i totally get how season 5 isn't everyone's cup of tea and that's totally fair and i understand!! however. i just can't relate because this is just so balls to the walls crazy that i am so endlessly entertained
lila stole all of the agreste lore from nathalie and also has been wearing a wig this entire time. felix snapped the entirety of earth away. chloe became the fucking mayor and then had an emotional breakdown sobbing alone when she lost it. kagami and felix having a random cringe (/positive) whirlwind romance like the two sheltered awkward teens they are. adrien and marinette kissing on the steps of a private jet in a dramatic emotional moment. ADRIEN had the coveted chat blanc nightmare in a sandboy adjacent akuma. adrien just is Cursed with endless nightmares now (and rose and juleka????) and lives in a sensory deprivation chamber. marinette knows all the senti lore now and was told via the most theater-kid interpretive perfomance art hallucination ever?????????
and i am LIVING for all of it. i am SO ENTERTAINED.
they really said Hey Adrien what high school do u wanna go to and he said oh no clue. could not give less of a shit. whats a school. have u heard of my gf tho!! her name is Marinette Dupain-Cheng and shes much better than any government institution :) no like seriously we might start an uprising soon im waiting for her instructions
“i have a classroom full of witnesses and a girl who always lies vs one who is always doing good and tells the truth and it’s been proven time and time again that when it appears she isn’t that she’s actually being set up, who do i believe 🤔” - collusion trailer
Haven’t seen the newest episodes yet, only seen what everybody’s talking about, and I gotta say: I hope Chloé just stays mayor. They now have a classmate who is more than a bit of an asshole and who is 14 years old and also rules the city with an iron fist as its unelected dictator.
Give me scenes of Sabrina preparing the city's budget. Have Chloé perform wedding ceremonies. She decides with a simple thumbs up or thumbs down whether there's a bike lane, but she's still gotta sit in chemistry class.
miraculous ladybug has got to be the funniest show ever. a 14 year old girl has just seized control of the parisian government. if i didn't watch the show and someone told me that i would laugh in their face. i'm still not above doing that.
finding out adrienette facetimes each other every living moment they don’t spend side by side is so funny when you remember gabriel is toxic and abusive. because like yeah he can talk his shit. but his son is holding up his phone like a window to his very scary fourteen year old girlfriend and gabriel agreste has completely underestimated how fire her insults are. they commence battle every morning at breakfast