks away:

They're both looking away from each other now, despite the laughter. Both their eyes are visibly damp:

But of course they can't leave it at that so Carlos pats Charles's shoulder. "Don't worry," Carlos says:

#what in the angsty pre-teammate leaving fanfic is this #I'm destroyed #charles' tears are more visible in the video itself #f1 #charlos #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #scuderia ferrari #ferrari #bahrain gp 2024 #my post

[leclercskiesahead]

Excuse meeeeee

#why does Carlos look so hot and handsome here #hot disgruntled businessman #with his perfectly swept hair #meanwhile charles is so soft #charlos #carlos sainz jr #charles leclerc #c2 #c square #f1 #also also. bodyguard au. #he’s about to destroy you for making his charge sad

[carlos55inz]

we need to have the conversation of how charles fans treat his teammates without falling into the accusatory zone that we want to harm charles by having this conversation.

i mean charles no harm, but it is something that is getting extremely out of hand and it needs to be talked about. some charles fans have gotten too freely with being cruel to others drivers.

people used to call sebastian vettel a CORPSE. yes, scuderia ferrari screwed him. yes, everyone loves sebastian vettel again NOW (because he is far away from it and free from this hell) but back in 19/20? charles fans, mainly on twitter, made his life miserable. he couldn’t win. he couldn’t make anyone happy. if he won, he was taking something from charles that belonged to charles rightfully. it he lost, he was old and bad and should retire already and this sport wasn’t for him. he wasn’t a team player. he didn’t care about ferrari. he wanted to screw charles over.

if you just got here, if carlos is your first experience of how charles’ teammates are treated, let me tell you. everything that is being said about carlos has already been said about sebastian. and it is crazy for some people to understand that because everyone loves sebastian again, so you can’t even imagine what he went throught.

and i’m sorry for generalizing all of charles fans, im a charles fan, but it is something we need to stop and look at and talk about. how long will we let it go. how long until it starts to happen to lewis hamilton, of all people. how long until they dismiss his victories and say he is old and should give up of this sport so charles can win.

and you know one of the worst part? charles loves to race. every time he had to fight for it, he loved it. when he and carlos race in that track, he comes out with a big smile and talking about how he loves to race carlos. how this is real racing. he loves to fight for it. to prove himself. to have to sweat for it.

all while his fans try to make everyone just bow down their heads and give him things in a plate, already chewed and easy to get. as if he would like that. as if he can’t prove himself worth otherwise. as if he isn’t good enough to fight for it.

#ceu talking #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #sebastian vettel #lewis hamilton #scuderia ferrari #i might just be tired of this circle repeating itself without anyone being hold accountable #i had to sit back and watch as sebastian vettel got fucking demolished on twt by some charles fans #i had to read all that after being so excited that my favorite driver would be in my favorite team!! it was the dream!!! #i had to see all the horrendous things people talk about carlos #and they are destroying the sport really because you can’t fight anymore with all you have to be on the first #this is a competitive sport and people are being cussed at for being (check notes) competitive #these people wouldn’t stand A DAY of sebmark brocedes and they would DIE if they saw classic f1 #prosenna? those people would COMBUST #anyway #wathever #i’m just pissed off #i might not even be making sense #is easy to ride behind a ‘anti-wathever’ tag and talk the most horrendous things isn’t it #had to see on twitter some charles fans already talking shit abt LEWIS HAMILTON

[mjtfosi]

Class Of 2022 will forever hold a special place in my heart.

#just a big dysfunctional family #destroyed my mental health n also cured it ty #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #lewis hamilton #carlos sainz jr #daniel ricciardo #charles leclerc #lando norris #mick schumacher

[artemispt]

I think I’ll commit a murder today

#the way his voice trembled a bit while he said ‘I’ve been very strong very quick’ #[insert gif of the panda destroying an office] #carlos sainz #carlos sainz jr #austrian gp 2023

[lopposting]

On the "original" korean script

its pretty certain that LoP has been a smash hit, i really hope they go back and do a korean dub

I REALLY WANT TO SHARE THIS. i fell down the translation rabbit hole after looking for a specific translated version of pinocchio

so, Carlo is way franker in the original korean version.

taking this really important line in the game. In english, the line was translated to

"I don't care if an old man like that kicks the bucket!"

I feel like it's way harsher in the korean version. in korean it was

"그깟 늙은이, 죽어도 상관 안 해"

which to me is more like "That old geezer, he can die for all I care." (literal translation would be like.. "That oldie, don't care even if he dies") In korean it's not so much a one to one translation as it is different conjugations and grammar depending on respect and the speaker. he doesn't literally call him an "old shit" but "그깟 늙은이" is let's say, carlo being very flippant

(if there are any korean speakers, yall are probably better than me, if you can refute or confirm this plz lmk)!!

ALSO: I went and I checked the Riddler's phone calls and they do also rhyme in korean!!? imagine adapting all that!! That is such the translation feat!!

more translation notes:

Geppetto: In my own way, I grew to love you. After all, you're the puppet that would bring my son back to life.

The line in korean strikes me as more tragic.

"하지만 알아 다오, 나는 너도 사랑했단다. 내 아들 카를로를 되살려줄 인형으로"

eng (interpretation mine +google translate):

"But know this, I loved you too. You're the doll that would bring my son Carlo back to life."

(or save my son Carlo) confirming that geppetto did love Pino. just not enough.

그래도 부모는 자식을 기다려 주게 마련이지. 너같이 매를들어야 할 말썽꾸러기라도 말이다.

"Still, parents are bound to wait for their children. Even if it’s a troublemaker like you who deserves a beating."

in the english version, it was:

"Still, a father always looks after his children. Even naughty ones like you who deserve to be punished."

I think the english localization team took their own interpretation to adapt the story which is really cool to see. Like Geppetto keeps calling us his "good boy", there's no real equivalent to that in korean perhaps, but it's infantilizing and uncomfortable to an english audience (Pino may be young, but he's still a far cry from what we would call a "child"). plus there's that added BioShock inference for good measure

네 자유는 널 위한 게 아니다, 인형! Your freedom is not for you, puppet! (no mention of carlo)

in the english release, it was

Your freedom is not for you, but for Carlo!

interestingly, there is no mention of carlo in the korean version at some points where the english version mentions him, and sometimes Carlo is mentioned in the korean lines when the english version omits this. [edit note: it may have been because of test players comprehension of who exactly carlo was at this point in this story]

also, there is no difference between "doll" and "puppet" in korean as it is in english (as far as I know), and they use the word 인형 in the game where it was translated to "puppet" (when it would be generally translated to "doll"). In english, a "doll" indicates a toy generally for young children, while a puppet denotes a figure or figurine that is manipulated by a puppeteer. I really like that, it makes the setting even more story-book like

another note, carlo calling geppetto "old-ass" suggests that geppetto had him in his old age. In english "old man" is often an affectionate term for your father, so there's a difference there. in korean, i think carlo is simply insulting him LOL

[last of all, this is all just assuming that the script was originally in korean to begin with. ]

#lies of p #liesofp #lop #spoilers #lies of p spoilers #korean #theory #“but know this I loved you too” is destroying me #pinocchio #lies of p carlo

[mico-evelyn1]

MY DRIVE TO SURVIVE S6 TITLES AND STORY LINES

this of course is for fun so please don't get to angsty if you don't completely agree

EPISODE 1: The Lion's Roar

what is it about?: it is about Max Verstappen and Red Bull's dominance and perez-essentially-drowning. of course with a toto wolff interview were he bitches about RB. [photo cred]

Explain the name: Max Verstappen = Lion (plus it's a good song)

EPISODE 2: Daddy's Boy

what is it about?: it's about aston martins red-hot start to the season and fernando alonso's podiums and dominating lance stroll in the standings and questioning lance strolls place in the team after the Qatar incident. [photo cred]

Explain the name: Daddy's cash but replace the cash with boy

EPISODE 3: The French Dispute

what is it about?: it's about alpine going crazy. Namely focusing on the aussie gp and Otmar Szafnauer & Alan Permane departures. and of course they have to bring up Oscar Piastri. [photo cred]

Explain the name: The French Dispatch (a movie i've never seen) but it's The French Dispute

EPISODE 4: Oceans Rising

what is it about?: Alphatauri's revolving door of driver, Nyck De Vries, Daniel Ricciardo and Liam Lawson (best believe they didn't even interview Tsunoda) [photo cred]

Explain the name: daniel ricciardo and liam lawson are from oceania (australia and new zealand respectively) plus if you're poetic you can see it as the team drowning in controversy (that's not the best word but i don't have a better word)

EPISODE 5: Smooth Operation

what is it about?: Carlos Sainz and the Singapore Grand Prix [photo cred]

Explain the name: smoooothhhhh opperrattorrr

EPISODE 6: The New Kid

what is it about?: Oscar Piastri's rookie season and the pressure it put on Norris [photo cred]

Explain the name: Do I have to?? it's obvious

EPISODE 7: The American Dream

what is it about?: Logan Sargeant's rookie season (of course they have James Vowels break down logan's season) [photo cred]

Explain the name: 🇺🇸🦅💥

EPISODE 8: Tensions Rising

what is it about?: george russell and lewis hamilton's season together, especially focusing on their crash in qatar & their fighting in japan. And yes, it does mention Brocedes and yes, it does have toto wolff in a turtleneck bitching (its essential at this point) [photo cred]

Explain the name: its obvious, but i so desperately wanted to name it "the broken tea cup" but i didn't 😔

EPISODE 9: Broken Wishes

what is it about?: charles leclerc's suffering at ferrari, especially in Brazil, but then it get happy in Las Vegas, then it ends pensively as ferrari lost second in the championship to Mercedes [photo cred]

Explain the name: idk just sounded right

EPISODE 10: Last Across the Line

what is it about?: HAAS and their eternal shittines (sorry haas fans) and of course we cannot forget Guenther Steiner being dropped (this will be the most dramatic part of the show) [photo cred]

Explain the name: haas finished last in the championship so i put it into a race context

please remember this is for jokes

#please these title cards where made on canva in 1 minute and tumblr destroys the quality of the images #f1 #oscar piastri #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lando norris #carlos sainz #lewis hamilton #george russell #daniel ricciardo #pierre gasly #toto wolff #estaban ocon #liam lawson #yuki tsunoda #logan sargeant #fernando alonso #lance stroll #alex albon #nico hulkenberg #kevin magnussen #sergio perez #cecilias vroom vroom car post

[belovedsanie]

tk saying "we're not going to find him alive are we" is so devastating. carlos is his HEART. my poor boy is thinking that he's about to lose his heart

#i'm suffering #i asked for angst but this is gonna destroy me #tarlos #carlos reyes #tk strand #tk x carlos #911 lone star

[brightyistired]

Windy

Once again, I'm not an animator

#carlos sainz #carlos sainz jr #f1 #formula 1 #f1 fanart #cs55 #my art #brighty draws #man i kind of really hate this now #it looks so janky #oh well #i tried to make this a gif but it got absolutely destroyed so if anyone knows how to make a nice gif hmu #i mourn what happened to the frame rate and the saturation

[singsweetmelodies]

yes, i haven't been online for like a week (2 weeks?! idfk) but also yes, i really am coming back online exclusively to hate on carlos sainz. because, man, FUCK THAT BITCH, this is a charles blog before everyone else <3

#👏 FUCK 👏 CARLOS 👏 SAINZ 👏 #how the fuck does he get this lucky I DON'T GET ITTTTT #how is it that the ONE TIME charles isn't on the front row in like TEN RACES... this ONE TIME; max's car dies? #i am so FUCKING MAD... especially because the carlos girlies will be all over this again. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK #anti carlos sainz #ALWAYS anti carlos sainz #may charles absolutely DESTROY him in the next many many races #FUCK #can it be 2025 alreadyyyy #at least if lewis won i could still be happy about it instead of hopping mad #god i can't wait to have that egotistical CLOWN out of ferrari!!!!!!!!!

[sunny-sainz]

“but this is life, it wasn’t my decision, but i like to think that the future could reserve me something even better”

what the absolute hell sir??

#my heart is breaking #I love him so much and this destroys me inside #he’s so hopeful for the future #I am too cause he’s an amazing driver #he deserves 10 times better than ferrari #carlos sainz #carlos sainz jr #scuderia ferrari #formula one #f1 #fuck ferrari

[blahblahbih]

Sleepy Suzuka recap 😗✌️

(Again because tumblr didn’t post my last one for whatever reason)

To whoever gave me a lethal dose of hopium and delulu, I demand financial compensation.

McLaren… why, just why. It’s not a disasterclass by any means it’s just underwhelming, no comments, 1/10

Charles Leclerc the tire whisperer that your are, tire deg who??? 100% deserves dotd, Carlos 3 starts 3 podiums, Ferrari is no longer ferraring, slay.

I was asleep at the beginning and also fell asleep like 5 times throughout the race but omg lance during the red flag????? Sirrrrr, never let scissors near him ever again he’s back in his racing point era, simply gorgeous!

WE GOT YOINTSSS

Thoughts and prayers for Williams mechanics and Danny ric fans

P screaming “maxiee” made the Dutch national anthem more bearable

Final thoughts: nyooooooommmmm nyoooom nyooooommmm is the perfect white noise to fall asleep to

#that’s all folks #lando norris #oscar piastri #mclaren #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #ferrari #lance stroll #daniel ricciardo #alex albon #max verstappen #f1 #formula 1 #japan gp 2024 #suzuka 2024 #my delulu is now destroyed #and so is my sleep schedule #praying for better times #keep scissors away from f1 drivers #yuki tsunoda

[alwaystiredneverofcarlosreyes]

"No one's gonna find you though..." - Creepy kidnapper/serial killer guy to Carlos.

He does not know how mistaken he is. There is a TK Strand out there who stole a fire truck just to search for his dad. Also the same TK who was close to death but decided eh better wake up because my man needs me and I need to tell him to breathe. He does not know that TK Strand has went through hell and back and is still standing... and he'll do it again for Carlos. This man will be on a mission to be reunited with his heart.

#4x04 come through for me #give me unhinged TK or don't give me anything at all #and I keep thinking about the proposal #now he might lose the love of his life #and the future I have no doubt he has been thinking about and planning towards #and that involves Carlos #so there isn't a risk that TK will not take to make sure that Carlos comes back home #as much as things are tense between them #they will both fight to see and have each other again #AND I JUST WANT TO BE DESTROYED BY IT ALL #whatever they go through- the most certain thing is they absolutely love each other #and they will go through hell and high waters for each other #not only does Carlos have TK Strand in his corner #he has family and friends who have become family and they too would do anything for each other #PERIOD DOT!! #911 lone star #911 lone star spoilers #tk strand #carlos reyes #tarlos