#COULDN’T ESCAPE IF I WANTED TO

[xoxoladyclara]

I love the Witcher as much as the next person and I want the best for baby Jaskier but I literally cannot get past the fact that his love interest is Young Harry in a shitty wig

#WATERLOO #COULDN’T ESCAPE IF I WANTED TO #the Witcher #jaskier #radovid #jaskier x radovid #I’m so sorry I just can’t do this right now #the wig has destroyed me #mamma Mia #mamma mia here we go again

[needle-noggins]

Shhhh he’s listening to Waterloo

#this is. technically fic fan art? #tristamp #trigun #vash the stampede #trigun stampede #also a panel redraw #the missle is eepy #this is white noise to him #anyway. waterloooo! couldn’t escape if I wanted to! Waterloo! knowing my fate is to be with you! #anyway this was so minimal effort I just needed to get it out please excuse the shit coloring #sav art

[gaylos-lobos]

actually before i go to sleep

giving Luz the same kinda shot composition here directly after finding out what happened to King and Eda (and telling Camila that she hasn’t changed her mind about returning back to Gravesfield after rescuing the two) while dressed as Azura (someone she admires) to when Philip arrived to the isles in search and rescue for Caleb (<- if getting there was accidentally or not does not matter) while dressed in his attire or at least clothes that resembles them, truly driving home the point of how similar the two of them are and how they really are just mirrors of the other

#especially the returning back to Gravsfield line is really important to me. both of them wanted to return to a home that isn’t home because #their actual home is the people/person they want to rescue. #how they really are just the other to the left and that’s exactly how Luz and Camila escape the tragedy that Philip and Caleb couldn’t #theres more to say about this but im tiered and need to go to sleep. #but also how the collector is playing out stories they’ve been told and quit literally using the isles and it’s inhabitants to do so #the way Luz in the beginning and Philip project onto it. anyways stopping here #cause i could be talking about the Luz. Collector. Philip parallels all night. which would lead into the once with King. Eda. Caleb so on #and so forth. considering how many characters parallel each other in different ways. #like the quadrant of Caleb and Luz and Luz and Philip and Philip and Camila and Camila and Caleb once. #(<- was just about to elaborate in tags but I should just word that all out properly and make an actual post instead (well another one)) #i lost my point im going to sleep. gn #philly cheese steak #meta tag #toh #the owl house #luz noceda #philip wittebane #emperor belos

[deadlyeyez]

this post perfectly articulated my thoughts on the ultrakill OST in a way i couldn’t express before, so.

i got a little too autistic about it.

by a really messy sketch that took me an hour because i couldn’t figure out v1’s leg anatomy for a sec

#deadlyeyez art tag #artists on tumblr #small artist #deadlyeyez speaks #deadlyeyez ultrakill tag #ultrakill #v1 #v1 ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #gabv1el #lust layer ultrakill #king minos #king minos ultrakill #my thoughts on it are that the OST always seemed a little too personal to just be music #and we all know haikita adds EVERYTHING for a reason #i refuse to believe that doesn’t mean the music too #and the expression of the music that goes with “you’re not getting away this time.” always spoke to me in a way i couldn’t articulate #which speaking of which v1 goes out of its way to kill v2 which means gabriel’s escapes were entirely v1’s want

[merakiui]

If you thought bodyguard!Floyd would be insufferable with ido!darling, imagine gravure model!darling then absbdbjfjfj

Omg gravure model darling with stalker fan Jade…… gross, slimy, creepy Jade with his gross, slimy, creepy views!!!! >_< he closely follows the magazine in which you’re often featured, buying two copies of each new issue (one to frame as a precious collectible) and the other meant to sustain…damages (i.e. cum stains, sweat, drool, other bodily fluids). He’s found your social media and he also follows that, going through your posts and printing out each tasteful image to string up on his walls.

He’s even bought a few of the swimsuits and lingerie you’ve modeled, and when he fucks into his hand or the onahole (which he pretends is you) he imagines peeling those skimpy outfits from off of your pretty body with skilled fingers. You would look so lovely beneath him, skin hot with desire and arousal, chest heaving with hitched breaths and moans, hands curled into the bedsheets, when he traces his fingertips up your thighs, prying them apart to get a proper look at your pussy. Thoughts of you burying your hands in teal locks to hold him there while he eats you out always send him tipping over the edge. It’s a terrible shame it’s only a fantasy. Oh, the things he’d do if you were really here with him…

Lately, ever since he’s started cyber-stalking and obsessing over you, Jade’s wanted to get into photography. He buys the best camera, but then he also gets a vintage one just for the sake of aesthetics. It would be nice to develop these photos the old way: in a dark room where he must be precise and careful with handling every fragile photograph. Jade photographs a lot of nature, often things he comes across on his walks and hikes. Mushrooms. Trees. Leaves. Flowers. Unique stones or moss growing contrary. He photographs insects: a line of ants leading to an anthill, butterflies swarming blossoms, a caterpillar coming free from its cocoon. He likes the familiar weight of a camera in his hands. He likes being the one behind the lens, peering through at what’s seen with the camera, as if the world that lies beyond it is merely a portrait someone’s painted.

He wants to learn where you live, the places you frequent, what building the company you’re signed to works out of so that he may hopefully have a chance to capture candid photographs of you—things that no one but him will ever see. Intimate sides he will preserve within a picture.

Jade photographs potential locations deep within the forest. He captures the stages of death in permanence: the horrified countenance of your lover when they realize he’s holding a knife in his hand, the aftermath of a brutal slaughter, the perfectly, methodically dismembered corpse with all of its parts packaged in plastic and aligned in a grave dug deep, the mound of soil that soon covers the evidence, and the beautifully rare flowers or tree saplings he plants directly above the body.

Jade develops these photos in the makeshift dark room in his apartment. They’re well-done, but that’s how all of his work is. Eerily flawless. Recently, he learned where you live. It took some digging and lots of patience, but he’s good at uncovering forbidden things. When the time comes to take you, he’ll have to bring his camera along. He’d love to see what expressions he can photograph when he catches you by surprise. And he anticipates every photo will be far better than any of the previous ones he’s taken. After all, they’ll contain you and the raw, beautiful emotions you’ll show him. That’s something he’ll never be able to find in the average magazine.

#twisted chit chat #yandere twst #depraved jade is such a good flavor of jade #average uni student jade who falls obsessively for gravure model darling #and he wears glasses because it’s cute but also because moray eyesight is horrible #and he lost his contact lenses long ago and can’t be bothered to get new ones!!!! #i feel like there are two sides of jade #the side that wants to love you forever and knock you up and keep you as his cute housewife #and the side that wants to see you within an inch of your life covered in blood or expression contorting in pain #or ankles and calves bruised and twisted and shattered from the wooden bat he took to your legs so you couldn’t escape #aaaa yes it wouldn’t be an obsession from jade leech if there wasn’t a hint of very brutal violence

[annoyingloudmicrowavecultist]

thinking about how the first thing we learn about ambrosius is that he ruined ballister’s life. but the first time we see him in person he saves it

#comic spoilers in tags #nimona #nimona comic #nimona graphic novel #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister blackheart #saves it in the sense that ballister wanted to stay behind for nimona (who could survive an explosion that ballister definitely couldn’t) #and ambrosius forces him to leave #in chapter 10 he does it again but it’s more obviously saving ballister’s life because he drags ballister out of direct danger lol #if you’re one of the people who is unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end of my nimona brainrot #you know how Obsessed i am with the multiple escape sequences #sorry. #movie equivalent to this is ambrosius being introduced as a bro jock who you’d expect to be an asshole and then the first thing he does #is love ballister #pluto talks

[hexiquin]

Hell’s Paradise (using strict canon, sorry my lesbian girlies) has some of the best written platonic relationships I have seen in a big named manga.

On one hand I’m kinda surprised that I really haven’t seen a lot of platonic relationships in media that I felt were good (at least good that I noticed while reading), but on the other hand a good portion of the original media I have consumed has barely subpar written romantic relationships so…

#This and inside job have good platonic relationships #I am weak tho and couldn’t escape seeing yuzuriha x sagiri #I want a modern au where they go on a date #hell’s paradise #jigokuraku #hexi posting

[friezaglasiencold]

Oh so I can finally text to you too. Hi there! You know, anonymous Pride Trooper and all (account still doesn't work so I waited until I can do this). Plus I was gone for two weeks since... Alright I'll keep it short. April Fools' was the most chaotic day we had. So just wanted to ask, What actually do you think about Pride Troopers? If you want to know what went down over there I will tell you (if you want to) but maybe next time. PS: Yeah Jiren is still mad at you because of the joke about his dead parents. Also it is nice to meet Yamcha

I don’t have any particular respect for your lot, especially not considering that you brought a God of Destruction to a tournament populated otherwise by mortals. Had I known we could employ such underhanded tactics, I wouldn’t have wasted that energy I stole from the Ninth on my little test for Goku… a shame. We’d have seen then just who made the better candidate.

#text response #((yes my hc is that it was a test… he seemed to be making fun of the fact that goku couldn’t escape the hakai with the same ease he could)) #((if he’d actually died there I think frieza would have laid the revenge thing to rest bc what good is a rival that can no longer rival him #((he wanted to see how goku measured up to his new strength))

[madeleinelovescolours]

Weighted blankets are amazing until you have to mash your sheets and then you have to remove all your pillows and blankets and plushies from your bed and you regret all your life choices.

#but also I slept amazing last night with my fresh and clean bedding and all my neatly arranged pillows #I take my bed seriously #when I couldn’t find a fluffy mattress topper I bought a $20 comforter from the kids section and layered that below my sheets #and ordered a king sized bed-gap filler to go along the side of my bed that touch the wall. that way stuff doesn’t fall down the side #when I escaped dv one of the forst thing I want to do was reclaim my sleep #because sleep had been taken from me #I wasn’t allowed to sleep before her #which meant I didn’t sleep until after 2 and I work in the mornings #I would also get yelled at for sleeping wrong #sleeping wrong mean sleeeping with my arms in from of me

[anonymonstrosity]

Waylon Smithers introduced me to ABBA and I haven’t been the same since. Send tweet.

#WATERLOO! COULDN’T ESCAPE IF I WANTED TO! #waylon smithers #abba

[mrsdulac]

.

#a wonderful day turned into a horrific night #i am freaking out #i was staying with a friend #a really good friend and i love them so much #i truly do but their home is infested and I don’t do well with bugs #i tried my hardest to spend the night but there were bugs all over me and i just couldn’t take it #and it was freaking me out #to the point where i think i had a panic attack #so i ordered a uber to go home #in the middle of the night #and i can still feel the fucking roaches on my skin #and I’m breathing real hard in my uber trying to keep it together #and i feel so awful about it #bc i didn’t wake them up to tell them i was leaving #i was honestly just thinking about escape #but i know it’s gonna hurt their feelings which i don’t want to do #but i just can’t sleep in a place where bugs are gonna crawl all over me like #one of my biggest fears is a bug crawling inside my body via my ears or nostrils or whatever #so i just ran #and i feel like that makes me a bad person… #i’m just having a really bad night rn #and could use a hug or three

[lambs4slaughter]

what if. You wanted to get rid of the slime in your ear during the blood moon. And God said: 4 different encounters in the forest back to back

#possibly worst funniest in game experience ever #Ended up letting the wraith take pc to the lake because if I let them go there during the night it wouldn’t negate the encounter fully #(Learned the hard way) #And I’m trying to keep the chastity vow intact you know. So that happens. Unfortunately I didn’t keep track of the stress counter #Passed out trying to leave the forest. Boom. Cultists. Scream for help. Wraith saves omg yayyy :) #Pass out again because stress is still high. I notice it’s still not 6 am. Wraith gets my ass. #Uh oh pass out because of stress again. CULTISTS. AGAIN? Couldn’t fight it off this time but #Managed to get out of that chastity intact.Now to get out of the woods. Can’t take shortcut so end up walking. EDEN. #PC FUCKING. HAD ARMS BOUND BECAUSE OF THE RITUAL. COULDNT USE PEPPER SPRAY. I was like fuuuuuck..: this sucks… #Managed to avoid Stockholm this time though and escaped :evil: eden please don’t hunt me again #I want to draw this out because it was genuinely just ridiculous but for now I keep it written so I remember later #I NEED TO STOP TALKING IN NOTES

[zeb-z]

people who are like ‘oh cDream is morally grey, he’s morally grey’ because they want a villain with some sort of morality and sympathy as if cSam isn’t Right There

#dream apologists become the dirt I walk on #talking about the characters putting c in front of everything is exhausting #like he’s not he’s just not he’s Bad #‘morally grey because he does good things sometimes and had reasoning for his actions even if they were bad’ that’s not dream that’s Sam #Dream is just a selfish asshole who wants power and feels threatened easily and is obsessed with tommy like some sorta freak #Sam though? Sam?? swayed into torturing dream using his emotions? split between his wants and his duties? #warden who can’t risk dream escaping vs sam who’s been trying to help tommy heal #sam who killed Ranboo because he follows through with his threats and couldn’t let dream escape any means necessary #who didn’t even particularly care that much because he found out how Ranboo caused the explosions on top of the prison #who kidnapped Michael not to hurt him but to ensure he had power of the right people so he could ensure the greater good #see when dream was trapped in the prison he commissioned that was poetic justice. when Sam was trapped it was complicated #he’s so ‘I’m tortured by my actions but I have to do what’s hard for the greater good’ and then it doesn’t matter #Sam? he’s done some fucked shit. but god if he’s not a sympathetic character #or at the very least understandable in how he sees what he’s doing is good or for others #Dream is constantly ‘what can I do to make me look good’ ‘what can I do to get what I want’ and grabs for power and abuses tommy #dream smp #dsmp #awesamdude #dream #c!dream #c!awesamdude #mcyt #z speaks

[seveneyesoup]

new who has emphasized the cybermen as a loss of personhood but they really really have not leaned into the horror of it like they could. there have even been stories of maintaining ones personhood through the conversion but what about the opposite? what about a generation of cybermen that do not hide what they used to be, whose faces are still visible, reflecting an individuality they no longer possess, but that is meaningful to the people they used to belong to? the “ghosts” of doomsday were imagined to be dead loved ones, but what if you saw their face? what if your grandfather was looking you in the face but did not recognize you. what if he offered a way to take away the pain of loss. what if the ordeal was over and the danger was done and the thing piloting his body survived it intact. what if he was right there but you could never, ever have him back. what then

#idek what i’m saying i’m just making stuff up #to flesh it out into a two-episode concept you’d probably want to have some kinda like; cyberscouts #cybermen who are like 90% corpse 10% metal who kinda go out and pretend to be human still #and then offer a solution to emotional troubles. one that worked for them #and then bam get cybered idiot #which would be the reveal at the end of the first episode; that it’s cybermen #and then the second is dealing w the cybermen #the only trouble is a scheme like that requires a degree of emotional intelligence i don’t think the cybermen have #bc the thing is they’re quite simple about that kind of thing #assimilate into the army and that’s it #an infiltration program that relies on manipulation is more out of the dalek playbook; i think #which means you might need to credit it to someone else #i suppose the master is right there; but there’s other options #hm #much to consider but not really #i just think. emphasizing how much these things used to be People would be nice #a modern suit could walk around empty but not an original one #those things needed A Body #you couldn’t escape the corpse in them and thats. that’s a good thing #bc it makes the terror of them central to the thing itself. inescapable #alternatively rather than a two-episode plot; an audio #with the reveal of who was behind it being part of a little mini arc

[georgievs]

i feel like people on twitter are getting a little too comfortable posting about nhl wags…

#idk #the jackets are fun and i have been enjoying seeing them #but i think it should end there #you don’t know these women #most of these women don’t want you to know them #i couldn’t escape tweets about that one leafs wag’s extensions like jfc leave her alone

[fuck-kirk]

On the plus side, I’ve been looking all over for The Wicked King book bc I NEED to read it, and had just resigned myself to ordering it online (even tho I don’t have the money for it)…but earlier today I went in with my mom to the nursing home where she works to drop off presents for the residents and I saw the book sitting on one of her coworkers desks and pointed and said “hey! That’s the book I was looking for at the store earlier!” And her coworker just goes “do you want it? I just finished it and I usually donate books when I’m done”

And I just ?????? “YES THANK YOU!”

Like I’ve had such a horrible few weeks but that small little occurrence has restored my faith that it’s not all bad. Like that person probably doesn’t know how happy that made me.

#mott txt #also like what are the odds tbh??? it’s the second book in a series #and it’s a popular series but not THAT popular. I couldn’t eve my find it at my local books a million #and I’ve been thinking abt the cruel prince all week wanting to read the second book #the first book was such good escapism and I rlly need that rn #so yeah just. man really restored my heart a little #and by a little I mean a lot . #I needed something randomly good and kind to happen to me