#CRAWLING BARKING

[jangmi-latte]

TELELET 📞📳📞TELELET📞📳📞CAN I HALP U?👀🧐😈TELELET📞📳📞TELELET📞📳📞 BORK🐶🐶BORK🐶🐶BORK🐶🐶AYAYAY🎶🎶 AYM🤭🤪 YOR LITOL😝😍😍BATIRPLAY🦋🦋AYAYAY🎶🎶🎶AYM😅😅🤩YOR LITOL😘😘😍BATERPLAY🦋🦋AYAYAY🎶🎶AYM🤩😅🤩YOR LITOL😍🤩😍 BATIRPLAY🦋 call me old fashioned, but i was born to serve vil. i do the laundry, cook dinner, clean dishes. i live to serve & carry out every demand of his on the slightest whim, its what i was put on this earth to do. if he cheats on me then its my fault! he caught me slipping. *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~ Wheeeee! Oinka oinka! Haaaaaaheeee! A- whooooga A-whoooooga! Aaaaaargh! Hneeeeeeeee! Fnrgh! Grunt grunt! Hinggggg! Whazzo! Boink jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.

#YEEEEEEEEEEEEES YEEEEEEEEEEEES GIVE ME MORE SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN #GOOD LORD HELLO UGH AH HNGH MMM #MORE MORE MORE MORE #I CAN TAKE IT #GIVE ME MORE #I'M BEGGING #PLEASE #PLEASE PALEASAELAEPLAS EOAKLAE #CRAWLING BARKING #*foams mouth* GRRRRR *snarl* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL #GRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRERRERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEE

[ato-dato]

I return to you with one piece fanart, sire.

#LONG TIME NO SEE EVERYONE!!!! #crawled out of my cave to post about one piece #i am cringe but i am free #anyway #I’m not even done with thriller bark but I needed to redesign these outfits #I need robin to go back to wearing long sleeve leather sets #and a matching cowboy hat #and for nami to dress all sporty again #pls #one piece #one piece egghead #one piece nami #one piece robin #nico robin #nami #cat burglar nami #one piece fanart #art #artwork #my art #fanart #digital art #drawing #bonus robin as a treat

[hedgehog-moss]

Took the bus to the big city yesterday and it only stops near where I live in the early morning and late at night, so I left a bowl for Pandolf with enough food for his 2 meals of the day. He didn’t start eating because it was too early for breakfast and he’s punctilious about mealtimes, but I told him “Bon appétit” to Authorise The Kibble, then left. When I came home at night it was long past his normal dinner time yet I found the bowl half-full—he had eaten the breakfast portion but since he only got 1 bon appétit he didn’t dare to eat the rest for dinner. I don’t think if I had said it twice in a row he would have understood that one of them was a Bon Appétit voucher for his next meal unfortunately. But I’m always amazed by his scruples, he is the most principled animal I know. When he was a puppy he would try to stick his head in his bowl while I poured the food so I taught him to wait until he heard ‘bon appétit’ before going anywhere near it—and very quickly in his mind the words became an incantation that turns the contents of his bowl from a miasma of forbidden unthinkableness into edible food that belongs to him.

This is Pandolf waiting for me to cast the Legal Food spell:

#crawling along #i received an anon asking for more Pandolf updates for their little sister just as i was writing this Pandolf post! :) #he's very serious about his job when he's left alone to guard the house and especially at night #when i come home late at night he's very impressive. full guard dog mode with ferocious growling and barking at my car #in case i'm an intruder #then i get out of the car and i'm like hey!!! and pan goes from scary threatening cerberus to bouncy ball trying to nose-kiss my cheek #in a millisecond. he's like BEGONE THIEF CRIMINAL SCOUNDR—oh!!!! hi!!!!!!!! <3

[dykealloy]

one piece filler ep where they run into another peto-peto villain of the week guy but this time instead the devil fruit power rearranges people's brain chemistry so they have the thoughts behaviours emotional intelligence etc of a dog. zoro gets hit but he's just exactly the same

#it's a problem in that of it's a non-problem. i.e. no one notices so it never gets addressed. the straw hats just leave #zoro starts growling and barking at an enemy mid-fight and nami's like i really wish this was new for you but we all know it's not. #sanji finds zoro in the store room like 4 weeks later on all fours gnawing on a bone and is like yeah nothing out of the ordinary here #(kicks him out) #his tactile needs increase marginally but luffy's already on top of this so it goes entirely under the radar #he catches a rabbit with his bare teeth and starts shaking it around and usopp just starts screaming CAN YOU FUCKING STOP WITH THAT SHIT #(normal usopp-zoro interaction) #zoro gets flocked by children one time and he just. accepts it. Lets them pile up and crawl all over him. And Robin's like ''actually....' #''No. Nothing new.'' #the gang only start getting suspicious 4 months in when zoro gets into a habit of sitting between luffy's legs or at his feet #but the suspicion is honestly more directed towards the relationship status there #one piece #op #opla #zolu #roronoa zoro #zoro #CJ's op watch-through

[jimmyspades]

Can't you just stay a little?

#BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!! WOOF GRRRRR #james spader #alan shore #boston legal #* #crawling on his knees begging pleading desperate. WHO WROTE THIS SHOW!!!! #what a good boy

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Daddy as fuck.

#don’t mind me I’m just gonna crawl up under that table and stay there for a while #he’s illegally sexy with a cigar and I’m not afraid to say it #he can ash right in my mouth and I’d be like ‘thank you daddy 😋’ #just give him a glass of brandy and I’d be crawling barking and drooling like a mutt #beat my ass with that rolled up paper you sexy mf #jonathan davis #korn #nu metal

[mwagneto]

telling my friends im gonna be 3 hours late to the meetup but not saying why (i have to watch the ofmd trailer before i leave)

#i need to be home. my little babygirl princess is gonna be ON MY SCREEN #the bond i have to ed is actually indescribable like it genuinely makes me feel fucking insane #im seeing him in FOUR hours. throwing up and crying i need to crawl inside the screeennnn #barking #ofmd #our flag means death

[muttfangs]

she's herbivorous and gentle, y'all...............................

#barking into the void #bugs #I'd let her crawl on me. look at her!!!!

[woundlingus]

Making fun of canon crowcifer noncon pet play and then turning around to reblog posts about how I’d be suuuuuuch a good dog THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

#I think it’s just so funny because Crowley takes it so personally #that’s fucking Lucifer and he just wants you to crawl around in your knees and bark #like this is beyond best case scenario did you see what that guy did to Sam???? #Lucifer keeps him around because it’s just SO easy to torture that guy that it’s funny to him #‘​fetch my newspaper boy’ #Crowley: this is the sickest most fucked up thing anyone has done in the history of ever I’m such a poor little guy :( #spn #supernatural #crowcifer #Lucifer spn #Crowley spn

[hedgehog-moss]

Exploring a very rocky part of the woods with Pan. We found caves! (but no cave paintings.) The rocks were wet and mossy so it was like 10°C colder down there than in the rest of the forest. An ideal walk for August...

#crawling along #(can you spot the little pandolf in the second pic?) #i knew this place existed somewhere near the village but i'd never been able to find it before #i had to ask the librarian for help and her directions were like ''there should be a small pyramid of pebbles to indicate the right path... #there's a tree with an arrow carved in the bark but it's starting to scab over now so you'll need to pay attention'' #me: ''pay attention to every single tree in the forest.....?'' #but then i remembered i should be doing that anyway

[jackals-ships]

i will indulge in one (1) crush thot bc im Antsy that i think if i kissed [redacted] it would feel like licking an old tv,

#jackals barks #LIKE...yknow the static feeling #anyways. crawls over a wall. no one look @ me #NO ONE. look at me

[neathbound-fiends]

I posted on Discord but thinking about the fucking stalactite card

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The droning speech on the stage is interrupted as something shatters; the world snaps, loud and horrible sounds that she can feel deep inside her. Someone screams and then everyone does--the air itself seems to be as rubble rains down.

The panic thrums through her as she tries to navigate, but everything is too loud and too fast. There are things at her feet she can't get over, can't make her way around. Overturned chairs. Debris from above. Something soft that makes her feel sick to think what (no. who) it might have been.

She hears her name a split second before she's grabbed, wrapped in his embrace, his body shielding hers. "Don't be scared!" but his voice rises and breaks with terror. He sees something she doesn't. Something cracks loose from above with a sound as if the earth is snapping like a limb.

#yield... #somebody please let me ramble please let me crawl into your DMs I will be soo polite and charming and normal and not snarl or bark at all #Warren my beloved my sweet child my baby creature #haha considering making a whole entire THING about this for writing #fallen london

[chikinan]

i finally got a psych evaluation scheduled today for the ahdh situation and. i forgot. and missed it.

#i wanna crawl undergorund #mati barks #im sending emails now #i literally got distracted in the kitchen #when i was getting water #for the call #and started doing dishes #and forgot

[rklf001]

me every time i realize ezra bridger is back

#star wars #star wars rebels #ahsoka show #ezra bridger #my sweet sweet boy is safe and he’s going to come home #and if anything happens to him? #dave i’m in your walls crawling around and scratching like a rat #and barking at 3 am #or screaming from the top of my lungs as soon as you fall asleep

[meowthplushie]

i think if fang were to get a modern design, he should be roughed up at least a lil bit. scarred and stuff. bc i feel like after losing bark and bean + the events of superstars, he gets more reckless and he's not rly taking care of himself all that well. having a midlife crisis in his early 30's. dude's wellbeing is rocky to say the least

#i feel like he would hit his lowest point and crawl back to bark and bean for help again #he's not gonna last on his own

[theadventurek9]

Paragliders are the worst dog owners. They just let their dogs our on launch/landing zones and then take off and fly away for 20-60 minutes. Are their dogs friendly? Most are, but not all. Will they get into your stuff? Likely. Will some chase other paraglider pilots when they are launching and landing? Likely. Will they harass other dogs? Probably. 60% are well behaved dogs that just hang out. Yet its the 40% that is just obnoxious.

There are always a handful of dogs just wandering around on launch when it’s flyable. Always one that will chase and bark at people when they launch and land. A handful of those will nip at people as they are launching and landing. Its just obnoxious and terrible etiquette. 

#I mean I'm a person that brings my dog to launch #but I also put her in the car when I'm flying #had a dog yesterday that was saying hello to aayla while I was laying down #I could tell aayla was a little annoyed by his over friendly nature #but then he crawled into my lap and started jumping on top of me #i was trying to stand up and push him away when aayla stepped in to correct him #after the correction the dog went around me and started barking at aayla #which meant I had a bully breed dog barking IN my face #it really pissed me off #I was finally able to stand and chased it off before the owner noticed and called it #he came over to apologize #but how did he not notice his dog was bothering us first? #why did it take me yelling 'get' and chasing his dog